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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIu EO3AbCNw MOM and son, PICs INCOMING

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIuEO3AbCNw

MOM and son, PICs INCOMING
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWgYGRJ-yE0
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>>606876598
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>>606876598
C'mon, mom, don't you love me?
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Seriously, good luck Mathew
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>>606876598
Have we all migrated to this thread yet?
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Damn.. You're in shit m8. Let's get your mum naked though.
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>>606876598

fake. from thread >>606862559

he just changed contact to say "mom" but it's not his mother
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>>606876989
Last one is closed by now, tried to tell the niggers to migrate, but i think they missed
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do it faggot
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is this the new thread for the dude and his mom texting lol
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>>606876598
good luck mathew!
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OP is kill? Other thread is dead

WHAT HAPPENED MOM?
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>>606876865
HAHA! Polish cunts. So fucking poor
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>>606877041
Highly possible this isn't fake faggot
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>>606877041
Prove it
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OP GET BACK IN HERE!!
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>>606877089
Si señor
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>>606877041
Sure fucking sounds like it's his mother. Some gay fag wouldn't write shit like that
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>>606876598
OP GET BUSY POSTING!!! DON'T DARE CALLING, TRY AND GET THE NOODLES
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>>606877267
you must be new on /b/
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>>606877143

he has yet to call her mom

>>606877267

until I see proof, I called it in the last thread. Fake as fuck
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>>606877364
Keep believing. OP is out
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>>606877063
Serious question anon, at any point do you plan on aborting mission and make up some elaborate lie that'll get you out of this ditch you just dug yourself?
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>>606877411
At least i hope niggers wouldn't do stuff like that. I just keep on believing... Holding on to the feeling.
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tell her you will call if she showsfirst
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>People believe this is real
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>>606876413
anon here
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>>606877488
I'm not the guy who send the dick pics. I didn't even roll in the original thread, i only stayed for >>606876598 possibly becoming gold.
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If you read this comment wish good luck to Matthew.
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>>606876598

hey OP, say, "But mom I love you"
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>>606877683
Yeah, you're fucked mate
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>>606877683
Wonderful!
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>>606877683
OOoooh holly shit you actually came back
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>>606877683
that's a good mom, keeps her cool, just wants to help her mentally damaged son
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>>606877683
inb4 she flips out and dad gets in this
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tell her show you something and you will awnser you need this bad tell her >>606877683
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>>606877683
you are my hero!!!
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>>606877683
Text her back like "Mary you weren't acting like this a few nights ago :P" unless your mom's name is Mary then go Maggie or some shit like that.
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interested in outcome, bumping. Soldier on OP
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>>606877683
"Ok, no pics, want the real deal?"
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so she called and you didn't answer?

post call history
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>>606877683
"i once spied on you in the shower. i liked it very much"
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Surely OP has a plan, something like "My phone got stolen" I mean, no one said those pictures were new
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>>606877683
There is no saving this now, keep sending dick pics
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>>606878106
>>606878106
THIS
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Am I the only one that thinks the next logical step is to send her an asshole pic?
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>>606878323
that would ruin it
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>>606878323
I would like to see this. Also my asshole itches. Didn't wipe good.
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>>606878323
There is no logic in this thread..... but rolling for this
check em
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>>606878323
Fuck that

More cocks
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>>606878323
why not at this point
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god take your time op
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>>606877683
>>606877786
>>606877792
>>606877808
>>606877861
>>606877992
>>606877996
>>606878021
>>606878082
>>606878106
>>606878323
I dont even know what im doing I dont even find m mom super attractive.
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>>606878082
this this this
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>>606877683
"bitch please"
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>>606878752
funny if it's true, the rest of your life will be awkward with her. But I tend to believe it's fake
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>>606878752
dude if that isn't fake, congratz
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>>606878552
Mine 2 just had wipe #2
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>>606878752
show pic of mom
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>>606878752

> "mom"

God damnit, OP, say this or you're a fucking faggot, "but mom I love you"

otherwise you're a fake fucking faggot
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>>606878752
Godspeed anon, you've probably fucked up the bond between mother and son, but you have my respect.
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>>606878752
oh.
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>>606878752
please post her reply!
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>>606878752
guilt her into sex. Make her feel so terrible about the way she reacted.

