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Okay /b/ros I got a girls number on my bus (she doesn't

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Okay /b/ros I got a girls number on my bus (she doesn't know I have it)
Roll for 8
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pito
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I see you
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>>611508461
roll
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>>611508119
I will rape and murder your entire family
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fb: maddy.ammeraal
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>>611508610
reroll
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>>611508461
rolling
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>>611508610
this
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>>611508610
rolling
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>>611508610
8 get
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im gonna talk with a woman, omg
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>>611508119
Everybody has the number now m8.
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OP is confirmed underage

Enjoy the ban, underage faggot
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>>611508887
Almost quads
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I don't see how wanting to shove mangos up my ass while you watch is random.
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>>611508928
>>611508928
kek winrar
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Roll for 8
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>>611508928
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
R

tell her 4chan has her number, expect a tsunami of dickpics.
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Hahah I stole the # from my friends phone
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I am going to hate fuck you, you nasty little slut
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>>611508928
deliver faggot
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Text and ask about baby sloths
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Someone message her on fb and ask her what the number is that's been texting her random shit and then post OP's number here.
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>>611508928
Oh shit ahahahaha
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>>611509426
Are you retarded?
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>>611509979
No, but you must be. OP said roll for 8 and that was the first 8 you stupid fuck.
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>>611509565
OP just wait for the dick pics to cum
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>>611509028

Roll for 9
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>OP
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>>611510211

>nice dubs
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>>611510649
FUCK DUBS!
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>>611510866
Kek
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>>611509565
This
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>>611509565
OP right now (behind VPN)
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>>611511117
>OP right now (behind VPN)
Wtf does VPN have to do with it you fucking retard?
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>>611508119
Be nice faggot
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>>611509565
>maddy.ammeraal
"somebody is posting your phone number on an imageboard and asking people to tell him what to say. that is why you are receiving silly texts. if you give me the number to me i will post it on the same website so people can bomb his phone with dick pics. and you can enjoy some sweet revenge.
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>>611511266
Reptilian detected JavaScript microwave
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>>611512100
post the number if she responds
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>>611512100
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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I'm the OP now. Dubs decides, nothing illegal.
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>>611512494
waiting on a reply. i don't know if shes online right now. lets keep this thread strategically bumped.
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>> Add her
>> Explain her what's all about
>> Ask for OP phone number
>> Bomb both with dick picks
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>>611512851
Like I said. OP is confirmed no older than 12.

Banhammer for jew
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>>611513003
>> Wait for the 4chan party van to arrive because they aren't even 13.
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>>611512851
ill see if i can get this faggots number too
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>>611513154
Joke's on you, I love getting dick pics.
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>>611508956
Is that her?
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>>611513462
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>>611513509
Yeh
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>>611513509
>>611508656
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OP underaged, can't send dick pics
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>>611513154
How's it going?

Fuckers need to bump to keep this alive.
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Bump.
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>>611514575
still hasnt seen my message m8. dunno if this is going to pan out. holding on to hope.
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>>611514954
thos nipples tho
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>>611515147
Those nipples are love.
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>>611515237
puffy nips are nasty
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>>611515719
Most of them are, but not those.
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>>611515113
is this bitch never on facebook or some shit
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>>611516207
She's 11 anon she's in class or doing homework right now most likely.
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>>611512851
>only 11
send pick of giant nigger dick
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>>611516747
shit. i never talk to kids so i guess i forgot what its like to be one. anyhuay i sent one more message with the screencaps to prove my legitimacy. last one ill send. dont want to message a 12 year old relentlessly. doesnt feel right
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>>611517319
>12
>nigger dick
>sexual assault on a minor

nobody can be this stupid, can they?
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>>611517740
So then send them from a payphone. are you fucking retarded?
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>>611517927
>send picture
>payphone
>picture
>payphone
i guess people can be that retarded.
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>>611517740
>illiterate faggot, is actually 11
>thinks sending picture of nigger dick constitutes sexual assault on a minor
>stupid faggot is a stupid faggot
also, What need roll nigger.
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I think she's been scared off by too many people texting her.

