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Shit /b/... I think I fucked up >Be me >born with a sister

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Shit /b/... I think I fucked up

>Be me
>born with a sister one year younger than me
>she was born blind
>solid 8/10
>always followed me around, refused to follow others
>I was her seeing eye dog basically
>Wanted to hang out with friends when I was young
>Always had to watch her, so I resented her
>finally decide to ditch her at the mall, and watch her react
>she stumbles around, holds on to a wall and calls my name
>"anon!?? ANON!?"
>people just walk past her.
>She starts b'awwing
>I run over and act like I was looking for her
>she cried more and hugged me, holding on to me and mumbling something
>she cries more and says she loves me and always loved me

cont?

also, general wincest greentext
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Keep going faggot!!
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inb4: You could stick your penis in her mouth but don't do it
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at least say that it is old pasta
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cont pls
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Don't fuck with impaired feelings dude.
You are her fucking brother, you should protect.
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>>603188857
Stale
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>>603188857
God you're a mean ass person.
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lel pasta
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>>603188857
Well youre an asshole but this is /b/ so continue
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This was on 4chan a looong time ago.
Too bad
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I completely ignored what she said and took her home.
Fast forward like a month
>Sitting in my room
>on my dino computer because I was 15 and computers were shit then
>raging fucking boner out of no where
>Sister is sitting on the bed, playing with something in her hand
>beta idea
>"Hey, you remember when we were at the mall?"
>she says of course and gets all worried
>"What you said back there..."
>she flips shit
>"I didn't say anything, what do you mean, I..."
>proceed to move over to her and hug her
>She hugs back but pushes me away violently
>I had a boner
>she stormed out of the room
cont?
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>>603189288
Do people ever read the flavour text under the /b/ title. It never ceases to amaze me how retarded some people really are...
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>>603189615
How does blind person storms out of the room, without banging her head to wall?
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Cunt in you
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>>603189833
Kek
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See above your post idiot
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>>603189833
Are you saying you cant walk through your house with your eyes closed after living there for fourteen years?
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The newfags thinking this is OC. OP is pure pasta.
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that is a pasta you fucking newfags
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>>603189987
Everyone can but can you really storm out of a room with your eyes closed and not get hit by anything
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>>603188857
copypasta seen this before
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>>603190061
Then why cant he pasta faster?
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>>603190326
you realy love the dinosaur aint you
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>>603188857
I'm calling it
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Continue yo
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the next day.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for like an hour
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>>603190713
That's more like it.
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>>603190326
OP was pasta now he's just typing out his wincest fantasies with a fictional blind sister.

That or there is more to the pasta then I remember and he's just slow as shit when it comes to pasta
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>>603190713
I knew where this was going
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>>603190713
Was it mom's spaghetti?
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>>603191107
Vomit on his sweater?
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>>603190713
>sneaking up on blind poeple.
Nice try.
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>>603191243
He's nervous
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>>603190197
how about storm out of the room as well as a blind person can.
walk confidently with loud steps to the door while feeling with your hands and slam the door behind you angrily
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the next day.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the day
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>>603191433
you fucked up. abandon thread.
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>>603191332
Butt on the surface
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>>603191332
but on his face he looks confident
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>>603190713
>>603191433
shit nigga, twice in two days? doesn't she learn?
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>>603191433
jesus christ OP learn to copy paste properly...
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eventually I walked up to her room and knocked
>"Go away"
>"No"
>"Go away, please."
>"Open the door"
>proceeds to argue for about 5 minutes.
>Eventually she walks over, or stumbles, and opens the door.
>my pants start flooding
>She's in really cute pjs now
>decide to get alpha
>fuck what do I do
>"I'm sorry.. I ju-"
>Kissed her quickly and hugged her
>"I-I love you too."
>She starts crying again.
>Alpha the fuck up, carry her to the bed.
>lay her down
>rip off her panties
>"Wait please"
>nope, pants off
>shush her like I'm romantic
>slowly push in and she starts screaming bloody murder
>forgot condom
>no lube
>just right in
>parents enter the back door and I get dressed faster than sonic on speed
>>603191433
copying for notepad, forgot to ctrl+c
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>>603190664
That pictures shit.
Nobody has ever said "who was on the phone"
That's not how it goes.
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OP can't even re-heat pasta properly.
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>>603191564
And now he's calm and ready to drop his ball in his sister's mouth already
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the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the day
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>>603191613
but on the internet, everyone knows you're just mentally fapping to your sister and never acted on it.
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>>603191613
I think you're getting being alpha and raping her mixed up.
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>>603188857
>>603188857
>>603188857
Stale pasta is stale