I can get behind this
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>>606878752
do this >>606878082
just add whatever you need to make it fit in. like
"thats all" in the end as an explenation
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>>606878891
yeah

"send me yours, mom"
and post the reply
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>>606878878
I been picking at it. I worry that I'll find a tapeworm.
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>>606878752
This, fucking this! --> >>606878886
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>>606878886
this
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>>606878752
seriously though are you drunk/high?

this is fucking hilarious thanks for the larfs
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>>606878752
Maybe she needs a little to be convinced and she just acts her role. Keep trying, you've fucked up your relationship with her by now anyways.
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No woman could live up to you mom. I can only imagine being sexual with you.
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>>606879034
Dude got dubs
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>>606878752
Bit harsh she called your dick horrendous.
It's true like, but she's your mum n'all.
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This shit is funny, but we need to see the mom to know if worth is there!
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>>606878891
this is so retarded, as if he's messaging someone real who is not his mom? this doesn't even make any sense
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>>606879086
kek
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>>606878752
Ok. I'll stop of you show me your tits, I promise.
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Rate my cock mom
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OP here it was actually a friend of mine you guys are so gullible.

bye lmao
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>>606878886
this bro
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>>606878752
dude you gotta act like you don't know it's your mom. Otherwise you will no longer have a family.
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Ok. l'll stop of you show me your tits, I promise.
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>>606879096 fucking kek'd
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>>606879179
Proof works both ways faggot
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OP here it was actually a friend of mine you guys are so gullible and I'm a hugs fagget

bye lmao
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>>606878752
Send her a fapping vid, Trust.
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>>606879134

yes, probably a friend or sister or something. he hasn't used any names or anything in either thread, just generic shit
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>>606879179
>implying this isn't more fake
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OP, please wank that cock and then send a picture of your cum covered stomach. She needs to see you're serious about her.
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OP here it was actually my friend S.Tiil Bihms

Bayyy lmao
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>>606878752
Keep sending pics anon, you're awesome!
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>>606879451
HAHA this
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>>606879291
nigga
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>>606879411
you think he's faking the conversation with his mom but it's actually with his sister? that wouldn't really be fake
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OP here its fake trust me
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>>606879476
Are u J.T Fi-ul?
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>>606879568
Post chat with reply as ayyyy lmao
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This is more fun when it's a cousin.
Parents are too risky.
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OP here, those guys are faking me, I'm diddling myself with my dildo, going to send her the video
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Op youre gonna be in the hall of fame
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>>606879887
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>>606879651
why yes, nice to meelt you
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>>606879887
That's because maternal guilt.
You can probably coax something sexual out of her if you just play on the guilt card.
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>>606879887
Keep pushing. Send more cock.
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>>606879887
Shiet
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>>606879887
I don't like the way this is going. Please send her another dick picture. Then maybe claim it was an accident, but send her another after that.
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>>606879887
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>>606879887
ask her out for dinner just you two or something, then you know if theres any chance
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>>606879887
Toastin on epic bread

Ask her if she wants the D
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>>606879887
ask if she liked it
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>>606879887
it wont escalate if you tell her
"its just that i once spied on you in the shower. and ever since then i just want to see more"
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>>606879887
I'm so done, I love how you're trying to salvage this in the worst way possible
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>>606879887
send another one SEND ANOTHER ONE
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>>606879887

Ask to see her breasts so you don't feel so silly for showing her your penis.

Come on OP, explain it will prevent things becoming completely one sided and awkward between you in the future.

