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At my ex-wife's wedding in the bathroom. Brought a gun and

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At my ex-wife's wedding in the bathroom. Brought a gun and plan to kill myself and ruin her entire fucking life.

Give me one good reason not to /b/.
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Timestamp bitch
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>>605810944
whats the difference? you wont anyway, pussy.
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Can't think of any..
but you did get dubs
so does that mean OP will deliver?
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if you do it how are you going to take a picture for us?
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Do it cunt
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Because you look like Pete from Shaun of the dead
That's rare mang
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LMAO do it timestamp the gun right quick and the bathroom
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timestamp you moon monkey
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Timestamp and shoe on head
Or else we have no reason to believe you
Faggot
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>>605810944
https://www.google.com/search?q=peter+serafinowicz+gif&tbm=isch&tbs=simg:CAQSkAEajQELEKjU2AQaCAgACBcIPQhCDAsQsIynCBpgCl4IAxIo8hqnELgavxr6GvsaiBm5GtUf1h_1bLbQuxy7lLes_12jrZOtA6zjrNPhowTK1N6WxIkJpNPJr-lKAvtlto4DIxA14ri_1pHNVEnYUiSgJSEhAXtzIdxpQd5nklDDAsQjq7-CBoKCggIARIEGvhIlgw&sa=X&ei=PAkSVcr3L_KIsQSq6YKIBA&ved=0CBsQ2A4oAQ&biw=1920&bih=945
Time stamp or gtfo
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>>605810944
Your punk ass won't do it
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Do it she deserves it
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333
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>>605810944
-At Ex-wife's wedding
-Thinking that commiting suicide he is going to ruined it
-kek
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>>605810944
Cripple her first
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kek
captcha: benew
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>>605810944
to not be a little faggot bitch?
if u do turn out to be a faggot bitch then rek her first
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Why did you go to your ex wife's wedding?
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if the next post from op isnt timestamped, abandon thread
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>>605810944
fake and gay

fuckoff faggot
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>>605810944

holy shit do it

you know that bitch fucking deserves it

and so do you

love,
satan
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>>605810944
that won't ruin her entire life dude. but shooting HER will
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>>605810944
shoot it up then knock yourself off, pussy
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Do it. Post timestamp first
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444
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>>605810944

That's Peter Serafinowicz

OP is a fraud
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555
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666
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dooooooooo et
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666
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Coz either moving on or becoming a better man than her new husband is far better than not giving yourself a future?
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>>605810944
So it faglord, Lord of the faggots.
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777
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OP here. Just got word that I'm actually actor & comedian Peter Serafinowicz. My bad guys.
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DO IT
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First to get dubs, gets out of /b/ for a day.
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999
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>>605810944
Because you've got better (by your standards) stuff you could be doing.
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000
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>>605811345
That first source is absolutely cancerous
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>>605810944
Shoot off one of her toes or something. And then one of the toes or hands of the groom
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After all, who gets married on a Tuesday? Unless is such a crappy white trash wedding, so the bride is the one who should blow her brains upon saying "I do"
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>>605811910
roll
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>>605810944
when the priest asks if anyone has any objections just get up, walk to them and shoot yourself in the face. you can deliver a line but that is up to you. just dont make it sound like youre the miserable one
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>>605810944
Because your ex wife is a ugly slut and you can do better than her.
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>>605810944
you're basically good as dead anyways, anon.

do it and make me jealous.
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>>605810944
can you help me by sending me your money first? I am trying to buy a wii u because my mother thinks i am a college drop out and cant do anything. It would mean the world to me, thank you kind sir and may your death be ok. 1JfXAfQ7qsVNxR neapmQ5sJcyh8Dr7Xp4F
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>>605810944
Here's a thought OP, considering this is not her first wedding, who's to say she'll stay with this chump? If I were you, I'd hunker down, get yourself ripped as fuck, a beauty of a wife, cars, holidays, all that sorta shit that she'd be craving. When she inevitably fucks up her marriage she'll see how successful you've become and hate herself. This is just the tip of the ice berg OP but you get the idea.

Why bother using your only life just to fuck with her when you can quite easily make her life feel like shit while having the time of your life? If you go through with this, she wins, you lose.
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>>605810944

It's stupid, she'll move on eventually while you will be in the dirt
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Fuck you Darth Maul!
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>>605810944
Because you're a fairly famous actor.
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>>605810944
>ask someone to make a success.jpg
>pull trigger
>guy cums in your wonderhole
>infinite fame
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OP Is fag do a Google image search
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-7NDP8V-6A
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>>605812172
Reroll
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>>605812266
nice dub dubs

You could do this OP, or you just could ruin the day by objecting. No matter how bullshit your claim is, the priest has to call off the wedding until further investigation.
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>>605811321
Haha. OP should make sure it's extra ruined by giving her all his money after he is gone.
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900

Kill
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>>605812790
Roll
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>>605812487
Everybody loses in life

Father time is undefeated
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>>605810944
You'll regret it OP, trust me
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>>605810944
DO IT!!
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>>605810944
Because if you do, she'll eventually fucking get over it and still get married anyway.
Common sense, fag.
Don't do it. You'll do her a favor if you do.
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>>605811427
This. Shoot her first. Or just shoot her new husband, but you're a giant faggot that don't do it.
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>>605810944
sounds like a great plan OP. but why not just shoot her in the spine if you're going to an here?
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>>605813037
Faggot
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>>605810944
trips say do it
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