Op is a faggot.
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>>603191613
You fucked up the story, OP
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the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
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the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
>>
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>>603192235
Op just kill yourself, you've fucked up the pasta beyond the point of return.
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>things are really awkward because I have to walk her to school the next day
>man up at lunch and start to talk to her
>"I'm sorry about yesterday..."
>She looks like she's about to cry
>"I just..."
>I paused awkwardly and probably made things worse
>she just sat there
>"You probably hate me now..."
>she paused "No, I told you I love you."
>Really confused
>"What about what I did yesterday?"
>"We can try it again... if you want to"
fast forward after school
>mom eventually leaves because she needs to get groceries
>dad is on a bussiness trip
>grab my sisters hand and pull her up the stairs
>she trips and busts her chin
>fuck I'm retarded
>she's ok, bring her up the stairs, and in to my room.
hopefully just one more?
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the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
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I think I'm the only one here, but continue
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>>603192567
GOOOOOOo123
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the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
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>I open the door
>get on the floor
>then i walked the dinosaur
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Continue op
>>
Before the next day,
>the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
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I'm here fag. Carry on with your fake story.
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>things are really awkward because I have to walk her to school the next day
>man up at lunch and start to talk to her
>"I'm sorry about yesterday..."
>She looks like she's about to cry
>"I just..."
>I paused awkwardly and probably made things worse
>she just sat there
>"You probably hate me now..."
>she paused "No, I told you I love you."
>Really confused
>"What about what I did yesterday?"
>"We can try it again... if you want to"
fast forward after school
>mom eventually leaves because she needs to get groceries
>dad is on a bussiness trip
>grab my sisters hand and pull her up the stairs
>she trips and busts her chin
>fuck I'm retarded
>she's ok, bring her up the stairs, and in to my room.
>get her down on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
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the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
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>>603192888
/thread
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inb4 the next day again again
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Cont pls
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the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
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>>603192888
Also, dat trips
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Come on carry on op
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>>603192888
Check em
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>>603191593

lmao kek'd
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the next day again.
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
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>I opened the door
>got on the floor
>everybody did the dinosaur
>except my sister, since her visual impairment left her unaware of what was taking place
>then she tripped again
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the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
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>mom eventually leaves because she needs to get groceries
>dad is on a bussiness trip
>grab my sisters hand and pull her up the stairs
>she trips and busts her chin
>fuck I'm retarded
>she's ok, bring her up the stairs, and in to my room.
>get her down on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
>>
the next day.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for like an hour
>>
Memes
Dubs
memes
>>
Continue op
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>>603193420
inb4 blazed
>>
>Bring her on to the bed, really nervous
>slowly undress her, end up touching her boobs a lot
>ready to fuck her
>remember last time it was to hard to push through
>lube, need lube.
>genious, I'll use saliva
>go down on her, really bad I'm sure
>She just kind of winces and moves her legs a little
>decide that's enough, and go up to kiss her
>"Eerr... no thanks..."
>oh right...
>proceed to attempt fucking her
>slides in a bit easier, a bit of blood drips out on my dick
>what ever
>She's clawwing at my back and making painful groaning noises
>slowly go back and forth, eventually she stops clawwing as much
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>proceed to go faster
>slow down because I don't want to cum
>She's moaning, probably so that I feel encouraged to continue
>Goes on for a few minutes, what felt like hours.
>Come inside and squeeze her
>"Oh my god did you just cum!?" she practically yelled
>n...no... I continue even though it feels like too much now
>pull out after minute or two
>spit on her
>"ahhhh yeah..."
>mfw she never got pregnant
>mfw years later a psychiatrist found out we had sex
that's why I think I'm fucked, I'm 19 now.
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>>603189833
Blind people can do it very easily, Assuming it's somewhere they are intimate with, and nobody changed the furniture around
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>mom eventually leaves because she needs to get groceries
>dad is on a bussiness trip
>grab my sisters hand and pull her up the stairs
>I trips and craps her chin
>fuck I'm retarded
> "YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNI FEGOOT?"
>people just walk past her.
>Be me
>she was born blind
>always followed me around, refused to follow others
>I had a boner
>she flips shit
>she starts crying and mumbling
>forgot condom
>learnign to skateboard with my friends again
>fuck I'm retarded
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the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
>>
>>603193627
Weren't on a computer at 15 and they were shit back then? Apparently computers made impossible improvements in the last 4 years. Everyone rejoice! Fucking dumbass.
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>>603193474
Hilarious
>>
the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
>>
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>>603193753
Topkek/40
>>
the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week.
>>
>>603193836
the computers my family could afford were pretty shit, we had two
>>
the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
.
>>
>>603193627
Even if the story about it wasn't fake, why would you be in trouble because of that?

