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Why haven't you joined a frat /b/?

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Why haven't you joined a frat /b/?
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I did. SAE. What are you in?
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>>603093310

beta capa nigga
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>>603093212
Normals

>>>/reddit/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/anywherenothere/
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Cause I'm not gay...
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>>603093549
So much this.

Captcha: yumen
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>>603093212
Am Mexican
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>>603093549
/thread
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I joined SAE. There was a whole empty house to fill full of me and brothers. We're now the only exclusively black frat on campus. Cracka never sign with me!
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>>603093212
Cause I'm in highschool
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I joined a professional chemistry fraternity, but would have never joined a social. They seem like such douches to outsiders.
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>>603093212
They said my dick was too long :/ I thought 3 inches was normal
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>>603093212
shirt with a short ? who the fuck are these faggots ?
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>>603093212
I got kicked out for being racist on a bus
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>>603093212
Because they are douches and need someone approval to do whatever they think is funny?
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>>603093212
Because I'm not a fucking degenerate lowlife.
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I did. PKP ODH for lyfe nigga
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>>603094459
LOL you're a small dicked faggot aren't you? I can tell you have no friends.
If you join a frat you might make friends but all else fails, you'll be one of our bitch boys
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>>603093212
we will leave the buying of friends for you
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>>603094684
Hi hi hi?
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>>603094890
Nah, I just have enough self esteem to do wahtever I want, and can't stand a bunch of jerks telline me what to do.
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>>603095016
>9
Haha here's another beta faggot thinking he knows what frats are about. Remember my brothers and I will be your bosses
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>>603094334
kek
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because I dont want to dress like a total faggot
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>>603093212
look at all that money. 300 million collectively over their lifetime, easily.
damn it feels good to be white.
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>>603095476
So you like being an outcast and a loser? Fine, suit yourself. Study and work hard but remember it's my brothers and I who will end up being your boss.
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>>603093212
>pastel pansies
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>>603093212
Not into gay sex.
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>>603093212
is this a cringe thread?
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>>603095677
Haha this coming from the neckbeard? If you join a frat you'll make some friends who will help clean you up and make you presentable.
You'll still be a faggot but at least you're be a faggot in a frat.
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>>603093212
Because there will never be a nigger at S.E.A.
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>I'm not gay
>Their douche bags
>I'm not a loser

Pic related. All of the social outcasts who shit talk frats.
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>>603095860
Haha you don't even know how much pussy my brothers and I get because of our connections to sororities. Join a frat and you might experience it too.
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>>603093310
My Brother.

My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo,
We washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels too,
We're taking down the Zog machine jew by jew by jew,
The white man marches on.
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>>603095016
Can't make your own friends? Join a frat and buy some.
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>>603093212
I am capable of making friends without paying money
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a daily reminder that the supreme gentleman martyred himself so the rest of us don't have to deal with obnoxious men and sorority sluts
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>>603096112
Haha nice picture of yourself. If you joined a frat we could hook you up with a dermatologist. My brother's father is a dermatologist. I'm sure he'd help you out/
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I'm going to the University of Oklahoma next fall and I hope to pledge SAE.
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because no one accept me
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Because schools sucks and it's a faggot sausage fest.
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>>603096278
>>603096341
Haha that's hilarious. While I'm out partying with my brothers on one of our father's yachts, I'll hope you keep me posted on how mediocre your life is.
The middle class fascinates me
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>>603096341
yeah, but are the friendships you can make without paying money worth making?

Show me who you hang out with and I'll tell you who you are.
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>>603096659
Join a frat, friend.
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Cus joining a gang is better
>money
>bitches
>drugs
>respect
>protection
>dont dress like a pussyboy frat
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!ME KCEHC
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>>603093212
Because I'm at a small college with only three non-professional fraternities and they all suck ass.
Not worth paying 700 bones a semester for shitty parties and probation
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>>603093212

LXA master race reporting in
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>>603096902
Haha tell me how prison is! Although my family runs a bunch of prisons I've never visited. Thanks for the vacation in Europe though, it was great!
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>>603093212
>frat
*fraternity
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>>603093212
Because I'm not a cock smoking faggot.

