[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Extra juicy! | Home]

You've woken up in a mysterious, lush forest. Beside you

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 338
Thread images: 40

File: 1.png (20KB, 772x576px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1.png
20KB, 772x576px
You've woken up in a mysterious, lush forest. Beside you is a riverbed with a shaky bridge leading you to somewhere unfamiliar. 23, 04 or 94 decides what to do next.
>>
Masturbate
>>
>>605895644

Dubs decided
>>
>>605895644
rolling for masturbate
>>
>>605895597
Drown self
>>
>>605895644

Agreed
>>
>>605895736
Rolling again
>>
>>605895766

Nice
>>
>>605895736
Come onnnnn
>>
>>605895766
Agreed
>>
Annex the sudetenland
>>
Masturbate
>>
>>605895597
Go to spooky cave and masturbate on the wildlife
>>
>>605895922
>>605895766
>>605895644

Your last thread died - get on with it.
>>
File: why contain it.png (236KB, 600x376px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
why contain it.png
236KB, 600x376px
>>605895904
>>
File: dank.png (132KB, 500x281px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
dank.png
132KB, 500x281px
>>605895904
OP hurry up we've got a winrar here
>>
>>605895904

Whatever the fuck this means. Do it.
>>
>>605895904

Vamp
>>
>>605895904

Bump
>>
File: 2.png (24KB, 772x622px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
2.png
24KB, 772x622px
>>605895904
With your sudden realization that your mission is to take control over the mountainous region of Czechoslovakia, Sudetenland for your Nazi regime, it dawns on you that weaponry will be necessary. Scurrying through the local surroundings you manage to forge your own hammer made with rocks, sticks and string.

29, 04 and 95 decide what to do next.
>>
>>605896848
>>605896848
Stick it up your pooper
>>
>>605896942
seconding this
>>
>>605896848

Kill self with hammer.
>>
>>605896848

Build a makeshift boat.
>>
>>605896848
Equip it
>>
>>605896848
into space
>>
>>605896942
Kek
>>
>>605896848
look for drugs in forest
>>
>>605896848
Dig a penis shaped trench with the hammer
>>
>>605896848
Gas the jews
>>
>>605896848
Kill a squirrel, wear skin as shoulder attire, mount head on axe for enchanted attribute
>>
>>605897349
Reroll
>>
>>605897349
Rereroll
>>
>>605897349
Rolling
>>
>>605896848

Become nigger
>>
>>605897349
Rooooooollll
>>
Make a mini paper hat.
>>
>>605897610
Reroll
>>
>>605896848
an hero
>>
>>605897349
Rolling like a fat woman in a donut shop
>>
>>605897610
Gotta be this.
>>
>>605897610
Roll for Mini paper hat.
>>
>>605897610
This
Quads get
>>
>>605897610
roll
>>
>>605897610
This
Check
>>
>>605897349
Rolling yet again because OP doesn't fucking understand mathematics 3:100 chance of winrar is fucking retarded you potato fuck.
>>
>>605897610
Mini paper hats
>>
>>605897610
Gotta get
>>
>>605897610
I will not stop until justice
>>
>>605897610

Roll.
>>
>>605897894
FUCK
Mini paper hats get
999
>>
>>605897349
roll!
>>
>>605897799

It's 4am and they thought this was a good idea.
>>
>>605897349
Rolling for OP still
>>
>>605897610

Go go go go go.
>>
>>605897349
Rolling but I think OP is kill
>>
>>605897349
squirrel hammer master race
>>
>>605898084
OP is here.
>>
>>605897349
Roll. Abandon thread? Spiderman?
>>
Kill yourself with hammer
>>
Find the nearest dragon and mount it
>>
Ok, last roll.
Mini paper hat
>>
>>605896848
Eat the hammer to gain its strength, after all, you must be stronk for this epic quest
>>
File: FH9J.gif (641KB, 360x240px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
FH9J.gif
641KB, 360x240px
>>605897349
Fucking boring ass rolling thread
>>
>>605898283
reroll
>>
File: l1BRvKs.png (408KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
l1BRvKs.png
408KB, 1280x1024px
>>605897349
Roll or permaban
>>
>>605897349
Rolling and derailing
>>
File: Doubles_Next_Post.jpg (43KB, 470x455px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Doubles_Next_Post.jpg
43KB, 470x455px
>>605898312
Rolling for this
>>
File: 3.png (12KB, 772x622px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
3.png
12KB, 772x622px
As you sit here with your axe in hand pondering how you managed to wake up in this forest. How many people have I left behind? What will become of me?

