What's your last text from a person of the opposite sex say?
"Goodnight, I love you Anon"
I'm so luky.
"hey, i just wanted to say that i hope you're taking good care of yourself, Donna, and the kids. try not to stress too much. take care little bro, love you"
love you too former best friend :(
"also I'm sure that I'll still be awake when you get back, if you could come up that would be nice. I'm not going to be able to sleep with all this on my mind"
Whats is like when your best friend has anxiety
save me summa dat
"Thank you so much honey. I do feel a lot better just talking to you."
"I love you to pieces. Got kind of tipsy tonight. Crashing with my little sister. I think you explain made my night though. Even though I only spoke to you for like 2 minutes while you had a full conversation with this girl lol. Looking forward to talking to you sunshine. "
>You probably don't want to hear it but I wish you were here with me .
Older woman I was sleeping with for a while but had to get rid of because I realized she thought we were dating or something. Now she texts me this shit like every other day.
"I made a table top"
Simply riveting, so exciting, I just do not give a shit.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
"I wish we could've hung out you seem really sweet and really funny but Idk you probably wouldn't like me that much. I'm annoying and require way too much attention than i probably deserve."
''Hi daniel i'm dying to be with you. I try to forget all those things but i can't''
>She's ugly and fat
>I was horny and took her virginty
>she wants to come over again
I felt like shit after fucking her, that was the first time i fucked an ugly chick, i felt like i had just been raped.
>Implying we haven't found love
my last message from gf
>"I feel like you know me and how I work best. Your opinion really matters to me, and I'm still on the fence. I wanted to see if you had anything to add I hadn't thought of."
My ex, about taking a job offer, 10 min. ago.
"I'm sorry, i just don't love you anymore. Hopefully we can still remain friends. Pease don't disappear."
>tfw 1 year has passed
'Twas a picture, but alas for you I am lazy.
It was a picture of her Pandora. She was listening to 'Time is Running Out' by Muse, which she knows is our song. She recently broke my heart though.
Then again, I nicknamed her 'Poopy', and it's stuck, so I guess we're even. :D