Official 4chan Slogan thread.
Fill in the blank
4chan, __________________!
Run the fuck away
Fuck money. Fuck bitches.
Home of OP
>>609935892
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Where dreams come to die
>>609935892
Bump for potential.
>>609935892
full of normal people
Loli traps and pepes
who wants to be successful anyway?
>>609935892
bitches be salty
the best worst place on earth
Get yer creepy and illegal fetishes filled here
Hitler dindu nuffin
Niggers and jews are scum
Basically just 9gag.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>609935892
4chan, why mommy? Oh nose!
dan schneider
Where all memes come from
>>609935892
4chan, the asshole of the internet.
Home of traps, pedos, and faggots
>>609935892
You are here forever
>>609935892
The hero the internet deserves, but not the one it needs
there's no escape.
>>609935892
4chan, where girls have dicks!
>>609936679
4chan, 4chan??
4chan, respects Christian Weston Chandler
4chan, it's your drug, it's your livestyle.
>>609936553
>being this new
4chan, OP is a faggot
Niggers tongue my anus
>>609935892
who are they?
I take that as a "no".
4chan, it's better than licking shit from a dogs arse.
Finger licking good
4chan, the community that never even started to cooperate
4chan, i used to masturbate with the lights on.
>>609935892
4chan, an hero!
>>609936093
This
>>609936875
He's basically right at this point.
Come for the dank memes, stay for the Bananas!
4Chan, come take a shit with us
4chan, producing unfunny maymays since 2003
4chan, ruining lives since September 11th 2001
smiles up on us!
4chan, home of the best meemees
>>609935892
no means yes and yes means anal
>>609935892
4chan, a place to fap to traps
4chan, not as bad as reddit.
rate my dick
>>609936875
I've been here for like 3 days now, I think I'd know.
4chan, the place your dad searches for chicks with dicks
4chan, I really, really, really, really like this shit.
4chan, internet superheroes
>>609936187
They look like they are stark g lovingly into the dogs asshole
we eat shit for breakfast!
4Chan, bitches with cocks and sandals with socks
4chan,where the people your mother warned you of are.
4chan, the place where you want to be.
>>609937153
This guy gets it
If you're not white, get the fuck out
Also dubs
>>609935892
liking traps does not mean that i an gay.
Where you found your parafilies
4chan, The reason no-one comes round anymore
4Chan, swiper no swiping
4chan, Niggers, Spicks, and Muslims love it!!!!
4chan, brace yourself, summer is coming
4chan, feminisim at its finest.
4chan, look mom i got dubs.
4chan, where even downsyndrome is better then being a filthy stinking black worthless dindu nuffins.
>>609935892
ALLAHU AKBAR
4chan, Tumblr on Steroids
>>609937358
This make me laught
>>609937334
lol
home to the pettiest and most inane arguments over the internet, facilitated by the abundance of memes created for the sole purpose of being used in said petty arguments
Welcome to 4chan, how tough are ya
>n-not very tough s-s-sir
Ya perfect, come right in
>*tips*
>>609935892
4chan, the only place on the internet where you're guaranteed to be safe from sneaky stealth ninjas that would otherwise attack you from behind while writing carefully worded and extremely witty catchph
>>609937478
Am gonna reply to my own post now...
Hell i just realised that summerfags will return
>>609937358
> Underrated post!!
>>609937635
tl;dr
4chan, home of the anonymous hacking crew and Newt Gingrich
4chan, only the dead know peace from this fun.
4Chan, and your life becomes dull! :)
4chan, exploding vans.
4chan, where you get to know who you really are.
Where everyone is a niggerfaggot, even you
4chan, cuckholds home.
4chan, where internet doesnt make sense.
>>609937358
>>609935892
it's like pissing into an ocean of piss.
4chan, your kids are safe with us
4chan, leading supplier of white vans and candy
4Chan, better than most chans, but not the best!
4chan, post moot's mom nudes.
>>609937358
fapping to traps without taking naps.
>>609937358
Chuckled
>>609937358
Nice
4chan, a million minds can make everything, but instead we make the same threads every day.
