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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.

They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.

With my 6'4 and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.
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>>613993207
Shit b8.
Kill yourself, you cancerous cunt.
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>>613993207
are you... bobby hill on steroids?
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>>613993207
Photoshop skill level: fuck you cancer
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0/10
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>>613993207
Bad bait is bad... m8
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>>613993367
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>>613993667
>>613993671
weaklings right away
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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedikt_Magnússon
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Lookn fookin thick, brah
mirin
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That is Benedikt Magnusson.
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you look like shit breh..
i'd sack any lady with ny 5'7" 150lbs build.
ahat kinda bitches you pullin' sucka?
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>>613993207
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>>613993207
Synthol motherfucker
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>>613993804
OP trying to post some old pasta and rustled that it didn't work
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>>613995084
Condom full of walnuts.
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>>613995084
Synthol never goes right.
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bump
im interested
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You look like you have fetal alcohol syndrome
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>>613995084

>balloon_animal.jpg
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>>613993207
And you're still ugly
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>>613996334
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>>613993207
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Who the fuck fights with fists when you could just carry a knife, fag.
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baddabump
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>>613993207
i'm jelly of your latissimus. rest is pretty standard. well, at least you are not a steroidfag like the usual attention whores that post here.
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>>613997059
Who the fuck fights with knives when you can just carry a gun, fag.
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>>613997059
What is this, an eight year old's knife?
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seriously, how much does that kid get made fun of?
he looks like you could pop him with a pin.
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gonna bump again, these threads usually become synthol threads
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You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right, an award winning masterpiece of an all-weather tire, rated class A for wet surface traction, holder of the 3PMSF certificate for use in harsh winter conditions.

They're already calling me the next Pilot Sport A/S 3.

With my 225 width, 55 height and R 17 diameter, not to mention my 94 weight index, associated with a tire twice my prize, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked gentlemen faced the need for a reasonably priced all-weather, versatile tire for your automobile, you would be satisfied before you know it,
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bump for sexts incoming get ready
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>>613993207
That's Benedikt Magnusson you retarded cunt . Try harder bitch ass nigger
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You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right: a Patrick Bateman doubles getting champion, and two time octs-getter in 4chan's history. I was undefeated in quads with a record of 5555-0. Not only that, but I hold a quints get in 4chan's r9k, and /pol/. I currently get doubles, and will most likely be getting sexts when I submit this post.

They're already calling me the next king of /b/.

With my repeating digits and dubs checked, not to mention my sheer precise timing and amazing gets normally associated with characters half my capability, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you dubs-hating faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be checking 'em before you fucking knew it.

Check my sexts.
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>>614000000

i forgot the image
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>>614000000
Holy fuck
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>>614000000
>inb4 shit storm
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>>614000000
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>>614000000
scripts make gets gay.
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>>614000000
Grats
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>>614000000
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>>614000000
CHECKEM
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>>614000000
oh noes
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>>614000000
rekt
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>>614000000
AAWWWWW SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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>>614000000
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>>614000000
amaze
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>>614000000
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>>614000000
Checked
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>>614000000
Bruh
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>>614000000
fucking noob you forgot image
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>>614000000
Jesus christ
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>>614000000
SIX IDENTICAL NUMBERS
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>>614000000
KOG RETURNS
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>>614000000
>Check my sexts

Based anon.
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>>614000000
Nice scripts faggot.
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>>614000000
kek, forgot the image, biggest loser in the history of /b/
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>>614000000
>hey guys its me scriptfaggot here and today we will be getting sexts
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>>614000000
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>>614000362

I KNOW I FUCKING HAD TO REDO THE POST BECAUSE CAPTCHA TIMER.

FUCK
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>>614000000
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>>614000000
MIEN GOT!
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>>614000000
a winner emerges!
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>>614000000
God is real
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>>614000000
>>614000115
YOU HAVE ONE JOB. ONE FUCKING JOB
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>>614000000
cringy scriptfag
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>>614000000
wat
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>>613993207
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>>614000115
Topkek
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>>614000000
>King of /b/

made the post that of a 14 year old script kiddy who wants to be known in his knew secret club 4chan so he can go back to school printed screenshot in hand and fulfill his destiny of getting laid i just know it
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>>614000000
ror
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>>614000000
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>>614000000
OSHIT NIGGA
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>>613993207
bump it pls
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>>613993207
Pic is older than time. This was a funny troll back in the day, now it just looks like a sad attempt to be classified as an oldfag.

>sage because gay
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>>614000000
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Shit… is this what men aspire to?
Cause that looks real fucking scary.
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>>614000000
OH MY GOD
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>>614000000
HOLY

BREATHING

FUCK
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>>614000000
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>>614000000
checked
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>>614000000
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>>613997056

I was thinking the same thing
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>>614000606
Behold, king of the retards. Fuck, you need to work on your English
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>>614000000
ok
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>>614000000
>mfw when this get
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>>614000606
He still got sexts and you didn't just sayin
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>>614000000
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>>614000751
GDI WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU COMING FROM
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>>614000000
Aw shit anon
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>>614000000
wew
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>>614000000
epic
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>>614000000
pweh
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>>613997726
Who the fuck fights with guns when you can just carry a bomb, fag.
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>>613993207
Whoa how did you get ronda rousey n00ds OP
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>>614000000
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>>614000000
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>>614000892
im an english teacher
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>>613998709
Kek
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>>614000000
Am I supposed to be impressed?
fag
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>>614000000
gj
checkerd
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>>613995084
so if you took a needle to his bitch tits what would come out?
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>>614000000
what the FUCK
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>>614000115
epic fail
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>>614000000
CHECK THESE OUT
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>>614000000
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>>614000000
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>>614000115
oh my god
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>>614111111
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>>614000000
.
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toasting
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>>614001444
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>614000000
May I pls sucking your Dick?
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Ahah, man boobs
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>>613993207
Your thread just got fucking derailed op. if cant succeed on fucking /b/ where will you succeed?

>>614000000
10/10 op
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>>614001019
You know.
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toasting
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>>614000960
The person I quoted didn't. You need to work on your comprehension
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>>614000000
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>>614000000
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>>614000000

NIGGAMAX
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>>614001453
>>614001564

shit-tier pics
>buzigyerek
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>>614000000
>Check my sexts.
checked, nice double!
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>>614000000
I am a muscle god
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>>614000000
NIGGERMAX
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>>614000530
Seriously go back to reddit
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nigger youd get wrecked By a BaBy, overgrown fags always get overconfident then knocked the fuck out or they scream and cry like a lil Bitch when they Blow out a knee or massively tear one of their oversized roid Bulges, go take another protein load on your face and shut up
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>>614000000
actually, it's not sexts it's hexes
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>>614000000
fag
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>>614000000
CHECKD
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>>614000000
Checked. Someone screenshot this
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>>614000000
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>>614000000
Woah
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>>613993207
Junior college champion....What to stupid for real college?
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