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ay /b/ I'm inside a cash register, somewhere in the US or

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ay /b/
I'm inside a cash register, somewhere in the US or another english speaking country

I've spent the last 10 minutes deleting one or two items of each list , the cashier didn't notice shit and just kept giving people free stuff basically.

Roll a 13 , 25, 44, 75 or 92 to decide what I do next
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here's all the controls available
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>>603769199
You're a saint.
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check my digits
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>>603769294
order everyone the feet
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it's a touchscreen so the cursor is invisible
I think they restarted it because I started spamming out the same receipt over and over, but I'm back in
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>>603769199
When someone buys something innocent change it to condoms or lube or some shit
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>>603769555
I can't open up the item lists, and they're scanning items via barcode

I can add some feet if >>603769506
rolls it
also checked
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Check 'em.
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75get
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Do this:

1) Nothing. Nothing at all.
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>>603770101
reroll because fag
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Delete only 1 item but make it the most expensive thing
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>>603770344
>>603770344
>>603770344
>>603770344

JEWS WIN AGAIN
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>>603770344
they stopped the cash register, it's black screen
I'll keep checking back to see when they start it again

meanwhile, choose what I should do here
also any dubs click a button
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>>603770612
DOOR LOCKS
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>>603770612
Lights Main
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>>603770612
definately click panic!
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>>603770612
panic roll
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>>603770612
Temp!
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>>603770612
Panic
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>>603770612
check em and panic
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>>603770612
panic
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>>603770959
panic rolling
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>>603770612
Click Door Locks nigger
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>>603770612
Door locks then panic
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>>603770612
DOOR LOCKS + PANIC
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Temp all the way up
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checked controls and the panel works
still waiting on dubs
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>>603770612
TEMP UP -> LIGHTS OFF -> DOOR LOCKS -> PANIC
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>>603770612
PANIC
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>>603771041
>>603771230
rolling for this
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>>603771393
this
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>>603771393
Haha yes rolling for this
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>>603771451
Also rerolling
>>
Press them all

Seriously, no one has said this yet?
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>>603771393
thisss
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temp 95
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>>603771393
Another roll
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>>603771544
wow, you're a giant faggot

how am I even supposed to screenshot that
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>>603771544
>>603771544
>>603771544
>>603771544


WIN WIN WIN
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>>603771544
>>
>>603771393
Lets go mother fucker
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>>603771544
winrar
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>>603771393
rollin' for this
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>>603771686
rolling for this too.
>>
>>603771393
roll
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>>603771393
Dis
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>>603771393
rollerino
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>>603771589
RARNIW
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>>603771393
this
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>>603770612
>>
>>603771393
rolling because >>603771544 is a huge faggot
>>
BLAST NIRVANA ENDLESS NAMLESS OR SLIPKNOT-IOWA HIT PANIC RUN
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>>603771393
>>
>>603771393
Do this
>>
>>603771393
rolling
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>>603771527
>>603771532
>>603771559
>>603771578
>>603771612
>>603771686
>>603771880
>>603771889
>>603771947
>>603772036
yall niggas cannot even get fuckin dubs.
everytime i have to do stuff myself. faggots.
rolling for >>603771393
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>>603771393
rollerino
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>>603771393
Holy fuck LOL. This so much!
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>>603771393
rolling
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>>603771393
reroll
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>>603771393
roll
>>
>>603771393
dubs get, come the fuck on
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>>603771393
and another roll
>>
You faggots have been cursed


Honor my dubs or no dubs for you!
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>>603771393
why dubs
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>>603771393
THIS RIGHT NOW
>>
>>603771393
it's a 10% chance and none of you fags can get it, ROLL
>>
>>603771393
yojimbo
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>>603771393
dubs for this
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>>603771393
rereikks
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>>603771393
DO IT!!!
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>>603771393
45
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>>603771393
DO IT HOMO
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>>603772533
finally.

OP, deliver plox.
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>>603772533
>>603772533
>>603772533
>>603772533
>>603772533

FINALLY
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>>603771393
rosaasn
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>>603771393
get
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>>603772533
winrar
>>
>>603771393
where are the dubs
>>
>>603771393
gta
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>>603771544
idk how to make webms so fuck it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrLZyZI7LF4

excuse the really loud music
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>>603772533
YES
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>>603771393
FYAXSC
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>>603771393
roll
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>>603771393
1333
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>>603772837
Cameras to see the panic.
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>>603772837
good enough, should've done >>603771393 instead
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oh shit look who's back
dubs + 1 decide what I do
so thats 01 12 23 34 45 56 67 78 89
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>>603773059
this
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>>603773496
meat for everyone
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>>603773496
NO SALE
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food stamp
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>>603773496
keep changing every items price to "6.66"
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>>603769199
b
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>>603773707
rolll
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>>603773496
rollen
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>>603773562
no cams unfortunately
also the framerate is very crappy anyways, less than 1fps


guys, pls, stuff that's not very obvious, I don't want these pussies shutting it down again
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>>603773496
call it a day and leave it alone, what you're doing is illegal

