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Infographs Fake ones are funny, too, but I'm hungry, so

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Infographs

Fake ones are funny, too, but I'm hungry, so I'm gonna post some food ones first
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Bump for interest.
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>>601206481
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i dump some.
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>>601206679
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>>601206864
you are a hero!
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>>601206679
oh god this. There was his blog, where all those masterpieces are stored
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>>601206991
also I don't have these organized. some may not be that tasty actually
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>>601206481
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>>601207028
i never did end up looking him up, but damn he's entertaining AND makes good chili!
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>>601207133
looks delicious! maybe alternate cheese and pepperoni
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>>601206679
Whats his name? Can't seem to read that small name under "This Guy"
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>>601206991
I am the hero /b/ needs, but simply i'm lazy as fuck so i try to look like is the one it deserves right now
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>>601207459
looks like i got cheese and pepperoni on the mind
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>>601207542
i think the hero /b/ needs would have one hell of a job
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>>601207159
And not chili only

i can't find his other works

>>601207284
There was the Mars bar recipe version, no one had made a infograph
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>>601207759
gotta pee brbeeeee
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>>601207647
but someone hafta be
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>>601207936
oh! this looks great though. can't read the name under the This Guy either, though...

>>601208058
godspeed fellow anon, godspeed
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>>601208011
Holy fuck that looks awful.
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>>601207759
Add salt to water when cook noodles, like any type of pasta
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>>601208329
it sure does, but the ingredients seem okay, never tried it myself though

>>601208353
yeah! really important info, i don't like sticky noodle blocks
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>>601208484
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>>601207419

>eggs
>few hours non refridgerated

absolute horseshit, who made this?
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>>601206679

that Chili fucking sucks
2/10 would spit out
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>>601208599
running out of food folder
soon going on to other infographs
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>>601206864

no activated almonds? I am disappoint
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>>601207064
>Buck Eyes
TOP KEK
>mfw I'm from ohio and these are fucking BUCKEYES because BUCKEYE is a nut, and looks just like this
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>>601208681
speaking as an American, this was probably made by an American. our eggs are sold refrigerated, so you can't really keep them unrefrigerated safely anymore. alas.

>>601208692
I invite you to post your recipe! Personally, I don't like the bell peppers or a couple other things so I don't use them!
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>>601208864
what are activated almonds?

>>601208913
so THAT'S where the name comes from. always did wonder about that
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>>601209058
also, i've run out of food infographs
and i notice my regular infographs are few
still, here they are
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i can't find part 2
fuck
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>>601206481
>Dat tasteless, plastic, Amerifat cheese.

Absolutely disgusting.
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>>601209208
looks like a heartattack in a pan. delicious

>>601209309
so use your favorite non-plastic variety! mix and match anon, use that imagination of yours!
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>>601209208
not having part 2 is fucking torture, what happened to those eggs?
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>>601208946
>You can't keep eggs out of the fridge

... Wow.
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>>601209553
i'm sure they are clogging some deeply satisfied person's arteries somewhere
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>>601209653
yeah, but it sounds worse than it is. recently, though, farm-fresh eggs have been gaining in popularity, with people even deciding to keep their own pet chakens. we're learning! some of us anyway...
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>>601209553
no, part 2 of "how to be a bad ass"
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>>601209905
oh, that makes much more sense

i have also found that i am out of infographs, unless there are some lying around in my /b/ folder
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>>601209881
I don't even know why you would put eggs in the fridge in the first place. I just keep a tray somewhere near the stove.
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>>601210117
found one
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>>601210404
most eggs in the States are produced under quite filthy conditions, due to the fast food demand and awful living pens for chickens. the eggs get sprayed by a chemical that eliminates the bacteria (probably), but also deteriorates the protective layer that is naturally found on farm-fresh eggs. so, eggs get refrigerated to delay the growth of new bacteria that is no longer deflected from the egg.

it really sucks
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>>601210820
that's awesome!!