GDI till I die.
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Can someone explain to someone from England, where don't get this kind of gay shit, what do these complete bellend looking faggots actually do in their shorts and their shirts?
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>>603097066
Time to move to a better school while you still can
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>>603093310

SAE, killin it in Oklahoma

http://abcnews.go.com/US/oklahoma-sigma-alpha-epsilon-university-president-severs-ties/story?id=29500229
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>>603096773
>>father's yachts
>>partying with brothers
Sounds great if you are a mooching faggot
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>>603097159
beats being a pussy
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>>603094100
AXE?
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>>603097216
Haha another middle class up and comer. I hope your hard work and dedication pays off for you because my father's company needs great minds like yours.
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>>603097066
There are literally scholarships for fraternities at my college. Shit is cancer, my dude.
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sig ep: sorry i get way more pussy and a great network for my future
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>>603097218
They pay for friends and jerk each other off in hazing rituals and then eat it.
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>>603094100
haha faggot
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>>603093212
>rushed last sem
>got bid
>accepted it
>dropped out before pledge process started because i didn't have time and money
>promised to come back next sem
>frat bros said i'm welcome back
>come back that sem to rush again
>interview again and realize that gpa is below minimum requirement for pledging
>have to get my gpa and wait another full sem to start over again
>fml
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Sigma and everybody (SAE) is what that particular frat is called in some circles for quite some time ~50 yrs and its generally the largest on campuses . So it is with some surprise that this.

Go stand on a roof and get some new publicity.
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>>603097369
Haha sounds like you're jealous. Join a frat and if you're not a total cunt you might be invited
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Because there are enough midlevel douche holes just down the street.

My parties involve interesting people and aged bourbon, not keg stands and VD.
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>>603097434
Haha! I look forward to the income you'll be making me.
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>>603097327
It's probably the same way for SAE at all Big 12 and SEC schools. I know the brown kids didn't get bids at Baylor no matter how rich their parents were.
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Sigma Phi reporting.

1200 a year is well worth the price. i don't give a fuck what nobody thinks. it was the best 3 years of my fucking life so far....until after i finish law school at least
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>>603097645
Haha! That's great. I hope you're a STEM student because my father's company is always hiring great minds.
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>pastel colored douchebags
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>>603097645
I'd like to attend your parties sir.
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>>603097645

Yeah, bro. I used to be like that too.
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>itt raging small greek boners
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>>603095762
>it's my brothers and I who will end up being your boss.

topkek
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>>603093212
Because I don't want to be forced to like someone I cant fucking stand because he is a "brother".
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>>603097977
word.

also infosec
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Phi Kap here
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>>603093212
hear frats are filled with closet homos. I want no part of that.
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>>603097904
I cannot get my head around this concept. What do they do in these things? I hnestly thought it was some made up thing they put in films for comedy value. Are you telling me these people and groups actually exist, and are you openly admitting to paying to be part of one of these groups?
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My neighbor was in a fraternity. Talks about his "bros" all the time. Never has a good word to say about women. Says women always fuck things up. He can be social around women but never wants to go socializing with them. Has no girlfriend. Calls me all the time asking if I want "company". Hey......wait a minute.......
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>>603098264
trust me nobody will make you like anyone. some of the best times are just making fun of each other.

it's essentially a group of guys that say to each other similar things you would on /b/ but in person and private
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Because im not a faggot who needs to pay for my friends/get women completely hammered to the point its date rape to get laid
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>>603098315
Haha with all the pussy I get I might need the extra dick!
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>>603098315
This. A friend of mine was a pledge and one hazing ritual involved all the plegdge jacking off on a pizza, the last one to cum had to eat it. Fags.
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>>603097904
>i don't give a fuck what nobody thinks

>that grammar

looks like college is paying for itself already!
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I did but transferred lol

Don't really care about it tbh
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>>603098686
Haha I like the way you think! Such an open and creative mind. Hopefully you're a STEM student because my father's company is always hiring bright and intelligent students.
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The one guy responding to the (justified) hate is obviously being ironic, but god damn he is dedicated...
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>>603093212
i don't need approbation from anyone besides the girls i want to sleep with
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>>603093212
Frats aren't a thing in my country. Thank god.
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>>603098780
Haha look at this guy, can't even eat a little cum for his future. I'm no one bid for him
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>>603098780
>the last one to cum had to eat it.

>the last one to cum

>the least homosexual male there has to eat the semen of his faggot "brothers"

If you're blowing your load looking at a bunch of guys jerking their dicks, you're gay as fuck.


