Let's see how successful /b/ is
Education: Bachelor's in Applied Science, working on master's degree
Annual Earnings: $102K/year
I'm also getting married
pic related, it's her
I have a wife and son and live on military disability.
pic related. It's me.
this is my hot wife torrey, she lives with her dad while I live free to do what I want because he's got a bunch of bullshit rules. out of the army now, runnin shit, I get to fuck whoever and however i want, pretty fuckin good
uck off im the only one who gets in this
im married to a porn star, no amountof reality celebrity is gonna top it :)
HOLD THE FUCK UP!
Can we stop this thread a moment to raost this nigga. Seriously he is bragging about fucking Golum.
Jesus dude. She is fuckign disgusting.
>10 inch penis
>500k a year
you know it, i know your trying to be a dick but im jst gonna take the compliment, nice to find a thread saying hey fucking awesome guy, tell me about yourself
you have literally no hopes of eer being with anne half as beutiful as my lady and she loves this shit, chop your dick off if you try but thats baout it
Thought you guys already got married?
why not just hit her with a hammer :) intimacy us a far geater thing that just fucking
yeah try harder dude pretend you owudnt be all over it I ask peope all the time, everyone knows shes hot and you saying this shit is just you fappin over ur sister
ok i will admit when she sent me this one i thought she looked like happy smeagol so I get that, but fuck if i wouldnt erry day
There you go bud. That's the problem with poor people. They measure life by the hour.
Didn't you notice everyone else was using the year as the base measurement?
Don't you notice all wealthy people do?
Broaden your sense of time and I promise money will seem to come easier, because you'll spend less and save more
I'm a black female and my white Europe boyfriend who earns 100k + a year pays everything for me :3 all I have to do is be a house wife while he licks my pussy and asshole every other day.
why dont oyu come over to a real white man, you an me know how to live and you an t can lick eachother all day for me
i know right? here's aother, are you into daipers?
ww little nignog needs to learn her lesson? ill shove this so far down ur throat youll never need to eat jim crow again
wow... an actual fake russian.
im kinda flattered but also deeply ashamed.
> Age 24
> College dropout
> Annual Earnings: 65K/yr
>No debt, in a committed relationship
ill blow you all the fuck up thats whats up haha people talk so big on the web got nothingbetter to do
Uh cept the point of showing that picture was showing that it was me making that post and not that obviously white guy baiting as a black femanon that you somehow still fell for
no, you're a fake russian.
you obviously live in america, you cant speak russian and were born in america. youve never been to russia and have no russian friends since we stick together abroad and no self-respecting russian immigrant would associate with a racist idiot.
you're an american skinhead who pretends to be russian because you have autism and no sense of identity. nice cuck martens.
yes okay i recognize your great racil tolerance in your sweeping generalizations baout what all russians do, also all russians know one another and they have an extra muscle in their throat to help them drink vodka
I'm seven and a self made millionaire, I get paid every time I rent out OPs moms vagerge. I've only been doing this for about three hours. You can practically walk up in there wearing a top hat, twirling a cane. We're working on docking an aircraft carrier in there right now. Seamen.
fuuuuuuuuccckkking NEWFAGGGG lmao!!!!!
Waht a fucking faggot. THe worst kind of newfag there is.
Pffff hahaha KEEP GOINGGGGG please....
haha you thought thatd be funny but what kind of sad sack insecure man doesnt at his wife ou after hes plowd he rinto next week until all their juices drip down his face? some sad little bitch too scared of a litle salt to get in his wifes puss is a fag
oh and by the way i changed my name to a more russina name to honor it and my grandfather, someone likr you would probably think living as "steve" or 'Paul" is more honorable too scared of ur roots, im donw wiht this convo gonna go see my real friends who kniw what sup
I have an AS, and I'm currently working on my BA
make about 11-12k a year. I live pretty basically.
my whore girlfriend broke up with me a week ago.
I'm a fatass, but after changing my diet and exercising more, I've lost about 20 pounds (and counting, hopefully)
my life is pretty much a mixed bag.
hahah actually i know ur fuckin with me but yah, its a whole thing and youd be lucky to find osmoene like that, I own her comletely even her plumbing and she goes when I say so and lives in her filth until I'm ready to eat
>Bachelor's in Applied Science
Really? Is that even a thing? That is like the most vague general degree I have ever heard of. Is that like Engineering for people who are too stupid to do engineering or is it just people who didn't want to label themselves?
everything in her body heart and soul i smine, even our children, een her dreams and her family ties are mine to tug and break as I will. most people wilo never know true intimacy through marriage and thats somehting to brag about
24 year old
Salary (pretax + bonus): 69,000
Have a hot girlfriend.
