YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD! https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhH JYlg

>>675604169
Wtf. English only.

>>675604290
Dude...really?

>>675604290
Found the retard

>>675604290
Literally the only problems with that text are that "cant" is missing a comma and lack of period at the end.

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>>675602800

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>>675602800
guy in the video is alpha, you are beta op.

>>675605390
>comma

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>>675602800

>>675604169
"Fell a bull"
Am I missing something here?

cut..the tall trees..down

>>675606168
you're dumb

go read a book

>>675606168
Ouf, I'm not the only one

>>675606482
Fuck off, nerd.

>>675606482
This is a joke, right? Please tell me you're fucking with me. Do I not understand the phrase because I'm American or something? This is making me anxious..

>>675606168
I take it English isn't your first language?

Fell a bull as in, the knight felled the foul beast in autist speak

>>675602800
>Andreas Peahc
>cringe
fuck off

Illiterate plebs

>>675606653
It means to skin iirc.

>>675606168
Fell a bull = make a bull fall you ESL faggot

>>675606895
"Fell" is the past tense of "Fall"
Ex. I fell off my horse.

In no way, could you use the word "fell" as a verb describing you actively tipping something over. What fucking country do you live in where "I fell my fedora." Is acceptable?

ITT: Yanks that can't conjugate a verb.

>>675607258
Pants on head retarded

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>>675607258
you're a retard

>>675607258
>what is a transitive verb

lol /points and luaghs

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>>675607258

fell can be used as a verb to mean knock down or chop down you faggot

you can fell a tree, for example, or a bull

>>675607258

"During the siege of Rome, the barbarians managed to fell the Northern wall".

"Something that has been 'felled' has been brought down, like a tree that has been felled during a storm".

vocabulary.com/dictionary/fell

I'm not the guy you replied to but if you're going to make an idiot out of someone, make sure it isn't yourself. Nice bait, though.

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WHAT FUCKIN COUNTRY DO YOU LIVE IN. I LIVE IN THE US AND I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS CONVERSATION.

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>>675607258
>being this retarded

>>675607574

Try "Felled".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LyNAW_56Tc

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>>675607258

hurr durr

>>675607574
>"past of fell"

Past what? Past tense? Past participle?

No wonder you dumb asses are going to end up with Trump, you can't even Dictionary.

>>675607258

Your an moran

No one uses fell in a sentence like that. I'm seriously done.

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>>675607797
explain this then

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>>675607797

not very much anymore but its still grammatically correct in English, nothing you say can change that.

>>675607863
A gif with no audio? Proves nothing.

>>675607258
Fell means to drop. If you fell a tree, you cut it down.

>>675607937
>>675607919

>>675607784
The prez they deserve.

see what i did there? Z's are cool man.

>>675607685

"I have anxiety so I will reveal my insecurities via recording and post it on the internet where the entire planet can see it."

People like this are harmful to people with genuine mental illness'. I suffer so bad from anxiety I practically shit my pants when I leave the house, yet this fucking cock sucker can try and jack his ego off after a few likes and subscribes?

I'm running out of reasons for why he has his mouth open. Fucking infuriating cuck fuck.

Meta cringe thread

>>675607574
Look at the number one. That means there's more than one definition.

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>>675607574
>>675607797

see that little 4 word sentence under your absolute definition of fell?

"v Translations and more definitions"

try giving that a click you retard, broaden your horizons

>>675602800
>Caring about what woman think
Grow some balls man.

>>675607685
Wait what? Are feminists actually just asking for money from men now? Dafuq is this?

"Fell a bull"

No one uses "fell" in a sentence like that.

>>675608222
maybe no-one in your speech community of home-schooled hillbillies.

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>>675608222

you do

>>675608077
>>675608092
I realized this after posting my last post. I admit I was wrong, but I can argue that I've never heard the word "fell" be used this way my entire life, and I'll probably never see it again. It sounds so grammatically incorrect, my brain automatically rejects it. I refuse to use the word this way.

>>675608217
Tumblr called. They want their "hey it's X year" formula back

>>675608347
>speech community

Enjoy your Arts degree cunt.

>>675607937

>this man nearly succeeded in felling this tree

https://youtu.be/KWodyapGNxI?t=106

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>>675608395
i always win.