33, 24, 03, 92, 48, 69, and 12 decide what to do next.
>>
>>605898540
Leap to the Nearest town and Slaughter the Elderly, women, and children.
>>
>>605897349
Rolling. Ponies are.less gay than this thread
>>
>>605898540
Eat the...
WAIT, THE HAMMER TRANSFORMED INTO AN AXE?!

We shall build a monument for the hammer-axe
>>
>>605897349
Rolling u faggot
>>
>>605898511
but your own damn post was........whao..........noice.
>>
>>605898540
You become a god-king faggot. You suck the entire kindoms cocks. Including the animals. Then equip the hammer in your ass
>>
>>605898614

Ethics in magazine is worse.
>>
Hammer goes up pooper OP
>>
>>605898540
vigorously masturbate with hammer/axe
>>
>>605898808
Quads get
>>
>>605897349
Rolling. Oh look op increased odds to 7:100

So much fucking better.Faggot
>>
Stick in butt
>>
>>605898540
>>605898540
Ponder why you cant get dubs like me
>>
>>605897349
Rolling why the fuck are we still here
>>
>>605898540
squirrel head on hammer please
>>
Fucking horsefuckers
>>
>>605898540
>Find nearest living animal
>Rape it to death with the axe
>Wear its corpse
>Walk into nearest town wearing the corpse
>>
>>605898540
Rape a tree and sexually molest a tomato
>>
File: umWqLNL.png (493KB, 700x971px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
umWqLNL.png
493KB, 700x971px
>>605897349
Rolling in faggitory
>>
>>605899087
this
>>
>>605897349
Rolling,. Fix odds OP or my bot net will post cp
>>
>>605899223
So close
>>
take the hammer up my ass (for convenience of course) and swim through the river.
>>
>>605899223
Roll
>>
>>605897349
rolling fo dis
>>
>>605899330
reroll
>>
>>605897349
Rolling u cunt
>>
>>605897349
rerolling fo dis
>>
>>605899330
roll
>>
>>605897349
rawlll
>>
>>605899403
Finally fucking winrar
>>
>>605899492
winrar
>>
>>605897349
and >>605899330 afterwards
>>
>>605899509
back to >>>/mlp/
>>
>>605899509
>>
File: b8cex1.jpg (63KB, 650x650px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
b8cex1.jpg
63KB, 650x650px
/Thread
>>
raise a boner. Mount the axe. pound tree with dick.
>>
>>605898421
>>605898510
>>605898614
>>605898701
>>605898862
>>605899006
>>605899141
>>605899403
>>605899509
>>605899726
Go back to >>>/mlp/ faggots, youre not welcome here.
>>
File: crying-girl.jpg (21KB, 291x320px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
crying-girl.jpg
21KB, 291x320px
MODS QUICK MODS MODS WTF MODS.MODS COME QUICK MODS HEY MODS MODS WHERE ARE YOU MODS MODS! HEY MODS.WHERE ARE THE MODS MODS MODS COME ON MODS HURRY UP MODS MODS QUICK MODS.
...
OP IS BEING A FAGGOT, PLS BAN HIM? K thxbai
>>
>>605898540
MODS MODS WHOLEY SHIT MODS MODS!!!

OP is being a faggot, pls disaplin kthxbai
>>
Mods are kill kek, we are freeeee
>>
FUCK! MODS MODS MODS WHERE ARE YOU
>>
File: 4.png (30KB, 772x753px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
4.png
30KB, 772x753px
It was a painful ordeal but you managed to brutally behead a squirrel and use its skin as a cloak. Attaching the squirrel's head to the hammer has given it the enchantment of rabies. Damage to enemies now grants bonus damage and inflicts rabies.

You are now scratchy and bloody however. You are now deciding what your next plan of action should be. Is that natives spying on my across the river?