Pretty much only come to 4chan for /trv/, /fit/, /int/, and /biz/.
Rest of the boards are filled with NEET autistic losers who jerk off to shitty anime porn.
Sorry guys, if you're a functional adult with your shit together, then reddit blows this site out of the water.
nice OP, I'm very successful too, and by successful I'm strictly talking about wealth and social status, gonna marry my bitch pretty soon and get a new promotion. These fags at 4chan just don't know what success is, they think happiness trumps wealth and a hot bitch, fags amirite?
Its just the title of the degree, doesn't refer to major. I've only ever heard of Associates of Applied science before, though. Typically it would be a degree that is supposed to immediately qualify you for work in a given field, rather than requiring you to pursue a terminal degree, as would be the case in the field of psychology.
Of course none of that shit is absolute, but that's the general gist.
36, recently married to a wonderful woman from Japan. Working in IT, making just over 80K a year including dividends. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
AHAAHHAHAAHHAH FUCK, THIS THREAD AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm here for the porn mate.
Also learn to spell please. One great thing about reddit is that people who spell at a 3rd grade level get downvoted to the point where I don't have to read their chicken scratch.
spelling has nothing to do with typing not gonna put mor eeffort in typing up stuff for faggots like you in fact form now on im not even gonna look at the keyboard how about that go yupinh n dprllinh uoi faggot
wow, what 158k job did a philosophy major manage to land? Genuine curiousity.
Sorry to come off as a dick; most philosophy majors I know end up in retail. See: roommate's gf who works at teavana.
Brag on /b/, sure. We get it, you like to objectify and dominate girls who are in a mentally vulnerable state. Good for you. You're probably just like your father. If only he knew.
Dude shut the fuck up dont ever fucking say that, Ive been joking but I will slow the fuck down to say this; dont ever fucking say that about me or my father.
i don't know why you think my wife must be in a vulnerable state, she is one of the smartest most mature women you will ver meet and she handles her business while I handle mine. ignorant fucking single fag. Now that was worth it shitbird
There are actually some universities that offer doctorates in applied science. Most people I know who have applied science degrees work in the physics or engineering field. My computational physics professor actually had their degree in applied science.
>student going for a degree in engineering physics
>make around 30k a year
I'm going to school on the GI bill, but I'm not a cunt like the other dick in this thread. My wife makes around 80k a year. She basically runs some high end pet stores where we live.
Education: will finish bachelor in accounting this year
Income: administration job 12.50 euros an hour
Its boring but better than flipping burgers I guess. I want to get a masters and become an IT-Auditor
Headline: Man who claims he owns his wife's family ties, soul, etc. and makes her wear diapers and forces her to live in her own shit until he's ready to eat is sensitive about father
Props to the honest people on here. Humble and not full of faggotry. Those who know wealth at a young age know better than to engage in such deluded conversations. Those who can't realize that are the kind who lose their money by the time they turn 30. Or they get arrested for fraud or embezzlement. Hah!
this is a cite one to show Im not violent all the time, bdsm is consensual and we love eachother a lot, obviously i jjst brag baiut he sex stuff on here cuz hey hot wife
she wrote this because i am her rock in a heavy sea, you guys can talk about money and jobs but i have riches here like no ohter
my monthly bills are $620. I live on Maui. no regrets.
Education: high school
Annual earnings: 27k
I'm a virgin and have only kissed 2 people in my life. My life has been a complete and utter failure and i plan to kill myself once my parents die as they are the only reason i have left to live.
Worked 7 years at wal-mart (9-11$/hr) and realized my life sucked. Went to school for AAS In Network Management
-worked as phone tech for 1 year for a company of 40,000 - laughed at when I applied for engineer position (15$/hr)
-left for job as PC tech/server tech for 1 year (42k/yr)
-Now Systems Engineer for first company with no on-call ($26/hr)
27 years old
If I don't get promoted or a decent bump in pay within 2 years, I will get a new job.