Too bad, would have been fun to get OP's number.
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>>611518403
It's illegal to send sexual images to minors.
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>>611518566
Every image is sexual if you look at it the right way
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>>611518898
id loom the fuck out of that blanket
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>>611518898
To a fucking retard that thinks he could skirt the law using that logic, sure.

But sending pics of actual penises to actual underage kids is illegal.
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>>611519253
topkek.
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>>611518403
research the law guy. in todays super PC times of over sensitivity sending pornography to a minor is a sexual crime. sending pornography to any unwanting party can get you a lawsuit. not sexual assault but such a crime exist as indecency involving minor, and its a felony. enjoy megan's law.
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>>611519253
anon I love you
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>>611519253
I'm seriously considering posting a cl ad in St.Petersburg
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>>611519253
>@theslothseller
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>>611519377
>>611519875
>>611519914
>>611520104
She tried calling me when I sent the pic asking if it was her
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>>611519703
That's not what Megan's Law is, faggot.

Remember when you moved houses last summer and you had to tell your neighbours that you like to slap kiddy junk?

That was Megan's Law
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>>611520424
kek
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>>611520854
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>>611519703
>faggot said sexual assault, sexual assault it is not
>mfw when all I said was it is not sexual assault
>mfw when I am lawfag
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>>611515113
Unless she has added you as a friend you will never get a reply. Message straight to other box not monitored
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>>611520762
megans law is having to disclose any felony of a sexual nature.
>indecency involving minor
>sexual felony
you should think before you speak.
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>>611521465
That's literally exactly what anon said, you fucking autist.

lrn2readingcomprehension m8
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>>611521008
Ask her if it's a two toad or a three toad sloth
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>>611521465
did you even read my fucking post?
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>>611521735
But you didn't get dubs. Jk, I'll do that now.
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>>611521637
>That's not what Megan's Law is, faggot.
o rly
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>>611521906
>such a crime exist as indecency involving minor, and its a felony. enjoy megan's law.
did you read mine?
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>>611521735
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>>611522190
indecency involving a minor wasn't made illegal by megan's law, you fucking autist.
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>>611522416
hahaha sloth enthusiast holy crap haha
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>>611522416
topkek m8
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>>611522005
Pretty sure he was just calling you a child molester, and you missed it, arguing semantics instead

Confirmed for autism
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>>611522450
>sexual felony.
>registered sex offender.
>mfw i dont get whats so hard to understand.
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>>611522589
>>611522605
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>>611522416
>sloth enthusiast
Ground control: Ground control to sides, sides this is ground control, state position.
Sides: Ground, this is sides, position is orbit.
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>>611522416
Tell him it doesn't really matter because you only need the sloth to harvest it's organs, they are a prized aphrodisiac in Taiwan.
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>>611522914
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>>611523004
ask him for OP's number

fuck
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This is from when I first texted her
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>>611522859
Sex offender registration existed way before Megan's Law did, it just made it mandatory for the police to disclose information about the offender to the public.

Why are you arguing things you clearly have only a very basic understanding of?
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>>611523002
>>611523002
Fucking this.
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>>611523401
>stupid gross sloth
fucking lost
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>>611523002
>>611523224
>>611523586
She isn't answering
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>>611522859
stfu faggot this is a sloth harassment thread
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should I text back and say I saw a tweet and I want the sloth and ask why she lied
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>>611523746
Her dad was replying and could give us OP's number
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>>611523914
of course
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I already see the report on fox. Its like its happening right in front of me.
>FEUERCHIN STRAIK AGAIN
>BAN INTERNET PLEXZ
>FEMINISM!!
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>>611523949
>Madison loses
>Dad loses
>OP loses
>Sloth loses

Welcome to /b/, where nobody wins.
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>>611523914
Of fucking course.
Also, toasting in epic bread.
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>>611523914
Send the Twitter pic saying she lied earlier
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>>611524320
You dun goofed
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# now
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>>611524320
He's backtracing you nigger
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>>611524452
Wat do?
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>>611524533
he can't backtrack him fo sure u retard
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>>611524320
oh shit. he's with the cyber police.
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>>611524320
the consequences will never be the same
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>>611524320
Nigga bout to be serving 5-10 in cyber jail
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>>611524584
Lol there's literally nothing he can do to you.