>sounds fun
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>>603098932
How much money does your father's company make each quarter selling dildos?
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Because it's a false sense of manhood. And I'm an introvert.
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>>603098988
Thanks! If you joined a frat as well you would know how much of a great idea it is.
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>>603099098
>eating frat boy cum
>not contracting multiple stds
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>>603098780
ahh good ol soggy biscuit, our was a biscuit
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>>603099157
Haha, you gotta be secure in your sexuality my friend but I can sense the negativity and hate from you. Frats aren't open to your kind and niggers.
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mostly this>>603098780
and >>603097645

though the weakest humans are the ones with major acknowledgment "notice me" hangups.

Second tier people always rally around the same types so they can reinforce their own bullshit.
and then eventually turn into this

>>603098564
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>>603099166
Haha how did you know my family owns an adult toy company? That's hilarious!
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>>603093212
I don't need anyone to affirm my worth.
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I was, it was full of guys who are incredibly egotistical, and only have their looks going for them. 90% of the were incredibly unintelligent. Plus, their "politics" were laughable and fraternities are for fucking women, nothing more. I hooked up with girls, and when i got a girlfriend I left. That's all it was good for.
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>>603099661
Haha! You're a free spirit aren't you? I'm sure once you reach adulthood you'll smooth yourself out.
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What can I expect when I join a fraternity? How much does It cost?
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>>603096798
Sound like a sellout, only like people if they can do something for you. Sorry, but as you get older you will find people see through that shallow exterior. You might make more money, but you will spend much more trying to keep up the image and live less of a life by being surrounded by other shallow people like yourself. People who look at you the same way, only seeing what you can do for them and never wanting to help you unless they can profit. People who will run over you to get a better parking spot. Enjoy your nothing of a life anon. Bet you kill yourself at 30 when you finally realize how much your life actually sucks.
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>>603098564

they do all kinds of faggot shit in frats. buddy of mine joined one. was sucking dick by the second night. "yeah but it was only an initiation. it doesn't mean anything"
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KA. Best of the south and Southern traditions. Founded by R. E. Lee. Great times. Not gay. No gay sex. You nut jobs that are knocking the fraternal order have no clue as to what it means to be a pledge or in a service frat.
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>>603093212

Ah the brothers of I SUKKA DICKA, NIGGER MU chapter. How are your buttholes holding up?
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>>603094258
Fucking freak. How the fuck do you even wear pants
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>>603093212
1. I'm Australian, pretty sure we don't have frats here
2. I'm not really interested in being a slave for a bunch of closeted homosexuals so I can later join them in binge drinking

If they got rid of the weird shit and just focused on broing it up and making connections I'd probably be in for it
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I was an SAE from a big college in texas.

greek life is ruined, and this OU incident has really put the icing on the cake.
So damn annoying...

I wish our chapter would break off from SAE, go local and underground so they wont have to pay ridiculous national fees and be allowed to haze and shit like when I was in it.
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>>603100494
That's how it pretty much is in most non-Southern universities in America
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Again you bunch of losers have no clue. You talk about stuff you don't know. You call us stuck up and judgmental? Look at who's judging who?
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5035759361
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>>603097628
I thought being a total cunt was a requirement?
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>>603097556
>ahhahahaa faggot he joined an academic frat what a loser i bet he doesn't even party like me
this is why we are all fucked. grow up faggot, your parents aren't paying for you to go to school to party. you're wasting their money and hindering your future
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Oh that would be you GDI that is judging.
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>>603093212
Because Im not a faggot who enjoys sucking off so many male roomates that I force myself to live in a house full of them

Plus gtfo normalfag
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>>603097574
You're still a GDI until you come back
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>>603101134
oh, well in that case I'd happily join a frat if I didn't live and go to Uni in a city on the other side of the Pacific.
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>>603100494
underrated post

yea I wont subject myself to being anyone's bitch
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when I was an SAE we hazed the fuck out of people and made them tough.

We got all the hottest girls

did the finest of drugs

our alumni make the most money

the cocky douchebags got their asses kicked

we only had 2 rules to party: No Blacks, No Fats.
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Fuck u chink. I never ever sucked unlike your dad and mom. Sorry you don't know your dad. He works at Burger King by the way. Your mom is a cum guzzling gutter slut by the way. Plus it's an open form dick face.
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