hey guys. I'm trying to impress a girl, can you shoop me so I look cooler?
If we shop it any cooler then you'd freeze the air around you bro.
>>610715046
We're /b/tards. Not fucking illusionists.
bump for potential.
>>610717026
what the fuck thats not what i asked for im gonna kick your ass after i smoke this bowl
>>610717691
Is this more what you're looking for?
Only chance you have bro. Unless she has more chins than you.
What shoop programs you guys use?
>>610718511
Paint
Bump for potential
>>610717981
what the fuck i dont need this shit. your gonna fucking die you hear me? your a dead man
Trust me, bitches love this shit.
>>610719122
Calm your manboobs
>>610719122
Sheesh, try to do a guy a favor...
>>610717981
Give that man & applepatch to make him super kawaii.
:3
>>610719122
>your
>>610719267
nobody makes fun of me online and gets away with it. nobody.
get on my level bro. my name is jeremy carver and i live at 2262 Reflections Drive Aurora IL. ill fight you any time anywhere. and ill run you over in my truck.
>>610719122
how about you lose some weight
>>610719402
Where would I put it, cannot locate under the layers of Amerilard.
OP is an obvious faketroll
>>610719753
>>610719710
wow. doxxing others
>>610719710
>fight you anytime
>fight you
>fight
Kek
>>610719710
Nypa
here bro
>>610715046
you should probably just kill yourself
>>610720690
Ah yes, with a mushroom releasing its spore. Sure to woo any lady.
I'm trying to work out what kind of abomination OP must be to be jealous of the person in the pic. If you feel the need to put this guy down more than he probably has throughout his life by posting pics/adresses then you must be pretty pathetic.
That said, I still love these threads. Even if it's built on a basis of bullshit some of the creations are funny as fuck.
Don't die on me, thread.
I'm coming up with something that will change the world.
>>610721447
Not jealous. But he did tell me if I put his picture on the internet, he'd kick my ass and run me over. I'm mainly trying to get him riled up at me, because him mad is just... it's just wonderful.
He's arrested pretty much once a month for burglary or pot possession. He's stupid enough to get busted with pot like once a month.
As cooler as it gets
>>610721592
oh shit
>>610721592
I'm trusting you here.
>>610721592
Are you L? Cause only L can change the world
>>610722264
Yes. Through careful analysis of your posts I have determined that you suck between 12 and 19 penises per day.
>>610715046
bitches love pirates with big dildos
>>610723614
>>610722486
Holy shit you're good, I suck on average 15-16 penis's a day
>>610722486
22, but close. Very nice.
>>610721592
We're waiting.
I have finished it.
I have created the next revolution for humanity.
Meet the next man of legends.
>>610725336
he still looks like a massive faggot just with more props and lies. not even this will make that fat bastard look cool
>>610725336
THAT IS FUCKING GLORIOUS!
>>610725336
The amount of pussy he will be getting cannot be described with mortal words
>>610725336
I have a hard on for this, can we get him in some tranny videos?
From Retard to Legend
Coming Soon 2015
i made you classier
>>610719145
better
quality thread, would read again