Info Thread. Food, crime, hacks, anything goes. Hoping for ore crime though
sort of dumping
Lots of random though, I haven't organised.
>>609916495
as always anon delivers
Anyone Lurking?
>>609916827
Dem graphics.
>>609916961
>there IS NO DEFENSE
>>609917413
>hang on whilst I unscrew my table
>>609917686
Was just thinking the same thing
>>609917058
yes
>>609916961
>swear your eternal allegiance to my dark horde
top kek
>>609918561
lol
Sgaf setah dog
God hate fags in backwards english
>>609918992
nois
>>609919341
I Have done this. I call them Grillcheese stix
>>609919514
I want this in poster form.
>>609919516
ooooh chlorine crystals
>>609919516
Try this with your kids, it's amazing!
>>609919516
dangit peggy
>>609919686
Yeah I know right? Very helpful.
>>609919516
This is an awesome way to teach children about chemistry
>>609919516
chlorine gas
>>609918784
wont those get limp if I let em sit in there, exposed to air?
>>609919866
>fake bacon
>fake cheese
yea that will taste great
just use real shit and it wont be horrible
>>609919516
lol, dead children
>>609916901
more like these.
>>609918617
what's a book?
>>609921005
It's better advice to seek help rather than an hero
>>609921005
How are you supposed to clean and ditch a glass in half a minute?
>>609919201
What kind of vegetables are those
>>609917686
>>609917889
It's clearly not screwed together, you fucking retards.
>>609921751
You're not. Its also not painless. Natural causes is the best way to go. Live long and prosper.
>>609921794
I don't know what's the name in English, but it's an herb flavoured like onion.
>>609922247
That would be chives then.
>>609922247
a scallion
>>609922394
or that
sup
>>609918992
Protip: put a little sphere inside
>>609922609
tech
>>609920913
Every fucking time I fall for this
>>609922735
as you wish, but its the smalles folder so dont be disappointed 1/2
>>609922609
b-beta here
>alpha mind & body plz
>>609922609
little bit of drawing, mind and some misc?
>>609922735
2/2
>>609922857
no prob ill help
>>609922968
you are next
>>609922857
>>609920913
Way to upload the thumbnail faggot
>>609923230
Joke went right over you m8
>>609923150
>How to be more successful with women
guess talking to one would do the trick
>>609923230
bam, slam, thank you mam
you got rekt son
>>609923150
thanks man!
>>609922857
more later
>>609923150
thank you
>>609922968
>>609920300
>Parmesan is fake cheese
>Bacon cut in dices is fake bacon
Ha ha...
>>609917413
>>609916495
that seems absurdly complex for no reason
>>609922968
have to go but i think ill make a new Thread later so see ya
>>609918992
I think I have a shitload of different knots if someone wants
in finnish tho
>>609919516
>>609923965
also seems some how inefficient....
>>609919516
Don't do it it makes mustard gas!
>>609919866
>Not cooking the garlic.
Heathen.
>>609919516
mustard gas
>inb4 /b/tards kill themselves
>>609920907
Holy shit that looks disgusting. The marshmallows are supposed to be just enough to hold the rice crispies together, not the centerpiece of the desert.
>>609921005
>Quick & Painless
Uh, no, PSC is VERY painful.
>>609918992
The monkey chain!
The monkey's fist!
THE MONKEY!
>>609924076
ok thanks anyways bye
any info on losing weight quick and confidence?
>>609919516
>so old that no one will ever falls for this anymore
>>609916585
this should be common sense....
>>609918100
Girls instinctively do this correctly unless you bump their cervix and they're not ready for/into it.
>>609923619
You have been trolled.
Signed,
Captain O.B. Vious
>>609922247
scallion, or green onion
>>609922394
chives are smaller, but would probably be just as good in this application
>>609925941
Maybe so but I still can't see what the pic says stupid
>>609923230
thats one thing on the picture, anon posted faily as thumbnail
>>609923230
360 no scope get rektizzled kid u his bicth nao
>>609923965
not really. Good way to ignite gasoline, and its all materials that anyone could have laying around
>>609926293
I thought it was
%triforce
>>609917058
Yes fam post more
>>609926293
who the fuck actually ever falls for anything of this kind when it obviously says delete something to do with windows
>>609916585
why not use shoulder ?
>>609926988
you'll hurt your shoulder
>>609917058
yupp yupp
>>609926657
tz tz tz
>>609924648
da-da dyaaaaaa da-da!
>>609917413
I think I was anti-gun until I saw this ridiculous contraption
>>609917413
where to buy ?
>>609919866
forgot the egg yolk!
HERESY!
>>609922247
spring onions?
