How do I get my gf to cheat on me so I can leave her guilt

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>>613831501

Just, you know, leave her

If you want to cheat on that ass....you have a problem dude

>>613831777
trips 4 truth

be a man OP

>>613831501
ask some friends to convince her to have sex.
preferably one that's better than you in bed

Easy op, let me fuck her.

>>613831771
so 140 stupid autistic anons can text her? right

>>613832053
>>613832045
she wouldnt do my friends for a multitude of reasons.


also, okay come fuck her.

>>613831960
be a man.
right.

shes fucking insane and will likely break my shit and freak out. she also is 2400 miles from "home" with me

>>613831501
don't be mean to her.
become an ultrabitch.
every time you aren't together, text her asking what she's doing.
get really jealous about nothing.
act really insecure.
cry in front of her over something kinda stupid.
eventually she'll either cheat or straight up leave you and save you the trouble.

>>613832350
What state, also im serious man. I can seduce your bitch.

>>613831501

Stop fucking her. She will eventually cheat.

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>>613831501
tell her you're gay, then fuck a dude and make her watch

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>>613831501
if she is a whore she already is cheating on you, if she isnt a whore she never will, so is your GF a whore or not a whore, that answers your dilemma

>>613832530
Shittiest yet probably the most effective way to do it unless you man the fuck up

>>613831501
Quit being such a pulsating vagina and break up with her.

post some nudes and give us her number, problem solved.

Dam that bitch has a nice ass op, let me see more.

>>613832451
just do it faggot

>>613831501
You want to leave that? You must be a faggot.

>>613831501
Be an asshole to her until she almost has a mental breakdown, then send some sensitive cunt over so she has a "shoulder to cry on."

>>613831501
find a good looking guy, tell him where to find her what she likes how to sweet talk her etc and then there you have it

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>>613833791
shes getting fat

>>613831501
doesn't sound like you know guilt OP

>>613835434
You could use that fact as a part of my mental abuse method!

>>613831501
post more pics OP

>>613832585
cali

Quit being a pussy ... Man up and tell her your a douche who wants to suck cock instead of banging her psycho but sexy ass

>>613836074
she isnt that sexy, shes chubby, has cellulite and is boring AF

and i have like 3 girls i can fuck on and off no problem. non-issue.

>>613836226
tell her straight up like a b0ss

>>613836442
she will freak out and break my expensive shit, and ill have to help her move home.

shes fucking helpless and insane.

will post nudes if someone wants to email me info to let you seduce her.

Norcal only, morons

>>613836525
dug your own grave

so why are you with a girl that you dont like?

>>613835434
post more so we can judge on how fat she's getting

>>613836525
keep fucking her dude. do you ever eat her asshole?

Kid, let me tell ya, they are all insane, and after 20, they all start getting some chub ...so fucking what. After you spawn with your dream woman, her Tits will fall, her belly will have stretch marks and her ass will grow ...that's life.

>>613836226
You're writing your own material. Now all you have to do is be creative about your rude comments and snide remarks. Really make her feel like she's the fattest piece of shit on earth, then find a way to arrange her to "accidentally" run into you're sweetly friend.

Start neglecting her. It'll most likely become inevitable.

>>613831501
Start distancing yourself from her. She'll wind up feeling neglected and down thinking it's something she did. Chances are she'll cheat on you with someone else to fill that void. (Bonus points if she's already insecure and shit, that'll make her hop dicks like a rabbit)
You can then most likely find out due to her becoming guilt ridden and confessing to you. Hopefully with a little luck she may even kill herself. If not she'll probably try to buy your forgiveness. You can still leave her and now with some form of reward.

>>613831501
Betaest faggot that ver beta faggoted.

>>613831501

you are under no obligation to stay with her, or anyone for that matter. people break up, you dont need a reason. i really hate that people feel like they need to "make it work" until something bad happens. if you're over the person, get over it and get over them.

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>>613837079

Tell her you posted pictures of her ass on here and the masses told you TITS or GTFO .... So now you need to take some titty picks

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>>613837210
i might try this.

>>613836525
Go rent a storage unit, wait till she's out of the house, put all your expensive/illegal stuff in the storage unit, put an extra lock on the door. Put her stuff outside. Tell her everything you've had to do, and that you're fucking other women, and this is all because she's not worth it and insane.

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>>613838008
tits

>>613838126
can't fit a 911 turbo and a motorcycle in a unit.

Crazy or not, keep her. Crazy chicks fuck best

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>>613837064
>>613837942

>>613838257
Yes, you can. Put the motorcycle in the unit, park the vehicle out front. Talk to the owner first, offer him like 20$ a week for parking.

>>613838080
Add a little mental abuse into the mix, it'll most definitely make her feel even more inadequate than she already does and more likely to cheat!

She had a hot body!! Is she a butterface? If she's boring as fuck just start acting how you want to act and do the things you want. Slowly she'll realise you're changing and won't like the person you're becoming, then will break up with you. Alternatively she will change and become more interesting etc and shit will be more fun

>>613831501
Stop paying attention to her and withdraw, she'll leave you pretty quick. That or go to a sex club and let her get railed a lot.

>>613838680
You ever hear of Stockholm syndrome? Don't get too carried away with the mental abuse thing, lol

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Wait until the holidays
>go to her parents for dinner, suggest it, try something new, ect
>get there and have dinner
>leave during night, get one way tickets, she won't know the fucking difference
>free dinner
>no bitch

>>613832530
This or man up and leave her. 2400 miles? Does she have money for a plane ticket? If not, yeah, your a douche

>>613833421

this, faggot

mate i left my girl a month ago now and it was a super clean break because i just told her that i dont want to lead her on because we dont have the same life goals etc.
this is a 2 year relationship and she is a very emotional person but i got away scot free. im even friends with her still. i think if you just tell her as it is then there is less resentment.

>>613838080
Just make sure you did collect a key from her if you gave one to her. Also don't return any texts or anything and if you by some chance do. Make sure they're short and cold. if she doesn't wind up cheating chances are she'll most likely just ask you to leave her. Win win situation.

>>613831501
reverse image searched, no results
post more op

>>613831501
where in california
gimme gas money and ill take care of it

Pay someone to rape her.

>>613836525
Holy shit. Is her name Erica?

>>613831501
just be a dick until she leaves you

>>613838126
why do you think doing it in the most difficult way possible is a good idea? just wondering.

Pay a charming black man with a huge dick to seduce her and give her the stretching of her lifetime. she will surely leave you for him.

>>613836061
Where in Cali?