Well /b/, while participating in a "stick your dick in a console" thread someone brought to my attention my meatus (penis hole) looks like an abused vagina.
Dubs decide what I tell the doctor I've been doing to my penis that have cause it to irritate like that tomorrow when I get a check up.
Can be as much winrars as possible, trips I add all the different ways I have faped that probably cause it to look like that to the list.
>>609605929
timestamp, pencil in dick, post
>>609605929
well doc, i was feeling really horny one night and was consequently kinky as fuck. but all i could find was a nailfiler
>>609605929
Quite clearly you got your Girlfriend to stick her stiletto in there for sexual gratification, also that dickhole looks like it belongs on Angelina Jolies face, if she ever needs lip surgery your the guy to replace 'em.
>>609606331
Couldn't find a pencil.
>>609605929
I watched a Mikey Cyrus video
>>609606844
>>609605929
Draw two eyes above the hole. It would suit your dick perfectly
>>609606844
It's also weird how perfectly round it is, what race are you man?
>>609607186
ayy lmao
>>609607186
>>609607186
>>609607245
Mexican
>>609607186
Holy fucking kek, I just dropped to the floor laughing, and crying.
What the fuck am i doing with my life.
Hey my meatus looks a bit like that.
Shit, now I'm scared.
>>609607186
Top fucking kek.
>>609607186
HAHAHA
>>609607245
The roundness probably comes fro the fact i'm aiming it directly at the camera, i hope. It's weird enough that my dick looks like Angelina Jolie's face.
>>609606691
holy shit
>>609608435
somebody clip his dicklips into paint on angelina jolies face
if nobody else does i will
>>609608499
>>609607186
IM FUCKIN DYING
>>609607186
someone needs to just take the entire head and post it on Angelina Jolies head. Would be top kek
>>609607186
>>609607241
the same thing happened, someone did it, then someone asks, holy shit
>>609608499
>>609608650
/thread
>>609605929
LMFAOOOO I SAW YOUR POST IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD AND KEKED.
WHEN I SAW THIS I FUCKING DIED!!! MY SIDES DUDE!!!!
>Fucking won the internet
>>609605929
Tell you doctor you have been smearing marmelade on your penis and had your dog lick it off. Tongue was a little rough though, so thats where the injuries come from
>>609608499
dubs confirm
you must show this picture to the doctor
Not complete without googly eyes
>>609607186
jesus fuck
>>609609224
Ah, almost trips. Reroll
Keeps marble in dick hole all day
>>609608435
never really looked at mine straight on but I imagine it to be more oval shaped. Yeah just checked, oval. It's wider than it is tall.
>>609608499
I fucking told you, I'd have done it but my photoshop is fucked
>>609607186
OH MY FUCK MY SIDES
>>609605929
>>609608499
im fucking ded
>>609607186
cropped version better so people won't know what it is immediately
>>609609565
AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
>>609609565
OH GOD DAMMIT
>>609605929
>>609609639
Can you crop out this one?>>609609291
>>609608499
my turn
>>609607186
>>609610004
hahahahahaha
>>609610004
>>609608499
fucking brilliant, thank you based gods for making my vision come to life
>>609609639
Looks like a fish. Just needs some fins.
Someone screencap.
>>609610004
no the point of your quote was that there was ops penis lip shopped on
>>609605929
Glad I came to /b/ today
>>609605929
Tell the doctor you have been sticking live electrical cords on / in your penis. Like you took a lamp cord, cut it and stripped it to expose the wires. While it was plugged in, you inserted one lead into your penis via your pee hole, and then you completed tge circut via placing the other lead on the base of your shaft
>>609610308
are you retarded?
>>609607186
Does anyone has that "girl... let me whisper in your ear" thread? it was somewhat alike to OPs post
>>609610315
>>609610004
For fuck's sake someone screen cap.
And make sure to high light and show the stick your dick in console thread befor it 404's: >>609583157
>>609607186
Tell him you were sticking matchbox cars up there but couldn't get the school bus out
>>609610315
notbad
Aside from the fact that you have a vagina looking penis hole, how about you do something with that chewbaca fucking pubic hair. If you have a dick the same size as your thumb, shaving the hair will at least make it appear larger. Poor bastard.
someone screencap this
>>609610862
Reroll
Seriously... Am I the only one seeing the fact that his thumb is bigger than his dick? Holy fucking lord.... And dem pubes... Kek
>>609607186
J Lo is that you?
