MOM and son, PICs INCOMING
Surely OP has a plan, something like "My phone got stolen" I mean, no one said those pictures were new
god take your time op
I dont even know what im doing I dont even find m mom super attractive.
seriously though are you drunk/high?
this is fucking hilarious thanks for the larfs
OP, please wank that cock and then send a picture of your cum covered stomach. She needs to see you're serious about her.
I'm so done, I love how you're trying to salvage this in the worst way possible
Ask to see her breasts so you don't feel so silly for showing her your penis.
Come on OP, explain it will prevent things becoming completely one sided and awkward between you in the future.
Based on her replies she will consider it, if you play it right.
>he thinks this will not have bad repercussions
You mom realized just now that his son is a kind of retard, too horny like a rapist. She will never trut you, maybe she will still love you, it it will not be the same anymore. And maybe there would be the day she tells your father.
What does ur mom look like op?
I feel like we may be hitting a wall here.
follow-up with a second dick pic. It's what jesus would want
Say "I want to be inside you." followed by more dick pics.
You are right. Stop talking about it for now. let it sink in with her over the next few days.
If you push it then you will force her into doing something about it which would be like an intervention which would be the worst thing ever.
Don´t worry OP keep pushing SHE HAS NO PROOF IT WAS YOU, do whatever, you can always fix it later
he's got more balls than I do.
I would just stare at my mom's pussy (she would walk naked in front of us, no biggie).
I would try to maneuver myself around behind her in case she bent over so I could see her lips, but no, she would always bend down lady-like and fuck it all up for me
Tell her the truth, Anon.
Tell her you got two numbers which were the same at the end of a post you made on the internet and some anonymous strangers you've never met told you to send a picture of your penis to your mother, so you did.
I'm sure she'll understand.
I feel sorry for your mom for having a beta autistic fat son
gaw damn OP. props for trying.
my ex and i toyed around with the idea of having a threesome. we literally talked about it for fucking two years. one time her mom came up as a potential partner. long story short, she showed her mom a pic of my dick and apparently she was all into it. never happened, though.
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dont lisen to them stop at least for now especially if you dont find your mom to attractive
its good to know when to quit
or at least wait couple days and look how it will evolve
you still a hero /b/ro
YOUR FONE WAS STOLEN DONT WORRY!!!
OP changes friend contact to Mom, guarantees replies
Can't believe you faggots are even buying into this fake bullshit
maybe if you had a nicer dick than your daddy
your momma would been like
ayy gimmie de dick booyo
what if his dad montiors his wifes phone. dad will kill his son. just like lions who kill their sons or chase them out, cause they know tgat the son will want to take over and fuck the mom tomake babies. hopefully nature will take its course here.
OP, I will remember you, and honour what you have done here today.
at least for a day or two, then I might forget or move on. Anyway, thank you!
Why are you doing this to yourself anon
this shit won't work. he called her mom. you think some faggot who stole the phone would 1) bother to ask the contact "mom" for nudes 2) call her mom if they decided to go through with 1
it won't be fucking obvious that it is an excuse
you are not very good at this, are you anon?
just throw your phone somewhere in the street where people are bound to find it and give you back somehow (like university library)
then don't say shit to her
Maybe real, maybe fake. It is impossible to say either way because OP hasn't provided proof of authenticity or did anything stupid enough to make it apparent that it is a clear fake.
All I know is that eventually I will close this thread and not care either way.
It's ok, OP's not done yet... right OP? One final dick pick before your mother completely snaps?
Ive decided to go all the way... I may go to jail. Nice knowing ya B
if they wanted to ruin his life like he is now, then yes.
1, wipe phone
2. walk down street, stop at a coffee shop or park bench, set phone down, walk away.
3. go home, say fuuuck i gotta get a new phone
4. get new phone upgrade!
5. later, when your mom's had sucking your dick rolling around in the back of her mind for a few weeks, get free BJ's.
That was... interesting. Let me tell you something: I appreciate how fucking much you put on the line.
And if my senses don't deceive me, for a second there, you had the spark of a chance, too. Too bad you screwed up by saying too much.
I have no words.
The issue is he's issuing no proof and no one's demanding it. Tits or GTFO is an age old method of quickly establishing proof, for example. Nowadays kids here just believe everything
But sometimes it does happen, just because there is no proof at the time doesn't mean it is not happening now as we post but I know what you mean.
ITT: we watch OP's descent into a complete mental breakdown
>disgusting looking weenis
goddammit op, you mangy fucker
when sending a dickpic, have some fucking pride
Shave your shit, get it at least 50% hard, and shoot it from the side or slightly below.
whatever fag, it's good OC and entertaining. Might be real, might be a wind up, either way OP committed to it and I personally enjoyed it. Sure as fuck beats the doubles and YLYL cancer that passes for /b/ most days.
well formed explaination sentence you drunk shit
Well that's a bit of a curveball.
I dont know how to handal what I have started here.
looks like someone hasn't made it with his mom before. Virgin!
oh fucking shit man