>The matrix is real and you've been forced to live inside a game world/environment for the rest of your life
Which game do you pick and how do you spend your days?
Need for speed underground 2. Always driving endlessly through a huge city in nissan 240sx. I can't get out, no cops, I just endlessly drive and can't even control my own body. The only thing i control is the steering wheel, shifter (the non american automatic crap) and ofcourse the NOS button and pedals. My car is my life, I cannot escape it and the car cannot escape me. The only thing holding me back are other tuned cars trying to win. GET THE FUCK AWAY MOTHERFUCKERS. THE MONEY IS MINE !!!
Gta v online, as my online character. Use my money to just buy all the food, get high as fuck in my apartment, get together with all my friends for some heist action, i just respawn if i die. Ill get used to the pain eventually. Life is good, all the sex from hookers
There's no such thing as a doctor my son, the only thing that exist is a sexy-motherfucking nissan 240sx that i drive like a bitch she is. No doctors exist in the NFS U2 world. NFS WILL SOON RULE THE WORLD AND PEOPLE WON'T BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THEIR OWN CARS !
I spend enough time there already. Why not?
>regular girl boobs
>fox spirits boobs
>demon girl boobs
>slime girl boobs
>literally drowning in boobs
Arma 3. Operate and remove kebab day in and day out.
San andreas. I got the cheats on muscle memory and i'd use the hot coffee bit whenever i felt like it. Aside from all that i'd fly around using my fucking jetpack like a mofo.
I've been hunting and fishing in these parts for years.
for me it would be either Halo during the battle for Earth or the Stargate SG1 universe and be on a SG team
bump for eve
>Get bored, and give tons of other people baaad days lol
>if you do it right you could have tons of money coming in
>buy bigger ships for more trolls
I downloaded eridanus insurrection last night and it is pretty awesome for an early alpha but I prefer milsim play. Right now I am using AGM, both RHS packs, JSRS, and blastcore.
Is this even a question? Fallout New Vegas
>Chill with Easy Pete
>Eat dank Salisbury Steak
>Get dank rads
>Attack deathclaws with bb gun
>Do lots of psycho
>Browse /b/ and shit post bananas on my Pip Boy
Life would be perfect
Enjoy having to live forever, dying and coming back over and over again. Then eventually some other fuckwit will kill you, take over and you're back to square one as a crazy, soul starved hollow.
Tetris - I would be a line and everyone would love me.
I love Mil-Sim too but holy fuck do people take it way too seriously
But anon, I'm already a slav
>tfw people want to live here
Same here man. I would probably form a party of hunter who go around killing all the mutant critters for mad caps (because glorious leader mr house wants to make vegas safe so people will spend all their money)
the elder scrolls , spend days non stop training myself to cast spells
>master in conjuration , alteration and illusion in less than two days
>master the rest killing fucktards for jarls
>master enchanting and make gold from enchanting fags armor and weapons
>fuck bitches and cast things
Gta v online, as my guy:
>all my friends
>dope as fuck clothes
>high end apartment
>get high as fuck
>heist action for some fun
>spend rest of time on /b/ from my killer planning room
>when i retire, ill be like micheal but better
Actually you find them all the time
>that feel when you have grandfather who collects every bolt he finds because "it can be useful one day
>tfw he has whole drawers of bolts he's never gonna use
>tfw my granfather is stalker even he doesn't realise what it is
Spending my days as a black man with autism who enjoys killing government troops, NATO troops and Iranian troops across Altis. He doesn't want independence or anything he is just autistic.
Any good missions or scenarios you've found to play through? I got bored of having to design my own, I miss the patrol option in arma 2 OA that let you just go around and do random missions.
drinking, looking for arefacts, whole day on "fresh air" biggest problem no women
It's my dream scenario.
>When I've got enough, plug into the mattrix
>stick tubes into my guts to keep me fed
>store me in some bunker alongside every other old fart and crippeled faggot who did the same
>leave this shitty world behind
>live out the rest of my days in middle earth
>scavenging for ammo and guns
>hunting various dinosaurs
sure I'll take it
this is you.... I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
No I'm sorry. I play with a small group of friends and we take turns making little missions for each weekend. You can find good stuff here though.
Live the simple and pure life of an iron age hunter gatherer with cool music in the background
No, I sexually identify as the vastly superior A10.
Trips backing satan trips.
It shall be done!
Minecraft. It's nice, I love the music and if I'd enlarge everything with an endless CPU I could just use millions of blocks, so everything would appear as sharp as reallife. And also, I'm an oldfag and 8-bit is the shit.