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>The matrix is real and you've been forced to live inside

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>The matrix is real and you've been forced to live inside a game world/environment for the rest of your life

Which game do you pick and how do you spend your days?
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Pokemon, spending my days sat in my house playing on my snes
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>>604415603
2nd life. I'd spend my days fucking with furries and fucking random pervos. I'd also make extensive use of my penis grenades.
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>>604415603
Mass Effect.

And I would spend my days as an ordinary citizen.
(Oh, and gaze at stars half of my day)
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MYST.

i'll probably learn to write books, chill the fuck out everywhere.
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Original Bioshock. Just alone, with my thoughts, getting high as balls.
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nosgoth
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>>604415603
Need for speed underground 2. Always driving endlessly through a huge city in nissan 240sx. I can't get out, no cops, I just endlessly drive and can't even control my own body. The only thing i control is the steering wheel, shifter (the non american automatic crap) and ofcourse the NOS button and pedals. My car is my life, I cannot escape it and the car cannot escape me. The only thing holding me back are other tuned cars trying to win. GET THE FUCK AWAY MOTHERFUCKERS. THE MONEY IS MINE !!!
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>>604415603

WoW

>Be an armor repair merchant
>Relocate my shop every new expansion
>Literally swim in gold
>Get all tha pussy
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>>604416558
Good Lord, go and see a doctor
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Either Eorzea (chilling in Gridania) or Zeno Clash.
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>>604415603
Runescape ofc!
>buying gf
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Gta v online, as my online character. Use my money to just buy all the food, get high as fuck in my apartment, get together with all my friends for some heist action, i just respawn if i die. Ill get used to the pain eventually. Life is good, all the sex from hookers
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KS
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>>604417052
This
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Final Fantasy XIV
Crafting
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>>604416834
There's no such thing as a doctor my son, the only thing that exist is a sexy-motherfucking nissan 240sx that i drive like a bitch she is. No doctors exist in the NFS U2 world. NFS WILL SOON RULE THE WORLD AND PEOPLE WON'T BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THEIR OWN CARS !
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Elder Scrolls universe. Specifically in the Morrowind time period.
>fuck dragons
>fuck the oblivion gates
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>>604415603

counter strike go with aimbot and wallhack

ill just headshot kiddies whole day
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This. I'd be God.
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Postal 2
>piss on everyone for the rest of my life
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>>604416558
Kekity kek
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Hearthstone - sit in cozy inn with warm fire drinking ale and playing board games until the end of times.
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>>604417614
Nice choice, except you'd become the gimp.
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>>604417780
only for a level
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>>604415603
BC wow night elf druid just hanging out i can heal my self and stealth so fuck it
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>>604415603
-Payday2

Fuck it, im rich
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>>604415603
Your pic, maybe Chaydonhal
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MaxPayne
being drunk forever fuck yeah
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>>604415603

One of those "Which Twilight Character Are You?" quizzes.
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Craftymines
I spend enough time there already. Why not?
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Skate.
Chill. As. Fuck.
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>>604415603
Second Life
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>>604415603
Def wow, I would spend my days fishing and eating meat, no homo
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>>604416935
this, Eorzea. Spend my days living in costa with the miq'ote bitches. or live in dragonhead and cut my teeth on killing dragons str8 up
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>>604415603
Elder Scrolls Universe or World of Warcraft.
Spend most of my days fishing or hunting.
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>>604417267
And in NSF2 You would be smoked all day by my Mclaren F1 .
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Do we play by the rules of the game? If we do I might pick GTA V and just go on daily rampages, if not I'd probably go with Mass Effect
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>>604416726
ayy lmao
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>>6044170>>604417052
The real mvp
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>Sakura Spirit
>regular girl boobs
>fox spirits boobs
>demon girl boobs
>slime girl boobs
>literally drowning in boobs
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simple
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>>604415603
Arma 3. Operate and remove kebab day in and day out.
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There is only one legit answer.
Pic related
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>>604416726
ma man
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>>604417081

This. Lillys out there somewhere.
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>>604418641
That's called joining the army ya fuckwip
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>>604415603
What is this from? It looks familiar...
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>>604418584
ayy
that "game" was pretty boring
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>>604415603
San andreas. I got the cheats on muscle memory and i'd use the hot coffee bit whenever i felt like it. Aside from all that i'd fly around using my fucking jetpack like a mofo.
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>>604418723
I'd personally go for Miki.
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>>604418356
Mclaren F1 doesn't exist in U2 you fucking pleb.
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>>604418926
Thought he said NFS2 didn't see the U.
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>>604416013
Good luck getting raided by geth, collectors, or husks while dying from space syphilis
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>>604415603
Fallout New Vegas.
I'd work my way into the BoS and climb the ranks with pre-war tech and a pipboy. Plasma rifles for dayz.
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>>604418757
Already did that and the game is way more fun.
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>>604418324
I've been hunting and fishing in these parts for years.
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eve online...ill live forever thankyou
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Alien isolation, because of the view
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Runescape, where death is simply a side effect of incompetence.

