Post pictures of people you really want to fuck but don't

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Adding one

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ex but dirty fuck qill do Anything

bump for butterface with glasses

>>602517973
damn.. she's kind of hot as fuck kind of

So, in essence, a butterface thread.

>go on

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but dem tits

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>>602517682

really cute twat. i see what ya mean OP

>>602517682

anyone remember this girls name? i've forgotten...

>>602517973
is here name jenny? or is called jenny?

>>602517682
Dental Work + Contacts + Someone teaching her how to fucking wear makeup = totally fuckable and allowed to come out of the closet when there's company

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>>602519041
>>602519498
I just have this. That's all I know.

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I have one

>>602518913
Holy fuck ew

>>602517682

just needs some dental work you fucking idiot.

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Paper bag type girl

>>602520691
those tits though. puffy nips are awesome

>>602521739
>mad cause his gf was posted in an ugly thread

top fucking kek

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So hard......

>>602517682
My gf tbh

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>>602522509
But what if it looked like this

>>602522926
I would gladly hang out after the proper anal fucking is provided.

>>602522703
She'd be hot if she'd fix her teeth. Full body shot?

>>602520691
Not bad

>>602518365
I would be happy to be seen with her.
Also: fucking glorious tits.

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>>602523248
Closest thing I got

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>>602523426

Looks like she's from the set of windowlicker by aphex twin..

Girls with ugly face can be cute with good make up and happy smile and no, I'm not a femanon.
If she's interesting, face doesn't matter that much, I can show myself in various places with her and don't give a fuck, because it's a time spent nice.

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she's so hot but dammit

>>602523943
I came

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I want to fuck this redneck for days, but don't want to introduce her to my boys.

>>602522272
That body tho

>>602517682
>dat cornfield

why does this turn me on

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>>602517682

>>602523859
>full body shot
>only posts 96.78% of her body
>being this FUCKING RETARDED

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>>602524027

>>602524027
what's the problem?

does she have no arms??

>>602522272
Dat Azz!!!!!!

>>602523943
What a god

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>>602524174

>>602524337
Nice ass though

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>>602524197
she just looks like high maintenance or something

>>602520691
Stop ... doing ... that ... thing ... with ... your ... mouth!
Imo she's actually pretty good looking but that face she makes is one step worse than duckface. :p

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I have secret dreams of her

>>602517682
It's called intimacy.
Jump in. Be intimate. Dive into that mutuality. Then suddenly you won't give a fuck who you/re "seen with," because you've reached a greater conception. It doesn't matter what "other people" think. You know those "other people" don't give a fuck about you, so why give a fuck about them?

>>602523911
My friend and I used to call girls with hot bodys and terrible faces window lickers in high school because of this video.

>>602525098
That's stupid, they're called butterfaces.

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>>602524458
And tits

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To be honest I don't know what she looks like without that expression on her face

>>602522272
Definition of butter face

>>602524812
> you're on /b/ m8

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>>602525098

nice one, lulz

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>>602518913
Sweet fucking dubs that's alarming ...

>>602521509
mclovin?

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>>602525452
What a strange picture.
What's she doing there on the road in front of that car hitchhiking with a broken leg?

Pic related. My face when looking at your picture.

>>602525962
I would keep her in my basement and she'd be my magical down syndrome elf queen

>>602524174
I enjoyed the rage, passion, and effort put into this post despite having no fucking clue what it's about.

>>602524337
do you have one from a different angle? because i can't really see anything wrong with her aside from the resting bitch face.

definitely not butterface material i think your standards are a little high

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>>602525962
Nope! Tried that. Not doing it again.

>>602525962
also you should post the nudes

>>602526465
Holy fuck she looks like the TES: Oblivion character creation screen when you press randomize

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>>602526193

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>>602524199
>tfwno qt armless gf
DAMN IT ANON

>>602517973
fogel

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>>602526547
What? Like this?

>>602526193
she's french and in my class, last year we where doing a riad trip around california, almost have sex when sleeping with her.

>>602526465
She looks like an orc.

>>602525344
bad shop is bad

>>602526960
>almost

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>>602526450
This maybe?

>>602526827
My dick is confused
moar

>>602524632
you're a fucking faggot

>>602524056
shes gotta neck like a fuckin giraffe

>>602517973
Meg?

>>602523426
I think she the one Gru went out on a date with in Despicable Me II.
She looks exactly like her.

