ITT: Darkest joke you know >What do Ethiopian children get

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>op and his joke

>>611147565
The best part about Ethiopian women? They always swallow

>>611147565
I will beat you off op

>>611147565
Selena Gomez defending her weight gain is a fucking joke. How bout that?

>>611147565
How many babies does it take to paint a fence red?


Depends how hard you throw them

How do you know you have a high sperm count?
When your daughter has to chew before she swallows

>>611147565
How often niggress take a shit?
>every 9 months

>>611147565
>Do you know whats funnier than seven babies in one trash can
>One baby in seven trash cans

My life

>>611147565
Fuck off faggot

Sage Sage Sage

Man that Sandy Hook shooting really was a tragedy. I wonder what the last thing was to go thorough those kids' heads, I mean besides those bullets.
Ha, that joke will never get old. Just like those kids.

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So I was eating this girl out the other day, when I noticed the taste of horse semen. I looked up in disgust and exclaimed "So grandma, that's how you died!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Billy breaks down as he realises his mother's dementia has reached the point at which she can no longer recognise him.

>>611147565
Ask person "have you ever ate ethiopian food?"
They say "no"
Reply "neither have they"

>>611148287
I would tell more Sandy Hook jokes, but they're aimed at a younger generation.

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>>611148287
>>611148547
Not bad m9

What's the difference between a hamburger, and a dead baby under my bed?

I don't cum in my burger before i eat it.

A hooker invites her next john inside

She was raped as a kid and has boundary issues and a meth problem

>>611147565
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

>>611148287
thats just sick, can you even imagine what those kids parents had to go through, aside from the funeral brochures that is

How many niggers does it take to start a riot?

-1

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.


I told this to a jew science teacher I had in high school, I got suspended for 2 weeks

whats the hardest part about eating bald pussy?

putting the diaper back on afterwards

>>611149149
kek

>>611149149
>fergusonkek

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So little Johnny goes into this whorehouse with a shoebox and says, "I wanna fuck with a hoe with aids!" says lil' Johnny as he walked up to the whorehouse madam. The madam is stunned but eventually answers, "Johnny, not only are you excessively young, but that's pretty messed up. And what's with the shoebox?... Tell you what, show me what's in the shoebox and you can go ahead" " 'kay."

Lil Johnny opens the shoebox, shows the madam a dead frog inside. The madam's understandably confused, but a deal's a deal, and she sends lil Johnny on his way.

Well, soon enough, lil Johnny comes back and starts counting handing his money to the madam. She stops him and says "I'll be damned if this isn't one of the stranger days I've had here lil Johnny. Now, your time's on me if you just tell me what the hell's going on with the sex, and the aids and the frogs and the..."

"Fair enough... I sleep with your girl, I get aids. I sleep with my babysitter, she gets aids. My babysitter sleeps with my dad, he gets aids. My dad sleeps with my mom, she gets aids. My mom sleeps with the mailman and he gets aids and that's the mother FUCKER who stepped on my pet frog!"

what breaks when you give it to a toddler?

her hips

>>611147565

A guy walks into a bar

He is an alcohol and it is ruining his family

>>611149192
you are so brave anon

>>611149354
I showed up eating bacon every single class afterward, still managed to pass his class

>>611148188
Underrated post

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boyscout?
-Boyscouts come home from camp

how do you titty fuck a 3 year old?

break her shoulder blades

>>611147565
Whats the difference between a refridgerator and a baby.

A fridge doesnt scream when i pack my meat in it

>>611148188
>>611149485
samefag

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

>I don't stick my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

>>611149334
>He is an alcohol
>alcohol

>>611147565
Eyyy Skrill

>>611147565

What's the hardest thing about joking a baby?

My dick

Weekdays the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in the garage

>>611149334
> an alcohal
wat

>What's the best part about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

>how can you fit 10 jews in a mini?

Two on the front seats, two on the back seats, the rest in the ash tray.

>>611149992
>>611149816
hello, newfags

>>611147565
they probably actually dont lol

These are some overused shit tier jokes

Whats the difference between cocaine and a 4 year old child?
>Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a 50th story window

Dark humor is like food.. not everyone gets it

>>611147565
On 9/11, what went through the minds of the people on the 90th floor?

