Let's see how successful /b/ is Age:20 Education: Bachelor's

wow your trolling sucks guy

>>658464565
No one gives a shit, in case you haven't figured it out. Go back to Reddit you unemployed faggot autist.

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>>658464565

Age 26
NEET
45k/year
I have a wife and son and live on military disability.

pic related. It's me.

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25
this is my hot wife torrey, she lives with her dad while I live free to do what I want because he's got a bunch of bullshit rules. out of the army now, runnin shit, I get to fuck whoever and however i want, pretty fuckin good

>>658464565
Fucking faggot

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>>658464920
mooch is what you mean

>>658465125

meh whatever. Money is money. Plus I don't have to shit but what I want.

>>658465024
shut the fuck up you dont know jack and you jelly as shit son

>>658465268
piussy mney is pussy money

>>658465371
sure.

High school dropout
Stand up comic
Made 96k last year

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>>658465517

>>658464565
Snooki is gross

>>658464565
thats snooki from that jersey shore show

>>658465651

>tattoos
>lickin cum out of pussy

cuck detected.

37
Chef at Wendy's
$8.75/hr

>>658465828
The fuck you say!

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>>658465828

>>658464565
That picture is literally Snooki from Jersey Shore.
Why that pic? If you're gonna choose someone famous, why choose Snooki?

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>>658465913
uck off im the only one who gets in this

>>658464565
so you're marrying snookie?

>>658464565
Hey OP! I'm just posting to inform you that I don't believe you, have a nice day faggot!

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im married to a porn star, no amountof reality celebrity is gonna top it :)

>>658465651
>those theeth

>>658466171
>that "beard"

keked

>>658465945
I hope for you this is not true

>>658465651
Private pyle? Damn you lost some weight finally. Keep up the good work.

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>>658466171
>>658465651
>>658465125

HOLD THE FUCK UP!

Can we stop this thread a moment to raost this nigga. Seriously he is bragging about fucking Golum.

Jesus dude. She is fuckign disgusting.

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>6'5
>10 inch penis
>500k a year
>3 wives
>4chan

>>658466375
Nasty as fuck.

>>658466171
looks like she knows about more pipes then Mario.

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>>658466749
you know it, i know your trying to be a dick but im jst gonna take the compliment, nice to find a thread saying hey fucking awesome guy, tell me about yourself

>>658465125
I receive military disability too. But I still work my ass off. B/ro here is a mooch

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>>658466375
Yo, what is that..

>>658466171
>armpit hair
>"im the only one"
kek

>>658464565
I seriously thought that was snooki from jersey shore. Is it?

>Age 21
>NEET
>0/ year

I live the comfy life.

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>>658466949
you have literally no hopes of eer being with anne half as beutiful as my lady and she loves this shit, chop your dick off if you try but thats baout it

>>658467470

pic of her with cucumber in ass or no care

>>658466375
>man face

id rather hit my dick with a hammer and smile about it

>>658466375
no more please stop

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>>658467601
close enough

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>>658464565
Thought you guys already got married?

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>>658467470
>throws up internally.

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>>658467603
why not just hit her with a hammer :) intimacy us a far geater thing that just fucking

>>658467839
virgin alert

>>658467721

nope, not close

could be random google pic

>>658467721
>looser than ur moms puss

>>658467967
wahhhhh b needs proof

>>658468175
fuck you my mom's tight as fuck I'm sure, her husband is happy nothing to complain abou t

>>658467470

2/10 just because she has 2 ok tits.
fucking disgusting dude.

>>658465125
>implying the military isn't 100% welfare queens...

>>658464565
You will get married with snooki?

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>>658468411
yeah try harder dude pretend you owudnt be all over it I ask peope all the time, everyone knows shes hot and you saying this shit is just you fappin over ur sister

>>658466171
I just threw up a little.

>>658468508
fuck off take it the fuck back, we work hard and all my brothers who work deserve rewards just not people n 4chan all day recieving benefits

>>658468666
haha how cute you think I have feelings

>>658465549
Lololol good one you should use that in your routine

>>658468608

ok you ruined it with piercings. I've never given a 0/10 before but this bitch is disgusting. I'm sure her dad/uncle or both have fucked her. A tthe very least she was raped.

>>658466375
SO you willingly married a cunt that fucks other dudes for cash.
Yeah brag some more about marrying a whore. You fucking cuck

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ok i will admit when she sent me this one i thought she looked like happy smeagol so I get that, but fuck if i wouldnt erry day

>>658469091
dude hahhah you so fucking stupid she fucks me, she never touches any other cock we make it ourselves

>>658465945
There you go bud. That's the problem with poor people. They measure life by the hour.

