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Ex Gf's friend messaging me, trying to get us back together.

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Ex Gf's friend messaging me, trying to get us back together.
Dubs decides
Get me laid
Friend is 8/10
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post pics and do it
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>>605422788
>>605423177
Checked
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Lets fuck
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>>605423177
If I get laid, I shall post pics
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>>605423466
Let's anal!
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>>605423647
alright then
rerolling (since I fucked up without noticing)

To be honest though, I missed you
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>>605423466
That went better than expected
:^)
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>>605424280
Might be sarcasm tho, what do I say next?
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>>605424280
Is tomorrow good for you. My house?
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>>605424280
>That went better than expected
>:^)

You faggot, you're not talking to another guy. She's a woman. Of course she's not serious.
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>>605424508
reroll
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>>605424280
She just messaged again, too lazy to screen cap
"You're such an asshole, its gross"
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>>605424461
in all seriousness, when do you wanna meet up
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I'm serious, let's keep it casual and have some fun.
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>>605424711
rarwin
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>>605424280
Sorry my buddy sent that. Seriously though, you want to meet up later and talk about this whole relationship thing
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>>605425078
VIRGIN DETECTED
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>>605424711
Checked
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rolling >>605424508
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3 pm
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>>605425306
4:20 ;)
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>>605425306
7pm wear lingerie
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2:30, bring sexy outfit ;)
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>>605425388
Winrar
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Here is picture so you can all see what I'm dealing with here.
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What times convenient for you?
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>>605425448
reroll
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3am
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>>605425448
roll
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420
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>>605425676
roll
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>>605425671
FB/bianca.c.martin
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>>605425388
Winrar?
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Herro im fling ping mc ding
You ordered # 34 with extra salad?
thats 9 dorrar mister potter
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I'm free whenever you are ;)
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>>605425916
Yea I realized that after i posted pic, oh well :^)
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>>605425448
ROLL
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>>605425916
oh...yes
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Are you open to bondage?
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>>605425671
Get her to send nudes
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I do my fucking before breakfast
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>>605426040
Shes decent though.

Rolling for >>605425832
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>>605425916
>FB/bianca.c.martin
here comes the white knights
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>>605425485
roll
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nigguh she's gonna come with your ex or some shit. You're fucked, but not in the way you want.
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someone is gonna white knight you hard gg>>605425916
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all of you are fucking faggots gg
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>>605426154
Im not going to alert her, if it wasnt me, it would have been someone else

>>605426207
nah. I want to see hour this turns out
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>>605426003
roll
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>>605422788
she aint going to fuck you retard shes after you and your ex and if she does fuck you shes probably got the herps make sure when you wear a condom that your balls dont smack into her pubic lice
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Inb4 whiteknight linking to this threaf
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>>605426328
Roll
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>>605425916
>bianca.c.martin
don't be a white knight you faggot. this is innocent fun, if he was posting her nudes or requesting a dox then maybe.
she was down to fuck anyway.
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jet fuel cant melt steel beans
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>>605425916
Damn, hope you get a piece of that my friend. Good luck and Godspeed.
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>>605426443

direct attention to >>605426281
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>>605425448
reroll
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why'd you break up?
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>>605425916
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>>605426490

Direct attention to >>605426524
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lol totally not fake
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>>605426556
Because he doesn't love her, read the posts ffs.

Besides, who cares? Update and on the replies goddammit. I'm curious to see if op gets his dick wet.
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>>605425485
roll
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>>605426524
what a good guy.
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>>605426435
Roll
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>>605426556
She became clingy, and I don't mean clingy as in typical gf clingy, I mean she wanted me to herself 24/7
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When I was a child, I sucked my mother's titties so good that she divorced my father and asked me to marry her. My first words were "not interested, baby".
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>>605425306
the day /b/ got OP laid
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>>605425683
rerollin
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>>605425832
rollin
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7:00PM. You know, I always thought you were the hottest of [gf's name] friends.
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Midnight
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>>605426831
Ok?
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>>605425448
roll
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>>605426784
no dubs
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>>605427040
Reroll
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Fuck this chick
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>>605425448
rawl
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>>605427040
this
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>>605427040
rolling
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>>605427040
this
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>>605427040
rereroll
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Show up randomly. Don't tell me when.
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>>605427199
winrar
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>>605427177
finally
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>>605427177
Do it!
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>>605427199
Winrar
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>>605427152
not dox worthy.
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>>605426831
roll......it's tme to take a detour
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>>605427266
yay I won something.
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>>605427351
I wasn't suggesting that. Just a general fuck you to this redneck bitch
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Bitch said she wasnt talking to anyone
Nice try fag
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>>605427617
show convo
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>>605427494
bix nood?
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>>605427732
^What he said.
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>>605427177
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>>605427864
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>605427864
she'll?
did she troll you?
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>>605427864
>okay she'll be there

lel
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>>605427864
SHE'LL
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>>605427864
I think she misunderstood what you were asking...
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>>605427864
woah she played the ol' switcheroo
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>>605427864
nooo i want you
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>>605427864
3 way sounds good op
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>>605427864
Fffffuuuuuuu
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>>605428078
this
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>>605427864
Post ex gfs nudes
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>>605427864

lol, it was your Ex on the phone, take that OP
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>>605427864
"You want a threesome? Alright then"
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Halp guise
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he asked to get laid. he never specified by who.

if dubs
>I meant by you. you backwoods hick fuck.
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>>605428144
WINRAR
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>>605428144
winrar
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>>605427864
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, clever girl.
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>>605428144
Winrar cuz dubs?
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No. I want you to have sex with me you retard
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>>605428144
The best answer to win with
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>>605428038
kek you da maine
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Sweet! double the pussy!
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>>605428144
best thread ever
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>>605427864

