Ex Gf's friend messaging me, trying to get us back together.
Get me laid
Friend is 8/10
Here is picture so you can all see what I'm dealing with here.
she aint going to fuck you retard shes after you and your ex and if she does fuck you shes probably got the herps make sure when you wear a condom that your balls dont smack into her pubic lice
When I was a child, I sucked my mother's titties so good that she divorced my father and asked me to marry her. My first words were "not interested, baby".
Either OP got trolled to fuck and is the biggest laughing stock ever, or has just scored a 3some. I think it's the former though, because this is real life, and OP is always a fag.
>this is my foot right now
Why did you hurt me? Why would you cheat on me and then want me back? If you always needed me by your side you should have never cheated baby, but we both got hurt by what you did and the love ends. bubbly
Imagine how cool it would be to get a forced blowjob from a toothless cat in the eye of a tornado whilst all of your family and friends stomp their feet and chant "KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT...GO DEREK"
I won't be mad, I'll be fucking hard! Harder than a really tricky crossword! Harder than a steel beam! Harder than a diamond! The thought of both of you at the same time is so fucking hot. Would you be down for licking out Deztinee's asshole while I wank myself senseless in the corner like a depressed circus chimp?
I'm not drawing on myself.