Are you a fuckin autistic sped? OR ARE U THE MOST FUCKIN RETARD DIPSHIT ON THE INTERNET KID.. Your gonna go with 4chan on this??? YO FUCK NUT. THAT "LEAKED" PICTURE WAS CRAFTED BY A FUCKIN PHONY LYING TRASHY ASS BITCH AND THEN POSTED IT TO WORLD WIDE YOU DIPFUCK. If you were on twitter, YOU.WOULD.FUCKIN.SEE.WHAT. I .MEAN ON HOW ITS FAKEEE. ITS BEEN COMFIRMED BY ATLEAST 25 FUCKIN PEOPLE. still wanna give you super duper ultra kiss ass spirit on this FAKE ASS portrait? Lol Umad
Ayyy lmao
>>609935892
4chan, parpie in shooper!
>>609935892
4chan, the Mos Isley spaceport of the Internet.
>>609935892
"this is le nice imageboard :^)"
>>609935892
4chan, a better place.
4chan, nothing here is funny anymore
Home of Allah.
>>609937318
Congrats, you got the joke.
4chan - literally the only place on the internet
NIGGERS!
>>609937803
underated post
>>609935892
4chan, check your map, you're clearly surfing on circle.
>>609938026
4chan, the best place for dank memes.
(parody of the old CN slogan)
4chan, Home of Jackie Chan, Chris Chan, Reptile Jesus, and the greatest Kung Fu Ballerina ever to have lived Bluce Ree
Picture lerated, it is bluce ree
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>>609937803
this guy gets it
never use the toilet. always, with the water off naked, shit in the shower. Then, sit down and use your special shit chopping butter knife that you keep in the vanity drawer to cut it all up and dissect it. It's very interesting to find out which part of the shit is which meal because some things don't really digest fully, such as mushrooms, some beans, tomatoes, venlafaxine pills (this is how you can exactly tell which meal is which bit because you take your dose at exactly the same time each day) and you can work it out because sometimes there is no venlafaxine pills (they just look exactly the same except slightly yellow) in the shit that it takes normally longer than 24 hours for the food to go from your mouth to become shit, although it varies quite a lot and sometimes (because you take two pills a day) there will be 4 pills and then you know it took two days at least (constipation) and your record is 6 pills but that was when you were taking morphine so at least three days from mouth to ass which is quite a long time. Sometimes, the shit is very very hard and it separates into little pellet balls which you think means you are dehydrated even though you drink tonnes of water and other times it is diarrhea which means you're sick. Then you become very paranoid about clooging the drain and someone finding what you are doing so that's why you then have to chop it up very very very fine and smush it with the knife. Then, you put the shower on still sitting down and do a gold panning sort of thing with the water so all the small bits slowly go down the drain leaving the larger ones to be chopped up. After all of that you then have a normal shower and scrub the floor and your body with antibacterial soap.
Sometimes if you have a very full belly you will go into the shower and do the same thing except make yourself vomit, it really is amazing how much you can fit in your stomach
4chan, DESU
4chan, Nigger Nigger Nigger!
4chan, it can melt steel beams
4chan, tipping fedoras since 2003.
4chan, rare pepe era has begun
>>609938575
Noice.
4chan, home of unoriginal content and chinese comic books!
>>609935892
4chan: No, you are the one who is the newfag.
>>609935892
"you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"
>>609935892
wretched hive of scum and villainy, oh also traps
4chan,MLP was considered cancerous here, before it was mainstream.
the website that unfounded Nagasaki on August 9, 1945.
>>609935892
4chan, it was never good.
4chan, can't melt steel beams
4chan, a sharpie in the pooper is super duper!
4chan, just like sex but without the women!
4chan, niggers
"4chan: no, i don't have the sauce, sry"
>>609938642
i vote for this
4chan, shitting on the grave of muhammad since 2003
>>609936093
where faggots hang and livestream it.
>>609938535
insightful
4chan, where allah is always taking it up the ass cause he loved nigger cock more then bacon, because the only thing he ever ruled was bbc.
4chan, the internet's McDonald's.
4chan, le new reddit
4chan, 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan.
a place for fun
you're not welcome, no one is.
>who saw the hamburger captcha?
>>609937803
so true
>>609936553
Holy retard on a stick batman! Newfag is attacking the city!
4chan - fuck ur waifu, asuka best girl
4chan
>>609936507
Dinnin doo nuffin
>>609936556
I vote this
>>609935892
4chan, tits or GTFO!
4chan, fuck yea!
4chan, home of the epic lulz XD.
>>609936913
Lel
>>609939073
4chan, founded 2 years before reddit.
Go back to licking your niggers anus.
>>609938801
4chan, where swaglord becomes the new moot
>>609935892
are you new?
>keep posting
blame the jews?
>keep posting
wanna rap, wanna fap, wanna shout at a trap?