>>602527230
she's really not too bad imo. just needs some makeup and to fix her hair

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>>602518365

>>602522703
super cute
Diastemas is my fetish

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>>602526547
Holy fuck you'r retarded

>>602527632
No, but I thought of this image when I saw her and didn't have the pic

thanks for finding it

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>>602526612
You are not making it any better. Now she's sweating in a desert biome

>>602526465
dude...Splice was such a shitty movie

>>602527763
MMMMHHHHMMMM

inb4 BailyJay

>>602527922
fuck you

>>602528113
fuck all of you

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>>602527606
YES! I would totally bang Pam

>>602527606
I'd fuck the shit out of pam

>>602522272
How could she look so good from behind but her face looks like the Holocaust?

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>>602527314
Here you go buddy

>>602528213
You're fucking cracking me up bro, Keep this pic coming lmao.

>>602526612
>>602525452
The most off-putting thing about her to me is that she's compelled to pose with her fucking car. I wouldn't associate with her for that reason all on its own.

>>602517682
>>602517973
>>602518365
>>602522926
>>602523859
>>602524027
>>602524337
>>602525452
>>602525962
Would fuck

>>602518913
>>602521509
>>602522272
>>602522703
>>602522932
>>602523426
>>602523855
>>602524056
>>602524729
Would not fuck

>>602527632
oh shit you posted this

There's this dude at my college that looks exactly like this. He wears hats and is obviously trying but I snicker every time I see him and it probably demoralizes him.

>>602524199

Looks like she has arms to me, look at her legs, you can see her hand, well one of them and she has at least shoulder and upper arm on the other hand. So just a hottie IMO

>>602528454
She ain't bad.

>>602525344

keked

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>>602529012
You don't see anything out of the ordinary?

>>602528689
One of the chicks is in both sections, tardfrog.

>>602528454
i like her face,but she is so fat :-/

>>602529441
I get that she has some kind of odd skull/brow thing going on, but beyond that she's fine.

I'd hit it.

>>602528642
it's a rental car, i don't have more picture of her alone

>>602529012
yeah if you're into the halfway point of an animorphs character changing

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>>602529557
You like her face? She looks like one of the vampires from Buffy.

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>>602529500

kek

>>602529500
which one?

>>602529890
ironywhatisthis.jpeg

>>602526547
xDDD

Le old memee is old

>>602529890
nope she looks like young cute vampire ^_^

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Contributing

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the image, I posted speaks for me.

>>602525452
it's a man, baby

>>602527632
>It's you! The Hero of Kvatch!
I'm fucking dying!

>>602524812
>You know those "other people" don't give a fuck about you, so why give a fuck about them?

omg, u just opened my eyes, thanks bro

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>>602530265
Butter face but she hookers up pretty good...

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Pretty much any large chubby body shape with big tits, areola and hips I want to fucking spread my seed over, but then being seen with a chubby isn't really fun. First girlfriend was a large chub and seeing all dudes walking around with bitches in bikinis and my ex had to wear clothes, sucked. But then worth it when they got naked and showed the body.

Pic related.

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basically

>>602530211
I dunno. This chick's actually pretty cute in a wasps-ravaged-my-face kinda way.

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>>602530211
And one more

>>602529272
nightmare fuel

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>>602530459
For you

>>602530211
Isn't he a tumblr trap?

>>602530735
Looks like Denny's little sister

>>602529441
Flat nasal bridge could be a sign her mother drank a bit wile she was prego.

>>602530734
that's a trap bro...

>>602517682
Epic thread

>>602530899
It's a reverse trap. It's an actual girl which sometimes pretend to be a dude.

>>602530735
Thank you, kind anon. Would bone. Those eyes, man.

>>602530876
ja ach
deswegen ist die schlonze doch "berühmt".
wenn sie ne tüte auf'm kopp hat, könnte man sogar halb hart werden, weil der rest eigentlich sogar geht.

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I could never forgive myself but I'd lick her overused coco hungry pussy and sniff her sweaty tits

>>602517973
LOLLL what to say

>>602530435
>hairy arms

>>602530989
riiiiiiiiiiiiight.....

>>602530876
> her mother drank a bit wile she was prego
and a bit after realizing what she had given birth to

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>>602517682

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dubs

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>>602530735
Am Denny

>>602524056
would not fuck dude

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>>602531178
Good one man. Made me laugh.

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>>602530358
>>602530435
>>602531061
>>602531259
Would fuck

>>602530512
Maybe fuck

>>602529272
>>602530211
>>602530265
>>602530734
Would not fuck

>>602522272
The reason paperbags were made

>>602522926
>not wanting to fuck fran drescher

>>602526465
SPLICE!