Post ending in 3 decides what to do next.
>>
>>605900496
clean self in river while keeping an eye on the niggers
>>
>>605900496
WE MUST KILL THEM FOR GLORIOUS NAZI GERMANY

AND WE MUST EAT THEIR FLESH TO GAIN THEIR POWERS

THEIR POWERS OF HUGE SHLONG
>>
>>605900616
Rolling for
>>605900626
>>
Go attempt to rape natives
>>
>>605900616
Fuck them, just go into the spooky cave already, use pokeball to catch a shiny diglett
>>
File: 1361439711615.jpg (23KB, 267x317px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1361439711615.jpg
23KB, 267x317px
archieve this thread idiots it's oc
>>
>>605900616
stick hammer in ass
>>
>>605900720
Reroll
>>
like blood off of arm while maintaining eye contact with imports in the ditsant
>>
>>605900773
Heh. Win
>>
Kill both natives then rape their dead bodies
>>
>>605900773
Winrar
>>
>>605900773
winrar

hype for shiny diglett!
>>
>>605900773
winrar. Don't know where he's gonna get a pokeball but I wanna fucking find out
>>
>>605900978
He'll use his pokeballs and cum on a mole in the cave.
>>
>>605900833
Winrar
>>
>>605901158
Make it happen op
>>
>>605901260
You must be new here.
>>
Boooored spiderman thread ?
>>
File: 5.png (38KB, 772x753px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
5.png
38KB, 772x753px
You venture in to the Spooky Cave. In search of a shiny Diglett you come across something perhaps more interesting. A native is begging for your help. How did he get here? Who has imprisoned him?

Post ending in 9 decides what to do next.
>>
bamp
>>
>>605901830
kill nig nog use the chain and his teeth to make a better axe
>>
>>605901943
rell
>>
>>605901943
roll
>>
>>605902029
just wanted to ask if i'm the only 1 still here
>ty for the winrar annon
>>
>>605901830
Behead nig nig and use his head to strike fear into the heart of his owner who probably has cool gear
>>
>>605902029
fucking nice win
>>
>>605901830
Throw pokeball at native, Continue search for diglett
>>
>>605901943
This. Teeth increase damage. Look for feathers next.
Also make an exoarmour suit from his skeleton, with the joints held together by the loops of the chain. It will look epic.
>>
>>605901943
new enchantment i guess... AIDS 500% racial dmg
>>
>>605895597
take a shit
>>
>>605901830
Get culturally enriched
>>
File: 1384139711554.jpg (94KB, 500x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1384139711554.jpg
94KB, 500x500px
>>605901830
Ask him how to find the frogs
>>
>>605902200
double dubs checked...
>Dose that stack with rabies?
>>
>>605901830
take a massive shit
>>
>>605901830
make him suck my dick
>>
File: 1384139788645.jpg (107KB, 500x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1384139788645.jpg
107KB, 500x500px
>>605902285
fucking reroll
>>
>>605902298
Yes, creates a augmentation field, 50m radius for auto infection
>>
File: 13855336371212.jpg (105KB, 551x551px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
13855336371212.jpg
105KB, 551x551px
>>605902285
>>
>>605902399
>dubs checked
then we'r doing gr8
>>
c'mon op delivur...
>>
>>605902285
fuck frog in the anus
>>
>>605902029
Are we just going to ignore the winrar?
>>
>>605902933
neah we'r waiting the op to delivur... we already decided that the aids stack with rabies
>>
File: 6.png (32KB, 772x753px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
6.png
32KB, 772x753px
Disregarding his plea for rescue, you have smashed NigNog's face in with your Squirrel Hammer. Using his teeth you have successfully forged a Nig Smasher. +50 strength +40 durability.

In the process you have acquired the enhancement 'Aids' to your equipped weapon. Every basic attack against an enemy emits a slow burning damage which inattended to over time results in death.

With your upgraded weapon to you wander back outside, or do you venture deeper in to Spooky Cave?

Post ending with 9 decides.
>>
>>605903083
grab a torch and the chain then go deeper
>>
>>605903242
rell
>>
>>605903083
We must go deeper! Perhaps Sudetenland is on the other side!