Didn't you notice everyone else was using the year as the base measurement?

Don't you notice all wealthy people do?

Broaden your sense of time and I promise money will seem to come easier, because you'll spend less and save more

>>658469181
thats good advice actually

19
Sells Rsgp

>>658469178
You are both whores. Im out.

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all the cash i need

>>658464565
that's literally snooki

>>658469390
try being sex positive for once you repressed little sudocatholic

>>658469181

Holy fucking faggot batman

I'm a black female and my white Europe boyfriend who earns 100k + a year pays everything for me :3 all I have to do is be a house wife while he licks my pussy and asshole every other day.

>>65846948 poor people need batman too

>>658469105
Hooooly fucking shit.

>>658466171
>russian nationalist
>cringed hard

>>658469588
No amount of money will make you white. sorry niggress

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>>658469588
why dont oyu come over to a real white man, you an me know how to live and you an t can lick eachother all day for me

>>658469766
You look like Steve-O
But FAT

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>>658469694
i know right? here's aother, are you into daipers?

>>658469766
krutiye siski, chuvak!

>>658469980
steve o is harder than ull evr be so whats the problem there?

>>658469744
Why so I need to be white? Im a proud black woman who has an attractive white husband who is also rich. He gets me anything I want.

>>658470033
privyet medved

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>>658469766
>my sides

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>>658470160
ww little nignog needs to learn her lesson? ill shove this so far down ur throat youll never need to eat jim crow again

>23
>Bachelor of music (applying for international masters scholarships)
>Annual earnings: Doesn't matter. I'm happy playing music

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>>658470135
wow... an actual fake russian.
im kinda flattered but also deeply ashamed.

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>>658464565
> Age 24
> College dropout
> Annual Earnings: 65K/yr
>No debt, in a committed relationship
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

>>658470709
you cant be a fake russian mr no true rusman, i in it through and through, my grandfather had the blood and so will I

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>>658470315
That's a white girl Mr. Untermensch

do i

>>658464565
Looks like snookie - 0/10

>>658470970
>>658469588
pay the fuck attention shitstain

>>658469766
>"my name is 4chin and welcome to dickass"
>*derr nerr nerr nerrr*

>>658471146
lol you are a b vet, dont rub it in

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>>658471071
Uh cept that's not her?

Looks like that one slut from KINK who organizes the bondage stuff

>>658471275
uhh except its obviously fuckin her using a reaction shot not the actual girl fucktard

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ill blow you all the fuck up thats whats up haha people talk so big on the web got nothingbetter to do

>>658471528
Uh cept the point of showing that picture was showing that it was me making that post and not that obviously white guy baiting as a black femanon that you somehow still fell for

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>>658470897
no, you're a fake russian.
you obviously live in america, you cant speak russian and were born in america. youve never been to russia and have no russian friends since we stick together abroad and no self-respecting russian immigrant would associate with a racist idiot.
you're an american skinhead who pretends to be russian because you have autism and no sense of identity. nice cuck martens.

>>658464565
>getting married is still considered successful

lol

>>658471797
what in the pic hows that??

>>658471895

btfo.

>>658471895
yes okay i recognize your great racil tolerance in your sweeping generalizations baout what all russians do, also all russians know one another and they have an extra muscle in their throat to help them drink vodka

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>>658471997

>>658472239
fuck off excusse me for not knowing the ins and outs of the programming of the site

>>658472239
then how come sometimes it says YOU and sometimes it says OP

>>658472375
>being this goddamn new

I'm seven and a self made millionaire, I get paid every time I rent out OPs moms vagerge. I've only been doing this for about three hours. You can practically walk up in there wearing a top hat, twirling a cane. We're working on docking an aircraft carrier in there right now. Seamen.

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>>658472239
>>658472375

fuuuuuuuuccckkking NEWFAGGGG lmao!!!!!

Waht a fucking faggot. THe worst kind of newfag there is.

>>658472375
your jst admitting your a nigger anyway

>>658472459
I
Am
Not
OP

>>658472527
yeah cuz only straight guys spend that much time on this site sarcastic asshole, you gonna get it one day when you think your not ralking to anyone who can

>>658472561
i know it says you in the pic but sometimes it says OP () but that ha parenthes

>>658469396

I bet you've tasted your own cum before

look like a fag

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>>658472701
Pffff hahaha KEEP GOINGGGGG please....