The 91st floor.

>>611149334
Forgot about this classic

What's the difference between a prostitute and an onion?
I cried when I cut up the onion.

What black, crispy and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic in a house fire.

>>611149457
You do realize nobody cares, and all your bragging is in vain

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>>611150408
Cool story, bud

>>611147565
It was christmas eve, John an Mary got to unwrap present from under the tree. They were both supposed to get equally big presents but it seemed like Mary was getting bigger and better presents. She got a big dollhouse with matching dolls. John was happy with the best present he got. A toy car.

In the weeks after christmas, Mary was trying to make John jealous with her gifts;
"I've got better presents. A big doll house with matching doll and all this other stuff. You've only got a stupid car."

John replied;
I may only have a toy car but I don't have cancer"

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Two guys walk into a bar.

Takes a crane to get it out.

>>611149992
>>611149816
You must be new

>>611150609
Thank you for your time

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor

>>611150650
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
[spoiler]I don't usually stick my dick in my sandwich before I eat it[/spoiler]

>>611148507
Funniest one by far, rest is all poo poo and fuck fuck.

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>>611150291
>an alcohol

>Whats the hottest part in a dead bang body?
>My dick

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>>611150756
god fucking dammit haha

>>611149816
Lol newfag>>611149920

>what is different between jelly and Jam?
>I can't jelly my dick up your nostril and watch you bleed to death as it pierces your brain

>>611151267

holy shit what is this??

>>611151531
>dead bang body

whats the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

And the bartender says "we don't serve hypothetical faster-than-light particles here"

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Robin Williams

>>611149149
Underrated post

>>611151066
A young nun started living in a monastery. The head sister explained her the rules. We all have the chores we have to do, the services that we attend. And also the rules about menstruation. "If you get your period, you have to sit on this pot untill it is over. If you spill only a tiny drop, You'll have to take a sip from the pot"

The little nun thought about it a bit but decided if she wanted to live here, she had to follow the rules.

A few weeks later, the young nun had her period. She hurried to the pot but just before the pot in the hallway, she spillt a drop.

After a day or two the little nun came out of the pot-room. The headnurse stood there waiting. "I know you spillt a drop. You know what to do"

The little nun thought about it, put the pot to her mouth and took a sip.
And another
And another, untill the pot was empty.

The headnurse couldn't believe her eyes. "You only had to take one sip!"

"I know" the young nun said, "But it had threads in it"

>>611147565
>darkest

>>611149149
Oh shit, I lost

Nigger eggs

How do you make a 9 year old girl cry twice?

>you wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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OP try not to kek hard
i dare u

>>611151918
What's equal about Niggers and chrismas lights?
>They're all chained together, half of them work, and they look good hanging from a tree.

>>611151918
I don't get it.

WW2 Vet walks into a pizza shop asks the cashier for a Pearl Harbor Pizza

"A Pearl Harbor Pizza?"

"Yeah"

"Sorry I've never heard of that sir."

"Oh well it's a ham and pineapple pizza with a bunch of Japs/Jalapenos on it."

>>611147565
Why would a pedophile like twenty seven year olds?

20's a lot.

>>611149334
>mfw

>>611152459
meh,

clotted blood

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>>611147565
What's the difference between German trains and a German planes?

German trains get to the destination before killing the cargo.

>>611147565
Why would a pedophile like twenty seven year olds?

20's a lot.

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mom i dont like daddy
just eat the potatoes then

>>611147565
Darkest joke huh? OP

>>611152477
>Japs/Jalapenos
What a stretch...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they

>>611147565

>be me 24
>fucking my girlfriend
>stick it in her ass
>she says "wow that was mighty promiscuous of you"
>i say "wow thats a big word for an 8 year old"

>>611152438
What do you do when a baby keeps crawling in circles?
>Nail down it's other hand as well.

>>611153068
Loste

>>611149334
Shit that's not funny man. My dad was an alcohol, and his dad was an alcohol. My great grandfather was an ethanol. He was made of stronger stuff.

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>>611149816

>Being this new

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>>611149816
>>611149992

>>611149334
Good times

What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
>my erection

What do you call and Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was disabled

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>>611153373
>My great grandfather was an ethanol. He was made of stronger stuff.