>>602531610
hahahahah holy shit

>>602531471
>602531471

tumblr gives audience to the weirdest fucking people

>>602524812
OP's talking about sluts/whores/cumdumps. guys wanna fuck em, but they don't necessarily want to be seen with them

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The magic of make up

>>602527632
the only time that meme has really been accurate

the hero of kvatch line gets me the most

>>602531923
Would pay to bang

>>602531923
hnnng shed be such a hot little whore to fuck
if you like taped her mouth shut or something

>>602522703
fucking England man. Why are all the brits teeth so fucked up?

>>602531923
no womanly figure, and that durrr face gets me.

>>602530463
jesus christ its a lion

get in the car

>>602532121
inbreed

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>>602526827

>>602525962
egoraptor pls

>>602532208
>get in the car
kek

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>>602532208
>get in the car
Nice one mate!

Always though of her as a part of Avatar

>>602517682

OP I'm with you, I want to fuck this one so bad my dick hurts. I would even date her, I like her.

Judge away faggots.

>>602517682
i know there's more pictures of her
i need them

>>602531138
Don't even care, would have her rub her hairy arms on me

>>602531471
>http://honestyismodesty.tumblr.com/post/89440253359/we-received-an-ask-wanting-some-names-of-people

These fucking people should all be exterminated.

Although Kiki Kannibal is on that list and I used to like her.

Fuck this thread have nausea and a headache now !!

>>602532697
thats pretty gay bro

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>>602526827

>>602527606
MY NIGGER

>>602532121
The South is no better.

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Ok. I did this one. Don't tell anyone

>>602532818
Welcome to 4chan
Where even liking women is gay

>>602532818
yeah because only guys have hairy arms

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>>602532955
You must be a mong or something

>>602524199
maybe shes a fucking moron

>>602527606
I...uh....don't.....

yes.

>>602532886
My thoughts exactly

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>>602532798
That didn't take much

>>602532984
>>602533041

if a woman has hairy arms they arent a woman

only gays like them

>>602524632
came fucking buckets

>>602533189
>I have literally never lived with a woman before

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>>602533091

>>602533091
Only if things have improved since I lived there.

>>602533189
so if your gf forgets to shave her arms you would turn gay? is this what you are saying?

>>602533359
>I have literally never lived with a woman who wasnt a fat ogre before

>>602533189
That's not how it works, kid

>>602524056
She had like a 2 foot neck

>>602533359
>>602533547
>>602533598

>settling for shit tier women

have some pride fagets

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>>602533486
Must have cause it's like any country, some ugly some got girls

>>602533581
>only fat people have hair

>>602533547
>his gf

You're a few years too early- he's still in the "girls have cooties" stage

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>>602524199
Its a dude

>>602532121
Ohio actually

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>Post pictures of people you really want to fuck but don't feel comfortable with being seen with.

>>602533745
please keep the butthurt projections to yourself, newfriend

The south has some of the hottest girls. In the less rural areas, obviously.

Most of the 'hottest college students" rankings have southern schools.

>>602531776

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhiGnj7QX2A

>>602533890
Hhahaha hit a nerve

>>602533971
nope, just trying to educate you on how to use this board properly

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>>602533915
This girl doesn't live in any rural areas, lives near a town actually

>>602532121

>nationalised dental care
>better dental health than the US
>denial

>>602533915
well yeah
fucking liberal arts girls in new york arent going to be blonde and busty

>>602533851
/thread

>>602518365
I would fuck the shit out of this fat pussy

>>602534069
>wahhh he made fun of me
>imma call him new

>>602534302
you cant bait me, newfriend :)

>>602534087
She's hot as fuck. Goddamn.

>>602530426
fuck yes

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>>602524056

>>602534069
You sound like someone who just read up on board culture from some place like ED and are trying to be edgy and seem cool like you know what's going on.

It's ok anon, your a derp

>>602530426
One of my roommates only fucks chubby girls and we ribbed him for a while about it, but honestly he's probably having much more fun with just the sheer number of different girls he's banged.
I'm kinda thinking he's figured it all out. He doesn't need to settle for chubbies, but he's all for it.

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Number two from the right

>>602533777
Check dis full house nigga

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8/10

>100% Bonafide batshit psycho

>>602533851
>>602533687
>>602533091
>>602532967
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>>602531471
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>>602530463
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>>602522932
>>602522703
>>602517682
>>602517973
>>602521509
>>602520691
Most all of these are fuckable and I wouldn't give a fuck if I were seen in public with. You neckbearded faggots need to pony up and get over that shit.

>>602533851
kek

>>602534527
>your a derp

haha

>>602534690
goddamnit we were doing so well

>>602534663
You have to realize, just cause you are fucking someone doesn't mean you have to date them. Fucking a fatty is fun. They don't get dick much, usually, and are normally happy to give it up. Fuck'em if you got um.