Fucking bitch. lol
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>>605427864
LOL OP got REKT
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>>605428144
Yes. This OP. This will turn things back around.
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>>605428144
we have a winrar
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>>605428144
win
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>>605428144
Smooth af
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>>605427844
Negative.
I'm just not a fan of traitors to my county. Which is what that flag represents.
oh, and the racism.
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>>605428144
Fucking sick
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>>605428144
I'm so glad this thread hasn't been ruined like many others with retards insulting the bitch or saying retarded stuff.
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>>605427864
Either OP got trolled to fuck and is the biggest laughing stock ever, or has just scored a 3some. I think it's the former though, because this is real life, and OP is always a fag.
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>>605427864
Send this pic and say
He's from Tennessee
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>>605428144
Bless you based anon
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>>605428144
waiting for response, hue hue
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>>605428409
Nigger detected
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>>605428611
kek
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>>605428611
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>>605428144
rerolllllllllllllllllllll
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>>605428144
>>605428144
such a perfect set of winrar
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>>605428693
that face. i lovez it
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>>605428693
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>>605428611
>this is my foot right now
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Rolling for;

Not what i asked for.
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>>605428595
Woot
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>>605428144
Oh darn
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>>605428144
>>605428811
kek
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>>605428926
kek'd
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>>605429112
wot?
you'll come too
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>>605428971
Oh yes post more of your foot, nigga. Are you albinos ?
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>>605428971
Timestamp drawn on leg or you are a nigger
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>>605429112
She wants it. Just keep going.
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>>605429112
>Deztinee

BAHAHHAHAA YOU FUCKING NIGGER LOVER OP!
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>>605429112
will she finally let me fuck her in the ass?
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>>605429112

NIGGER ALERT!
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>>605429112
Why did you hurt me? Why would you cheat on me and then want me back? If you always needed me by your side you should have never cheated baby, but we both got hurt by what you did and the love ends. bubbly
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>>605429318
She's a white
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>>605429112
>deztinee

nigger alert
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>>605429112
Deztinee? Rly anon?
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>>605429112
>deztinee
OP is nigger fucker confirmed
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>>605429361
This op
Bugger that ass
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>>605429408
reroll
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>>605426443
nigger how would you feel if some dumb bitch was raving about your dick to a bunch of ugly fuckers online, that shit would be humiliating
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>>605429112
Why will I be mad? She never let me have a threesome when we were together!
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>>605429112
Imagine how cool it would be to get a forced blowjob from a toothless cat in the eye of a tornado whilst all of your family and friends stomp their feet and chant "KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT...GO DEREK"
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>>605429408
come on dubs
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>>605429112
dont be mad if i show up at yours at 4:20
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Hope she isn't dark skinned cause other wise, for shame OP
if dubs
>How bout just me and you and we forget about her?
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>>605429599
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>605429112

you'd be more convincing without clothes on in my room
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>>605429112
"You better be there too, or this threesome can't happen."
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>>605429112
Tell her not to get mad when I'm already fucking *insert a friends name*
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I'll kill that bitch if she shows up.
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>>605429112

I won't be mad, I'll be fucking hard! Harder than a really tricky crossword! Harder than a steel beam! Harder than a diamond! The thought of both of you at the same time is so fucking hot. Would you be down for licking out Deztinee's asshole while I wank myself senseless in the corner like a depressed circus chimp?
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>>605429112
If she finally let's me pee in her butt then I'll definitely he there to see your bewbs.
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>>605429437
>Deztinee
>Nigger
That doesn't fucking computer asshole, just ask the other anons.
>>605429318
>>605429365
>>605429440
>>605429453
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Damn op, this bitch is running rings around you

>listen she can watch, but I'm gonna bury my dick so deep in your ass whoever can pull it back out will be crowned king arthur
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>>605429549
Kek wut
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>>605429599
I WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>605429112
alright, then you tell her we do all the depraved shit i joked about
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Can i bring my friend tyrone? A little nignog get together
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>>605429112
Nah. If that niggers gonna be there don't even bother showing up.
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>>605429112
You're coming too... right? ;)
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Ack ack ack ack
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>>605429734
This, naow
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>>605429680
kek
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>>605429649
kek
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>>605429777
fucking trips win do it OP
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>>605429599
>WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
i WONN FIRST
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>>605429408
wtf lol he's not talking to his ex just her hot friend
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>>605429777
LUCKY TRIPS CONFIRM
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>>605429112
/deztinee.pridemore ?
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>>605429855
Dubs. You have to do it Anon,
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>>605429777
nice trips
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>>605429777
SHE NOT BLACK LOL
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>>605429734
Needs to be "berry"
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>>605429855
7zip
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>>605429931
Trips>dubs
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>>605429931
i will ignore your retarded winrar
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>>605428811
jesus christ this thread is dubs fest 2k15
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OP got honeydicked harrrrrrd

HAHAHAHAHA. Is your sex worthy of a hate-fuck? Let us what you were working with, op.
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>>605429999
DEM QUADS
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>>605430095
fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>605430101
Ikr. Check em
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>>605430050
Just call her a fucking nigger.
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>>605429999
FUCKING QUADS
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>>605429734
Rolling for this.
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>>605429296
I'm not drawing on myself.

Have this
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Not a nigger fuck the trips I take it back>>605429777
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Is OP kill?
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>>605429999
Say hello to our new Kami everyone!
King of /b/
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She's not black, I ain't no chimp fucker
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