alas, it looks like i have more infographs but they are not very, mmm, informative
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>>601206679

Holy reddit humor, what does this have to do with 2am also, garbage
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wonder if this is accurate for /a/'s tastes anymore
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>>601211991
i love this one! very useful and discreet
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>>601210676
Its just salmonella as far as I know, vaccinations or some shit in europe for chickens so there no salmonella, I reckon you cant really go wrong with fridge eggs because most of the time if your baking with eggs either the temperature wont matter or you want the whole thing to chill for a while
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>>601212421
oh there are vaccinations in Europe?? interesting.

and i don't mind refrigerated eggs so much, it's the salmonella and poop-covered living conditions that kind of suck
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>>601212706
something more with binding?
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>>601212064
I've seen most of these... now what?
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>>601213277
maybe this one?
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>>601213277
Then you're weeaboo trash and should an hero.
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>>601213457
this will be helpful for me

>>601213476
sounds like someone's a little jealous
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>>601213027
I have posted everything I have on my phone so I'm out
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>>601213604
much appreciated anon
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>>601213584
Here's one for you
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>>601206679
WHY DOES THE STICKMAN MOVE SO FUCKING ANNOYINGLY GAY
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>>601213457
That's legit?
I crave for a flavour and really i need some intake, instead?
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>>601213476
not sure what that is after too many years here still, but I see no 4chan-ate way to an hero over watching a lot of good anime over 20+ years, I'm going to finish with Across the universe then catch a few more.
And by the way, by the time you read this and come up with a reply, I'm not even going to be here anymore.
Sincerely, because you are a fayg8
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>>601213673
i dunno anon, that 200g of floor might make the cookies too bitter
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>>601213998
Nah I tried its a bit dry so maybe do 180g
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>>601213673
lold harder than i should have
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>>601212500
How accurate is this? Pretty neat
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>>601206927
>broccoli
absolutely disgusting
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>>601214153
i'll let you know how it goes, mixing up my first batch just after this post!
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>>601213998
I cook with floor too
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>>601214336
you must be 5 years old
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>>601214191
thanks
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I think maps count too.
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>>601214392
damn i gotta get on this
do different flavors matter, or can i just go with regular?
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>>601214426
i wish i had more maps because maps are damn important
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>>601206679
>making chili with caned beans
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>>601206481
This is awesome!!! Thanks for the great recipe. :D
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>>601214426
I don't think they have freedom of press in North Korea, even in Pyongyang
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>>601214793
>making beans with canned dirt
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>>601214973
It's free to press a gun against your head there but that's it.
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>>601215084
The brown background is kind of distracting.
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>>601209208
heartattack/10
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>>601214313
me too
>banan cookies
completely lost it, no idea why
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How to give yourself the diabetus with your last 5 pingas
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>>601213673

What material should be the cup?
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>>601216117
paper cups work best, and they are recyclable and eco friendly compared to plastic and don't leave a funny taste
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>>601211717
seen it before. Still loose my shit!
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>>601216377

Its actually a book they have a full series out as well its what I always give to expecting parents
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>>601216666
O SHIT
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>>601212299
Joumana Medlej - She's from my country Lebanon
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>>601216666
some nice quads here
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>>601213673

You sure the microwave wont explode or some shit?
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>>601206927
Did and liked it very much. I recommend doing it
Only minus is that it doesnt have a good source of protein so i cooked few eggs with it.
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>>601217612
i wonder, could you cut up some chicken breast and put it in the rotinis?
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>>601213805
Because he's good at cooking
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>>601218019
Yeah.
I think it could be a great side dish for chicken breast etc. Id do it from the tortellinis since they bring alot of flavor (depending on which tortellinis youre using, tho).
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>>601211491
NIGGUR WHATS STEP 7!!!!
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>>601217599
Haven't you ever made microwave brownies? it's similar, go look that up, do it all the time - nice 1 serving.
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>>601211043
Gonna do this shit, behind my neighborhood's car ports there's a little meadow that has probably half an acre or so just clusterfucking a hill.