>>675608412
Bro, do you even current year?

>>675608222
>"Fell a bull"
>No one uses "fell" in a sentence like that.
Everyone uses fell in that sentence because that is what the sentence says.

>>675608347
Maybe no one in the United States because we're not hipster faggots.

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>>675608222
It's used that way a lot in England, especially by older folk. Coincidentally have you ever wondered where English came from?

Either you're baiting us or you're so fucking retarded it's hard to believe you're real.

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>>675608461
skip to 1:45

>>675608193
Yeah, a bunch of them are freaking out in that way, saying you're not really supporting feminism unless you donate money, and if you aren't, you are no better than a rapist.

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>>675608217

i dont think he was. i think he meant that normally the cringe is all in the photos, but today all this arguing about who knows what fell means is the cringe. meta.


>two irish guys walk down a street
>both unemployed
>see a sign
>"Tree fellers wanted"
>shame there were only two of them

>>675608491
>>675608395
Posted this and just saw your post admitting you were wrong. Now I just feel bad, sorry bro. 4chan makes animals of us all.

>>675607964

But if you were talking about falling, why wouldn't you just say that?

The proper phrase would be "When he can't falled a bull." or "When he can't make a bull falled good" to accentuate.

>>675608502
hey Virginia Woolf called man, drown yo self.

>>675608222
Trips of truth

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>>675608395

thats fine, but it is grammatically correct and you will be incorrect if you say it is wrong, even if it is not commonly used in that context

>>675608631

thats retarded and there is no way those are the 'proper phrases'

>>675608631
It has older roots, to fell means to make fall. If I fall a bull makes no sense, but the action "to fell" means I make it fall so that does. It also is used to describe cutting down trees. The object falls, the subject fells.

>>675608659
I'm not saying it's wrong, I'm saying it sounds retarded

>>675608631
Lol not bad.

>>675608631
Fucking this:
>>675607306

>>675607258
I'm a foreigner and I had no problem getting this. Pleb

ITT:
America vs Europe: English

>>675608833
Foreign to where, faggot. Git the fuck outta here

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So what is you guys' opinion that I derailed this entire thread by posting that bull shit?

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>>675608780

and saying that makes you sound retarded

glad we can agree

>>675608999
Trips of truth. Fuck

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>>675608999

trip nines don't lie

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>>675608582

>Posted this
No you didn't.
>Now I just feel bad
I don't.

>>675607606

1 pic 2 betas. Well done!

>>675608631
You're close.

Because Americans are borderline retarded and confuse words, you substitute the word 'Fell' for 'Drop'.

"when he can't even drop a bull"

In the rest of the civilized world this would be confused with 'one who was carrying a bull, and then dropped it', but if we corrected everything you people said we wouldn't have enough time left over to laugh at your presidential race.

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>>675607258
Am I mistaken, or is there something wrong with you?

>>675604290
Found the American.

>>675608544
Lovin da greentext man

>>675602800
No idea why this height shit pisses me off so much, im 6'4 so its not related to me ever, but fucking hell it makes me mad, like it judges a person based on a single characteristic, not even like their looks as a whole or anything.

>>675607306
>>675608755

tbh fam idk what most of those works mean but when I see something fall I just say it falled. Idk why your on about some old language some dead white guys made, a black guy rules America now.

>>675606854
Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqKkYYALMU

>>675609302
Trying too hard fam tbh

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>>675608039
NOT AS COOL AS CAPSLOCK THOUGH!!!1!

>>675602800
>Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA5MeMlQh0U

>>675609302
see this:
>>675609185

In Baltimore:

"The cop said 'watch me drop that nigger', and then swung"

in London:

"The cop said 'watch me fell that nigger', and then swung"

make sense now?

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>>675608481
Fucking Brutal

>>675608631

Because there are multiple applications for words, generally. You don't say "When he can't falled a bull" because that's not the correct use of the word. You fell it. And it's not past-tense, you're not describing them as actively doing a thing that's already done. The tree fell, the tree has fallen. I aim to fell a bull, I have felled the bull. Also, falled is a non-standard use of the word. You usually use fall, fell, fallen or felled if we're describing this sort of an action.