Captcha: atool
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>>603193128
Just kill yourself or post address so I can motherfucker. You're a piece of shit to come in my way. EVERY ONE who comes in my way dies albeit a quick death. I will end you asshole. Don't you doubt it. If you cross me again I will fucking gut you in front of your family and they won't recognize your lifeless corpse or rather pieces of it after I'm done. You would honestly want to die for the suffering to end you piece of absolute undeniable shit. Just kill yourself to avoid the reckoning motherfucking cuntfaced retard.
>>
inb4

copy and paste again
>>
Rolling for trips
>>
>>603194022
BTW if someone didn't figure this out, it's a pasta.
>>
the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip .on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
>>
>>603193753
my sides
>>
>>603188857
>>603189615
already read this one in a feels thread, stop it with your bullshit anon, this is the shit that i hate about 4chan, why the fuck would you lie ? it's an anonymous board you dipshit
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>>603193753
I cant stop laughing
>infinitely learnign to skatebord with my friends again
>fuck im retarded

mysides.jpg
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>>603193627
you're fucked OP
Even without legal repercussions your parents will never see you the same again
>>
>fuck I'm retarded
>fuck I'm retarded
>fuck I'm retarded
>fuck I'm retarded
>fuck I'm retarded
>fuck I'm retarded
>fuck I'm retarded
>>
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>>603188857
>the next day.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>>she starts crying and mumbling
>>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for like an hour
>pic related
>>
abandon thread
>>
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>>603193420
>>
>mfw having real unnatural powers
>mfw no one believes me
>mfw show my gf and she realizes it's true
>next day she asks me if it really happened otherwise she might have dreamed it, she feels
>tell her it happened
>she starts crying and tells me not to talk about it to anyone else or even her again
>says it could be dangerous
>mfw use my abilities every other day and feel the range of possibilities growing.
>changing peoples mind on a whim seems powerful
>>
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I just burst with laughter and everyone in my Spanish class is stating at me. Thanks /b/ros
>>
>>603194764
faggit
>>
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the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she trips and craps her chin
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>fuck im retarded
>she starts crying and mumbling
>I had a boner
>forget condom
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the condom
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
>fuck im retarded
>>
the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
>>
>mfw having real unnatural powers
>mfw no one believes me
>mfw show my gf and she realizes it's true
>next day she asks me if it really happened otherwise she might have dreamed it, she feels
>tell her it happened
>she starts crying and tells me not to talk about it to anyone else or even her again
>says it could be dangerous
>mfw use my abilities every other day and feel the range of possibilities growing.
>changing peoples mind on a whim seems powerful
>>
>>603193753
fucking kek
>>
>>603189288
>this meme
>Priceless
>>
>>603193753
lelsokek
>>
>>603194764
maricón
>>
>>603195208
bueno
>>
>>603188857
pasta
>>
So yeah. As I was saying,


>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
>>
>>603195288
>>
>waiting for OP to deliver next copypasta
>>
>>603195566
OP will surely delivar
>>
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>>603195889
My sides.
>>
OP here, sorry I forgot that I had posted this thread and went outside. I'll type up the rest in the next couple of minutes.
>>
>>603188857
>>she stumbles around, holds on to a wall and calls my name
>>"anon!?? ANON!?"
>>people just walk past her.
>>She starts b'awwing