>>609920913
You sneaky ass motherfucker
>>609928038
you got me
>>609928195
Pretty sure they're green onions.
>>609920044
>the carboxylic acid bonds to heavy metals such as mercury
What the fuck am I reading?
>>609917413
why do you need to wake up in the middle of the night to duel?
Search for "solvent trap" on ebay or amazon( might be harder to find these days). Get the threads which match your barrel and enjoy!
>>609919341
Down to your last 5$?
Then remove half the bread by removing the crust!
>>609919516
DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WILL MAKE POISON GAS
NOT FUCKING JOKING LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE
AMMONIA PLUS BLEACH
KILLLS
FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS, THIS IS TOO FAR EVEN FOR /B/. I HAVE BENE ON HERE 5 yearS AND THIS IS WHAT IS TOO MUCH YOU CROSS THE LINE
>>609918561
>works for models 1910 - 1975 only
ftfy
>>609921274
Now you understand why there is an instructional on opening books.
>>609921274
>>609923230
>Being this new
>>609920913
Unfortunately the dimensions are marked beside the name so it doesn't work anymore.
>>609918746
That would be the absolute shittiest koi pond ever. Fucking thing would slope and cave in like no tomorrow. And who the fuck wants shitty tarp hanging out everywhere, is this some trailer park koi pond?
>>609920210
it wil..
>>609930132
hello newfriend
>>609919110
>mfw I am learning all of this stuff right now in college
>mfw this is actually applicable to real life and I've found myself using it
FYI, not a lot of people actually SIT ON THEIR HANDS in a fuckin interview. They usually purse them or fiddle with a ring if they're wearing one.
Best thing to do is start with control questions, which they'll answer truthfully. Note their behaviour, and compare this to questions later on. If there's a drastic shift, chances are they have a physical tell.
>>609916827
is pic supposed to mean something?
>>609930132
newfag detected
>doesnt know this has been said on /b/ before long before he was here
summer sure is starting early
>>609923619
Read the file name faggot
The size of the file is the fucking troll
Get rekt
>>609930132
every fucking time. can't you faggots stop limiting competition for this years Crystal tournament? Stop choking on cock so much and do some training instead. OP's pic is just elementary level anyway.
>>609919296
>walk down street with paper bag leaking black spray paint as you walk away
>creating a trail of drips that lead the cops right to your dumb ass
These stupid how-to's written by reddit fags who were probably too afraid to leave class without a hall pass...
>>609926153
there is no way you still don't get this
>>609920044
wheres cannabis?
>>609923737
holy fuck thank you
moar? i cant draw for shit but i have a lot of things i want to draw for my projects.
>>609920907
fucking god, only americlaps would eat this shit.. ffs
>>609921005
Quick and Painless if you're accustomed to drinking 100 degree motor oil.
>>609920210
>not storing you're doritos grinder in a near-perfect moisture free vacuum chamber
jesus christ you fucking pleb
>>609930851
>>609930959
I've been here longer than you probably have.
I dont give a shit about the other shit /b/ does but killing gullible people is fucked up.
>>609924398
Hahahaha my thoughts exactly, but if you've seen the fat disgusting shits that frequent this board you'd realize it's a delicacy on /b/.
>>609920210
Add some rice to absorb moisture
>>609931346
this picture is posted every day for last 5 years, so if you have been here for 5 years this pic would be old shit by now.. so yeah, also oldfags wouldn't say how log they are here..
so yeah, hello newfriend, enjoy your stay
>>609931602
Or just use salt and pepper like a normal, healthy, average-weight human being you fuckin pantload.
somebody still there?
>>609926988
You kick with your foot, you have the entire weight more or less stepping forward into that door.
With your shoulder it's only your upper half that actually forces.
>>609931617
> implying I haven't seen it pretty much every day
You're a fucking retarded cunt. I see it all the time and try to warn people whenever i can because the picture pisses me the fuck off.
Stop tryign to "prove" I'm new because (1) it doesn't matter and (2) it doesn't change the actual fucking truth.
jesus christ. done replying to your shitty ass b8 i only replied to because your HOMICIDE COMMITTING PICTUER pisses me OFF
>>609916495
That seems dangerous Topkek
>>609919927
Protip, use sliced bell pepper instead of an onion for extra delicious
>>609931746
MOAR DRAWING SHIT
please i need help and the pic you posted was great
pic related i cannot draw for shite
>>609931850
sure sure, reddit is that way >
>>609931746
I'm still here. Post some tech stuff that a computer n00b can relate to/use.
inb4 delete system32
>>609931850
>Pictuer
>TUER
>'to kill' in French
What's your real motivation?
>>609923444
Checked
>>609916495
wont work, its design is wrong. Gas isnt flamable you dumb ass.