Based on her replies she will consider it, if you play it right.
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>>606880090
This
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>>606879887
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>>606879887
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>>606880048
Like: Do you think my penis is ok for girls?
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>>606879887
Thank christ, your job here is done mighty anon.
Get your mum something nice for Easter.
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>>606879887
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>>606880090
thats great
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>>606879887
Asj her she felt seeing her boy had grown into a man. If positive send more cock
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>>606880201
that would be interesting
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Hey>>606879887
text>>606880090
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>>606880048
Bumping this shit right here
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>>606879887
>he thinks this will not have bad repercussions

You mom realized just now that his son is a kind of retard, too horny like a rapist. She will never trut you, maybe she will still love you, it it will not be the same anymore. And maybe there would be the day she tells your father.
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>>606879887
The way she said "You shouldnt just send it but talk to me about it"... I dunno what you guys think but to me it really sounds like she'd consider it
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>>606876413

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg
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>>606880292
>>606879887

this this
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>>606879887

Send her a pic of your ass then ask if she wants to be balls deep in it.

Wait a moment, then apologize and say it was meant for your dad.
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>>606880090
Typical hentai line
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>>606879887
you gon fuck her 2nite man
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>>606880364
The father would probably just laugh his ass off
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>>606880435
i doubt she will notice
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>>606880090
THIS
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>>606880384
consider
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>>606879887
ask her if you can get a new dick if you have the original receipt.
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>>606880479
Or kill him.
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>>606880384
I find it suspicious too, VERY
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Just send more cock and ask her what she thines of it.
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Ask her if you're bigger than your dad
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Op come on text her, she will give up the goods to you.
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Thanks /b/ u made my day :D
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>>606880090
fuck it op go all in with this
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start the waterworks and open up to her
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>>606876598
What does ur mom look like op?
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ANYONE SCREENSHOTTED PREVIOUS THREAD AND THIS THREAD?

PLEASE SOME ONE DO EET WE NEED IT
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Anyone archive the last thread? i missed it.
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>>606880730
I concur.
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>>606880231
>those fucking God of War letters
Fucking KEK
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>>606879887
I feel like we may be hitting a wall here.
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>>606880932
hahahahahaha
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>>606880932
just send another one
plz plz
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>>606880932
keep sending dick pics until she calls the police
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>>606880932
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>>606880932
No Send more cock
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Tell her tits or GTFO
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>>606880932
its done. dont continue. you wont go any further . well gg i like you op
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>>606880932
follow-up with a second dick pic. It's what jesus would want
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>>606881032
+
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>>606880932
post some pics from her
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>>606880932
it is normal to want to get back to your mom's vagina , it's a cruel world out here
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>>606880932
>inb4 she tells the rest of the family members and you are disowned
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ASSHOLE PIC NOW!
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>>606880932
Say "I want to be inside you." followed by more dick pics.
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>>606880932
Save the pics, have a "talk", try to bang her, start a new thread later.
This is your best course of action.
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post her nu,ber here and we will all send our penises lol
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>>606880932
"You are done right now.
No more!"
"(another dick pic without saying anything)"

it would be so fucking hilarious
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>>606880932

You are right. Stop talking about it for now. let it sink in with her over the next few days.

If you push it then you will force her into doing something about it which would be like an intervention which would be the worst thing ever.
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>>606880932
Ran out of luck? Send more cock
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"Do you think that my penis is normal? I am nervous sleeling with other girls because I am afraid they will laugh at me...Need advice!"
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>>606880932
Don´t worry OP keep pushing SHE HAS NO PROOF IT WAS YOU, do whatever, you can always fix it later
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>>606881088
You are late here, that was already the second lmao
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>>606880932

he's got more balls than I do.

I would just stare at my mom's pussy (she would walk naked in front of us, no biggie).

I would try to maneuver myself around behind her in case she bent over so I could see her lips, but no, she would always bend down lady-like and fuck it all up for me
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More cock. Then she will keep talking.
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Most based OP of the month.
Great thread.
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Tell her the truth, Anon.

Tell her you got two numbers which were the same at the end of a post you made on the internet and some anonymous strangers you've never met told you to send a picture of your penis to your mother, so you did.

