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Choose your own adventure, /b/! You wake up in a room naked.

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Choose your own adventure, /b/!

You wake up in a room naked. There are two nearly identical doors, and a rock on the floor. What do you do?

Dubs or 0 decides.
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>>611392362
Left door
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Sit on the rock and contemplate life
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Bash your head in with the rock.
/thread
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masturbate
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wear the rock as a hat and try to headbutt the right door
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>>611392599
checked
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>>611392362
Pick up rock. Right door
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Sit on rock and masturbate furiously
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>>611392599
reroll
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>>611392599
You bash your head in with the rock. You are now the rock.
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>>611392819
Throw yourself at the left door
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>>611392819
Rock out
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>>611392980
Hell yeah.
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>>611392819
Piss on dead body.
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>>611393240
Shove guitar up your dead bodies anus
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>>611393331
Nice trips.
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>>611393331
Winrar
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Curl up and scream while masturbating angrily
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>>611393511
>>611393572
are you stupid?
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>>611393511
You shove the guitar up the dead guy's ass. Radical.
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>>611394022
go to the local pet cemetery and raise them from death by rock and roll
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>>611394247
reroll
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>>611394022
Burst through the ceiling and fight the mid-boss
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>>611394022
Actually go into the right door
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>>611394022
wait a million years until the doors and everything else rots crumbles and dies leaving only the rock, hardening with the passage of time
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fly away with a sparkling rainbow pouring out you anus
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>>611395193
rerawling
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>>611395193
Roll, this is good
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>>611392362
piss on the rock and eat it.
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>>611395193
Roll
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go to school and become a lawyer
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>>611395862
roll
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The rock morphs into an infants penis, and uses a jizz powered jet pack type concept to move around. The infant penis flies to New York
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>>611396337
roll for creativity
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>>611396337
re roll
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>>611395862
reroll
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>>611396410
>You guys don't have to reroll, 0 is a get.
Fuck this dungeon. You turn into an uncircumsized baby penis and cum your way to the big apple.
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>>611396337
lol rerolling for this
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Morph into a white man with a dick the size of a paint can
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>>611396953
Where's the fucking drawing cuntt.
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>>611397273
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>>611396953
Accelerate to high speeds and knock down as many skyscrapers as possible
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>>611397273
There was a drawing.

Also, Find a suit store and try to get a penis sized suit
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>>611396953
You flood all of Manhattan with your baby cum
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>>611397736
Roll. Let's suit up, boys.
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>>611397736
J.K. Rowling
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>>611398233
You find one that fits nicely. Except for the arms.
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walk in new york bank
steal 1mil with a gun
buy a hooker
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>>611398668
We're all set, let's become the CEO of someplace fancy
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>>611398740
yesh
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>>611398740
>>611399020
You succesfully raid the bank and get yourself a hooker.
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The baby penis is fucking the hooker with itself. It catches AIDS from her. The police kick in the door after catching up with it.
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>>611399704
You cream-pie your hooker and make her visit, kiss and hug her infant children while dripping.
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Impregnate hooker, filling her with your baby seed
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>>611399704
You visit a jew and get a haircut.
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>>611400429
Lol re roll
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Get hooker to give you swastika tattoo using needle and pen ink
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>>611400287
roll
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>>611400710
nice
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>>611400710
Your vag-peen offspring are really not comfortable with your whore mother being around after all these years. They were a mistake in the first place, why does she still have custody anyway? When they're old enough, they swear they're taking it to court. You are indifferent to their suffering.
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become god, take over 4chan, 404 this thread
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>>611401916
reroll
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>>611402081
roll
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>>611401620
You make your hooker masturbate the vag-peen offspring until they climax by force.
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>>611402423
Re roll
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>>611402423
nice, roll
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>>611402423
rolling for this
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Could we go back to the original dungeon, we never even went into the doors
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>>611402918
soon but not yet.
>>611402423
roll for this
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>>611402423
re roll
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>>611402918
rolling for this
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>>611401620
The whore and the vag-peen offspring engage in sex at the gunpoint of our infant penis.
The whore the the vag-peen climax together
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>>611404080
You force your whore and bastard demon child to fornicate. They cum together in something that would be romantic in any other situation, but this is a little too fucked up for love.
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>>611404579
You wake up and realize that when you bashed your head with the rock it didn't kill you, but instead made you slip out of consciousness and into the strangest most fucked up dream you've ever had.
You're now having to choose between two doors again.
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>>611404966
kek
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>>611404966
You wake up in a room, naked, your head throbbing with pain. You have the weirdest boner.
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you have an uncontrollable urge to fap
you jizz on the door to the right
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Were going through the right door.
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>>611405525
reroll
go through the door on the left
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Go through the right door, dick first.
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an hero
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>>611405800
shit
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>>611405403
You regret having tried to kill yourself and you kick the rock out of frustration. The rock flips over and notice there's something written on the bottom.
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>>611405800
You go through the door, dick first. You are now stuck.
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Pull dick out with the force of one thousand chimps. Maybe I shall be crowned King Arthur
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>>611406612
proceed to have glorious hard sex with the door until offsprings are get.
Sacrifice offsprings to satan and obtain near god-like powers.
Use powers to shut down 4chan ending this shitty thread.
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>>611407180
Natural.
Fucking.
0.
Good night 4chan.
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>>611406612
You use ejaculant to lubricate the jagged hole. and pull out. You then squat down and push your eye against the stick hole to see what's in the door.
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>>611407180
You hump the door a lot. This causes your dick to start bleeding, and you scare the horse away. But hey, you came and aren't hard anymore. You are no longer stuck.
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>>611407180
If you strike this thread down, it shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine
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Now that I am no longer horny its time for business.