>>658472857
haha you thought thatd be funny but what kind of sad sack insecure man doesnt at his wife ou after hes plowd he rinto next week until all their juices drip down his face? some sad little bitch too scared of a litle salt to get in his wifes puss is a fag

Age:24
Education: Standard
Annual Earnings: Maybe like 10k a year, mostly unemployed, dislike to work mostly

This thread has turned into cancer
>bail before its too late

>>658471895
oh and by the way i changed my name to a more russina name to honor it and my grandfather, someone likr you would probably think living as "steve" or 'Paul" is more honorable too scared of ur roots, im donw wiht this convo gonna go see my real friends who kniw what sup

>>658464565
Age: 21
I have an AS, and I'm currently working on my BA

make about 11-12k a year. I live pretty basically.

my whore girlfriend broke up with me a week ago.

I'm a fatass, but after changing my diet and exercising more, I've lost about 20 pounds (and counting, hopefully)

my life is pretty much a mixed bag.

>>658473049
>what kind of sad sack insecure man
>what kind of sad man
>what kind of man
>man

found the word you misspelled

>faggot nigger

is what you were looking for

>>658469105
Does she shit her diapers while drinking from her sippy cup?

>>658464565
her boob looks weird af m9 i r8 her 8/8 she's b8

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>>658473268

>>658473382
dam straight what kind of faggot nigger does that sht, eats chicken but not a good woman is sad, it sur own cum no reason to be a puss about it

>>658464565
you're marrying snookie?

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>>658473454
hahah actually i know ur fuckin with me but yah, its a whole thing and youd be lucky to find osmoene like that, I own her comletely even her plumbing and she goes when I say so and lives in her filth until I'm ready to eat

>>658464565
Yeah, you're more successful.

>>658472375
>needs a certificate in programming to know how to read

>>658473999
programming is a language dipshit

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>>658473780
your wife

>>658464565
>Bachelor's in Applied Science

Really? Is that even a thing? That is like the most vague general degree I have ever heard of. Is that like Engineering for people who are too stupid to do engineering or is it just people who didn't want to label themselves?

>>658473780
Awww that's so sweet! You guys should totally breed

>>658473780
blergh

>>658474324
muscles.jpg fucking kek

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>>658474333
everything in her body heart and soul i smine, even our children, een her dreams and her family ties are mine to tug and break as I will. most people wilo never know true intimacy through marriage and thats somehting to brag about

24 year old
Financial Analyst
Salary (pretax + bonus): 69,000
Have a hot girlfriend.

Pretty much only come to 4chan for /trv/, /fit/, /int/, and /biz/.

Rest of the boards are filled with NEET autistic losers who jerk off to shitty anime porn.

Sorry guys, if you're a functional adult with your shit together, then reddit blows this site out of the water.

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>>658464565
nice OP, I'm very successful too, and by successful I'm strictly talking about wealth and social status, gonna marry my bitch pretty soon and get a new promotion. These fags at 4chan just don't know what success is, they think happiness trumps wealth and a hot bitch, fags amirite?

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dat ass tho

>>658474263
Its just the title of the degree, doesn't refer to major. I've only ever heard of Associates of Applied science before, though. Typically it would be a degree that is supposed to immediately qualify you for work in a given field, rather than requiring you to pursue a terminal degree, as would be the case in the field of psychology.

Of course none of that shit is absolute, but that's the general gist.

>>658468921
Is that the kid from two and a half men?

>>658474583
yes thats hy ur here becuae your so above it

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>>658464565
Snooki want smush smush

>>658464565
145k a year in Silicon Valley plus 30k a year bonus. I'm 33years , with a beautiful wife and kid. Pretty good life..

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36, recently married to a wonderful woman from Japan. Working in IT, making just over 80K a year including dividends. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

>>658466375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFX-qfYbHKg

Have fun!

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>>658474079
AHAAHHAHAAHHAH FUCK, THIS THREAD AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Age: 21
Education: Bachelor in Philosophy
Earnings: €158K/year plus book royalties which tend to differ each year from 20 to 50

Single

>>658464565

Age: 28
Education: MBA, Harvard Business School
Annual Earnings: $762,000+bonuses
Single and loving it.

>>658464907
Bhut I'm an oldfaggot who h8s niggrs

>>658475349
Sure, hahahahahaha

Age: 19
Education: High School Graduate
Annual Earnings: $88k/ year

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>>658475491
Yeah okay bawd

>>658474876
I'm here for the porn mate.

Also learn to spell please. One great thing about reddit is that people who spell at a 3rd grade level get downvoted to the point where I don't have to read their chicken scratch.

>>658464565
im god
i win

>>658475742
spelling has nothing to do with typing not gonna put mor eeffort in typing up stuff for faggots like you in fact form now on im not even gonna look at the keyboard how about that go yupinh n dprllinh uoi faggot

26
BS Nursing, working on MSN-NP
85k without OT

>>658475510
What industry? Banking? Consulting? PE?

>>658475491
wow, what 158k job did a philosophy major manage to land? Genuine curiousity.