I'd spend my days as a slave to my whim ,doing as I please.

But mostly bankstanding.
>>604416949
Ha.
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>>604418641
what mod?

for me it would be either Halo during the battle for Earth or the Stargate SG1 universe and be on a SG team
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>>604419173
YASSSS
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>>604415603
SIM CITY DISASTER MONSTER
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>>604417598
Genius.
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>>604419390
bump for eve
>Free expansions
>Get bored, and give tons of other people baaad days lol
>kekekekekekekek
>if you do it right you could have tons of money coming in
>buy bigger ships for more trolls
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Dark Souls. Spend the rest of my days invading other undead and doing unlimited runs through the world until I collect enough souls to become God
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fable, i would become the overlord of oakvale and fuck rosie.
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goat simulator bro
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leisure suit larry
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Fallout new vegas. I'd spend my days killing people and looting shit.
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>>604415603
Kerbal Space program, I will explore the stars
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>>604419565
I downloaded eridanus insurrection last night and it is pretty awesome for an early alpha but I prefer milsim play. Right now I am using AGM, both RHS packs, JSRS, and blastcore.
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>>604419357
Basically that's what I was aiming for.
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X3: Albion prelude and manipulate the galactic market and amass billions to build a super fleet to fight off xenon and press terran authority over all
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ctrl +f , s.t.a.l.k.e.r. , 0/0 . You faggots don't know how to take advantage of the fucking matrix
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>>604419987
Underrated post, top kek
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>>604419859
>after doing thousands of runs you begin to get tired of your life
>get tired of fighting
>tired of dying
>what's the point of it all
>go the way of the Crestfallen Warrior
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Super smash bros and I spend all my time kicking the shit out of Captain Falcon on various stages.
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>>604418760
Oblivion.
>2015
>not knowing about the second best elder scrolls game
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>>604420613
This guy knows
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>>604419390
my nigguh
Minmartar here
Trust the rust.
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Is this even a question? Fallout New Vegas
>Chill with Easy Pete
>Kill Caesar
>Eat dank Salisbury Steak
>Get dank rads
>Attack deathclaws with bb gun
>Do lots of psycho
>Browse /b/ and shit post bananas on my Pip Boy
Life would be perfect
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>>604415603
Bernd
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Leisure Suit Larry

fuckin bitches erryday
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Call of duty modern warfare 8
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Runescape, where paper hats would be my life.
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>>604419859
Enjoy having to live forever, dying and coming back over and over again. Then eventually some other fuckwit will kill you, take over and you're back to square one as a crazy, soul starved hollow.
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>>604415603
Tetris - I would be a line and everyone would love me.
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endless
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>>604420115
I love Mil-Sim too but holy fuck do people take it way too seriously
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Mon-musu quest.

Endless sex.
All the fetishes.
Forever.
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>>604419357
my nigga
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probably WoW because im a nigger
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>>604420613
But anon, I'm already a slav
>tfw people want to live here
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>>604421222
> implying everyone is as casul as you
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>>604420926
Same here man. I would probably form a party of hunter who go around killing all the mutant critters for mad caps (because glorious leader mr house wants to make vegas safe so people will spend all their money)
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RUST! that is once they add female characters.
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the elder scrolls , spend days non stop training myself to cast spells

>master in conjuration , alteration and illusion in less than two days
>master the rest killing fucktards for jarls
>master enchanting and make gold from enchanting fags armor and weapons

>fuck bitches and cast things
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Leisure suit Larry :D
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definitly SKYRIM
>you have your own house
>can killing everyone who want
>killing and rape
>more killing
>dragons gives u such power
>magic ,fcking magic, u understaned
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>>604422084
you wouldn't be the dragonborn tho
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>>604418228
good idea
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>>604421946
No amount of minmaxing can beat father time. He's overleveled as fuck yo
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>>604416558
"Keep on playing my favorite song"
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Corruption of Champions
>sex with everything
>transform in to shit
>monster girls
>fight shit, no real consequence
>teleportation travel
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>>604422084
Yeah a game you can die in.
>not picking a game you live forever or can be resurrected anytime.
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>>604421507
Dis shit.
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Gta v online, as my guy:
>millionaire
>all my friends
>dope as fuck clothes
>high end apartment
>get high as fuck
>heist action for some fun
>spend rest of time on /b/ from my killer planning room
>i respawn
>when i retire, ill be like micheal but better
>lifesgood.jpg
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League of Legends, being a badass champion or a summoner fucking all the hot champs (Katarina, Lux, Riven)
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star wars battlefront nigga
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>>604415603
Lemmings
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>>604415603
Dark Souls because fuck casuls
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>>604415603
I pick Second Life
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>>604422833
you would die faster than having ebolaids in Africa dude
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>>604421872
Yes but do you have unlimited supply of bolts that you can throw at anomalies ? I don't think so
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I choose a game I wrote myself, which includes an interface that lets me program the world.

