Im bsby sitting two 10 year old shitcunts
69 decides what i do
Theyre behind the doors
Fuck you im not doing shit with the cops ill fucking do something i can get away with like burning the house down
Leave the house without saying a word, then head out to a forest to live outside for the rest of your life.
So did you forcibly lock them in the closet, or...? And was this before or after being in the closet?
If this is 69, rummage through their parents' stuff and just throw their crap everywhere.
try to make some kind of desserts for yourself and them, with whatever you have in your house. use stuff like crackers with peanut butter and chocolate or boil some sugar and i dont know maple syrup and coat the crackers with it just be creative
Take a shit in the bath tell each of them it was the other but they are embarrassed so not to say anything, leave it there untill parents return and watch the two go bat shit accusing each other
Pour them two glasses of lemonade, and sneak some bleach into the drinks. Tell them to run to their rooms for a surprise, and when they do, drink both lemonades and kill yourself for being a huge faggot.
Op will not deliver today. I dont feel like a cunt so im just gunna buy them some pizza. Fuck all you faggots