i dare /b/ to find the cringiest shit on the web and post it. here is my personal playlist i have created the ultimate weapon. this youtube playlist houses some of the most cringe shit on the internet. i have 2001 videos so far on it. i dare any of you to make it through all the way.
From the previous thread.
Top fucking kek, cringe thread are always YLYL for me
How is this possible ? Being this bad with girls
I found another Eric Leo video where he's screaming "I'm going to fuck your children to death" in a way very similar to the video which got him committed back in March. This one's fron October, he's in his car and the relevant bit occurs while he's waiting at a traffic light in Los Angeles while a whole bunch of people are crossing the street, and he openly says he doesn't care if they hear him threaten to rape childen to death.
The intense part starts around 6 minutes in.
Uber terminated his contract soon after this video, and he got committed one last time in Los Angeles before he moved back to Michigan.
In his videos now, he uses the acronym "CKR", as in child-killing rape, as though people who have seen his previous videos don't already know what it stands for.
This happened to me earlier in the week, it was pretty weird, she came out of nowhere and I don't like black girls.
Why the fuck did she try to call you? Bitch be overstepping the socially constructed boundaries of polite introductory text-based discourse.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>how can you even be racist toward me im german
Son, are you retarded?
>14 seconds in
I was just trying to see what she said, of course things like the knockout game and just niggers attitudes in general are racist, I was just trying to lure her into saying what she meant.
So has anyone made it to the end of this one yet?
I know, it's like he's a 6-year old trying on daddy's sunglasses for the first time.
Here's another video where Eric Leo threatens to rape kids to death in a legitimate court of law. Somebody should assemble an "Eric Leo will Fuck your Children to Death" supercut.
That's like saying "oh, the cockroaches will one day just pack their shit up and leave."
These fucks can't be exterminated. And I'm usually an advocate for 'whatever you do in your bedroom is your own business'... But no. Fuck this shit. I don't care if you're the nicest mother fucker on the planet, you keep this tumblr identification shit behind key.
It hasn't given anyone the freedom of expression to be who they are, it's only given these fuck asses permission to claw for attention with their grubby hands and thus entering a realm of autistic I wasn't even sure existed. Even those with actual autism, who are denied the ability to convey their thoughts without some form of outside aide, think these faggots need to burn in hell.
The way this world is going, we are ALL so fucked.
I turned into a neckbeard since that picture.
i am so fucking glad they didn't have social media when I was in school. i would've embarrassed myself so fucking bad.
>imagine a short kid dressed like the '90's undertaker who's really into dragonball z
You don't say... It's ok, you tried.
>mfw my gamer gunk catched fire
Writing was had as fuck to see. Seems like legit though. What a fucking hero.
>My dad keeps falling down the stairs
It's satire/bait, check the rest of the channel if you have aspergers and can't tell
Friends is what we are trying to solve here, but we only know the relevance between kawaii poses*3 to the rest of that shizzle. the true equation comes to the form -friends/10=((dignity/anime library)-kawaii pose)/3
thus leading to friends=-8(dignity/anime library)-kawaii pose))/3*10
We can also solve dignity from this equation.
Shit might be horribly wrong, but i am too tired to bother
That... I mean... This...
If this is real, I hope that kid never changes. And I hope he liberates himself from those "people" with firearms and an unwavering lack of empathy.
It was a retarded attempt to be funny. The picture is from like early 2013 because me and a m8 decided it was a great idea to mess with his ex and that glorious master piece was spawned from it. I was a absolute retard when i was younger.
he is ugly as fuck, though we don't see enough backstory to tell he's cringy.
In the pic below he kinda looks like a fat Carrottop.. perhaps his talents lie within the entertainment industr
Oh God I'd literally fuck the shit out of her. Force feed her my dick to compensate, y'know? Then fuck her until both hips break.
AT LEAST WARN US YOU FAGGOT
It should be legal to burn these people to death...
I feel like he's trying to recruit me into Scientology...
>mfw a 13 year old autistic child is going to have a heart attack when thousands of 4channers watch his videos, making him think he's actually going to be famous
Like for real, he's gonna shit himself.
not really a screencap, but it was something
>don't ignore me you rancid swine
fucking lost my sides for minutes
Is she remotely attractive? If she's decent looking, and she's not retarded, give it a shot.
Have a taste, dude. Don't miss an opportunity. Not like you're going to marry her,
What? It was a reference to what he said in the video... How was that meant to be edgy? Do you know what that even means?
That is the saddest thing Iv'e seen today...