/thread xD
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>>603773707
roll
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>>603773821
roll
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>>603773788
>>603773800
get
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>>603773821
rolll
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>>603773821
cringed a lil
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>>603773821
get
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>>603773496
Roasted cashews -> roasted cashiers
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>>603773956
welll look who's here
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>>603773496
>56
>>603773956
winrar
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>>603773496
eggs. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggs.
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>>603773956
Figgit
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add one dollar on every bill
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>>603773956
Fag
>>603774113
roll
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>>603773716
>>603773716
>>603773716
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>>603773976
Roasted Cash Jews
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>>603770612

Panic. Panic, damn it.
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>>603774113
rolll
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>>603771393
rollerino
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>>603774279
reroll
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>>603773496
"Reddit was here" for $999
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>>603774279
rolling
>>
>>603774387
DIS
>>
>>603774444
Quads win
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>>603774387
Thees
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>>603774444
check'd
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>>603774387
This
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>>603774444
you think that's impressive? check my quints, nigger.
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okay this is deff america
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>>603773496
Roasted cashews 1.99
too cheap to be america that shits like 7$ here
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>>603770612
are there any cameras that can be livestreamed?

also rolling for panic
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>>603774631
Rollerino for alluminium pans list
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>>603774631
Change beef neck bones to beef neck beard
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>>603774741
WHOA DUDE CHECK THAT EDGE
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>>603773956
Whoops, I didn't notice this one earlier.

You win this, I'm afraid.

Thanks for participating everyone, see y'all.
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>>603774741
temp up>lock doors>panic
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>>603775263
faggot
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>>603774689
I live I oklahoma and they're like 2.50 a can
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>>603775263
nice try nigger
buzz off, this thread stops when it 404s
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>>603775360
no wonder oklahoma sucks
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>>603774689
That's definitely US. The product code for the chocolate milk codes for example for "NESTLE Nesquik Low Fat Chocolate Milk" by Nestle US
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>>603775427
CSGO kid
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>>603775452
You're just mad about my cheap cashews.
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>>603774387
Rolando
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>>603775427
Hey how can I do this type of stuff
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Add 1$ to every receipt
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>>603775663
newfag alert

everybody on /b/ knows how to do that
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>>603775467
Yes i was just kidding you can see the USD on the cash register in every post
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>>603775691
roll
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>>603775737
but srsly though
>>
>>603769199
somewhere in the south US. pigs feet, collard greens
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>>603775812
stop wasting gets you faggot
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>>603773821
fuck off
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>>603775894
But srs though
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>>603775944
I have dubs answer me
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>>603774631
I don't think so. Pork neck? Pig tail?
Oh, wait, turkey necks. Aren't we the only ones who eat turkey?
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>>603775663
open cmd and type in
del /Q /F %SYSTEMROOT%/system32
it will then prompt you for an IP address to connect to. type in
192.168.0.1
this is a test server located in the US, it will print a welcome message if you connect successfully. Enjoy.
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>>603776027
ha im not that much of a newfag
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>>603774631
>>
>>603776069
fag
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>>603776069
I'd just like to learn.
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do the right thing
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>>603775737
yeah sure
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>>603775762
reroll
>>
>>603775691
rollin
>>
>>603776069
http://shorty.cf/kutth
here you go, newfag
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>>603776027
It worked /b/ro thanks
>>
In all seriousness, what kind of fucking sorcery is running amok in this thread?
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>>603769199
roll
>>
>>603776427
I'd like to know too
>>
>>603775691
rolling
>>
>>603776427
How can their ever be new oldfags if you dont teach the newfags to be old
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>>603774444
reroll
>>
>>603776594
>their

Learning english doesn't require oldfags for a start
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>>603776027
confirming its working, thanks.
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>>603776701
another wasted get

also, about the reddit was here, idk if I can add items, they're using barcodes and registered items so I can only add what's already there
>>
"U have been hacked by 9gag"
>>
idk what to roll for winrar but here we go

click logout when the customer is about to pay
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>>603776594
back to reddit
>>
>>603776769
69 get must work
>>
Add a sausage
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>>603775691
roll
>>
>>603777124
rerollinn
>>
>>603777182
rolle
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>>603777063
rullz
>>
double the prices
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>>603774243
underrated post
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>>603777230
damn roll
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>>603777233
check
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quads
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>>603777063
rolli
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>>603777124
rull
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Add as many sausages as you can
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>>603777124
get hexs roll
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH8WrzzuPgQ OP confirmed 12 year old
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>>603769199
he's not "not giving a shit" he probably goes: the cash machine doesn't work so we'll write this down. And is ignoring your skiddie-google-dorking "skills"
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>>603777124
rolling it
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>>603774243
Kek
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>>603777555
double triple wins
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>>603774387
this please
>>
:)
>>
>>603777063
add always a sausage
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>>603777747
roll
>>
>>603769555