>>609931953
sure, but first this
>>609931746
yep, can you post a bit of cloth and food? more tech would be appreciated.
pic unrelated
>>609919298
that is actually informal. used to do ones back in the days.
>>609930163
Correct me if I'm wrong but would not it be more appropriate that this only works for vehicles that do not have a computer; I.E. Anything with a carbeurator?
>>609931953
>>609931850
why so upset newfag, is the big mean old anon call you names over the internet? how dare he!
>>609932141
>cars explode when heat touches gas
>bu-but-bu-bu-but its not flammable!!
Go fucking shoot the pump when you fill up your car next faggot.
>>609932193
your dick would literally vaporize, nay, fucking ATOMIZE at this rate of ejaculation
>>609932270
thank you very much.
>>609931953
also this but most other pictures i have have benn posted already so i dont have that much, sry
>>609932217
Carburated vehicles can still have ignition disablers installed. It usually cuts the fuel pump circuit, so the engine won't get any fuel even if you can rig the starter motor.
Unless, theoretically, you were to have a midget ride inside the engine bay constantly clicking wires together to keep the starter motor turning at a relatively constant rate and the entire engine would simply be powered by electricity for a short period of time until the engine seized and the block split and the midget burned to death from bursting hoses of awful fluids.
>>609931746
do some food pictures
>>609932193
sure
>>609932703
That's okay, anything helps.
>>609918847
good thing i can scroll down and check the rest of the code
fucking idiot
>>609932193
>>609932421
>>609932759
ty anon
http://www.freeinfosociety.com/pdfs/misc/anarchistcookbook2000.pdf
link to anarchists cookbook
>>609932813
>giving colour-specific advice
instantly discounted, colour is matched to the individual and is inherently personal
some people cannot wear certain colours and it's obvious
i wear blues, greens, blacks, and reds
i cannot wear yellows, purples, oranges, whites, or other colours, they just don't suit me
>>609931346
Earlier and earlier every year.
>>609930407
I second this
>>609931850
Wow. Gosh thank god you're here. The poor children.
>>609920230
topkek
>>609933093
I feel like looking like a preppy frat boy should be more of a problem for you
>>609919516
>>609931698
im not the guy who came with the idea or even posted it. i just know about the rice thing from putting them in salt shakers at my cousins restaurant. why you gotta be so mean anon?
>>609916495
Ill start dump some crime related
>>609919927
>using up an entire onion just for a single ring
>>609932141
The Internal Combustion Engine runs on Gasoline because it's inert and does not explode or even burn.
See, in your world that makes perfect sense.
In the real world you make total fucking nonsense.
>>609934025
>>609932732
Sounds like that midget's a one use deal. Best not fuck up.
>>609920478
A few years ago I've seen this posted and one of the anons in the thread actually tried this.
He said that it's vital that you stick to the schedule exactly, because if you miss it even by just a little bit, you become extremely tired and lethargic.
I mean if you're a meet this will work out fine, but if you have responsibilities don't try it.
>>609916672
"being a miserable bitch in general --> kill self"
>>609917413
Raw +5 Table
>>609918746
>how to dig a hole and line it with a tarp
thanks, internet.
enjoy your collection vat of pond scum, dumb niggers
>>609930912
>>609919110
You should probably bear in mind that many many many studies have all come to the conclusion that, although some people are better at spotting lying than others, no amount of professional training makes any difference. The average FBI guy is no better than the average McDonalds cashier. Neither are psychologists, judges, professional gamblers, whatever. I know it sounds unlikely, but it's true.
>>609921794
Spring onions
>>609918855
>implying it isn't cheap and easy as fuck to make your own pizza dough
if you use tortillas for pizza, you are literal plebeian.
just mix yeast flour and water until it feels velvety smooth, add a bit of oil and salt and sugar and there you go.
ideally you add the salt and sugar first, but the first time you make it, you won't know how much to add.
usually about ~1 tbsp of yeast per pound of dough does the trick.
For the dudes
>>609923230
what is that was a troll
>>609923230
Oh fuck, I love laughing at idiots.
>>609920680
this is shit
>>609920680
Thank god its not that stupid box one agai
these aren't terrible, but that DMT one is way off
i suppose ineffable experiences are tough to draw tho
>>609930132
Fuck off back to reddit or whichever asshole you slipped out of
>>609926153
...you aren't much fun on parties, are you?
>>609920680
>>609935402
Didnt work.
>>609923005
>powered by gentoo
>>609936387
i'll go trying this too
when i dont reply
my life will be better
>>609936702
fuck it me too, just incase this is my last goodby, its been fun b/ros see u in 3 days
>>609925581
>girls instinctively do this
Never go full retard
>>609936387
fuck you're right...
