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Here's why you never use an airsoft as a sextoy

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Here's why you never use an airsoft as a sextoy
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why, what were you thinking
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wtf anon
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That's gone poorly mate next time use a real gun and point it at your head
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what did you did
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>>604374336
well airsoft gun, think a lil
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Op wtf u expected to happen?
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>>604374549
OP here, dunno, i thought it would be fun
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That's going to hurt for awhile dude.
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and now you wont be able to wash it for weeks on end cus it hurts so much

>gents, we have a new smeggman
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And this actually ended pretty much EXACTLY as it would have been expected to end...
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>>604373632
were you holding your dick hostage as a role play or what OP?
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>>604373632
Fucking explain
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At least you shot yourself in the sex head, and not the thinking head...
DERRRR
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>>604374901
KeK
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>>604374912
>>604374901
peretty much that, also i freaked the fuck out it wa spraying blood like hell
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>airsoft as a sextoy
>holding your dick hostage as a role play

I don't think you've been having sex the right way, OP.
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>>604375010
>was holding dick hostage
Story just got better
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>>604374724
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KEK SOMEONE CAP THIS THREAD
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>>604375305
Was about to ask if this is cap worthy
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its better than the usual sissy/fur/trap etc threads
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>>604374901
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OP, more pictures are required to authenticate the immense faggotry you've committed.

Did you try shooting one of your balls too? Never too late to try, right?
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yo dude what did your dick do to deserve that?
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>>604375589
its healing pretty well
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Wtf OP why would you ever do this?
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>>604375840
Fuuuuuck that hurts
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>>604375840
sucks to be you m8
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what did it do to get convicted ins ex court?
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This place never fails to amaze me
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>>604373632
lol you got hair stuck to your dickhead
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I hope it gets infected, you get Dick cancer, it falls off the you die beforeyou find someone to breed and contaminate the gene pool. I've seen some dumb shit here, this ranks in the top 20.
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>>604375840
It looks like a sad old man.

(I'm a lesbian)
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>>604375840
thanks, you really fucked yourself huh

bet that hurts like a motherfucker.

good thing when a girl goes to suck my dick she wont wonder why there's a perfect circle on my head. How the fuck would you explain that?
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how this played out in my mind...

Op takes off pants
puts pair of panty hose over head
grabs bb gun
"ok dick put the money in the bag and no one gets hurt"
Op gets aroused and dicks grows
dick movement startles Op
Op fires gun
"i told you not to fucking move!!!"
"you did this to your self"
Op throws on pants and runs out of room.
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>>604375840
Did you get the pellet out?
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>>604376199
OP here im a pedo so im not concerned about that
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What the fuck is going on here?
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>>604376279
yep
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>>604376199
Checked
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Storytime OP
We must know
TELL US
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>>604373632
Green text story. NOW.
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>>604376316
lol honesty

sucks to be you
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You shot it with your right hand at a 90º angle to the dick.

>dat hop-up peel
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>>604374336
>>604374430
well I don't get it either
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>>604376889
see
>>604376270
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>>604376543
>>604376570
>be me
>be bored at home
>fapping like always
>great idea pops into my head
>grab a gbb airsoft gun
>put it down 3 times cuz feel like its gonna hurt
>convince myself that it wont cuz i didnt really filled it up with gas
>try to shoot
>nah it will hurt
>shoot
>aww shit blood spraying all over the bed
>grab a piece of cloth wrap it around tight
>bleeding stops
>post it on /b/
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>>604377145
Should have recorded/photographed the bloodspray faggot. Do it again. Correctly this time.
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>>604373632
Wtf? Tell me you shoved ur wiener in the barrel.
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>>604377145
In what way did you think that would have been at all pleasurable?
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>>604377145
I understand you're probably still writhing in pain, but that is not archive worthy op.
Why would you have an airsoft fetish? Have you done it before, like tried with maybe a nerf gun or something?
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>>604377608
well it was fun when it hurt so i've gone for a bigger pain factor, and it wasnt fun anymore
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>>604373632
>>604377145
topkek
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I bet it would hurt if you got a boner right now.
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someone else should try it, rly its not that painful now and the spraying blood is just amazing
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>>604377901
Will you ever take it up a notch you think? Why not use a 10 pump BB gun or a .22?
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>>604378078
Thats evil but so much lawl
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>>604378185
A .22 is a bit of a jump from a 10 pump bb..
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>>604378403
why not a .40?
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>>604378496
Or a .50, at least OP wouldn't have to worry about cleaning his dick anymore.
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>>Holding your dick hostage and shoot it with airsoft gun.
Cause autoerotic asphyxiation is so 2014
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what about a rl gun?
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I hope it gets infected and they have to amputate your dick.
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>>604379108
kek
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>>604379212
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>>604379108
thats true op, you getter get some rubbing alchohol. Or Salt, it does the same thing
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Die Hard fap fantasy. Cum you fucker or i'll shoot you in the head. What's next? crossing my fingers for silence of the lambs
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>>604375169
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>>604379318
Salt is the best thing to keep infection out.I learned that in the Army
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>>604379509
Also lemon juice
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>>604379509
>>604379549
Are we making a fucking cocktail here?
>pun intended
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>>604379549
Don't forget the bleach
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With just a dash of baking soda.
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>>604379302
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>>604379549
i always took brown rum
works great
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Someone has to screencap all of this shit
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>>604379728
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B/ - magical place full of normal people, wanted to take a nap before work i have to find my sides first
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doctorfag here