Not sure if the seedpods are there yet though, I'll check when it's light out.
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>>601207564
what meat is that
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>>601217599
it will blow up its fucking nitro
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This is how I make... Well, most things, really.
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>>601206481
it's like you put a lot of effort into making that last sentence grammatically correct, but then made it a run-on
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>>601219266
I always just look at a recipe for about 30 seconds and then go for it; hasn't failed me once.

One of my best results was for the super bowl

Ingredients
>Balsamic vinegar
>Sweet onion
>dried ginger
>Flank steak
>Garlic salt
>Pepper
>Olive oil
>Rosemary

Prep
>Slice the onion
>Cut flank steak into portions(had a slab essentially)
>Marinade for at least half an hour
>Put marinade in a pan and caramelize that shit
>Throw the steak on a grill with some red oak charcoal

Served with some brown butter, was good shit.
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>>601219206
it says right in the photo
>pork, beef
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Bampin
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>>601220167
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>>601220193
Don't have that many, but I'll dump what I have.
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>>601220269
>69 get
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>>601220329
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>>601220193
Those Shin Ramyun hot + spicy noodles are the cats jammies. I could live off those bad boys.
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>>601220700
Nice dubs, haven't tried them myself since I've just been experimenting with new foods.

Got 2 pounds of wild prawns and some pork loin chops I'm gonna grill up today. Trying to decide whether to use mesquite or red oak.
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>>601220815
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>>601211717
this is fucking hilarious
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>>601206481
$5 for one meal? You fucking insane son? I can go 2-3 days off £3.
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>>601220942
Costs more to eat at home than to go out where I live, sucks ass since I love cooking.
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>>601221047
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>>601214335
it's not, judaism and islam were around at the same time, and although judaisism is a precurser to christianity, christianity was not developed from it (that's why these three are called the abrahamic relegions because each religion took their own view on essentially the same people and events)
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>>601221232
Judaism was a precursor to Islam as well, but they believe that all the prophets and shit of the old testament got it wrong, but had semi-good teachings.
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>>601211991
whats the point of this?
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>>601207284
I think using hot water and a bowl inside it to melt the chocolate is better, but other than that, this is delicious.
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>>601221439
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>>601221687
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>>601221232
>it's not, judaism and islam were around at the same time


Err Islam was invented in 600AD. Its about 1400 years old.

Judaism was invented around 2000BC.
So Judaism was around for a good 2500 years before Islam.
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>>601221739


MFW My microwave actually recommends putting a metal spoon in there if you are cooking liquids. To prevent flash boiling.
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>>601221772
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>>601222217
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>>601207345
Made these twice now, they aren't tasty but they are edible
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>>601222388
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>>601209702
eggs don't clog arteries, i bet you still eat gluten
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>>601212064

>No Kill la Kill
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>>601222569
>2nd 69 get
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>>601222901
>Tried this shit, doesn't work too well
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>>601206481
I tried this one, it's awesome.
While watching House of Cards, at 3AM.
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>>601213277
>most of these
>not ALL of these
get to work anon
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>>601210407
soda masterrace
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>>601222756
>i bet you still eat gluten


They had a TV program on last night saying how people are going for gluten free because it sounds vaguely healthy but actually it makes no difference at all for most people.
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>>601211043
Dont do it guys ! This makes mustard gas
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>>601211491
> Lance Armstrong
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>>601224303
>Handmade
As if this is stocked next to grilling supplies at a supermarket
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>>601207028
>>601207159
>>601207936
cookingcomically.com according to google
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>>601206679
Brutally Epically Memed MEals
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>>601225330
*>homemade
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>>601206481
this is my favourite one you fat plebs
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>>601206679

his blog is called cooking comically.