>>675607258
I'm Canadian and I never heard "fell" used as a verb. People here never say "He fell the tree", they would say "He cut down the tree".

Welp, /b/ taught me something. Is this normal? I usually go to /sci/ for that.

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>ITT pointless argument about if a word being used as a verb as if it's an opinion and not a grammatical fact

>>675602800
STOP SUPPORTING FEMINISM WITH THIS SHIT YOU CUNT
>why not a woman cringe thread

>>675610170
B-but anon, facts are bad! They make the patriarchy stronger!

>>675610170
We're not arguing about anything any more, we're just laughing at the american who can't speak his own language

I love how a ylyl thread became a vocabulary lesson. Both fun and educational.

>>675610300
dubs speak the truth

>>675609711

Your still using to many words to say such a simple thing. Instead of "Watch me fell that nigger," the proper, condensed, saying would be "tbh fam, watch me make that pig fall 100% good."

i'm genuinely surprised a lot of people don't know this usage of "fell". i'm not even from a country where english is the primary language and i know it. this seems like something people should have learned in grade school. is america really this retarded or is it just because i'm on 4chan?

>>675606653
Use your powers of deduction to infer that if it has to do with falling, and a man's action of such to a bull, maybe it could mean taking down a bull.

>>675610433
Trying too hard now

>>675610554
I'm from Canada and I've never heard it before. I don't think I'm retarded, I got a scholarship from UofT for engineering. It is engineering though, so I guess I'm kinda retarded.

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>>675609557

>>675610657

Also at UofT. I've heard it like that before.

>>675611119
Anon I'm torn between CS and SE
I'm also torn between UofT and UW

Anon what do? :c

>>675609620
lost kek

>>675611283
Learn the usages of "fell"

>>675611422
dun tell me what to do m80 or ill fell ur mum fam

>>675604169
I'm not a native English speaker, please explain.

>>675611531
Read the entire thread

>>675602800
typical swede

>>675611525
go ahead and fell her. and i aint your fam. faggot

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>>675602800

>>675607574
Words can have more than one meaning you autistic sack of shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_05OQH2ERlY

kids whole channel is cringe

>>675609276
6'2 and i'm just glad it's not another thing i have to be conscious about.

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hourly reminder that women are whores, and even genuine love of you won't stop them from cheating on you with a superior male if given the chance.

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>>675612021

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>>675612021
yeah your mom is a whore

>>675606854

More like this. I know this annoying cunt who posts "interests facts" every day on Facebook and half of them are objectively wrong. Some parody ammo would be useful.

>>675605390
>>675605232
>>675604939
Serious samefagging here.

>>675612088
your mom too probably. women are just whores or whores in the making.

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>>675612261
I take it you are a supreme gentlemen who couldn't get any in high school?

I feel for you man I really do.

>>675611283

I thiiiink CS is computer science and I got no idea what SE means. Something engineering? I can't help you there, I do history and politics. I'm just there to get s degree so I don't look like a loser or whatever.

Toronto vs Waterloo is pretty simple. You'd rather be a first year undergrad in a Uni town like Waterloo. After that, there's more to do in Toronto, and you should learn ASAP to not rely on sluts on your floor anyway. Besides, Waterloo may have more, but UofT you'll still get some.

>>675612349
i'm the guy in those texts, i'm speaking from experience. every single one of them made themselves out to be a nice loyal girl, but they cheated. and then i exposed them. fuck whores.

>>675606094
Top kek

>>675607574
There seems to be a lot of rednecks on here. I'm American and I've never heard the term before. 27 years of life and I've never heard of anyone "felling" something.

>>675612369
se -> software engineering most probably

>>675607685
I think we all know why that bitch is fat. She literally won't put effort into anything unless someone rewards her for it.

>>675606905
Fuck do I love irony

>>675612789

Well, I'd stay in Toronto, idk about you, I'm a lifelong Torontonian. But Waterloo is a great place to live in a dorm.

>>675608491
You people are acting like "fell a bull" is a common sentence? When do people knock over bulls? Like cow tipping? That sounds retarded, you fucking hillbillies.

>>675609185
Oh yeah because fuck linguistics, Amerifats are just retarded

>>675612910
she isn't fat. she's obnoxious but she is hot as fuck and very fit.