>>602517682
If she'd do something with her hair she'd actually be kinda cute... no need to be ashamed
>>602522703
She's cute... no need to be ashamed
>>602524027
>>602524197
>>602524337
>>602530734
>>602531061
>>602531471
>>602533091
>>602533687
?
>>602524433
>>602526259
Idiots too young for sarcasm
>>602524729
Not too bad...
>>602525344
Obvious shoop is obvious
>>602530358
Really not that bad
>>602530418
how is this a butterface? She just looks like every other avarage asian girl...
>>602530435
Taylor swift/10
>>602531923
Just a bad picture...

>>602534733
>can't handle my swag
>check em

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>>602534415
What about one of her friends, who also comes from the south bad lives near a town

>>602534767
Can confirm.
She slapped my shit

>>602521509
Butterface

holy living fuck you guys have some low- ass standards here on /b/.

>>602534527
I learnt everything I needed to know about life on the ED and kiwi forums. Thanx.

>>602534728
Oh shit so much this.
Back during the trials I even remember thinking 'wonder how hard it'd be to bang her from here on out'

>>602524632
topkek

>>602534923
FUCK yes
i love the south

>>602522932
Dat shield tho

>>602534690
Het face looks drawn on kek

>>602534780
>pony up

this nigga

>>602527606
My girlfriend looks like Pam

>>602535128
probably a freak in the sack.

>>602535232
pics or it didn't happen

>>602530435
did anon post this meaning he would be uncomfortable under the spotlight dating her? i get that

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>>602525452
cringe-worthy

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>>602535188
What about her and her sister?
So not all UK girls are ugly, just some, like everywhere else

>>602529802

Topkek
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>>602535345
Anon here,
Yeah basically. I wouldn't really care that much, but I'd still prefer to hang back and out of the public eye as much as possible

anons gotta anon

>>602522932
is that a french fry in her mouth

>>602524174

this is potent bait

it's dangerous

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>>602535555

Quads of confirmation.

>>602523426
This image scares me...

>>602518913
My eyes

>>602535056
From the looks of the pictures itd be pretty easy before shit when down. Now im sure she is pretty reclused. Im sure shell whore out to someone but the guy will have to sign his life away to marry her.

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>>602535729
dem fuckin titties

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>>602535293

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>>602535729
Someone shoot her so it ends

>>602535729
i made it to :05

>>602525962
10/10 would take to a Farscape convention

>>602536305
frel

>>602521509
Why do I keep seeing this? She is making kind of an awkward face but she is cute as fuck.

>>602536105
alright, I'd fuck her.

>>602531776
even if she told noone

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>TFW she doesn't real

>>602524056
imagine the deepthroat

>>602536386
Because she doesn't fit the ideal beauty standard, I guess. In the thumbnail she looks manly, but she's fine in the full pic.

It's just been the go-to butterface pic for a few years, I guess.

>>602536815
ok, i'm going to download tons of P&S porn right now

>>602530735
Looks like a fucking muppet

>>602536095
!!???!?!?

>>602536105
how big are her tits though?

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I didn't but I wanted to

>>602537475
They aren't as big as Pam's, They're still a good size though, perfect for me anyway. I meant mostly her hair and face.

>>602523911
cannot be unseen

>>602535476
Cute as fuck would destroy

>>602534412
who is gonna mess with you if you struttin down the street with sauron as your bitch

>>602535729
I would do anything for that body mangg

>>602536105
GET THE POONS READY

>>602528454
Not even fish have eyes set further apart.

>>602530211
she's ok kinda

>>602537800
Good point, but you might have a bit harder time getting friends if you're known as the guy that fucks Sauron in the ass.

>>602538193
really you don't want to be friends with the guy that fucks sauron?

>>602538198
?

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>>602517973

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>>602538386
Well, I imagine that if he's able to rape Sauron against his will I would be concerned about the safety of my anus.

>>602530426

try this when far away from home :

find a group of hot chicks with either a chubby girl in group or close to them. Look at the hot grils and head over to the chubby one...

Talk and laugh with chubby one, don't look a single time at hot ones...

Take chubby with you for a drink or likewise shit. Stay close enough to hot girls or where they hang out.

Next day go close to hot girls but don't talk to them except a lil "hey" and walk past them...

One chance in two : one of the hot ones will try and engage in staring or conversation. Whenever they ask where your "girl" is, just say you felt sry for her being embarassed by her weight compared to the "hot girl" group.

3 chances in 4 you'll fuck at least 2 of the group


just try when u can / if u want

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this chick

>>602538198
what's wrong with this one? she looks pretty

>>602526465
Jesus christ.. I haven't masturbated this hard since my wedding night.