youre welcome
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>>601207345

I make these all the time, try putting some dion musturd into the mix. Actually taste like real meat.
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>>601225932
I would rather eat fries than raw chicken with bread.
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>>601211717
not gonna lie anon, needed this laugh. thanks man
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>>601214793
Nothing wrong with chucking a can of kidney beans in. The lack of any real chillis is what makes this shit.
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>>601225932
In Australia that'd be
Chicken $9
Lemon $1.50
Rye bread $3
3 Sweet potato $5
Romaine lettuce $3
Milk $2

Roughly the same as eating out.
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>>601226258
no pain no gain nigga
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>>601209166
ive shit our a clearish liqiud before whats wrong with me
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>>601226523
i found the fat fuck
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>>601226590
I weigh 60kgs, why do you think I know the price of that shit? or what a romaine lettuce is for that matter...
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>>601226523
kangaroo meat: 0,10 cent
kangaroo bread: $1,00
kangaroo milk: 0,10 cent
hospital bill cus stepping on deadly spider while cooking: priceless
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>>601226523
>

In the UK it would be:

Chicken £6
Lemon 20p
Rye Bread £1
Sweet potatos £60p.
Lettuse: 30p
Milk £60p


You guys live in a desert no wonder you pay a lot for fruit and veggies.

On the other hand, if the meal required kangaroo meat or insects the size of your face then Australia would win.
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>>601226811
It's the longer lettuce, use google you Aborigine nigger.
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>>601226887
Kangaroo meat tastes like shit, kangaroo bread is called Dampa, I fucking wish I had some kangaroo milk, gotta settle for death adder milk. I snort lines of spiders for fun
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>>601227013
That was a joke young Mr.Autist
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>>601218622
http://spam.blog.com/2009/09/26/how-not-fail-at-life/

Come on, man. It took about 2 seconds to find it.
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>>601224267
kek
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>>601208011
Tried this once, was fucking terrible.
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don't fucking derail this thread, no one gives a shit about food prices anywhere.
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>>601228532
>economists
>not caring about consumer prices around the world
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>>601228532

I do
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>>601208353
It has been found that the greater your emotional reaction to a wounding or pain is, the longer it will hurt afterwards.
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>>601230158
Doesn't work
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>>601230158
does this actually works?
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>>601212861
what is this bullshit, "train" to run distance... or just have some fucking will
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>>601230158
If you can get a girl to drink a banana smoothie with you why cant you get her to have sex with you? Why are you so beta?
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>>601230158
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>>601230478
if they are 12 yes
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>>601231456
kek mustard gas
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>>601231386
that's what I was hoping for
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just activate your almonds
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>>601206679
Is this what reddit is like?
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>>601224267
lelel
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>>601209309
Its supposed to be under $5. What do you expect? I'm sorry cheese isn't our number one priority unlike your worthless country.
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>>601231994
This is actually not bad. Fresh cucumbers are more expensive than pickles, but if you have cucumbers that are starting to get old you can slice them up and do this. You would just want to boil a fresh jar to sterilize and seal it, too.
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>>601213673
mustard gas
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>>601207345
How does 1 egg and 1 tbsp of flour create enough bulk to flesh out the tuna and onion and stop it from just being fried tuna and onion. I would at least mash a potato or 2 and add it.
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>>601232146
are this for cereal?
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Knowing 4chan, doing any of the recipes ITT will result in a fucking explosion
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>>601233468
Nah, OP's post only makes ketchup gas
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>>601233468

you can't make explosives with just bread and cheese... you need one more ingredient.
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>>601209166
Black poop also comes when eating too many coffee beans. It also caused constipation. :(
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>>601233699
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>>601233797
haha i will try
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>>601234535
post here or it didnt happen
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>>601233451
not the poster, but i think mixing citrics and milk can give you a stomachake
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>>601226258
Most pleb answer in thread
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>>601206481
You piece of shit it makes chlorine gas
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>>601234522
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand your fat.
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>>601234744
this doesnt work right?
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Where to get the original, clean Android for smartphones?
Once I have read about it in one of this threads.
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>>601227146
kangaroo meat is fucking delicious. Do you even plum sauce, or quandong sauce? Get a fucking palate you super pleb.
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>>601209702
shittiest training regiment ever. lol. better off picking one out of a mens health article
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>>601206679