Cell numbers aren't public. Only law enforcement can get your number, with a subpoena, and you haven't committed any crime, you're just responding to an ad.

>>611524664
lurk moar
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>>611525132
kek

now call him a faggot
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>>611524320
What's the number? Let's all txt It asking about the sloth. Kek
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>>611525132
Number?
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>>611525312
It's in the OP fag
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>>611525014
>Lol there's literally nothing he can do to you.

wrong. it depends if he was behind 7 proxies and how much RAM he downloaded.
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>>611508119
>>611525312
>>611525442
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>>611525312
>>611525442
First pic idiots
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>>611525457
>battle sloths
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Posting in hilarious bread
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>>611525457
Battle sloths. Fucking lost It.
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>>611525457
my sides
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>>611525442
>>611525312
Check OP...number it's in pic.
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>>611525457
>battle sloths
Oh my sides
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i love that this is happening
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>>611525457
>Call number
>Hello, do you sell Battle Sloths?
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>>611525981
Yes
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>>611525981
>>611525457
SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR BATTLE SLOTH.
FUCKING, EVERYBODY RING THE CLOSEST PIZZA HUT, AND ASK FOR BATTLE SLOTH WITH EXTRA GARLIC.
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>>611524320
uh oh he is hacker
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>>611525870
This thread progressed wonderfully.
We went from a random number OP found on a bus to fucking battle sloths
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>>611526249
I think you need to calm down m8
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>>611525457
>Battle sloths

Kek motherfucking kek
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LMFAO
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>>611526372
my caps locks is broken
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Are we texting this nigga or what.
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>>611526249
FUCK YOU, I WORK AT PIZZA HUT

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA;

ASK FOR CHEEZY BITES WITH SLOTH CRUST AND REFUSE ANYTHING ELSE. CALL BACK AS NEEDED
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>>611526249
aspergers, right?
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>>611526662
MAYBE HIS CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
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>>611525014
Verizon expert here. Not technically true. People call support all the time complaining about cell numbers on their bills, text messages, etc and 9/10 times the reps will give them the info.
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>>611526662
nope, broken keyboard.
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>>611525457
Battle sloths
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>>611526820
it fucking was
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I think the dad is ignoring me :(
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>>611526654
YES.
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>>611519253
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>>611526654
sorry, meant battle sloth crust
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I justed called and it went staright to voicemail
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>>611526971
This you?
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>>611527279
FUCKING YES.
HOW DID YOU FIND THAT.
I UPLOADED IT BEHIND 7 PROXIES.
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>>611527350

I wonder if the pawnshop guy sells mecha battle sloth replicas?
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>>611527350
This.
This is it.
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>>611525132
gettin shook. dont let him see the piss on your pants.
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holy shit
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>>611527790
I haven't said anything since then
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they posted that I sent them lewd texts on a bunch of phone number complaint sites, when I only asked about sloths. What do?
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>>611527956
got too real?
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>>611525457
>battle sloths
Today was a good day
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>>611528057
Since you didn't actually do that, you have nothing to worry about
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>>611527176
There's little to no presence of moralfaggotry in this thread. Good shit.
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No reply =(. He's probably tracing me.
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>>611524320
Oh shit, i hope youre behind 7 proxies or the cyber police gonna git you nigga
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>>611527350
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
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Sad you guys. tormenting 11 year of girls. Children should have to be exposed to you filthy scum cunts.
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Has anyone gotten a reply cause ive still got nothing after battlesloths and no answer when i called
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>>611528891
Go back to tumblr faggot
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>>611528934
I've got nothing Anon
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>>611528891
>>611528314
Fucking ruined it
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>>611528934
Texted from a burner phone about 10 min ago and no reply
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>>611528339

Get that reddit shit out of here fag.
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>>611527350
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>>611529055
triggered
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>>611528891
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