>>605903242
this
>>
fuck dead nigger in the brains
in the name of allah
>>
>>605903083
go deeper but walk on your hands
>>
>>605903083
>>605903083
Combine native carcass with fire and your acid piss, create wormhole to CERN facility
>>
>>605903242
this
>>
>>605903309
Winrar
we science now
>>
>>605903309
winrar
>>
>>605903309
that's pretty close to sudetenland, good
>>
>>605903309
WTF winrar
>we ignore it?
if yes roll for >>605903242
>>
>>605903309
Winrar 3000
>>
File: 1299320152503.jpg (55KB, 532x427px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1299320152503.jpg
55KB, 532x427px
>>605903309
>>
>>605903309
WINRAR
>>
File: kudasai naa.jpg (56KB, 848x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
kudasai naa.jpg
56KB, 848x480px
>>605903083
man you go find the frogs
>>
>>605903309
guess we'r gonna take the sudetenland after all
>>
>>605903353
Let's discuss plot whilst we wait, is our.character going to stop the evil CERN from destroying the world with black holes? Or is he going to.exact revenge on world for some reason?
>>
>>605903409
Fuck off faggot we have our winrar
>>
>>605903494
neah he's gonna run around killing ning nogs till he
conquests sudetenland by the power of rabies and aids
>>
>>605903494
he's going there to annex sudetenland with help from the swiss army
>>
>>605903494
What if he combines the nig smasher with the collider at CERN to form the atomic nig smasher?

What if the fiery aids piss wormhole leads him to hell instead
>>
>>605903646
This!
>>
>>605903646
we don't know that's we try it.. also we have bonus dmg vs niggers so it would be ok in hell since only niggers are in hell
>>
Posting in an epic bread. This is gold.
>>
>>605903766
That's exactly what I thought, and good job on the almost satan dubs
>>
File: cocaine.jpg (58KB, 466x266px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
cocaine.jpg
58KB, 466x266px
>>605903827
All winrars are mine so far,dunno how I managed that, must be the power of ponies
>>
>>605903957
lier i killed the nignog to get us the aids enchantament on the nig smasher
>>
is somebody caping this? i have a good feeling about it
>>
god damn op is slow
>>605903957
>>>/mlp/
>>
File: 7.png (78KB, 772x753px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
7.png
78KB, 772x753px
Combining flame, acid piss and the corpse of NigNog the native has successfully created not one, but two warpholes. I know going to CERN Facility is my best bet to annex Sudetenland but perhaps there is something in the other warpholle that will better prepare me for what I know is my destiny

After all, I do know the method of making warpholes now and can go to CERN whenever I please (given the ingredients are around). That said, who knows where this mysterious second warphole will take me.

Post ending in 9 decides.
>>
>>605904286

Shit through the mysterious warphole and then go through the one to CERN.
>>
>>605904286
fuck the other warp hole, go in the one you should be
>>
going for CERN, and bringing the nignog
>>
>>605904286
Preform anal sex to the dead body to level up, fuck the portal
>>
>>605904286
Hell or CERN?

I KNOW, we take the flaming nigger corpse to CERN, upgrade our Nigger smasher, then travel to hell, and crush it to an atomic level
>>
>>605904286
jump in the cern warp whole when you get there hail the scientists and tell them that if they don't help you to annex sudetenland you'r gonna kill them by za pover of nazi rabies aids axe known as the nig smasher
>>
>>605904376
roll
>>
>>605904457
rell
>>
>>605904286
We fap into the second portal and after we relieve ourselves we continue to cern base
>>
>>605904286
create another warphole and warp to kim kardashians estate
>>
>>605904457
this but add this
>>605904374
>>
>>605904286
GOTOCERN
>>
>>605904519
laaame
>>
>>605904503
I was gonna say this
>>605904519
But then I read this
>>
>>605904519
lmaoooooooo
>>
>>605904432
Reroll
>>
Run towards the gap between the portals and jump in with one leg in each portal!
>>
>>605904519
áyyy
plot twist
>>
File: captcha.png (6KB, 296x198px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
captcha.png
6KB, 296x198px
>>605904397
this
>>
>>605904519
god damn that's far from the fucking sudetenland yet...
>WINRAR
>>
Jumps in CERN wormhole, sticks nigaxe up the pooper.
>>
gtg please some1 fucking screen cap this for me
>>605904639
you'll get aids and rabies idiot
>>
File: smuganimeface.png (230KB, 1191x670px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
smuganimeface.png
230KB, 1191x670px
>>605904283
how about you make some oc from time to time and understand that it takes effort to make a good one, and no, posting pics of your ex gf isn't OC it's just a picture of some stupid whore,
>>
>>605904639
rather this than kim bullshit
>>
>>605904286
Light crotch hair on fire for portable light source.
>>
>>605904519
rawling for this
>>
>>605904286
take the second wormhole and stick it in the first one
>>
>>605904639
Such winrar
>>
>>605904822
NO, if our dick get's burnt and turns black that means we become part nigger, and if we're part nigger, we can take damage from the nig smasher
>>
>>605904588
CAPTCHYA HAS SPOKEN!!!
>>
bitchfaggots we're going to cern, drag dead nig nig behind you, his name is patches now and he's our charizard
>>
>>605904905
roll
>>
>>605904519
ugh this is stupid but also winrar
>>
>>605904922
Are you saying being white doesn't automatically make us pure unharmable angels and that the cleansing power or fire would dare harm us? Cause if theres no nig in us to burn the fire wouldn't harm us. Unless you're saying you got some nig in you. That what you're saying? Huh? got some nig in ya? Huh boy? Maybe it was ya mommy? Or maybe theres just some nigger dick still hanging inside your ass. Faggot.
>>
>>605905067
GUYS GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT WE CAN CREATE WARP HOLES EVERYWHERE
here's how it goes.. when we killed the nig nog we mixed the rabies with the aids.. then we set the nig nog on fire and pissed on it.. it's
Rabies+AIDS+FIRE+piss=WARP HOLE
so we have the nig smasher= AIDS+Rabies.. we can piss whenever we want we just need to find fire and we can create another warp hole
>>
>>605905237
Scientific discoveries in /b/
>>
>>605905237
This is why i said we should fucking light our crotch hair on fire as a portable source of fire. You basically just piss and create warpholes.
>>
>>605905237
QUCIK find a fucking lighter so we have full control over this skill
>>
>>605905237
So if we use the squirrel skin for a watersack to get hydrated, and travel to hell, which is full of fire and brimstone, we essentially become god?
>>
>>605905445
DUDEE
>>
File: 8.png (39KB, 772x753px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
8.png
39KB, 772x753px
Through the 3rd wormhole you somehow manage in to the residence of the Kardashian residence. A visibly unimpressed Kanye is staring at you, as Kim, nursing her baby, East West, is shocked.