the autism is strong with this one
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>>601234770
it makes the milk separate. You will get gross, curdled milk.
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>>601229970
This. Best thing to do is acknowledge the pain, and try to simply accept it, yet not care.
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>>601206679
the fucking description gave me cancer... who wrote that? a 12 year old redditor or what...
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>>601235380
>letting meat sit at room temp for 4+ hours

genius
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>>601207759
why use water? i always use eggs instead for the liquid.
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>>601224267
Well played
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>>601213428
Every single one of these is well within my bangable range. 'Borderline fat fat' is still sexy as hell for me, she would need to be 30 pounds heavier than that to be outside my limits.
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>>601235901
lmfao i doubt it. would probably burn ur dick like hell xP
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>>601209208
That to me looks like some sort of portuguese meal my parents would have made Sunday afternoon.
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>>601221486
Bondage kink
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>>601214388
You would seriously need to be a 12 year old girl to use any of these apart from standard lacing.
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>>601206991
I simply enjoy how much fallout and skyrim this guy plays
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>>601213394
that is fucking filth
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>>601223090
What the fuck do you expect from DIY?
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>>601235185
anyone?
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>>601232456
You can buy big blocks of cheddar cheese for less then $5 in most stores dumbass
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>>601208484
iceberg lettuce is the nigger of the lettuce species.

there isn't a single thing that appeals to me from the US.
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>>601235960

> lmfo
> xP

literally kill yourself
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>>601209309
Agreed. I use cheese sticks whenever I make the OP's thing.
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>>601213584
>New york

>Tree-huggers

kek
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>>601225932
No shit it costs more money there's more food on the right.
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>>601207028
why waste the time putting the money in an account

why not just take a 100 bill and put it in a box
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>>601209206
the out of africa theory has been debunked, your infograph is obsolete.
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Rolling
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>>601234903

This isn't true.
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>>601206481
why not just make grilled cheese and dip that in soup, its easier, tastes the same and takes less time
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>>601235517
How much of this is bullshit these days? Considering everything is trackable, since it all goes through your ISP in the first place.
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>>601237209
best thing?
this totally shits on mormons.
"what, you want us to represent joseph smith too? fuck you."
>>
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>>601224267
You win.
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>>601236942
It hasn't really been "debunked"
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>>601226584
Cum farts don't count
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>>601221790
I never got why people forsook the pagan gods, who were also worshiped 2000BC and chose to worship the jewish god...
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>>601231674
Why bother if you're gonna eat it on fucking bread
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>>601213162
what a sexy little otonokoko
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>>601236942
>citation needed
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>>601230425
Why?
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why do i like these designs so much?
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>>601234770
*stumek cake
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>>601237341
This version you get that shitty untoasted part though, plus it takes longer and you can't just grill it.
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>>601211491

What gets me is somebody probably did fall for give bitches an expensive gift thing.
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>>601235042
aaaaaaaaaaaand i'm happy with it.
jelly that you cant eat that, huh
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>>601206481
This is both a waste of money and time, not worth it at all.
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>>601238239
>>601238672
http://www.redicecreations.com/article.php?id=31129

read it and weep SJW cunts
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>>601234567
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>>601239221
nice "source"
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>>601234164
Tits or gtfo, Victoria.
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>>601213162
This is complete bullshit
>inb4 trolled
>inb4 "satire" (fags)
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>>601213584
I grew up in upstate NY, north of albany. it should be red.
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i cant follow the steps correctly. How exactly should i roll this up? and what is that "pasta sheet" he rolls up
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>>601206679
>>/reddit/
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>>601235960
How old are you?
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>>601238661
keked slightly
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>>601239787
Old enough to know you're a dumbass.
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