Do I win?
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>>604423047
no, thats just pure faggottry
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>>604422330
One problem with that though

the legend never dies.
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>>604423117
>2025-10
>Not ruling over your own matrix

It's like you can't into code or something
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tf2, buying hats all day and having a lot of fun
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Second Life. Exploring, fucking, etc.
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Install sex mods
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>>604422991
Actually you find them all the time

>that feel when you have grandfather who collects every bolt he finds because "it can be useful one day
>tfw he has whole drawers of bolts he's never gonna use
>tfw my granfather is stalker even he doesn't realise what it is
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>>604423422
i can't into code, but i rather be on a game for the rest of my life with a bit of challenge and limits
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>>604416013
This
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>>604422774
lol...
mine would be mountain
> be god
> be mountain
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Arma 3
Spending my days as a black man with autism who enjoys killing government troops, NATO troops and Iranian troops across Altis. He doesn't want independence or anything he is just autistic.
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>>604423686
>2000+15 anno domini
>not wanting to fuck katarina
gtfo faggot
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>>604420115

Any good missions or scenarios you've found to play through? I got bored of having to design my own, I miss the patrol option in arma 2 OA that let you just go around and do random missions.
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>>604420613
yes
drinking, looking for arefacts, whole day on "fresh air" biggest problem no women
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>>604415603
It's my dream scenario.

>Earn money
>When I've got enough, plug into the mattrix
>stick tubes into my guts to keep me fed
>store me in some bunker alongside every other old fart and crippeled faggot who did the same
>leave this shitty world behind
>live out the rest of my days in middle earth
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STALKER

Because I'm not a pussy.
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>>604415603
>scavenging for ammo and guns
>hunting various dinosaurs
>farming noobs
sure I'll take it
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Play DeFrag, strafe around at 4000ups braking the laws of the physics. Move gracefully thru every map with ease enjoying the flow. Hitting perfect acceleration with every jump.
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Dawn of War/40k.

Glorious Slaaneshi orgies.
Forever
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>>604418673
Fuckin yup
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Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

Raisin' chao and runnin fast
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>>604416558
this is you.... I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>604420807
third*
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>>604420689
Oh shit...
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>>604424526
copy pasta much?
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Hat Simulator
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>>604423960
No I'm sorry. I play with a small group of friends and we take turns making little missions for each weekend. You can find good stuff here though.

http://www.armaholic.com/list.php?c=arma3_files_scenarios
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AoE 1
Live the simple and pure life of an iron age hunter gatherer with cool music in the background
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>>604415603
Mass Effect Universum

Get into samo interplanetary cargo or trade ship and travel
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>>604425002
fair enough
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>>604415603
SAO
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>>604424526
No, I sexually identify as the vastly superior A10.
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>>604425002
>Priest Bukakke,jpg
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>>604425104
Is there a game of SAO? i only know the anime
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>>604415603
The life you are living right now is the matrix
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>>604425331
go back to /x/ pls
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>>604425126
I identify as a Dalek.
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>>604417598

>not being Mr. Bones
>pleb
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>>604415603
Skyrim with sexmods and console commands.
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JFK: Reloaded
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>>604423547
That greentext made me happy anon. Thank you.
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>>604422545
Only correct answer
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>>604425520
Kek.

Ethnic Cleansing
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>>604425331
What if it's just a matrix within a matrix
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>>604425666
nice trips satan
>666
>satan has spoken
>ethnic cleansing must happen
>kill all the niggers and the likes
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>>604425842
matrixception?
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trine
cuz i would be able to see zoya's boobs
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>>604416726
>get raided by other faction
>die

Better put that shop in a sanctuary
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>>604424190
this
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>>604426179
>what is respawn

faggot, there aint no death in WoW for named characters
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>>604425888
Trips backing satan trips.

It shall be done!
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>>604423981
It's like your current life now
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>>604426411
of course, comrade
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>>604415603
Minecraft. It's nice, I love the music and if I'd enlarge everything with an endless CPU I could just use millions of blocks, so everything would appear as sharp as reallife. And also, I'm an oldfag and 8-bit is the shit.
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thief, being a master thief sneaking on everybody and stealing avery kind of shit
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