You know that between the two of them, they are potentially the wealthiest couple in America, and have an abundance of resources that could be put towards your cause. You also know that Kanye's nigger heritage is exactly what is needed to create another wormhole.

Bonus notes: Kim and Kanye immune to Aids enhancement however Kanye particularly susceptible to Nig Smasher.

Post ending in 12, 23, 34, 45, 56, 64, 73, 83, 95, 03 decides. (I was doing this in procrastination with some programming work but you're getting the post numbers too easily so I need a bit of time, sorry).
>>
>>605905520
cum on them
>>
>>605905520
smash the nig take his money buy a armor
smash the kid use his skull as a necklace
fuck the bitch let her pregnant(IN 3 TURNS WE WILL HAVE A BABY PET)
>>
>>605905520
Pee on them to create a warphole inside of them that leads to fortknox's gold stash. Take as much as possible then rewrite the will to make you heir. Become rich and famous rapper.
>>
>>605905640
rell
>>
>>605905679
>>
>>605905640
so much this..
>>
>>605905520
>Kill kanye
>create pool of nigger blood
>Drink as much water as possible
>Use squirrel skin to carry more water
>Create portal to hell
>Smash niggers, teleport into nuke base
>Find nigger guard, drag him to hell, torture him for codes
>Travel back to nuke base, nuke Sudentenland
>>
>>605905520
Fuck northwest, while slowly inserting your hammer into kaynes anus.
>>
>>605905727
also, someone cap this shit
>>
>>605905727
Rolllllllll we need to get back on mission
>>
>>605905520
Kill kayne and nig breed baby use them plus part of their wealth to upgrade nig smasher with scientist killing gear, and use kim as a breeding ground for nig children with nig semen left in remains of fallen nig, head to sern
>>
>>605905727
we need to anex not destroy sudentenland..
>>605905679
>>605905712
another shitty winrar
>>
>>605905520
Kill all of them and eat the baby to gain an enhancement.
>>
>>605905679
but.. but we don't have fire idiot
>>
>>605905817
>sern
If dubs ur banned from this thread
>>
>>605905857
>we need to anex not destroy sudentenland..
Oh yeah

WAIT, does anyone remember the thread about Ebola giving people superpowers?

MAYBE IT'LL GIVE US SUPERPOWERS
WE NEED TO GET TO AFRICA
>>
>>605906032
This could create a rip in space time tho when we cast our next portal...
>>
>>605906032
FOR SCIENCE GUYS
>>
File: ERROR.png (3KB, 772x576px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ERROR.png
3KB, 772x576px
>>605905679
INPUT ERROR, ACTION NOT ACHIEVABLE.