>>609935312
What the absolute fuck.
Who would do this and why.
This is PURE reddit trash.
wouldsmashhisfaceintoedgeoftable/10
>>609923783
>metric system
ha ha america right?
>>609920907
looks awful und I can smell diabetes
>>609935312
kek this is genius
>>609936934
ha ha you sure told them Europoor!
>>609926293
▲
▲ ▲
Yeah, thx bro!
>>609916961
>hitting first
The courts will have a field day with you.
>>609936817
>>609936817
nope im back, y'all are stuck with me and my lurking for more time to come
>>609935549
I support the one finger rule. I've seen plenty of guys with 2 or more fingers worth of gap, it looks like absolute shit.
Plus, a loose collar makes you look like a pencil neck faggot, and like you don't know what you're doing.
>>609935711
This guy sounds like a fucking loser, I wouldn't take advice from some old man on 4chan.
Especially /b/, jesus christ. Clearly he's done something wrong (plenty) if he's that old and on /b/.
Fuck, even moot got out before he hit 30...and he created this fuckin place.
>>609937469
i have an old 05 grand vitara, other than my dad turning into a stationary flatbed truck, it's fine
>>609930132
>>609932776
>doesn't know how to use google
>wants to build an FTP server
kek
>>609930132
I can see you going to Reddit and typing up how awful that anon is.
>HE TRIED TO KILL PEOPLE!!1!
>>609930132
being this new, it must hurt
no fucking shit it will kill you.
>>609934025
I haven't read "roody poos" here for fucking forever
>>609930132
>THIS IS TOO FAR EVEN FOR /B/.
kek'd
hope the 9fags are making bubbles at the moment
>>609930947
"ore crime"
>>609916729
das a good-un
>>609921005
Is this for real?
>>609924580
>>609931212
source?
>>609933797
more crime related?
Awesome shit
1/?
2/?
>>609941496
Yes cyanide stops the heart and is fairly painless. Potassium poisioning on the other hand like any poision is really fucked up.
>>609941884
Apart from the pick pocket guide dont have much except some diy drugs can post if you trust yourself with that kind of stuf
4/?
>>609920913
Fuck my face. It got me again.
>>609938471
That list is really accurate, I have a RAV4 with 142,000km and not a single problem to date.
>>609919110
No such thing as an fbi profiler. Dumb faggot
6/?
7/?
>>609933339
wtf
>>609937194
>thinking every single fight lands you in jail
if you just win and leave most people (except pussies) aren't going to waste their time with the police. wtf sheltered place do you live in where the cops get called for every little thing?
8/?
>>609918100
this pisses me off so much in porn.
scifi books
>>609937194
ever heard of "fighting words"? legally, striking first doesn't mean it wasn't defensive.
>>609943010
nah, not interested in drug stuff. I just found the other posts fascinating/useful for knowing how its done. (so I don't get robbed myself, or buy stolen goods)
>>609943010
post the diy drugs please. helly eah
>>609921794
looks like chives
>>609918992
Ahoy matey. You must be navfag!
>master race marine engineer reporting in.
Don'y know if anyone is still here, but I found a guide to lickpicking thats come in handy a couple of times
http://static.squarespace.com/static/51eaf1a0e4b01b84c08787ce/t/53ceb0c4e4b0c984e434de10/1406054596752/Lockpicking%2BDetail%2BOverkill%255Bevva3ks%255D.unlocked+copy.pdf
>>609920604
This is some of the dumbest shit I have ever read.
>>609944971
Still here
>>609934642
ill tell ya.. i learn something new in every one of these threads. Thanks anon!
>>609943010
What about something related to computer crime?
>>609926293
Lol wait what did I just do
>>609929277
Enjoy what
>>609917116
>>609916827
Skyrim for Nintendo 64
>>609916901
>the monthly visitor
topfuckingkek
>>609930338
top kek
>>609946133
Why does it remind me of Dexter?
>The monthly visitor makes me kill people
>>609922760
it got pruned.
care to tell me what it was?
was it that stupid fleshlight thing that crushes your dick?
>>609918617
Step 7 burn book
>>609926180
Will you take this picture down. It is a really bad picture of me
>>609916495
these threads are fuckin pointless. I never use my lifehacks folder. If i need something I google it and find it there
>>609931698
why the fuck would i do that?
>>609919927
Just crack an egg on the pan slowly and cook it like a normal person . Don't throw the egg onto pan wtf no one needs an onion for this unless they're a fucking 1st grader
>>609935369
shut up fag. nobody asked you
>>609918992
i always wanted to fist a monkey