>>675608395
Read a book.

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>>675612509
*tips fedora*

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>>675612509
I think /r9k/ is more your speed

>>675614171
Holy fuck that is terrifying

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>>675614473

>>675610300
>his own language
>american
>english language

>>675606895
Fell was commonly used as a synonym of defeat or kill in old English, and it's still grammatically correct today. In summary, you are a faggot

>>675604169
>>675608159

Now it all makes sense

>>675611838
I bet what he lacks in height makes in length

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>>675606168
It's Cuck speak.

He defeated his wife's Bull

>>675611838
This is hilarious
Like any of them have a chance anyway lol

>>675615349
>iggy goes black
You can't go black if black is all you've ever known.

>>675615349
Wtf is bull?

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>>675607606
WHAT ENTERTAINMENT, 2 cucks for the price of one!

>>675615316
gayest shit i ever heard

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>>675615478
a meme about the concept of cuckolding which people on 4chan misuse and now associate with black guys.

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>>675606877
> disrespecting the flag is just fucked up

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>>675615691
no its just the us flag boo hoo

>>675615626
Kek I am sorry I just like the guy he is not a bad actor

>>675607793
Low quality bait

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>>675604169
Dude, you just dropped the best fucking bait. This whole thread is arguing over it.

>>675606168
Uneducated lowlife

>>675615672
Oy vey nigger master race

>>675606653
Don't listen to these idiots it means circumcising a bull.

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>>675614820
gtfo

>>675615744
Found the 12y/o

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>>675616216
*12 year old

If you are going to call someone a 12 year old don't type like one.

>>675615691
It's just a flag. Who gives a shit. People who are overly patriotic are fucking stupid.

>>675608991
Apparently no one has ever heard of Spanish bull fighting. Blows my mind how little some people know of the world outside where they "grew up" good job though, you broke quite a few people with that

>>675605390
>comma
TOP KEK

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>>675607258
consider suicide

Settling this once and for all

fell [fel]
transitive verb (past and past participle felled, present participle fell·ing, 3rd person present singular fells)
1. chop tree down: to cut down a tree
2. knock somebody down: to knock somebody down, or cause somebody to fall
3. handicraft sew seam flat: to sew a seam by turning an edge over and sewing it down on the inside

>>675609276
That's the world we live in, none of this Shit even existed 20 years ago, thank the world wide web I guess. If I were to guess, shits about to get a lot worse before it ever gets better

>>675616935
what's the joke here?

>>675606795
>2016
>doesn't have 4chan pass

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>>675617120
Disney movies make people into furries

>>675617120
Not sure? I take it the parents are supposed to be furries and the kid is watching this animal video getting creeped out or something.

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>>675615744
I like this one better

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>>675617267
If I spent more than an hour here a day I would conciser it but its not worth my time to pay for something that I wouldn't use vvery much.

if you do spend enough time here to warrant a pass....yeah

>>675617470
holy fuck yes.

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>>675612915
So do you love irony?
Your lack of punctuation has kept me in suspense for 6 minutes now.

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>>675617819

>>675617120
They forced him into being a furry or something

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>>675608042
HEY
hey
srsly
hey
wanna be pals?

>>675608532
All this wallet rape is triggering me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcjYkZW8AaI

>>675618252
10/10 link very related

>>675615316
Manlet spotted

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>>675618740
>link

...

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>>675618979
http://porn-tube.club/play/1524/

>>675609114
Badass underage faggot detected xD

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>>675615767

>>675613007
Toronto is gay as fuck

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>>675619890
Oh shit I remember the ads for those shitty tinfoil frisbees.

>>675612183
Half the morons on Facebook won't get the joke.

>>675609233
Found the overly proud probably an American hipster euro trash faggot

>>675614544
oh my.

>>675606269
>>675606482
>>675606702
>>675605390
>>675617053
No one talks like that anymore. It's an outdated dialect. It sounds stupid.
Get over it you fucking faggot.

>>675616935
still from robin hood, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC7ttR_RgS8

OC

>>675608193
Hey, everyone's allowed to ask for money, that fuck paid; that's on him, not Signorita Hamsphere.

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>>675617913
> politic, wifu,
Gtfo