Warpholes crafted by a combination of Acid Urine, Fire and Nigger.

For Warphole, Kanye or another source of Nigger must be killed. Fire must also be acquired.

Post ending in 12, 23, 34, 45, 56, 64, 73, 83, 95, 03 decides.
>>
>>605906032
fucking shit with ebola rabies and fucking aids we will get the ultimate mega ultra giga tera super nig smasher 9000 not even the mega ultra giga niga could face us
>>
>>605906145
roll for this
>>605905817
>>
>>605906145
Nigger doesnt even fucking know wormhole theory. Go back to the cotton fields
>>
>>605906145
WE NEED TO FIND KANYE'S WEED LIGHTER, LET'S FACE IT, IT'S OBVIOUS HE HAS ONE

CHECK HIS JEANS

ACTUALLY FUCK IT, TAKE HIS JEANS AND WEAR THEM AS A TROPHY
>>
>>605906145
Step back through warphole light crotch on fire step back to kanye cut him into strips so we have more nigger flesh for other warpholes. Use previous invalid fortknox winrar then come back and buy a lighter with our new fortune.
>>
>>605905640
roll
>>
>>605905640
rell
>>
>>605905640
re rall...
GET GODS HALP ME
>>
>>605905640
god damn i cant get a set of gets
>>
>>605905640
again
>>
>>605906303
Winrar?
>>
>>605905640
Rawlin'
>>
>>605906460
i'll help you annon
>>605905640
GET
>>
>>605906556
ty annon but it's too late our penis is in flames now
>>
>>605905520
Steal couch, run away.
>>
>>605905520
>Gain respect from General nigger kanye
he entrusts you with the honorable love of his daughter East West
He gives you the secret of Niggering
>You now have the key to teleporting without the need of killing a nig nog because you are half nig nog (penis wise)
>>
>>605906599
I told you earlier we're divine white angels and the holy cleansing power of fire is on our side and would never hurt us. Also only our crotch hair is on fire. Think of it as the burning bush for moses or whoever.
>>
>>605906303
winrar
>>
Steal chain, wrap around head of axe for better axe.
>>
>>605906867
Maybe the gold chain will give it magnet powers, attracting nigger necks to the blade on it's own?
>>
>>605905640
rall
>>
Wait...what happened to our shiny diglett ? We need him to occupy Sudentenland
>>
>>605906976
Once a nigrit sees the chain his world becomes blurred, seeing only the chain in pure lust.
>>
ask for an autograph
>>
>>605907099
niglett is prone to aids.. and our axe won't go well with him
>>
>>605895904
>>605907099

Are you guys retarded? We have the power of worm holes. We can make 9-11 happen however we wish.
>>
hipnotise the nigger using this magic incantation!

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

>>605907295
we travel in space not in time...
>>
>>605907295
Learn to relativity. Warping space warps time ya gringis.
>>
>>605907591
even acording to relativity you can't travel back in time.. you can only travel forward with a faster/slower speed
>>
I need to sleep but I don't want to miss anything

Please, someone cap this thread for me and the glory of space-warp Anon and nig smasher
>>
File: 9.png (36KB, 772x753px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
9.png
36KB, 772x753px
>>605906303

Things have not gone to plan! In your attempt to light your pubic hair and reenter the warphole to harness Kanye's nigger magic, you have engulged the Kardashian residence in flames. In the heat of everything you swiftly think to take East West as the opportunity struck. Knowing you only have a few seconds to get out of there without them noticing, you head for the back exit and make your way out of their home and in to the streets of California. Knowing you are probably being looked for, you must hang low or risk failing your mission you were destined for. Perhaps this baby can be leveraged in some way...

Inventory notes: Your penis has burnt off, and your rabies enhancement will shortly be cleared.

