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You wake up on a desert island. On it is a hot blonde chick,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You wake up on a desert island. On it is a hot blonde chick, a man with a knife and a nigger swimming in the sea.

Dubs decides your first move.
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>>609717146
hit on grill of course
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Niggers can't swim.
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>>609717146
tell nigger the man with the knife wants to kill him, and watch the them fight, ultimately one of them dying
>one problem down
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>>609717146

drown yourself
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>>609717146

Climb tree
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>>609717322
WINRAR
nice trips tho>>609717333
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>>609717444

thanks, you too
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>>609717146
Get knife
Stab nigger
Fuck guy
Eat girl
Profit
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fake, niggers can't swim
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>>609717519
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i think its kinda ironic the that the black man is in the water and he's not the one holding the knife, but that's my opinion.

not much i can do against a guy with a knife..
Do i have any skills?
Do i happen to know them by any chance?
Do i see them as a threat?
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>>609717146
I eat the delicious Caek in the treasure chest.
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>>609717322
we've got a winner
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>>609717531
why not eat the man and the nigger first. so you can fuck the girl a longer time
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drown the nigger. then the bitch and sworddude will declare you to be King
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>>609717683
Fictional circumstances


Criticizing the logic of a fictional outcome


Fucking top kek
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>>609717322
You tell the nigger the man wants to kill him, instantly the nigger steals his knife with his stealing skills and stabs him
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Niggers can't swim
one problem down
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drown the nigger. he'll turn on you and try to vent his helplessness regarding the situation by killing the other survivors. he's incapable of rational thought
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Take knife out of dead man and stab self
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>>609717894
Call the island cops and say that a black male stole a knife and killed a white man
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>>609717894

Take knife, stab nignog.
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Cut off blonde chicks tits, and you the nigger wear them as hats
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>>609717894

You have gained niggers trust.

Tell him that there is watermelon on the chest, stab him while he is busy opening it
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>>609717894
Have threesome, in middle of sex stab black one
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>>609717333
Trips > dubs.
Winrar.
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>>609718157
rerolling for this
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>>609718157
this
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drown the nigger. he'll try to vent his helplessness regarding the situation of being stranded by turning on everyone. he's a liability incapable of rational thought.

plus more food
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>>609718157
rolling
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>>609718157
rolling for dubs
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>>609717146
kill the nigger
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nigger steals my trust so i kill him
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>>609718222
WTF I GOT TRIPS TOO.
This is now a trips thread.
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>>609717146
This seems like the chicken, fox and rice puzzle.

>befriend the niggah.
>send him to kill the guy with the knife.
>ask dumb niggah for the knife.
>kill niggah.
> poke blonde girl with knife.
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Chop off the blondes tits and use them as hats
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>>609718222
Truth spoken
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>>609717146
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>>609717146
fuck grill
get knife off man and kill nigger and make canoe out of him.
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>>609718157
Rollie
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>>609718157
kek reroll
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elect the nigger as president
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>>609717146
>and a nigger swimming in the sea.
>a nigger swimming
>nigger
>swimming
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Befriend knife man to later rape girl with
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>>609718611
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Tell nigger we need to do 2 things to survive. Make a spear to fish off the cost using some of the tries in the back, and need to get that chest open. Need to find out if there is anything we can use in it.

Say you know how to make a spear, but don't know anything about opening locked chests.
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>>609718611
Winrar
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convince the nigger to scout the water for adjacant islands. meanwhile, cut up the chick's clothes. she wont need them anyway
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>>609718611
You've doomed us all... fuck off.
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>>609718554
kekd/10 & winrar
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Impeach nigger
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Kill the man with the knife, afterwards cut the nigger to pieces and then rape the blonde and kill her afterwards.
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>>609718611
oh /b/. when you fuck up, you fuck up big time
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>>609718611
Hey guise.
Guise.
What are you playing over here?
America?
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befriend guy with Knife, then disarm and kill.
make nigger bang the hell out of blonde
watch and Fap.
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>>609719064
gtfo you nasty cuck
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>>609717588
/thread
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use knife to make boat out of palm trees and then boat away from island.

as for rowing use the nigger
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Elect Hilary C. as new president on the island
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>>609719064
this.
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You elect the nigger as president. He immediately orders your to bow down to him, and thus you do.

