You wake up on a desert island. On it is a hot blonde chick, a man with a knife and a nigger swimming in the sea.
Dubs decides your first move.
i think its kinda ironic the that the black man is in the water and he's not the one holding the knife, but that's my opinion.
not much i can do against a guy with a knife..
Do i have any skills?
Do i happen to know them by any chance?
Do i see them as a threat?
Criticizing the logic of a fictional outcome
Fucking top kek
You tell the nigger the man wants to kill him, instantly the nigger steals his knife with his stealing skills and stabs him
This seems like the chicken, fox and rice puzzle.
>befriend the niggah.
>send him to kill the guy with the knife.
>ask dumb niggah for the knife.
> poke blonde girl with knife.
>and a nigger swimming in the sea.
>a nigger swimming
Tell nigger we need to do 2 things to survive. Make a spear to fish off the cost using some of the tries in the back, and need to get that chest open. Need to find out if there is anything we can use in it.
Say you know how to make a spear, but don't know anything about opening locked chests.
You elect the nigger as president. He immediately orders your to bow down to him, and thus you do.
Still dubs to decide
you go swim around the island and get to the other side where the treasure is.. steal the treasure and go swim to the ocean; by this time the nigger will see you've got the gold and will try to swim after you.
niggers cant swim, therefore he'll subsequently drown.
the dude with the sword will try and come after you now.. at this point he drops the sword and starts swimming after you.. drop the treasure in the ocean, quickly run towards the knife and hack his shit.
as a reward, you'll get to fuck the blonde and keep the treasure forever.
>convince man with knife to throw knife, striking nigger in the head
>proceed to fuck blonde
>mfw I roll dubs
only a nigger would have a knife in this situation, and the grill is a chick w a dick, so you have this amazing plot twist, by me there is no island, it was all imagination of a young boy who fell asleep scrolling though 4chan
Use dead knifemans face as the flag of our new country of niggerotopia.
As 2nd in command (woman have no power in niggerotopia) use your political power to enable new law that forbids interracial sex
you rolled a little late bub, sucks to be you
You attempt to stab the nigger but he hears you, and you get into a struggle. You keep pressing the knife towards him but he's stronger than your beta body.
Dubs still decide
>Those who were wondering how he swims, the ocean had some kfc
tell the guys to Gangbang the blonde whore. after servel months of gangbanging use knife to cut her in pieces and feed the fishes. than while feeding take the knife and backstab them and be king of island until death.
Realize that this nigga gonna fuck a white woman. You can't have none of this shit. Fuck this nigger.
you pretend to be swedish by putting a swedish flag on the palm tree. then you get on your knees and blow him.
then you reveal that you were german all along and you bite his dick off
The dead body attracts an octopus, who then crawls up the sand and takes control of the nigger. The octo-nigger is now president of the island.
submit to nigger and become fuccboi trap
I actually got dubs. sweet. this drawing better be good.
Psst... Go back to school kids
Well the girl has been raped and killed by the nigger the white man with the knife is hiding, niggers cant swim so obvious wait for that ape to attack white man in his sleep after he kills him grab rock smash niggers head, then rape female corpse multiple times turn the bodies into jerky for food and use their dried stomaches to catch rain
>implying i play pokemon and WoW, eat cheetos and piss myself
>waste of human
Your gorillas are loose man
remember your place kiddo