I'm sure she'll understand.
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>>606881194
you sound like an average american schoolgirl
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>>606881050
"You are a winner" << the sarcastic speechmarks make that better
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>>606881174
This
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>>606880932
I feel sorry for your mom for having a beta autistic fat son
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>>606881344
HAHAHAHAHA DO IT !!!
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>>606881191
This.
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>>606881194
>>606880932

Wait 3 days (like Jesus did) and send her another dick pic.

Start new thread so we can follow along with the home game
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>606880932
Either give it up and make up a bullshit excuse, or do what this anon said
>>606880140
Either way, post pics of your mum, there doesn't need to be a face pic.
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>>606881344
lol
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>>606881344
dubs confirm our sick lifestyle
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>>606880932
say "ok babe"
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>>606881344
>dubs

So when are you gonna text a dick pic to your mom?
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>>606881511
After you :)
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>>606881511
Wrong thread m8, that was the last one.
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>>606881511
aw the irony
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Pics of mom plz, thats twice I've asked nicely
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>>606881294
>I would just stare at my mom's pussy
>no biggie
>I would try to maneuver myself around behind her

nice denial m8
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>>606881172
Rollin' Dubs 4 dis..
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>>606881344
>I'm sure she'll understand.
got me there... are we really insane?
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>>606881500

this
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i think we need more rolls and (hopefully) more participants
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>>606881549
Yes, the irony of that post is remarkable. I'm considering taking a screenshot of it. Good thing this is no longer a "roll dubs, send dick pic to your mom" thread.
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>>606880932
gaw damn OP. props for trying.

my ex and i toyed around with the idea of having a threesome. we literally talked about it for fucking two years. one time her mom came up as a potential partner. long story short, she showed her mom a pic of my dick and apparently she was all into it. never happened, though.
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With a sister would have been smoother and who knows
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>>606881626
It does sound a bit strange when you write it down and read it back.
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tfw no pics of OP's mom
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>>606881669
sounds like you missed out big time
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what is winrar roll?
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>>606881299
Winrar
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>>606881655
>>606881655

You said it, kek
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>>606881707
INSTA KEK
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>>606881666
nice trips
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OP, send mom a pic of you cumming.
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>>606881888
>dem 8s
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>>606881344
this
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>>606881888
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN. Do it OP.
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>>606881888
JUST ASKING FOR DO IT
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>>606881773
she has like 42DD kek
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>>606876413
introducing 4chan's new meem!
Futa Frank!

>Sees a post you like
"Thanks futa frank!"
>ebic meem
"Thanks futa frank!"
>nice song
"Thanks futa frank!"

Spread the word fellow /b/rothers!
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>>606881888
Trips, do it OP, god wills it
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>>606881655
jesus christ
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>>606881992
that's a very manly name for such a feminine penis
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>>606881888
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We are witnessing history today if it turns out to be legit.
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>>606881888
yassssssssssssss
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>>606882181
thanks futa frank
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>>606882316
If it's legit, this post will be doubles.
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>>606880932
dont lisen to them stop at least for now especially if you dont find your mom to attractive

its good to know when to quit

or at least wait couple days and look how it will evolve

you still a hero /b/ro
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>>606881992
thanks futa frank
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Cum on her panties and send her a pic
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>>606876413
Ive already fucked my life I think
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this fucking thread
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>>606882416
fucking hell. Second time doubles have been ruined by 16 for me.
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>>606882517
It's too late for an escape plan. You need to go into damage control.
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>>606882517
hahahaaaaaa! Wow OP
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>>606882517
You should apologize and wait it out.
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>>606882517
threaten suicide, she will 100% give you one
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>>606882517
Do this >>606881888 and say "Ok, I'm finished"
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>>606882517
trips OP

>>606881888
>>606881888
>>606881888
>>606881888
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>>606882517
an hero now, its the only solution
>>
>>606882527
Both posts ended in 16, that surely counts as a double.
>>
>>606882661
No she won't.
>>
>>606882517
God bless you anon
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>>606882517
Send her another dick pic, and ask her if she likes
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>>606882517

Told you to wait OP, now look.
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>>606882670
HAHA
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>>606882517

Keep going, we all believe in you.