>keep posting
>>609939439
i saw this one last month, obviously it was not the full version.
4chan; come for the memes, stay for the dead bodies and dog penises!
lol fagets
>>609938535
4chan, reroll
4chan, topkek is the new generation
>>609938578
You couldn't even Google it could you?
4chan, le home of ebin dank maymays :DDD
>>609935892
Can never count 1 to 10.
4chan, where your mind goes to shit and dick goes to spit.
>>609940398
>This, I like this
>>609935892
4CHAN: We Care.
>>609937077
this
>>609935892
4chan, check 'em
>>609935892
the internets playground
>>609936093
This
Where dreams are killed
>>609935892
4chan, gorilla interwebs!
>>609935892
check them
>>609935892
now with 100% more autism,
welcome to hell,
NO NORMIES!
4chan, We don't make memes
>>609935892
4chan, the epicenter of faggotry
>>609935892
Leave!!!!.....................while you can.
4chan, the best of the worst of the worst of the best of the below average.
"All kinds of traps..."
4chan, the primordial ooze of the internet.
>>609935892
Destroyed my innocence.
>>609941361
My vote goes here.
4chan, my favorite place.
4chan, our cancer is contagious
>>609941361
That's the best of the worst of the worst of the best of the below average.
>>609935892
Where fags call other people fags for being fags when they're being fags as well
>>609936709
Bump for this one
4 Chan, the opposite of Disney but twice the fun.
The blank does not need filling.
the internet hate machine
>>609935892
4chan, you'll never look at children the same way again.
4chan, tip your fedora!
4chan, where Kat is Queen!
4chan, three dicks at the same time!
4chan, Daniel Radcliffes delicious asshole!
>>609935892
4chan, where nobody knows you're cis scum
>>609941361
the worst of the best of the best of the worst of the above average.
4chan,where dreams come from.
4chan, yo mama browses leddit
we call eache others niggers and jews, while a australian is making mad money.
>>609935892
The only effective virginity preservation website.
4chan, where betas are alphas in the internet realm
4chan, the shitposting never stops
>>609940244
On the internet, nobody knows you're not a navy seal.
Nobody.
>>609935892
>OP IS A FAGGOT
>>609936553
what
4chan, we're more edgy than bismuth.
>>609935892 (OP)
Who is this 4chan?
>>609936553
9gag, basically a retarded iFunny.
iFunny, basically all of Reddits jokes.
Reddit, basically just betas and feminazis reposting and hating on 4chan.
4chan, newfags who couldnt even phone.
Get your LOL on
>>609936093
if you turned 360 degrees youd still be facing it you retard
>>609942077
Damn dem tits
>>609935892
The Internet's Final Boss
>>609942077
Sauce?
4chan, like a sandpaper circle-jerk.
>>609936553
butthurt niggas be butthurt from this post!
4chan, it's all yours my friend!
4chan, I really really like this image!
4chan, a dark place, well at least it was..
Digital asylum
>>609935892
>>609942890
I really hate the size limits and no audio. Here it is in all it's glory:
http://a.pomf.se/lffzmt.webm
>>609935959
edgy
>>609937803
>>609935892
4chan, Welcome to fucksville.
4chan, your friends!
>>609944515
>4chan, your only friends
The Dankest Memers
4chan favours the brave
>>609944360
Holy shit, it's rage inducing with audio. This kid needs to get his ass kicked and few times and he'll be good.
>>609935892
4chan, we're Tumblr!
>>609943463
U are quick
>>609935892
4chan, le reddit for le faggots
>>609935892
4chan: A place for newfriends
>>609935892
4Chan, now with red text!
> newfags will never know
Here jet fuel can melt steel beams.
>>609935892
Black people welcome!
Moot is cuck.
>>609936553
>mfw solid b8
>>609937358
Nice one
>>609935892
4chan, it´s not rape if she can´t say no
>>609945202
I almost forgot about him
>>609944360
classic
>>609939413
din du nuf
>>609936553
This is actually accurate. 9gag is full aof edgy /b/tards seeking attention
>>609937358
i like it
>>609943463
We got us a NEW FAG
%triforce
>>609935892
old /b/ would have x
>>609938390
Nearly popped a lung from Bluce Ree
>>609935892
It's 4chin, you fucking faggot
>>609935892
Better cuck next time
>>609947414
4chan, where dreams come to be broken!
>>609936709
KEK
>this.
>>609937358
noice!
>>609943463
That's the joke.