Hi b I'm a femanon easiest way to get a random good looking guy to fuck me?
Should I go on Tinder or something? I don't want to put too much efford in finding someone. Pic not related
You faggots make me sick
Tits or GTFO, you disgusting whore
Tinder definitely. Or Hot or Not.
If you really don't want to put too much efford on it just make it clear on your first message that you want to fuck like "hey, youre really cute. I bet I can fuck you senseless" and he'll take it from here
Just be honest toward yourself, and brave of course,as in brave to show your tits, it'll intimidate the pussy guys, but it'll attract the ones that you're seeking.
So, Tits or GTFO
How do i get a girlfriend, /b/? All the girls here are dating ripped people.
How does one get over his shyness of women? I'm a 21 year old virgin.
those child bearing hips
>become a trap
or lower your standards faggot
I've been thinking about taking steroids / HGH and hitting the gym since most of the ripped guys here do, but i still don't know.
Keep talking dirty to me, I'm getting wet
Oh really? Should I cut them off with scissors bb?
why? he's a lanklet female hips, even a few years of blast & cruise can't fix that although it would become less noticeable i guess
don't bother with hgh unless you got a really good amount of cash and are willing to pair it with insulin. roiding is easy as fk mate, start cruising and try a few compounds to see how you react, then take it from there
>don't bother with hgh unless you got a really good amount of cash and are willing to pair it with insulin. roiding is easy as fk mate, start cruising and try a few compounds to see how you react, then take it from there
Do you roid? if so whats your cycle
Jesus christ why are you here.... you could walk up to the first guy at a club and you'd be pic related in a heartbeat.
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he's just dryer, muscle size is there already. not sure how that is a "crazy bulk".
what exactly will it destroy then? gh isn't needed unless you compete anyway, and even then you shouldn't even consider gh unless you also run slin and got the money for non bunk gh.
300 test, 700 tren, 400 mast blast until august
OP, be real
I know woman are insecure but you must realise you do have an attractive body
maybe you also don't realise that men are ready to fuck 24/7. We are programmed to fuck and fuck and fuck.
If a 4/10 was as eager to fuck and as easy to fuck as you (in the setting of like tinder ect) most guys would just cause its easier than having to woo a girl that looks like you.
Go on tinder, go on a dating site, just anything like that, and you will have guys flock to you. Just take your pick.
I'd be careful advertising you want to fuck really fast without feeling a guy out first.
But yeah I find it mindblowing a girl like yourself with that kind of body isn't aware that 99% of straight men have that primal part of their brain telling them to fuck you, 24/7.
If societal norms weren't a thing 100% of fucking would be rape. Sounds fucked up but we are animals and guys would just take it.
She must of made a lot of money for doing this video, because I can't imagine any self-respecting cunt doing something like this for anything short of an assload of cash.
Just go to a random bar, ask a random guy you find attractive if he wants to go home and fuck. It's not rocket science. Worst case he says no. Move on, try the next. At least you won't get slapped for asking.
you know you're fucking hot, you dumb cunt.
stop looking for more attention...
DIDN'T YOUR DADDY LOVE YOU WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?
stop picking on the scraps of self-respect neckbeards still have and go do some cocaine,
fuck with rich dudes and leave us alone like nature intended.
I'll just leave this here.
Fuck you faggots, don't talk to the cumdumpsters.
I feel like we're being raided by the devil herself right now. enjoy my cock, OP.
Any male (or lesbian female for that matter) who says they wouldn't have sex with this crystal clear example of human perfection is either...
>A) A liar
>B) A faggot
yeah, compared to a toddlers maybe
on the scale of it's not a rotting corpse
my hand tells me I'm the best fuck in the world
because underage teen on 4chan....
are you a model, OP?
here's more of my cock.
>I like chubby guys
delts & latspread pls, no homo
i say vag pic and this faggot tells me to look at a pic of an Arby's drive thru.
generous 7/10 body. those beef curtains knock you down 2 points for sure
best one I have...
OP you better be enjoying this goddamnit!!
I said "attractive" guys
That's kind of... Small. I see why you work out a lot.
good physique needs some work on chest, rear delt and tris but still mirin bro.
>would workout with/10
Arby's? Because my labia sticks out more than most??? How original! Haven't heard that one before....
No thanks faggot.
WTF is wrong with your face? Eww
I'm making a weird face in the picture because I'm fucking autistic. here's the real deal
>thanks for the encouragement, lads!
Look at this thread of attractive people talking about fucking each other.
Back to /soc/ with all of you faggots
narr come fap on cam ffs
God what a fucking faggot, not only is that asymmetrical, the pecs are underworked, body fat is too low and the only flexibility you must have is the ability to flex.
Cut off those nasty beef curtains. Also shitty waist, you're as curvy as a pencil. only thing that is decent is you're tits, but the nipples are bleh, you'd be AverageButWouldntWantToLickBeefCurtains/10
good luck on the gains bro, may the tren insomnia be with you
Yeah, you still look like a Slavic squatter
and get over yourself juuuuuust a little, because you're an 8 at best <3