At my ex-wife's wedding in the bathroom. Brought a gun and plan to kill myself and ruin her entire fucking life.
Give me one good reason not to /b/.
Time stamp or gtfo
when the priest asks if anyone has any objections just get up, walk to them and shoot yourself in the face. you can deliver a line but that is up to you. just dont make it sound like youre the miserable one
can you help me by sending me your money first? I am trying to buy a wii u because my mother thinks i am a college drop out and cant do anything. It would mean the world to me, thank you kind sir and may your death be ok. 1JfXAfQ7qsVNxR neapmQ5sJcyh8Dr7Xp4F
Here's a thought OP, considering this is not her first wedding, who's to say she'll stay with this chump? If I were you, I'd hunker down, get yourself ripped as fuck, a beauty of a wife, cars, holidays, all that sorta shit that she'd be craving. When she inevitably fucks up her marriage she'll see how successful you've become and hate herself. This is just the tip of the ice berg OP but you get the idea.
Why bother using your only life just to fuck with her when you can quite easily make her life feel like shit while having the time of your life? If you go through with this, she wins, you lose.
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You could do this OP, or you just could ruin the day by objecting. No matter how bullshit your claim is, the priest has to call off the wedding until further investigation.
Everybody loses in life
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