>>611154384
You must have the autism.

What do you call a nigger going down a water slide?

>sewage

>>611154617
You mean sarcasm

>Why do you put a baby with his feet first into the blender?
>So you can cum on his face while you do it

>>611148287
>>611148547
>>611149149
>>611153373
best jokes itt

>>611149149
holy shit

whats more fun then swinging a baby 200k/h on a clothesline?

stopping it with a shovel

Holy shit guys, keep it coming.

This is a gold mine!

>>611150756
i don't get it?

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I really hate the little things in life
that is why i killed my twin brother in the womb

>>611149809
Nah, just someone how chuckled at a post others my skip over

>>611153373
fucking kok

>>611147565
>darkest joke
>its about niggers
nice kek

>>611148405
Underrated post.

>>611151531
>dead bang body

>>611147565
Flowers don't grow in Ethiopia

Why did Hitler go to Heavan?

Because he killed all the Jews

what's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
a pizza can feed a family of five

>>611148287
Sandy hook was supposed to get a ton of new school supplies but all they got was a bunch of used magazines.

>>611157135
kek

Why are niggers so tall?

Their knee grows.

>>611149334
Mfw newfags don't know this :^)

What's the difference between a nigger and a park bench?

A park bench and support a family.

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>I'm brazzilian
>I go on a USA server
>Say "Hi, I'am Brazilian"
>One of the guys from the enemy team speaks "7-1 never forget"
>I say "Never Forget 9/11"
>I was expelled from the server

>>611150756
I love you.

Why are niggers so good at basketball?

The primary skills are running, stealing, and shooting.

>>611152579
nice one lad

>>611158135
kek

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve

Why is your mom fat?
Because she is ugly.

A nigga gal tells her friend about her weekend:

"I ended up havin' sex."

"What was it like?"

"Kinda like the 100M Final at the Olympics."

"Why? Was it over in ten seconds?"

"Nah, ten niggas and a gun."

>>611150756
explain pls

>>611149288

Wow, long setup for a shit payoff.

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What's the best part about fucking a 7 year old girl in the shower?

If you slick her hair back, she doesn't look a day past 6.

How do you know when an Ethiopian is pregnant?

The tampon is half eaten.

Did you guys hear that Princess Diana was on the radio?

Ya, she was also on the dash, the steering wheel, and the windshield.

What do you call six niggers hanging from the same tree?

Southern wind chimes.

How do you get 100 babies in a pail - a blender
how do you get them back out - doritos

You're walking through the woods and come across a girl who has obviously just been raped. What do you do?

I would check my map, because I'm definitely walking around in circles.

>>611148101
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs

What's the shiniest part on a nigger?

The handcuffs.

>>611149192
6 million jews walk into an oven....... I forget the rest of the joke.

What do black men do after sex?

15 years to life.

What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

what's green and has wheels

>>611160229
Grass I lied about the wheels

Why do niggers cry after sex?

Pepper spray.

what is white, black and beautiful?

Burnt white people

>>611149334
The driver was an alcohol

>>611160277
damn it cassidy get off

>>611150756
Kek

>>611147565
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
- Take your boot off its head

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*knock* *knock*
Whos there?
It's the pilot, let me in.

>>611147565
Why do Islamic girls never talk during sex? Not allowed to talk to strangers.

>>611160867
kek

What's the fastest animal on Earth?
Any animal on Ethiopia

What word does not exist in Ethiopian?
Dessert

Why don't Poles get castrated?
They don't want to throw away the best part

What's dark and is desperately banging an acrilic door?
A Haitian baby in a microwave oven

How do you get 20 Cubans on a shoebox?
Just tell them it floats

Why does the bronx mother give her 9yo girl a syringe and a spoon?
She thinks at 9yo she's old enough to learn how to cook

How can you tell which one is the Jewish mother at a mixed wedding?
She's the one picking up the rice

How can you tell a Pakistani girl has been crying?
Her face is clean

>>611147565

what is pink, slimy and crawls up american school girls legs?

homesick abortions

Whats the hardest part of running a baby over with a lawnmower?
My erection.

>>611152723
it goes:
what's the best thing about fucking twenty-one-yearolds?
>there's twenty of them.

Womyns rights.

>>611157893
Your an moron