100 No's and a Yes means Yes.
>>
>>606882517
YOUR FONE WAS STOLEN DONT WORRY!!!
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>>606882517
throw phone away + say it was stolen = life success
>>
>>606882730
This
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>>606882715
I think so. Idk
So far this seems to be pretty legit.
captcha: foRAP
>>
>>606882517

jesus dude. Even the most beta among us knew when to pull out. You're bordering on gamma
>>
>>606882517
this is now a cringe thread
>>
>>606882670
roll ofr dis
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>>606882866
>beta
>pull out
exactly

go for it op!
merciless dick pic spamming and ur sure to get that pussy
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>>606882811
>phone stolen
>picture of a white dick
Realistic.
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>>606876413
ITT:
OP changes friend contact to Mom, guarantees replies

Can't believe you faggots are even buying into this fake bullshit
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maybe if you had a nicer dick than your daddy
your momma would been like
ayy gimmie de dick booyo
>>
what if his dad montiors his wifes phone. dad will kill his son. just like lions who kill their sons or chase them out, cause they know tgat the son will want to take over and fuck the mom tomake babies. hopefully nature will take its course here.
>>
>>606882866
How many betas send dick pics to Milfs. This guy is alpha to the max
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>>606882517
OP, I will remember you, and honour what you have done here today.

at least for a day or two, then I might forget or move on. Anyway, thank you!
>>
>call her cell from public phone (pay phone or library)
>mom did i leave my phone (insert place here)
>i think i might have lost it, can you call it for me?
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>>606883077
fucking kek
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>>606882517
Why are you doing this to yourself anon
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>>606883077
rip op
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>>606883108
Kinda a life saving option.
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>>606883094
>>
>>606883077
quick OP, fuck your mom and make babies before your father kills you

Be the lion inside you! Be the king of the jungle!
>>
>>606883108
this shit won't work. he called her mom. you think some faggot who stole the phone would 1) bother to ask the contact "mom" for nudes 2) call her mom if they decided to go through with 1
>>
>>606883108
refer to
>>606883044
>>
>>606883052
People here have no concept of reality. You think they care that it's probably fake? They just want to shitstorm, fake or not
>>
>>606883108
yeah
like
it won't be fucking obvious that it is an excuse

you are not very good at this, are you anon?

just throw your phone somewhere in the street where people are bound to find it and give you back somehow (like university library)
then don't say shit to her
>>
>>606883094
this
>>
>>606882517
Tell her her loving son is making the request and it shouldnt be unreasonable for a loving mother to send nude pics
>>
>>606883044
he just gotta say the pics where saved on his phone
>>
>>606883334
well shit i don't send my dick to my mom now do i?
>>
>TFW OP actually just has deep seeded issues and then is actually having a mental breakdown. His mother will realize this and get him a therapist
>>
>>606883052

Maybe real, maybe fake. It is impossible to say either way because OP hasn't provided proof of authenticity or did anything stupid enough to make it apparent that it is a clear fake.

All I know is that eventually I will close this thread and not care either way.
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>>606883094
It's ok, OP's not done yet... right OP? One final dick pick before your mother completely snaps?
>>
>>606883547
wise words
>>
>>606883547
thats why if theres no proof it didnt happen.
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>>606876413
Ive decided to go all the way... I may go to jail. Nice knowing ya B
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>>606883289
if they wanted to ruin his life like he is now, then yes.
>>
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>>606883297
Well then that's just sad.
>>
>>606883476
with this kind plan of yours you better not

you sound like those kids that fart then ask whodunit
>>
>>606883631
haha
>>
>>606883631
that dick is retarded looking. The jew that did your circumcision was a little hungrier than normal.
>>
>>606876413
ok anon.