Still dubs to decide
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simple..

you go swim around the island and get to the other side where the treasure is.. steal the treasure and go swim to the ocean; by this time the nigger will see you've got the gold and will try to swim after you.

niggers cant swim, therefore he'll subsequently drown.

the dude with the sword will try and come after you now.. at this point he drops the sword and starts swimming after you.. drop the treasure in the ocean, quickly run towards the knife and hack his shit.

as a reward, you'll get to fuck the blonde and keep the treasure forever.

end.
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>>609719350
impeach the nigger by stabbing him repeatedly making him eat his own balls. then you rape the shit out of the girl
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>>609719350
kek
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>>609719453
reroll
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Start developing a space program for your new island nation
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Pray to John Cena to give me the power to Jump from the island with the girl to wrestlemania
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>>609719350
nigpres gets the treasure for finances, but cant take your knife because muh gunz, so stab him when he goes for the treasure.
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>>609719453
rolling
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>>609719350
Lick his cock
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>>609719568
this
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>>609719350
tell him that if he swims 5km to the north there will be a kfc
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>>609719568
reroll
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Summon the banana meme and worship him instead.
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>>609719350
you set up a swedish flag and starts to blow the nigger
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>>609719568
reeeeroll
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Build a KFC for him, out of wood.
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>>609719701
reroll
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Open the chest and put whatever you find in your butt
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>>609719624
again
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>>609719350
This couldn't happen in the first place, you said he was swimming in the first part >>609717146
He can't swim. He must have drowned.
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Sing "Uptown Funk" to the nigger
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Suddenly, orgy
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>convince man with knife to throw knife, striking nigger in the head
>proceed to fuck blonde
>mfw I roll dubs
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*Spoiler* the blonde is the biggest danger on the island. Killing the other 2 guys will leave you defenseless.
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>>609719350
Draw your concealed carry glock brand glock and initiate djibouti shooty protocol
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>>609719568
this, time to impeach this muffucka
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only a nigger would have a knife in this situation, and the grill is a chick w a dick, so you have this amazing plot twist, by me there is no island, it was all imagination of a young boy who fell asleep scrolling though 4chan
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Crown the nigger King Nigger of the Desolate Island, be his right-hand man
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>>609719350
Nothing.
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>>609719944
DUBDUBS CONFIRM
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>>609719944
WINRAR
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MacGyver comes from another island with a helicopter made of wood
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>>609719944
WINRAR
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>>609719350

Use dead knifemans face as the flag of our new country of niggerotopia.

As 2nd in command (woman have no power in niggerotopia) use your political power to enable new law that forbids interracial sex
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>>609719701
rolling for this
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>>609719944
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>>609719433
Winrar
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>Nigger drowns 1 problem down
>Furiously masturbate
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It needs more characters
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start political campain against nigger
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>>609719701
THIS
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Plot twist, none of this is happening and you wake up from a coma, starting walking dead season 2,346
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>>609720300
>>609719433
you rolled a little late bub, sucks to be you
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>>609719944
OP DELIVAR
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>>609719701
rolling for this
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>>609720495
rolling for thia one
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take knife
punch hole in island
sink island slowly with puncture

flawless logic
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You attempt to stab the nigger but he hears you, and you get into a struggle. You keep pressing the knife towards him but he's stronger than your beta body.

Dubs still decide

>Those who were wondering how he swims, the ocean had some kfc
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>>609720681
rerolling
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>>609719701
roll for this
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>>609720695
kick him in the nignuts, stab his face while he's cringing
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>>609717146
tell the guys to Gangbang the blonde whore. after servel months of gangbanging use knife to cut her in pieces and feed the fishes. than while feeding take the knife and backstab them and be king of island until death.
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If 77 Wilson the volleyball washes up
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>>609720695
Realize that this nigga gonna fuck a white woman. You can't have none of this shit. Fuck this nigger.
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suck nigger cock
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>>609720695
Yell ooga booga and kick his nuts, proceed to castrate
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>>609720695