Here's my cringe story
>be me 20 minutes ago
>stop at my favourite pizza place
>3 niggers harassing the nice girl at counter
>I'm standing there having me a giggle
>nigger makes eye contact
>make eye contact to prove I'm not scared
>nigs finally leave
>order pizza slice
>look out window
>this guy is a brony furry goth
Got real excited because someone saved and posted something that i made a few months back, then i started to feel like a little twat because i could have fucked up someones life outside of the internet. . . .
i can live with myself, it is a little bit shit anyway.
You wanna play with your mario games
I had a big raims is a big taims cause mario might be super but im super duper
with a big tuper
cause no ones going to hit it like me
Casue mario has a big C
but i got the A+ on that test cause its a big mess
mario might be superman, but im going to have a big tan
he mighta went to the past and to the future, but im gunna make a new game how to nuture
man mario cant play dat t-dubs on the may
man you want to hit it down with the big town
man you cant be like the big brown
my boy emula he has insemula, man its nothing emo once they get together they going be the team
of the mean
you see my boy Seth he can rap like the meth
thats on the test
man you cant even hit it with the big mess
man you cant beat em because hes gunna see em
man, you gunna hit it down with the big town im gunna make it round
i had a big town with the A-town
I came from a place named charlote, my boy Kevin bought a lot
he gunna hit it down like a bratamatch
he can skateboard like the top boy Tony Hawk
but you think Tony Hawks so cool, well Kevins got the toilet of the foilet
he gunna unfold it like the toilet, once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome
but its gunna be a toss em up between my boy kevin and that man
and ... seeing that today is the day dat i wanna play the game
with the big mrain, im gunna show you whats up and not up
because its going down in my town
you write me down in your books cause im gunna have the hooks, of thee big tooks
man, all the ladies want me
but its gunna be the game to play the rain of the mario
see he has a princess but i get all the others hot princesses he wants one i want all the others
cause hes gunna be a sucka, see im the pimpin man of the big ran
and, you wanna be in the band
well ill be your main man
to get you out of that rant
because its coming down with the town
everybodys knows theys gunna be found in the town the found round, play this boys
cause its nothing with the toys
time to quit playing with your toys
cause mario aint even atario
you wanna play with gabario?
i have the toys with the moise and everybody knows its coming down with the toys
of the boys
man, my boys dont even play with games anymore
there on their reigns with no games
man, you wanna hit it down with the town i had the big brown
i had the big tow of A-bound
i rebound that ball and shoot it
im gunna make it because in the top t-t-t-t-t-top dog!
man, when they want something good they come to me
cause im gunna be like the sea fast and nice
but im gunna make it hit up like the little spice?
>in some art appreciation class (fucking gen eds right?)
>towards end of semester we're talking about WWII
>teach is asking questions about WWII
>kid starts talking
>one girl doesn't know the difference between world war one and two
>one guy thinks the nazis were russian
>I'm sitting in the corner cringing
>I keep listening, people are jumping in and saying all sorts of wrong shit
>these are the same people who think math is useless and no one will ever need it in real life so like why even learn it right?
>realize I'm the only one cringing because no one else knows dick about history
>the teachers face was a mixture of pain, disappointment, and relief that he can finally retire in a few years and he'll probably be dead before my generation runs the country into the ground
gonna be honest that's fucking boss, like if he had hidden away from it, it would be cringe but then he just "fuck it guys im iron man " he totally tony stark'd that motherfuker
those are some of the bluntest swords i have ever seen, or some weak as hitting from them.
I know it requires amense force to chop limps off but really. they hit him like 50 times and he's still hanging in there.
IIT. Your favorite intellectuals
>Neil DeGrasse Tyson
How the fuck did none of you seriously notice the watermark in the bottom left? this is obviously fake
Alright faggots, I've seen a lot of beta and alpha threads lately and I wanna set the record straight here and now.
I am both Alpha and Omega son, the beginning and the end, the first and the motherfuckin last. All these bitches come askin for my water, and I give the bitches their water. Is that alpha or is it omega? Fuckin idiots, it's both, you know why? Because I'm both and I don't even have to try. So while you're on here jackin off to furry porn and scat let this be a reminder that I'm better than you in every way, in both awesomeness and patheticness.
I Sexually Identify As An Attack Helicopter. Ever Since I Was A Boy I Dreamed Of Soaring Over The Oilfields Dropping Hot Sticky Loads On Disgusting Foreigners. People Say To Me That A Person Being A Helicopter Is Impossible And I'm Fucking Retarded But I Don't Care, I'm Beautiful. I'm Having A Plastic Surgeon Install Rotary Blades, 30 Mm Cannons And AMG-114 Hellfire Missiles On My Body. From Now On I Want You Guys To Call Me "Apache" And Respect My Right To Kill From Above And Kill Needlessly. If You Can't Accept Me You're A Heliphobe And Need To Check Your Vehicle Privilege. Thank You For Being So Understanding.