Post ending in 12, 23, 34, 56, 64, 95, 03 decides.
>>
>>605907749
Not correct, just swit ch the polarity
>>
>>605907872
Kill nigger baby, create wormhole and teleport to CERN

We must not forget the mission
>>
>>605907872
och fuck scratch the eastwest with the nig destroyer so we have infinite source of rabies and aids
>>
>>605907872
Eat baby to gain enchantment "ebolaids" and put baby head on weapon
>>
>>605908075
this.. FAST before we'r left without rabies
>>
>>605908075
this
>>
>>605907872
transplant eastwest's biggest finger onto crotch as new penis.
>>
>>605907872
Kill nig child warp to africa
>>
>>605908075
reroll
>>
>>605907872
Set eastern on fire, pee etc.. Create wormhole back to CERN enough fucking about, lets do this
>>
>>605907749
Travel quick enough and you'll begin to spin time back.
>>
>>605908075
>>605908138
>>605908139
THOSE
>>
>>605908155
>>
>>605908175
Reroll
>>
>>605908155
NO, that would DEFINITELY make us part nigger
>>
>>605907872
put hand in East-West ass to turn her into your puppet and earn money with a ventriloquist show
>>
>>605908223
WINRAR
>>
>>605908256
Winrar
>>
>>605908180
if you travel closer to the speed of light (99.99% let say) your time will slow down so you will for exampley live a day and for the rest it will be 1 year....
>>
>>605908223
Terrible win you should feel bad
>>
>>605908223
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
WE WILL BECOME PART NIGGER AND THE AXE WILL HARM US

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL YOU SUDETENLAND LOVING FAGGOT
>>
>>
>>605908223
FUCK NOW WE'R PART NIGGER THE NIG CRUSHER WILL DESTROY US YOU KILLED US YOU FAGGOT
>>
>>605908436
you can take the thread spidy.. this fag made us part nigger so he killed us
>>605908223
>>
>>605907872
Negotiate east west for nig nog infinitie blood
>gain the ability of creating wormholes without nigger blood because you have nig nog in you
Wormhole to CERN
>>
>>605908554
B-but nig smasher!
NO! WE CAN'T LEAVE NIG-SMASHER BEHIND!
>>
>>605908382
None of this would have happened if we had of stuck to the original plan of catching a shiny diglett... Just saying
>>
File: 10.png (21KB, 772x753px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
10.png
21KB, 772x753px
You have succesfully managed to attach East West's biggest finger to replace your penis. In the process East West has passed away, losing the potential value you had of holding the most wealthy baby in America. Your Rabies enhancement has also diminished.

Post ending in 56, 64, 73, 83, 95, 03 decides.
>>
>>605899871
>he doesn't know that /mlp/ is sfw
>>
Bump limit reached

Our last decision we will have made in our adventure is to become the thing we set out to destroy
>>
>>605908777
Wormhole. Cern. Now.
>>
>>605908888
Quads of doom
>>
>>605908888
>>605908946
;_;7
>>
>>605908777
piss on the baby light it in fire wormhole to cern convince the scientists to help you get sudentenland and fucking go conquest it
>>
>>605908888
Yeah thanks to some fuckhead. Fucking gg
>>
>>605909022
dubs decided go
>>
>>605908777
Create worm hole to Area 51
(Because nigger finger gives you nigger blood)
Steal a UFO, alien armor and M4 Plasma Rifle
Fly to CERN
>>
>>605908777
Create wormhole from east weat corpse, smash with the nignog to convert it to a time wormhole andtravel back in time to post >>605901830
Resume search for shiny
diglett to invade Sudetenland
>>
>>605908777
We piss nigger blood, urine fusions now. look for another squirrel kill and harvest for rabies enhancements and kill birds for feathered crown plus their enhancements, and open portal to Cern
>>
>>605909102
Reroll
>>
>>605908777
Now fuck kanye with it and become his newest lover. Kill kim. Drop nigsmasher before it kills us.
>>
>>605909102
Roll for this
>>
>>605909102
Reroller
>>
>>605909191
>>
>>605909102
Let's do the time ware again...reroll
>>
>>605909191
This. We've finally assimilated.
>>
>>605909102
Rerollll
>>
>>605909102
Get get get!!
>>
>>605909090
Reroll
>>
>>605909102
It's just a jump to the left...
Reroll
>>
Make new thread kigno
>>
>>605909407
And again!
>>
>>605908777
Kill all the shiny digllets.
>>
>>605909102
And a step to the rrrriiiiiight...
Reroll
>>
RIP In pieces Nig-smasher

It's been fun /b/
>>
File: 11.png (7KB, 772x753px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
11.png
7KB, 772x753px
New Thread alert

>>605909494
>>605909494
>>605909494
>>605909494
>>605909494
>>605909494
>>
>>605909102
Roll
>>
>>605909518
>>
>>605909504
Last attempt
>>
>>605909102
Put your hands on your hips...
Reroll
Thread posts: 338
Thread images: 40



[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.