You're a mean fuck.
>>
>>603196400
>Be OP
>post shitty wincest thread on /b/
>forget about said thread.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends again
>remember thread
>fuck I'm retarded
>>
>>603196400
Lol, I'm OP, I'm lurking now because it went full retard after I double posted... Haven't posted since
>>603193627
>>
>>603195889
>>603195566
>>603196400
>>603196557
he finished, see
>>603196826
>>
the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
>>
the next day again.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
>>
After the psychiatrist found out about me and my sister:
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are in the backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>walk quietly in to my room because maybe I could fap
>slowly push open my door
>sister is laying in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and mumbling
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week
>>
>>603196557
lmfao 1000 internets to you, you mother fucker
>>
OP here
>>>603196826
is an imposter
cont from >>603195566
>Be me
>born with a sister one year younger than me
>she was born blind
>solid 8/10
>always followed me around, refused to follow others
>I was her seeing eye dog basically
>Wanted to hang out with friends when I was young
>Always had to watch her, so I resented her
>finally decide to ditch her at the mall, and watch her react
>she stumbles around, holds on to a wall and calls my name
>"anon!?? ANON!?"
>people just walk past her.
>She starts b'awwing
>I run over and act like I was looking for her
>she cried more and hugged me, holding on to me and mumbling something
>she cries more and says she loves me and always loved me

cont?
>>
>>603196400
>be OP
>learnign to skateboard with my friends again
>remember thread about learnign to skateboard wit my friends
>fuck im retarded
>>
OP here
>>603199042
is an imposter
cont from >>603193753
>Be me
>born with a sister one year younger than me
>she was born blind
>solid 8/10
>always followed me around, refused to follow others
>I was her seeing eye dog basically
>Wanted to hang out with friends when I was young
>Always had to watch her, so I resented her
>finally decide to ditch her at the mall, and watch her react
>she stumbles around, holds on to a wall and calls my name
>"anon!?? ANON!?"
>people just walk past her.
>She starts b'awwing
>I run over and act like I was looking for her
>she cried more and hugged me, holding on to me and mumbling something
>she cries more and says she loves me and always loved me

inb4 fuck i'm retarded. I'm actually not, I go to school. I've also gotten prety good at skateborading.
cont?
>>
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>>603193753
>>
seriously you fucks, let my god damn thread die now, you beat the shit to death before it was alive.
>>
>>603199409
OP here, I've just been watching the thread go to shit after I septuble posted.
>>
>>603191713
tfw i've read who was phone
>>
>>603199567
You sound like a typical wooden board riding faggot. You think it's fucking straight riding those planks around in the hot sun with a bunch of sweaty young men. Fuck you.
>>
200 years later.
>learnign to hoverboard with my i-friends
>his dead cyborg mom says he has to go in, so I end up going to my cyber home early
>parents are in the e-backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>magnetically levitate quietly in to my room because maybe I could hyper fap
>slowly push open the teleporter
>sisterbot 2000 is laying in my bed, nano panties at junction 54b, masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop neon buckyballs
>moan out her name autistic level 40.
>she jumps up out of oxygen rest chamber and yanks up her graphene G-string
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and glitching
>try rebooting her but she just pushes me away and enters hyperspace
>she ran out the door and trip on the frictionless superconductive einstein rosenburg rug
>she warps to her room and powered down for a week
>>
>>603188857
Very copy much pasta wow
>>
200 years later.
>learnign to hoverboard with my i-friends
>his dead cyborg mom says he has to go in, so I end up going to my cyber home early
>parents are in the e-backyard, and no one thought I'd be home this early.
>slowly push open my door
>magnetically levitate quietly in to my room because maybe I could hyper fap
>slowly push open the teleporter
>sisterbot 2000 is laying in my bed, nano panties at junction 54b, masturbating
>she's moaning quietly
>drop spaghetti
>moan out her name autistically
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her panties
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>she starts crying and glitching
>try rebooting her but she just pushes me away and enters hyperspace
>she ran out the door and trip on the frictionless superconductive einstein rosenburg rug
>she warps to her room and powered down for a week
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>she crawls to her room and hid for the week.
<seriously you fucks, let my god damn thread die now, you beat the shit to death before it was alive.
>>
>>603194764
It isn't summer anymore. Get the fuck off /b/ you bananafag cancer
>>
>>603200127
dear god my sides
>>
<seriously you fucks, let my god damn thread die now, you beat the shit to death before it was alive.
>moan out her name autistically
>she's moaning quietly
>moan out her name autistic level 40.
>she's moaning quietly let my god damn thread die now,
>fuck im retarded
>>
>she jumps up out of the bed and yanks up her sides
>dear god my sides
>she jumps up out of the bed and beat the shit to death before it was alive.
>fuck im retarded
>>
>>603200368
OPAKOPEAOSKEAPSOEKASPEASPEOLSAKEPOASKEPAOSEKPASE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>
>>603200602
Stfu this made your thread better
>>
>Be me
>born with a sister one year younger than me
>she was born blind
>she just sat there
>raging fucking boner out of no where
>rip off her panties
>she trips and busts her chin
>spit on her
>slowly push in and she starts screaming bloody murder
>She's clawwing at my back and making painful groaning noises
>pull out after minute or two
>She starts crying again.
>she crawls to her room and hid for the day
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>>
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>>603188857
I've read this before somewhere...
>>
>>603200602
>she's moaning seriously you fucks, let my god damn thread die now, you beat the shit to death before it was alive.
>try comforting her but she just pushes me away and runs
>she ran out the door and trip on the rug
>she's moaning quietly "fuck I'm retarded."
>>
>>603192470