Open the right door.
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>>611407641
Procure acid conveniently hidden in rectum.
Stick under tongue and begin to vividly hallucinate, go on quest for ancestral dragon, return the dragon his horn.
The horn is your penis, so you rip it off.
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>>611408010
Oh look, another natural fucking 0.
Can this thread die already? Don't know how many more 0's I can manage.
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>>611408010
Id like to back this with the fact that he has ongoing psychosis due to blunt force trauma
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>>611408100
I..
Well..
Fuck.
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>>611408010
You trip out and rip your dick off. You'll probably be better off without it.
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eat the dick for safe keeping
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eat the god damn dick
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>>611408618
Bash head into left door as many times as it takes to break it down, fuck handles, handles are for pusci's.
Also swallow the cock for magical dragon-like powers (ongoing psychosis)
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YOU TURN INTO A NIGGER
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>>611408799
Well, not a 0, but good enough.
Fuckin faggot above me got the 0.
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>>611408913
same thing. Both said swallow cock
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Go home and tell your mother that you love her
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>>611408780
>>611408799
You eat your dick and bash the door down.
You are so fucked.
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you eat the rock
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Look for something to an hero with, then an hero.
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>>611409458
reroll
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>>611409280
Charge headfirst through the opening you've created with a battle cry of the pure retardation you've rendered upon yourself.
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Dive straight through the left door opening while screaming
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>>611409599
more fuckin natural gets.
Holy fuck, every single suggestion I've put through has been a fuckin dub or 0.
does this make me overlord of the thread?
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>>611409510
A ninja star promptly slices your head off.
>>611409599
The decapitated head rolls through the door with a groan.
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>>611409599
I vote this istead of
>>611409510
This
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>>611409754
Pretty much.
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Shit self
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Wake up for real, truly realizing what a crazy dream you have had. You are at the two untouched doors.
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>>611409994
>>611409949
My first rule as overlord is for everyone to shower me with anything you value.
Be it your lives, women, testicles, organs or money.
Unless this is quads. If quads, I will anhero.
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>>611409949
You suddenly realise that you're Shia Le'beouf so your head comes to life and uses it's veins/neck parts to function as legs. You check around the room on the other side of the left door.
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>>611410240
You then eat the rock
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Eat the damn rock already
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>>611410240
You realize that the lunch you packed was laced with shrooms, and you throw it out, vowing to never hit your head with a rock and hallucinate again.
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>>611410240
You all know the drill by now.
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>>611409949
you realize that you actually Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like, regenerating your body and equipping you with weeaboo armour
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>>611410664
Swallow the rock, choking on it and dying.
This is not an illusion.
Do not wake up.
Do not survive.
Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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>>611410664
You are feeling sleepy. Take a nap while cuddling the rock. Think about life, married to the rock.
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>>611410800
you wake up with a phobia to rocks
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>>611410664
Develop a compulsion to repeatedly kill yourself in every dream until you wake up in the real world and kill yourself there.
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>>611410891
this
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>>611410891
this
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>>611410923
this
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>>611410800
You realize that it was in fact a hallucination because you never had any eyes in this reality, and you wake up to THREE doors this time.
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>>611411000
Kill yourself.
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>>611410800
>>611411000
You die. Then wake up again, staying away from that damn rock. You are really having a hard time here.
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>>611411222
no u
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>>611411222
You kill yourself and wake up in a hotel bathroom
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>>611411328
Fuck, forgot pic.
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>>611411222
>>611411377
You kill yourself. Who or what do you want to respawn as?
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>>611411390
The man finally realizes that OP is a faggot and is controlling him.
He rebels, jumping through the computer screen and killing OP.
He then creates the same situation (ergo the universe within a universe theory.) and continues the thread as though nothing happened.
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>>611411593
You respawn as a wealthy nigger with a baseball bat for a dick. Your weapon of choice is a spear that you carry everywhere you go. It is enchanted so you cannot kill yourself with it.
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all I wanted him to do was walk through the door on the left...
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>>611411593
When you respawn, you are literally God. You see all and can do anything
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>>611411785
This, except he kills himself with the spear, because it's not enchanted.
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>>611411593
You re-spawn as a man in a post apocalyptic girl.
The situation is that there's a 14 year old girl begging for you to help her by letting her tag along. She says she's good at first aid and knows how to use a gun.
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>>611411980
Maybe the second coming was a bad idea after all.
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>>611412161
THIS
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You use your omnipotent powers to re-spawn yourself as a man in a post apocalyptic world.
The situation is that there's a 14 year old girl begging for you to help her by letting her tag along. She says she's good at first aid and knows how to use a gun.
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>>611412224
God grows tired of the worlds non belief. He goes to New York with an M1 Abrams tank , rampaging through every tower. Yeah, hes flying it.
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>>611412441
re roll
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>>611412224
Realizes existence as a higher being is meaningless without an actual purpose.
Uses god power and kills himself, and preventing anyone else who rolls 0 or dubs from having their answer accepted.
The rule is now changed to trips and higher.
(quads and higher if this post is quads)
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>>611412441
this
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>>611412441
You use your power to make the age 14 non existent. You skip your 14th birthday and are 15. You also make it so it cannot be undone. And you grow tits just because you can
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>>611412564
rerolling.
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You transmute into a loli. You team up with ISIS and begin plotting
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you finally decide to kill satin. all future posts are void of all evil influenced morals, thoughts, evil and are rendered with a good outcome
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>>611412441
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