Sorry to come off as a dick; most philosophy majors I know end up in retail. See: roommate's gf who works at teavana.

I have a cafe in a castle.
Also dating woman of my dreams.

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>>658475742
your here for this

>>658474538
Brag on /b/, sure. We get it, you like to objectify and dominate girls who are in a mentally vulnerable state. Good for you. You're probably just like your father. If only he knew.

19, studying in preparatory classes for ingeneering school
Drug addict and just broke up with gf of 2 years, in the process of derailing my life completely.

I hear penis pumps can help, OP, but be careful.

>>658475525
>>658475525
Tbh all jokes aside, she's not very attractive, but she does have a moderately nice body and seems down with anything and fun to fuck so have fun with that anon

>>658466019
you have the can between your legs. you aren't fooling anyone mediocre dick

23
City Bus Driver
$45k annually

>>658464565
You're marrying Snooki?

>>658476047
>I have a cafe in my castle.

Well, new gayest thing I've heard today, which replaces actual buttsex.

>>658468608
this bitch is fucking ugly. would not even doubletake if i walked past her.

>>658475948
Faggotry

>>658476096
Dude shut the fuck up dont ever fucking say that, Ive been joking but I will slow the fuck down to say this; dont ever fucking say that about me or my father.
i don't know why you think my wife must be in a vulnerable state, she is one of the smartest most mature women you will ver meet and she handles her business while I handle mine. ignorant fucking single fag. Now that was worth it shitbird

>>658475525
So her name is Torrey Casey? :P

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>>658476300
uhhuh yeah ok

>>658476028
Family company that manages some famous dutch singers, philosophy came in handy for it made me very sharp in reasoning but the study was pretty much for shits and giggles

>>658476514
look her up she's niko's little mouse, tell me if u get hard to her

>>658464565
Bullshit. Nobody with a bachelors in applied science is making that much before they are 30. OP is a grossly oversized faggot

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>>658474263
There are actually some universities that offer doctorates in applied science. Most people I know who have applied science degrees work in the physics or engineering field. My computational physics professor actually had their degree in applied science.

Oh, and
>26
>student going for a degree in engineering physics
>make around 30k a year

I'm going to school on the GI bill, but I'm not a cunt like the other dick in this thread. My wife makes around 80k a year. She basically runs some high end pet stores where we live.

Age:21
Education: will finish bachelor in accounting this year
Income: administration job 12.50 euros an hour

Its boring but better than flipping burgers I guess. I want to get a masters and become an IT-Auditor

>>658476481
Headline: Man who claims he owns his wife's family ties, soul, etc. and makes her wear diapers and forces her to live in her own shit until he's ready to eat is sensitive about father

>>658471758
Calm down Neo. Are you actually being serious right now or are you just a troll? You literally might be the biggest retard on 4chin

48, server. make about 24k a year. beautiful girlfriend. beach almost everyday, scuba, freedive, surf, etc... life couldn't be better.

>>658477458
>Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)14:24:26 No.658477
im not gonna fucking shoot anyone who doesnt deserve it lol clm down batman

>>658477956
I've always wondered what that lifestyle is like. Any regrets?

Props to the honest people on here. Humble and not full of faggotry. Those who know wealth at a young age know better than to engage in such deluded conversations. Those who can't realize that are the kind who lose their money by the time they turn 30. Or they get arrested for fraud or embezzlement. Hah!

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this is a cite one to show Im not violent all the time, bdsm is consensual and we love eachother a lot, obviously i jjst brag baiut he sex stuff on here cuz hey hot wife

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she wrote this because i am her rock in a heavy sea, you guys can talk about money and jobs but i have riches here like no ohter

>>658477458
He shoot thru computer moniter and it go into the inarnet an kil us all.

>>658465651
Scars on her right leg. Probably cut for attention.

>>658479027
thats a tattoo, weak sister

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>>658478165
my monthly bills are $620. I live on Maui. no regrets.

>>658464565
Age: 35
Education: high school
Annual earnings: 27k
I'm a virgin and have only kissed 2 people in my life. My life has been a complete and utter failure and i plan to kill myself once my parents die as they are the only reason i have left to live.

>>658478853
Alright dude chill now 4chan knows her ig name lol

Worked 7 years at wal-mart (9-11$/hr) and realized my life sucked. Went to school for AAS In Network Management
-worked as phone tech for 1 year for a company of 40,000 - laughed at when I applied for engineer position (15$/hr)
-left for job as PC tech/server tech for 1 year (42k/yr)
-Now Systems Engineer for first company with no on-call ($26/hr)
27 years old
If I don't get promoted or a decent bump in pay within 2 years, I will get a new job.