Use dead body as bait. Attract and tame octopus.
Cut down trees into stilts. Put octopus on stilts, give him the knife.
Stilt Octopus is now president.
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>>609720846
aaaand again
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>>609720695

Point your free arm behind him and shout "POLICE!"

continue stabbing
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>>609720695
Right before he stabs you, ask him "What would Michael Brown do, man?" he replies with "Shieeet, he dindu nuffin!" You are spared for the moment
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>>609720695
you pretend to be swedish by putting a swedish flag on the palm tree. then you get on your knees and blow him.

then you reveal that you were german all along and you bite his dick off
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>>609720695
kick him in his nigger dick, that gives you the upper hand to stab this asshole in the face

then stab the bitch in the face with your cock
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>>609720695
dash away with knife, cut open dead guy with knife. wear his skin to intimidate him
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>>609720981
reroll
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>>609720955
EPIC WINRAR
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>>609720695
Kill the nigger
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>>609720977
Winrar
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>>609720955
Win
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>>609720925
10/10 expert tactic
Reroll
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>>609720695
Go in for the kiss. when he goes for the punch stab him.
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>>609720695
the owner of the island which is a demon cuts the nigger in half
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>>609720955
WINRAR
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Look behind him in aw of something grand, then yell that you see a rescue helicopter pulling a giant tub of fried chicken and watermelon. When he turns you slit his throat.
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>>609721079
see>>609720955
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>>609720955
fucking kek/10
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>>609720955
TOPKEK WINRAR
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>>609720955
Lame af
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kill the blonde with the knife and let the african american man fuck you

>aids
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>>609720977
Winrar
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>>609720695
tear out of clinch
climb tree
make use of superior brain and decide gravity will be your ally.
death from above
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>>609720955
10/10 Winrar
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>>609717146
nigger swimming, I have never laughed so hard.
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>>609721210
>uses "af"
>on 4chan
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>>609720695
Insert finger into both his anus and your anus
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>>609720977
Dingdingdingding
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Mighty stilt octopus dies from being home-sick
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>>609721390
>>609721079
>>609721217
Nope
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>>609720955
The dead body attracts an octopus, who then crawls up the sand and takes control of the nigger. The octo-nigger is now president of the island.

Dubs
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>>609720955
I say we name Stilt Octopus
>King Trips

because of so many trips in this thread
>>609717333
>>609717444
>>609718222
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>>609721714
Have some octo-sex
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>>609721714
kek. That didn't go as planned

Cut open the chest with the knife, since you still have it
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>>609721714
Tell octonigger that his people need him and convince him to go back to the sea
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>>609721714
Attract the nigger towards the trees.
His natural instincts will tell him to climb up.
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>>609721714
now stab the whore and have sex with octo-nigger
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>>609720695
submit to nigger and become fuccboi trap
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>>609721714
octo-nigger summons cthulhu
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>>609721908
i need to reroll
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>>609721714
Open the treasure chest.
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>>609721714
kill nigger rape the girl
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>>609721714
whisper in octopusses ear
>if John is kill, then who was phone??
octopus brain explodes, causing a mind control malfunction in the nigger, killing him
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>>609721714
False, the octopus needs a host with a capable brain before anything. still rolling for >>609720977
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>>609721714
Slit his throat while he is not looking.
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>>609721933
WINRAR
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>>609721933
Well, this is unexpected.
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Octonigger eats sand for no reason
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>>609721714
You want to control the island
But Octo-nigger does
It must be the hat
Shove head in woman's vagina, wear as hat.
Challenge octo-nigger authority
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>>609721933
Oh shit nigga
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Drive-by cannon shooting kills everyone but you, you're alone with your thoughts.
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>>609721933
WINRAR!
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>>609721955
winrar fuck you
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>>609722022
goddamn it
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>>609717146
we triple penetrate dat hot blonde
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>>609721933
winner
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>>609721955
>implying mere dubs would be able to kill a octonigger with a knife!
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>>609717146
>nigger
>swimming
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>>609721933
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>>609722066
wait what
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>>609721933
I actually got dubs. sweet. this drawing better be good.
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>>609721933
HE AWAKENS
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Swim out further than the nig and convince him to come with you. He subsequently dies because nigs can't swim.
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suck niqqa dick.
get aids
woman refuses to fuck u
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>>609721933
OP WINRAR
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>>609722175
>>
>>609722175
Fuck it's been 2 minutes chill the fuck out
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>>609722223
Damn, so close to
>>609722222
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>>609722279
i just wanted an excuse to post that picture. kek
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>>609721933
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>>609722220
>>609722223
Ya blew it
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>>609722387
faggot
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>>609720560