1, wipe phone
2. walk down street, stop at a coffee shop or park bench, set phone down, walk away.
3. go home, say fuuuck i gotta get a new phone
4. get new phone upgrade!
5. later, when your mom's had sucking your dick rolling around in the back of her mind for a few weeks, get free BJ's.
>>
>>606883631
i bet hes just ultrahornymode right now and when hes finished fapping the regrets of a lifetime will arrive
>>
>>606883631
send pics to her of your coom dingus, she wants the moneyshot
>>
>>606883631
>mom don't send nudes
>mom put me in jail

Shitty mom...
>>
>>606882517
That was... interesting. Let me tell you something: I appreciate how fucking much you put on the line.

And if my senses don't deceive me, for a second there, you had the spark of a chance, too. Too bad you screwed up by saying too much.
>>
>>606883297
no they think its real and they are probably 12.
>>
>>606883631
I want to believe so bad Op...so bad. Pic of mom would help?
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>>606883631
that a boy!
>>
>>606883631
does she live close?
like, seriously, get rid of your phone before she arrives lmao
>>
>>606883631

Missed a trick m8 >>606882670
but kudos
>>
Jesus christ.
>>
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>>606883631
>>
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>>606883631
I have no words.
God-speed Anon.
>>
>>606883631
jesus christ, it's time to you to kill yourself OP
>>
>>606883631
rip
>>
>>606883547
The issue is he's issuing no proof and no one's demanding it. Tits or GTFO is an age old method of quickly establishing proof, for example. Nowadays kids here just believe everything
>>
>>606883851
bout 30 minutes away
>>
>>606883631
>10/10 if OC
>7/10 if copypasta
>>
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>>606883629

But sometimes it does happen, just because there is no proof at the time doesn't mean it is not happening now as we post but I know what you mean.
>>
ITT: we watch OP's descent into a complete mental breakdown
>>
>>606883631
Start a new thread please!
>>
I like where this is going
>>
>>606883959
i will never forgive you if this is lies
>>
>>606883959
>>606883631

Post the part of the convo that's missing between that and >>606882517 faggot
>>
>>606883728
what's a non-retard looking circumcised dick?
>>
>>606883631
>disgusting looking weenis
>gag

goddammit op, you mangy fucker

when sending a dickpic, have some fucking pride

Shave your shit, get it at least 50% hard, and shoot it from the side or slightly below.
>>
>>606883631

well fuck now I gotta stay in this bread for updates.

Damn you OP, you should work for Blizzard
>>
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>>606883631
>>
>>606883784
Kek m8, kek
>>
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>>606884036
this guy provided proof you dip.
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>>606883954
whatever fag, it's good OC and entertaining. Might be real, might be a wind up, either way OP committed to it and I personally enjoyed it. Sure as fuck beats the doubles and YLYL cancer that passes for /b/ most days.
>>
>>606882517
say

"sorry, I acidentally all my stuff"
>>
>>606884240
this isnt oc either.... This has been done a million times faggot.
>>
>>606884268
this
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>>606884268
well formed explaination sentence you drunk shit
>>
>>606884118
as an american uncircumcised is wierd to us... Snuffleluffogus dick.
>>
>>606884226

Yeah and people still didn't believe him, he resorted to saying wait until you see the news
>>
>>606884240
It's typical stupid incest shit that's most likely fake, so fuck your shit taste
>>
>>606884468
The news was the proof.
>>
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>>606876413
Well that's a bit of a curveball.

I dont know how to handal what I have started here.
>>
>>606884590
what the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>
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>>606884590
confirmed fake cya
>>
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>>606884590
>>
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>>606884590

loli approves this post
>>
>>606884590
HWAT.
IMPOSSIBLE.
>>
>>606884590
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!
>>
>>606884590
Lies!!! You lie! WHEN WILL THE LIES END?!?!?!
>>
>>606884590
Not sure if
>>
>>606884590
OP IS NOT A FAGGOT
>>
>>606884590
LELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>
>>606884590

calling bullshit
>>
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>>606884483
looks like someone hasn't made it with his mom before. Virgin!
>>
>>606884590
oh fucking shit man
>>
>>606884590
FakeFake asas fuxkfuck guys
>>
>>606884590
mooooooore you cant stop noww
>>
>>606884590
WAIT
IT
OUT!
You will fuck everything up if you are too hasty!
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