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I wen't to /r/roastme on Reddit and everyone is a pussy.

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I wen't to /r/roastme on Reddit and everyone is a pussy. Prove to me that you are better than Reddit. Make me feel depressed.
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>>675603555
At least you got trips
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>>675603555
You dont need our help.
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>>675603555
Those kiwi's in that painting are 3x bigger than your balls.
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>>675603555
Lemme suck your dick fgt.
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You look like one of Santas fag elves that got really fat off gingerbread men
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You got bigger titts then my ex
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You have a very pretty smile, faggot.
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>>675603555
You're the type of guy that'll get friendzoned of you tried to fuck your step sister.
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>>675603555
fuck. you're not that ugly, but I guess you're fat. and your smile is fake
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Your nose looks stupid.
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>>675603555

You look like a cyst with teeth and hair.
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fucking 2 eye balls you shit pleb
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>>675603555
Nice hair, champ.
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Quads
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>>675603555
You're fat
You like transformers

Not much to roast really
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>>675603555
you look pretty good man, as if you're not swimming with depression like all the other cunts here.
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>>675603555
You've been in the boys scout a suspiciously long time.
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I dislike your face.
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TRIPS
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I can't tell if your wearing a transformers shirt or your so fat that optimus prime is literally coming through my screen
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>>675603555
I see a fucking towel dispenser. Did you seriously gorge yourself before taking this picture at some restaurant to look even fatter
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DUBS
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I bet you have more fat rolls than shirt wrinkles
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>>675603555
You are not physically deformed, you have the safety net of white skin and have the confidence to take the criticism the internet cares to throw at you. Why are you comparing yourself to the losers on /b/? Are you trying to be the big fish in a small pond? Go do something for the world.
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QUINTS
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Hows it feel to know youll never get pussy unless you rape or pay
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Singles
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Dub s
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That's the same fucked up smile my uncle gave me before I got molested
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Trips
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Did you seriously have to open the bathroom door to air out your fucking disgustingness
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bye
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Not bad, I'd fuck you, I'm /fembot/. 6/10.
Your shirts pretty faggoty though and I can see you in the future at some point getting into a relationship with a trap.
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You cant even spell selfie for a file name you dumb fuck. I think im done im the only roaster
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>>675603555
You look like shit John C Reilly and John C Reilly looks really shit.
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>>675603555
Your life is meaningless, I hope your family will die by painful death and you will watch it but you can't save them because you are tiny faggot, you are loser, you are nothing, YOU are THE faggot.
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>>675606386
low standards right there
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you're all retarded, op is a fag and this is not his pic, ever heard of reverse image search?
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You look like a fucking miscarriage that survived halfway through.
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You're a fucking attention whore, go kill yourself.
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>>675607367
True.
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>>675603555
You know you're really ugly, so you didn't need us to tell you that. Why are you here?
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>>675605251
NIGGA THATS TERRIFYING STOP
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