you just mad bruh
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>>609722506
yup
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>>609722506
retard
go fuck your mom you greasy no-life
>>
someone make a new thread before this one dies
>>
BUMPING FOR OP
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>>609722387
It's counter productive OP might not want to draw if rushed especially cthulu
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>>609722592
>>609722506
Psst... Go back to school kids
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>>609722755
>>609722855
DUBSINGDUB HIVEBUMP
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>>609722706
We still got 100 posts before it reaches the bump limit.
>>
Op come back we love you
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>>609722946
- 10% per minute
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>>609717146
Well the girl has been raped and killed by the nigger the white man with the knife is hiding, niggers cant swim so obvious wait for that ape to attack white man in his sleep after he kills him grab rock smash niggers head, then rape female corpse multiple times turn the bodies into jerky for food and use their dried stomaches to catch rain
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OCTONIGGER SUMMONS CTHULU
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>>609723113
you mad late to the party mah niggz
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>>609723185
stab cthulu in dick
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>>609723185
That's some pretty impressive MS painting tbh
>>
Brainwash Cthulhu to be a cuck trap
>>
worth the wait
>>
Pewdiepie conquers cthulu xD
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>>609722914
i graduated 3 years ago.
what do YOU do all day? sit in your room, playing pokemon and WoW, eating cheetos and pissing yourself?
kill yourself you pathetic waste of human
>>
>>609723185
Offer Cthulu a sloppy blowjob.
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>>609723185
fuck good artwork (serious)

uhh....octonigger gets eaten by cthulhu
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>>609723185
Cthulu summons god
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>>609723185
kraytos from god of war challenges kitlu to a fight
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>>609723185
Stab yourself
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put brain slug from futurama on cthulu
>>
>>609723185

Summon godzilla
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>>609723185
Have sex with cthulhu
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>>609723417
re roll
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>>609723185
CTHULU GIVES A MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH
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jesus appears eating coconut
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>>609723332
>>609723336
*sigh*
>>
>>609717146

Have repeated amazing sex with the black man.
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>>609723185
Sacrifice women to cthulu.
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>>609723185

Wake up

>it was all just a dream
>>
Octo-nigger conquers Cthulu
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>>609723444
oh shi-
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>>609723332
Rolling for this, because I want to see how this would work
>>
>>609723185
Sacrifice blonde to Cthulhu
>>
>>609723444
WINRAR???
>>
>>609723444
winrar
>>
>>609723444
Well.
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>>609723464
roll for this
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>>609723444
Oh shit m8
>>
>>609723185
convince Cthulu niggers are nonbelievers, nig gets dragged to the bottom of the ocean
>>
OP HERE, I AM DOING THE BRAIN SLUG NOW, BUT WILL BUMP IN NEW THREAD
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>>609723470
rollin for this
>>
>>609723444
winrar
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>>609723444
>>609723444
>>609723444
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>>609723639
link when do
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>>609723185
Counteract Cthulu by summoning Yog Sothoth
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>>609723444
Lmao
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>>609723639
Best thread on b
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>>609723359
>implying i play pokemon and WoW, eat cheetos and piss myself
>waste of human
Your gorillas are loose man
remember your place kiddo
>>
>>609723718
>>
>>>>609723718

>>>>>609723718

>>>>>>>609723718
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>>609723718
NEW THREAD EVERYBODY
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>609723938
>>609723938
>>609723938
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Kill Bitch and have a 3.1 some with nigger, guy, and dead bitch
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>>609723880
lel kiddo
kill yourself, theres no purpose to you besides being on /b/. thats not exactly a life-worthy acomplishment
>>
>>609723914
OP HERE GO TO THIS ONE
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