You're a fucking idiot.
>>
I've never seen so much fucking shit in a thread before.
>>
>>603201569
It's a monument to how retarded OP truly is.
>>
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>>603200127
>>
Fuck ur skateboard OP! Kill urself
>>
>>603191593
K e k
e
k
>>
>drop neon buckyballs
>"SORRY! SORRY!!"
>tfw i've read who was phone
>be OP
>drop spaghetti
>slowly push open my door
>drop spaghetti
>solid 8/10
>fuck im retarded
>>
bloody hell, this thread is a wreck if ever I've seen one
>>
>>603202730
see >>603201931
>>
>>603202825
oh, thanks friend
>>
the next 200.
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>his mom says to going home
>walk quietly room fap
>sister is pankles at her anties
>moaning
>spaghetti
>her name autistically
>notepad
>ctrl+c
>remember skateboarding thread
>im retarded
>>
On the next "The 100",
>learnign to skateboard with my friend
>buckballs falls down and gets betrayed.
>"How could you do this buckballs?"
>moaning
>"I do what I must for my people."
>learnign to skateboard with my friends
>No flynn
>Flynn ded
>gut cut up by buckballs
>inb4 spoilers
>>
>>603203938
The next day.
>buckballs does what she should for her friend
>learnign to skateboard with my friend
>"We must get our ppl bck buckballs."
>"You knew buckballs? How could you?"
>"You're not the skateboard I grew buckballs."
>unfunny
>etc
>
>fuck im retarded
>fuck im retarded
>FUCK IM RETARDED
>ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHâ„¢
>>
>>603204604
>"Why are you sending us to the ground buckballs?"
>U know many ppl are dying here too.
>I had to kill ur ded black son.
>Councellior made it back in a sandstorm (no kappa)
>Grounders are friends
>Buckballs grows angry.
>buckballs questions his humanity
>wtf is buckballs anyways?
>fuck im retarded
>>
>>603204776
>buckballs kiss
>i fuikin knew it they looked like lgbt material
>moaning
>she's moaning quietly
>i trust buckbalss
>shut down the generator plz buckballs i can do it
>the misle
>buckballs is dead
>everyone is ded
>buckballs is alive
>moaning
>"Oh my god did you just cum!?" she practically yelled
>Come inside and squeeze her
>Goes on for a few minutes, what felt like hours.
>Goes on for a few minutes, what felt like hours.
>Goes on for a few minutes, what felt like hours.
>Goes on for a few minutes, what felt like hours.
>This thread..
>Goes on for a few minutes, what felt like hours..
>Goes on for a few minutes, what felt like hours..
>Goes on for a few minutes, what felt like hours.
>>
>>603205194
Just let it rip.
>>
OMFG I started this shit like 2 hours and 30 minutes ago and you faggots keep bumping it, WHYYY!?!?
>>
the previos day
>learnign to drop spaghetti with my friends
>his mom crawls to her room and hid
says he has to go in, so I end up going home early
>parents are retarded, and no one thought I'd fap this early.
>walk quietly in to my room
>slowly push my sister
>sister is autistic in my bed, panties at her ankles masturbating
>she's moaning quietly , "drop spaghetti"
>moan out "fuck, I'm retarded"
>>
>>603205531
So you learn your lesson
>>
>>603201931
My thread became the ultimate shitpost
Thread posts: 174
Thread images: 19


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