I have a question for you perverts of /b/ How do you even go

>Implying they go outside

>>608917095
I live in a country where all women are ugly as fuck.

>>608917221
LMAO

>>608917095
Can't remember the last time I was exposed to natural light

>>608917095
Man the harpoon!

>>608917095
I don't wear pants

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>>608917095
Because I have sex alot

>>608917221
>they

We're in this together

>>608917926
>because I masturbate a lot
Fixed it for you

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>>608918094
Whatever makes you feel better comrade

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>>608918225

I mean I've seen some 10/10 babes out here today but I don't see how you queers who jack off to traps and cheese pizza could contain yourself

>>608917095
>/b/
>Beach
Pic one

>>608917495
Murica?

>>608917095

Beach... that a pornsite or something?

>>608918988
I'm on /b/ on the beach

>>608917095
What's the problem if you do? I've jizzed at the beach once or twice... nobody noticed... I think.

>>608919154
/B/each

>>608917095
By jizzing in your mums pants.

>>608919219
This is the type of person OP is talking about

>>608917095
Guaranteed 90% of /b/ has never left their house in five or more years. I'd worry about getting them out the front door long before I'd worry about them being unable to function on a normal social level.

>>608917495
That'll be Scotland then.

I do it in the pool
I like to see my cum in peoples hair / face

>>608919306
What do you mean?

>>608919404
Everyone pees and dookies in pools so it's no biggie.

>>608917095
> implying i don't jizz my pant everytime i go outside

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>>608919484
I mean pic related

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>>608919404

I bury myself in sand

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Faggots

I don't go to the beach. I like hiking and mountain climbing. Very few bikinis to be seen doing either activity. Beaches are all about getting skin cancer, sun burnt, sand in everything, and salt water on you. Rocky beaches in moderate and cold climates are nice to sit out on and watch the ocean but all this MTV Spring Break type of beach worship is really little more than an excuse to get black out drunk and act irresponsibly.

>>608919707
Is it really such a big deal?

>>608917095
Go into the water chest deep, beat off, get out of water.

>>608920064
>the sun doesn't exist beyond sea level
Oh, /b/. Never change.

>>608920064
I'm at a beach right now in south Carolina that has a very nice climate and not very many college kids that are drunk, but the occasional slut wearing a skimpy bikini. I enjoy it.

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That's a good question.
Even when I go with my gf (8.5/10) I can't stop staring and taking pictures of all the girls, especially the teenagers.

>>608920699
I've taken a few pictures myself today out here. I can't resist

>>608920699
Mooods

>>608920699
Also checked

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>>608920699
by the way - the breastfeeding pic is OC so save and share!

>>608917095
>go to beach
>get hard on
>come back home
>ask fiancé to help me out with it
>doesn't refuse because we're engaged

Being engaged and living near the beach is the life

>>608920966
Get the fuck out of my thread

>>608920699
They're practically asking for it. Do get caught though. I like to stand back and use a DSLR with a 50mm to 300mm zoom. Am I taking pictures of boats or boobs? Who knows. Carry a spare SD card you can swap out if you're worried about getting busted by anyone.

>>608921018
You lucky bastard.

>>608921266
There are no boats around here.. I guess I'm taking photos of the ocean

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>>608917095
Implying it's possible not to?

>>608921515
Hmmm. Seagulls?

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>>608920966
this picture is from facebook. I don't think 4chan is more strict than facebook.

If it's against the rules please let me know

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>>608921266
I use a 70-200/2.8 with a 1.7x teleconverter.

Pic related.

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Just took this photo, as you can see there isn't much around

>>608922028
Idk why it got flipped sideways

>>608922090
cuz you'r near equator faggot

>>608922337
What, I'm in SC

>>608922002
Gold! Man, being married and all, I don't get much time out there anymore...

>>608917095
because I have a gf who likes to wear leggings. I get ass enough that I don't loose my mind when I see... wait a minute, I still do loose my mind when I see hot girls. Nvm

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I live on the beach and I've been around girls in tiny bikinis my entire life. If you grow up around it, it's really not that big of a deal. I can see how some of you guys who have never seen a girl in real life might explode though.

It's like impossible to get hard at the beach. Fucking sand.

I don't jizz my pants, I put my hoodie over me, fap carefully until a girl passes by when it's less busy. Jizz in front or on girl if I can, and run.

>>608917095
Who said I dont fap on the beach

>>608923492
Do you at least record it

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>>608922782
It's a fun hobby, but unfortunately I don't get as much time to do it as much as I used to.

>>608923714
I do, but not online

>>608923492
No fucking way you do this.

>>608923492
Who you think you are the black ninja

>>608924251
Kek

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>>608917095
what i want to know is how i would go to a nude beach without "pointing" at all the hotties....