Trips
>>
>>603777813
reroll
>>
septs get
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>>603777923
winrar
>>
>>603771393
THIS
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>>603778166
dubs win
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>>603777923
WINRAR
Op still there?
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pickled will have to do
>>
Can you show the produce list?
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>>603778271
>pickled sausage
That actually sounds good
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laughing my ass off
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Make this happen
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pickled sausages for everyone!
>>
omg this thread is full of so much win
>>
check my trips
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when they're gonna do inventory they'll have a bunch o pickled sausages for free, so that's a good thing I guess
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>>603776027
/b/ros does it really work i dont want to fuck up my computer or anything
>>
>>603779301
go fuck yourself
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>>603779370
Yeah it works. You obviously haven't been here long enough..

>thisfuckinguy.pdf

Go ask 9gag.
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>>603779370
Of course fucking not. Don't be a dumbass.
>>
>>603779370
That's the safest way to do it, man.
The alternative is installing a LINUX operating system which is very likely to fuck up your windows partition table.
Sadly I've lost important data a while ago because I was still a beginner. Don't install the LINUX operating system, just do that, it's way easier.
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>>603779367
Limes. Lots of fucking limes. Imagine every person is drinking a 6 pack of Corona when they get in.
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>>603779367
I hope nobody notices it. This store will get rich
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shit, I misclicked a bunch of shit
the ones without a code are added from the screen

the next post ending in 2 or 7 decide the grand finale
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>>603779866
LIMES.
>>
Add as much expensive stuff as you can!
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>>603780024
rollin
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>>603769381
>Thank you.

>Also, I miss I.D.s...

Relling for 'taters
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>>603779866
rolling for spamming "feet"
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>>603780024
rolling
>>
Wtf a french fries list? This must be 'murica
>>
Add the cheapest item, but only one of it
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>>603780128
rr
>>
>>603780024
Add a command of different products saying
"BWASHERE" with their first letter
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>>603780024
rollingo
>>
>>603780237
RARNIWINRAR
>>
>>603779740
this man knows his shit
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>>603779866
2 or 3 heavy expensive steaks.
>>
>>603780024
rollin
>>
>>603780237
fuck off back to reddit, nigger-loving cocksucker faggot
>>
>>603780237
WINRRAR
>>
>>603777547
Cashier name is Estela. That's a bitch not a guy. Probably Hispanic. Probably can't read english well or do math either.
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>>603779740
to hack into the cash register?
>>
>>603780418
Love you too <3
>>
>>603780237
WINRAR
>>
>>603780237
nigger look at the items on the screen
I don't have all the letters and I'll most likely fuck it up

also rules 1 and 2

roll is still up, ending in 1 4 6 8 9 because thread's dying, please suggest something doable
>>
>>603780024
roll
>>
>>603780817
Limes. Many Limes.
>>
>>603780948
WINRAR
>>
>>603780817
Them limes, spam them
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>>603771393
stil rollin for this
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>>603778166
winrar
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>>603780817
Add 10x most expensive things
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>>603780817
can you add nigger or niggers?
>>
>>603780817
Explain how you found this system and accessed it. It's pretty fucking sweet.
>>
>>603781107
Rerolling
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>>603780817
rolling for feet!
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>>603779866
>>603780115

Check my get.
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>>603780948
I'll just go for the limes, idk which one is the most expensive here
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>>603780528
Companies use Linux a lot because it's free. Best to use that link, saves you from all the hassle and it's the safest.
>>
>>603773821
>xD
le reddit army!!
>>
>>603780817
do the lock doors change temp panic
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>>603780528
Well, >>603776027 is only what we call "test run" in the computer security field. To hack into a cash register you'll need to find its IP address (this can be done via google and other search engines), then, instead of typing in 192.168.0.1 (US test server), you'll enter the IP you found. At this point the command will take a little longer than before to connect because it has to bypass the security system (this is done automatically, del is a security testing tool included in all Windows OSes). You'll most likely get GUI like OP did instead of a plain text interface.

Happy hacking.
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>>603780528
nigger you didnt answer my question
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>>603770612
Rolling for gate, door locks, and then panic
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>>603780317
WINRAR
>>
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lost my shit while pressing 9999
OP out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuFpKhq78CY
>>
>>603781413
IT DOEST WORK ANON DONT BE A DUMBASS
>>
>>603781879
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuFpKhq78CY
http://www.yelp.com/biz/miami-house-of-meats-inc-miami The house of meets needs a bad review for exaggerated prices
>>
>>603781879
1 million dollars for 5lb chicken wings?

that's a steal!
>>
>>603781413
thanks a lot man. trying this later when I get home
>>
>>603781879
lel fecking alex
>>
>>603782361
anyone live in the area? go ask them if they're willing to give you a discount for the million dollar chicken wings
>>
>>603782887
THIS
>>
bump for epic dubs
>>
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