OP! quick you need to amputate your dick before the plastic from the airsoft pellet gets into your bloodstream and causes a clot in your heart, and you die.
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>>604380094
with a rusty meat cleaver soaked in bleach, lemon juice and rubbing alcohol. Send him the pics, he's a doctor. You don't want to get gangrene
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>>604380279
and salt
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>>604379901
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I know it sucks OP but do you really want to take the off chance that you might lose your dick forever if it gets infected?
Your dick is probably the most bacteria infested regions on your body.
Sanitize it. And please, for the love of god post it on here!
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>>604375840
I can feel it, god that must hurt
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>>604380088
Just lay on your back
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When you shoot your pistol it means to CUM! Not literally shoot your pistol!
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>>604373632
i thought /b/ could no longer surprise me with its stupidity
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>>604380365
Sorry, i forgot about the salt. just rub it onto the blade gently tip to shaft 3 times. But cannot help the feeling that OP died on us trying to play game of thrones fap fantasy and cut the head of the king's hand
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fL5iWgWwno
lyrics kinda related
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>>604376188
Back to reddit
also, cheked
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https://4archive.org/b/thread/604373632
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>>604373632
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>>604380761
Goddes of Canada thanks you based anon
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OP are you on your way to a hospital or something?
Where are jew?
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So let me guess. This is what happened
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>>604376794
90º Dangle
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>>604375840

that would have been cool if the paintball embedded under the skin. then you could piss a rainbow.
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>>604373632


dick owe you money?
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>>604376188
No one cares, dyke
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>>604373632

so, we should be posting pics to give him a hardon. wonder how much that would hurt.
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Yeah! Get a boner, OP!
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OP died like 10-minutes ago. As it happend his dick called his crew and they wrecekd his shit up
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>>604382823
>>604382776
>>604382657
as stated earlier nothing over 12 will give me a boner
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>>604382657
Dude, he shoots his dick for pleasure. Good luck finding suitable porn for this demented motherfucker...
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>>604373632
jesus christ trim you're pubes.
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>>604383072
>you're pubes
>you're
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>>604383163
if you shoot yourself in the dick, maybe you are pubes.
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>>604383027
Kek, i would say taze it or mace it, might be fun. Or better pepper spray it
>>604383072
>>you're pubes
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>>604383006
Okay then.

This is now a loli thread for the purpose of hurting OP.
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>>604383072
>op shoots dick with airsoft gun
>surprised his pubes are arab/10
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OP literally shot himself in the dick because he thought it would feel good. What the fuck.
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OP here, applied alcohol and bandage i hope its not getting infected
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>>604383718
You're loli thread
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pls op dont reproduce ever
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>>604383778
How you are holding up in there, champ? Any other brilliant ideas how to spice up your fap time?
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>>604383778
You couldnt take a pic and post it?
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>>604383928
well i was thinking about shaving my pubes just before this happened, aybe that would have been a better idea
>>604383727
>>604383072
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Now put a firecracker up your dick hole.
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Pls OP post a pic of the gun
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>>604384136
second that, let's see what was the sex toy in question that wronged you so. Also Thank you OP, i have a shitty situation at home and i needed that more than i thought
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>>604384074
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>>604384136
>>604384319
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>>604384499
I haven't laughed this hard in awhile.
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>>604384499
looks like rotten meat
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>>604384499
Look like it wants to change its race to asian cause op is one caucaisan demented psycho
>>604384571
Nice one, how much did it cost? I think about getting my own ASG, just in case i had brilliant idea to shoot my dick with it, when it displease me
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>>604384499
tfw op uses extreme high definition images for max detail of his cock in all the pictures

>OP is a faggot pedo
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>>604384884
around 100$ in my country
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>>604385022
why would he lower the quality?
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no, it's great for you faggots who like OPs stupidity and looking at is cock, but I don't like looking at detailed penis.
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I'm having a shitty day. This cheers me up. Thanks OP.
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>>604384499
http://a.pomf.se/jcvicw.webm
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OP here, im also thinking about an heroing, any ideas, i want it to be quick nd that i dont have time to change my mind
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>>604386332
do it on livestream
you will be continuously motivated to an hero
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>>604386332
Shot in the head

oh sorry, you have already tried
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>>604386283
>http://a.pomf.se/jcvicw.webm
pressed x fairly quickly cuz i was going to get a boner
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>>604386018
Go cry in the corner, you are scared of a dick, i guess you never seen one cause you are a massive cunt. Also i'm out. Have fun OP, or better not. We witnessed what you are doing for fun
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>>604384571
you didn't even use a marui OP, am disappoint
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>>604386283
noice
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>>604382067
>>604382262
>>604382468

Please, I am dying
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At least idiots like you can't breed anymore.
Seriously, who shoots themselves in the dick as a fetish?
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>>604384499
hahahahahhahaha, no but seriously go see a doctor
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>>604373632
This must be OP
https://youtu.be/w_23z9yJAq0?t=1m
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I would pay top dollar for that BB
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Has OP abandoned thread?
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>>604390219
>>604390419
im here, and listening
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>>604390419
Yes, as he has likely contracted a staff infection and will die shortly.
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>>604390639
Once again he had to cut it off.
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actually it started to bleed a little again
>>604390735
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at least this shit gonna stop me from raping lil girls cuz it would hurt like hell
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