>>609610003
>>609607186
>>609609639
>>609611166
taco flavored keeeeses
>>609611392
>>609605929
I made it blue. I don't know why.
wew lad
>>609611392
Looks like fucking afroman
>>609611297
>>609611392
>Pool's closed motherfucker.
>>609611166
>>609610532
Reroll
>>609611577
>>609610862
Roll
>>609611743
Someone photoshop afrodick in this.
>>609611166
FUCKING LOST
>>609612207
Shit looks like it healed up.
>>609612301
Yes.This.
No really what did you do to it?
I have been scrolling past this thread for a while and thought it was a fleshlight
>>609612586
This
>>609605929
>>609612301
>>609607186
>>609607186
thats why im still here.
fucking sides reached
>>609612838
I AM FUCKING DONE
>>609612838
Fucking asshole, haha
Stick the dick lips on these
>>609612838
>>609613017
Back to tumblr, faggot.
>>609607186
So, are we going to find out what you're doing to your dick to make it look like that or not?
I got places to be.
>>609611582
>>609612838
Fucking genius anon.
>>609613487
Sonofa bitch, those are hardwood floors and that's a $5000 couch.
Toasting in epic bread.
>>609612838
we have a new meme guys
also somebody need to cap this
>>609605929
>>609610204
What's your dick hole doing on this nigger's face?
>>609613426
I find this image offensive, can you take it down please? if not, ill have to contact the moderators and/or owners of this place
>>609613426
>>609605929
Fucking legendary thread, tell me someone is screencapping this?
>>609605929
scientology did it
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/revoke-scientologys-tax-exempt-status
help guys what have i done
im serious guys, somebody has to cap this.
legit as fuck
It's beetus
>>609615542
this
>>609615200
https://4archive.org/b/thread/609605929
If no one does it will always be here^^^
Waiting for someone to screencap.
>>609615375
Now photoshop dick lips into their eyes.
Stuck a heroin needle from the sidewalk in the hole
>>609612838
this is too good
OP here, this thread brought tears to my eyes.
Thank you /b/
>>609612471
>>609612654
/thread
>>609616662
all i see are eels receding into rocks but i am not sure how i am supposed to express this feeling
>>609616662
Oh my god. You have actual Dick Lips.
>>609615611
Masterpiece
>>609617305
fuck that's good
>>609614353
>>609617305
Kek'd
Dubs and you become famous
>>609618071
Dubs and all of you lose the game
Tell him a friend of yours caught the clap.
He will then tell you to pull out your friend and we will have a look at him.
>>609615611
can we convince 4chan.org/x/ that this is an artists representation of a new species of alien that people have been reporting sightings of
Tell doc you like to perform urethral sounding in preparations for prostate exam. Tell him to perform urethral play.
"i fucked my video game controller for a bunch of strangers' on the internet entertainment"
>>609618834
That sadly could be the reason: >>609609291
>>609618834
people nowadays
>ithinkitshilarious
>>609615155
>>609619512
If he gets the blunt wet is that nigger lipping or dick lipping?
>>609606844
straight up looks like real lips
>>609605929
sharpie in penis
>>609610004
oh god please more of this. different people.
>>609621251
OH FUCK
>>609612838
Can soomeone phitoshop it so it says "meatus closed"?
>>609607186
Meem potential right here. Pretty dank
>>609622178
I hate you so goddamn much
fucking newfag
>>609621251
Damn I was trying to find that. Thought I had it.
All across the internet are guys staring at, and carefully tracing lines around OP's dick on their screens.
>>609605929
Put headphone plug in urethra
my urethra vagina gapes more
>>609625104
why even make fake pokemon cards?
mtg cards are so much more flexible
>>609607186
>>609626430
They're called love handles for a reason
>>609621251
kek
>>609611392
Oh my god
10/10
spread this image
>>609617305
What is this site?
Dear god OP, what have you started?
>>609627120
That should be a banner.
BASED OP IM DYING HERE
>>609611392
actually lold out loud at this one
Meme?
Meme.
>>609627692
You look like you grow some nice pubes.
>>609628143
some nice asian pubes
>>609628015
Penile acne
>>609605929
I'm surprised they didn't see that on Penis Inspection Day.
>>609618464
1 vote for this
what the fuck is happening in this thread?
>>609628813
I dont even
IT'S A BIRTH OF A NEW MEME