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Post your worst. Introducing my friend to 4chan

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Post your worst. Introducing my friend to 4chan
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Welcome, friend! Please enjoy your stay.
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>>675330759
hello, anon's friend!
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>>675330759
>implying /b/ represents 4chan and all boards
y u gotta do this?
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Welcome new guy, has your friend not told you the rules you gotta tell us your name so we can welcome you fully it's how the site works
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>>675332056
b=4chan, fag, all the other weeb shit are autistic and exist so that they not fuck up /b/eaven
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I don't know what this is but it's the only webm in my folder. Obviously something I thought worth saving.
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>>675331848
ketä tää on?
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You could do a rekt thread, Dumbass
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Hello Anon my old friend
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>>675330759
Here is a photograph of an alligator gar. Its very scary.
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>>675332210
He also might not be aware that he needs to be +18 to be here. Rookie mistake. ;)
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>>675332252
Fucking newfag..
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>>675332290
Can you post the rest pls
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>>675332491
Holy crap that spooped me
Trigger warning
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>>675332568
What part of "the only webm in my folder" did you not understand?
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Enjoy
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>>675332056
sleep tight, baby baba.
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>>675332491
Cool fish
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>>675332553

▲ ▲
wut is a fingerbox?
how do i make an account guise?
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Sup newfag anon!

KYS.
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>>675332252
You seem to be mistaken. /b/ is the bin of 4chan, kind of like /trash/, but this place is dumber. I wouldn't say /pol/ or /k/ is "weeb shit", but that is just an opinion. Hope you understand, friendo.
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>>675332294
mä ;)
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>>675332960
Wu tang turtle aint nothin to fuck with
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>>675332252
nice try newfag
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hope this isn't too hardcore
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>>675333256
kek
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'sup, anon's friend
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>>675333026
Shut the fuck up and let the cancer think this is where the party is.
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>>675333157
>peekaboob.png
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the swan
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>>675332056
sleep tight, baby Baba.
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>>675333583
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>>675330759
faggot
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>>675330759
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>>675333654
Welcome to /b/
Sharpie in pooper
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>>675332056
/b/ is basically 4chan's PR department, the rest are weebs and /h/eathens
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>>675333414
jeez, you don't need to be so feral, anon.
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okey dokey
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>>675332919
Why knot?
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>>675333886
>/b/ is PR
How did we get this job and why do we still have it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHJHs_NF6s
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>>675334135
Fuck. I was in that thread. I was sure it was fake. It wasn't.
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>>675332056
Sleep Tight, baby Baba.
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>>675334088
Involuntarily probably. /b/ is usually the first board someone visits when they first go on 4chan, since they've heard so much about /b/ from local news and le 9gag army. So this board is basically PR by letting newcomers get their first impressions of /b/ reflect on their judgement of the site as a whole. just a thought.
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>>675330759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfGGkd84Ujs
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>>675334720
Hmmmm, less PR and more like an immune system then.
Kill the weak, incorporate the strong into our defences.
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>>675334720
Also explains how cancer sticks around, no defence against that.
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>>675330759
Rule 1 and 2 faggot!
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>>675330759
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>>675331462
rolling
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>>675334720
Which is a shame because all other boards aren't as hostile and angry as /b/. They'll get this picture that 4chan is this mean scary place which is dangerous to visit as someone might hack you.
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>>675332252
Spoken god damn eloquently
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>>675332624
I was waiting for it to be a blender.
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>>675335108
nonononononononononoNoNoNoNONONONONONONONO!
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Welcome
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>>675335118
Well it's not unfounded, but rarely undeserved.
People do kick the hive sometimes.
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>>675332252
>/b/eaven
my nickname for ur moms pussy
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>>675335364
Now thats a fucking welcome package, saving that.
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>>675332056
Sleep tight baby bubba
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>>675335364
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>>675330759
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>>675330759
Rule 1 and 2 faggot!
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im just gonna leave this right here.
nobody touch it, okay?
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>>675334525
Kek, you must be new.
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>>675335931
wtf is up with the chocolate milk? Is it another fingerbox situation?
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>>675335931
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time to rev up the gore
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>>675335931
Don't tell me what to do
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>>675335931
>Heavy breathing
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>>675336340
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>>675333520
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmao I hadn't keked this hard irl for a long time
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>>675336340
what the fuck did you do???? Anon is going to be so mad. we need to go get more
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>>675332210
Oou okay then! My name is John Doe. Thank you for telling me!
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>>675332491
what a horrendous beast! i shat myself
nice fish though
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>>675330759

Welcome to the jungle.
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>>675336622
Easy does it
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>>675335364
what's the sauce on the cgi dogs coming out of the vagina
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>>675336340
we can fix this. I have some extra chocolate soymilk. he will never know
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>>675336984
Getting there
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>>675336622

Erik Paulsin, sorry he just told me that.
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>>675337178
Just about...
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>>675334525
yeah, i thought it was fake too. kind of a trip that both of us were there.
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>>675337265
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>>675335364
We have the dankest memes in here!
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>>675333330
underrated
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>>675337467
fuck your nigger milk
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>>675332056
Sleep tight, baby Baba.
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>>675335931
Hey um... we kept it safe.
Strange thing happened though... the glass just kinda changed.
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>>675337621
AHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
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>>675334525
me too.. say it again.. I thought it was a REKT /..
I posted first ?12 replys.. not on this screen cap but I saved most of it on old laptop... Wish I had that laptop with me.. keep all my 4chan gold on it..
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>>675337865
here take this that faggot will never know
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Anyone have the gif the guy fucking some chick's urethra?
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>>675334525
Lurked it hard, checked the news.
My ex lived out there, just a ferry ride away
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>>675332056
sleep tight, baby baba.
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>>675338092
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>>675335331
imagine you see this walking down the streat
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>>675332056
Sleep tight, baby Baba
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>>675332056
Sleep tight, baby Baba.
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>>675337944

What a terrible fucking shot this nigger is. Poor kid was probably just guilty of pointing this out.
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>>675333304
looks like you need some gamer gunk
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>>675334870

Whodat?
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Mmmmmmm
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<fresh OC from yesterday..
Should of saved more but I was a little disgusted.
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>>675339848
I saw that nasty ass too, train wreck or what
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>>675338020
Fucking furfags.
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>>675339848
2 anusus? wtf bro?
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>>675332426
This is getting old and boring
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>>675339848
ppl reacted better to this than to my Pearly Penile Papules dick pic i posted yesterday, fucking normies.
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>>675332775
I hate this so much
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