Guys emergency I'm finally going to get laid tonight, this

>>600734413
You're gonna cum in 5 seconds, no point even trying to impress her with your penis. Learn some anatomy and find the clitoris. Don't rub too hard and fast like in the porn movies you watch, real life doesn't work that way. Try to be all cutsy and romantic while you finger her, and keep doing it for longer than you find tempting, minimum 15 minutes. Cut your nails to be safe if you haven't already.

If you jerk off an hour before having sex maybe you'll last 10 seconds. Won't be equally as embarrassing as 5, but still embarrassing enough for you to contemplate suicide. Just rub it off.

>>600734413
>your tongue
>her clit (little firm part right above pussy cave entrance)
>make her want it then give it to her
>switch positions every like 10-15 minutes. See what works.
>think about something absolutely horrific when fucking her.
Obviously not so horrifying your dick gets soft, but just so you don't accidently spaghetti.

>>600734413
tell her you want to get really good at eating pussy and ask her to help you learn more

that way if you don't last, you can eat her for awhile then go back in for seconds later.

My first time it took me like 20 minutes to cum because I was a bit nervous but I stayed hard and it all went pretty ok

>>600734413
>>600734927
Also: Foreplay. Boring as fuck, but you have to do it. Don't go straight for the tits. Touch her face and hair, kiss her on the neck. Do it for as long as you find excruciatingly possible. Will make you seem like someone with talent because most guys think of girls like fuckdolls (which sadly they aren't).

>>600734927
>>600734957
>>600735274

Thanks guys, I have absolutely no problem with only oral/fingers. Realistically the maximum I would last would be a few minutes maybe five with a tactical wank before. So you just rub the clit gently? Do you ever penetrate with the fingers or is it better to just play with the clit?

Sure man, just don't be nervous about touching and feeling her, but don't do anything yet that you aren't sure about. Make sure you go eat her out for a while, but don't bite or any of that shit. just apply good solid pressure with your tongue. also, your biggest concern will be cumming too early. if you feel like this might happen, stop and start eating her out again. try to last at least twenty or thirty minutes. also, it helps to grab the base of your dick and squeeze it as your fucking her, it will cut off a little sensation and help you not cum too quick. try to do at least 3-4 different positions. You can't go wrong with missionary, cowgirl, and doggystyle.

also, don't chicken out. she is going to be waiting for you to make the first move. don't overthink it. just go in for a kiss and she will probably start doing the rest. good luck my friend, even if you do get off and she hasn't yet, make sure you eat her out until she is satisfied. you could try pulling her hair kinda softly and putting your hand around her throat. dont choke her, just let her feel the pressure of your hand. let us know how it goes, I'm sure you will be fine. you might be nervous. but that will go away as soon as yall start getting into it.

>>600735873
Thanks man, she's on the pill so I agree with not being able to last long although holding my dick while I'm fucking might look a little weird. About oral, how do you usually do it? Do you lick the clit or penetrate with the tounge or plain eat the seafood?

At first lick her clit gently, but don't totally focus on it. Don't jump right in to jamming your fingers in her. Just work up to it, lick and finger her at the same time though or sure.

Sex is all about technique anon.
Your goal tonight although it WOULD have been just getting laid, is now to learn how to actually do these 5 things
1. Kissing/biting/licking her body.
go for her tits, a girls tits can turn her on quick. Groping, squeezing ect also works
2. Take off her bra.
For the love ofbgod anon. figure this out. If you are about to smash and you spend 5 minutes unable to get her bra off, itll ruin everything.
3. Know when to start removing clothes.
Dont rush. turn her on, tease her.
4. How to insert ANYTHING into her pussy.
Very much harder than it might seem.
Your best bet is to feel around for her pussy hole before you try just jamming your dick somewhere.
5. How to thrust.
This should come naturally, but use your hips, and nice long pumps in and out.
Any questions?

>>600734413
Fap BEFORE you have sex. You'll last a lot longer.

>>600735812
Normally girls give a shit about penetration. There is one and only one form of orgasm, and that is through the clitoris. The dildos you see online are rubbish, if a woman buys a sex toy and knows what she's doing she'll buy a vibrator. You can in principle still do it, some may like it, but the clitoris is the most important element to stay attentive to. If she's wet (which she'll hopefully be for your sake), you should of course gently scoop up some pussy juice to lubricate the clitoris. Lube in general might be useful if you're big as well (for the sex of course).

You rub gently and try to understand what she wants by her movements and breath. Ask her what she likes, that will make you seem even more comfortable and experienced by being open about it. If she's about to come to can go a bit faster, but keep a steady rhythm. Don't be a fucking rollercoaster that will just piss her off.

>>600736354
Yea, only hold your dick in doggystyle. make like an upside down "ok" sign with your fingers. and as far as the oral goes, just apply a good decent pressure with you tongue. i would say focus on her clit about 80 percent of the time, but don't forget to put your tongue in the hole and lick around it. it also helps to kiss her pubic mound and thighs. i would do that for about 5 minutes before you work a finger inside of her. one or two fingers will be fine. don't try to put three or four in her, it will only hurt her

>>600736513
If I try to enter her I won't jab her piss hole will I?

>>600737254
Dude it's not like gays fuck each other through their wee holes. You wouldn't be able to even if you tried.

>>600737532
All right cool, just asking. Thanks for the answer.

>>600734413
how old are you OP?

>>600737953
Honestly? 17. That's legal in the UK before any of you 'Muricans start to point out my criminal activities.

>>600736681
>There is one and only one form of orgasm, and that is through the clitoris
just came to say that this is false, my ex could get clit orgasms and penetration orgasms. She said they even feel different

>>600737953
I'm not an Amerifat. Viking checking in. Good luck bro.

>>600736513

OP, don't listen to this faggot.

Sex is first and foremost about relaxing and trying to enjoy things. If you think too much, the girl will pick up on it, and that becomes a burden for the girl, knowing you're nervous. THAT'S what makes things go downhill.

Relax and act like you've done it all before, but maybe there's some things you're doing wrong: but so what? Many of us have to go through at least 4 or 5 partners to learn all the things we're doing wrong. Partner #12 or maybe #13 told me I shoudn't ask her if she's okay if she yelps in pain (because I hit her cervix). It wasn't until then that I really understood that some girls get off on being treated like a whore, the guy not giving a fuck whether it hurts; so now I just ask each new partner a little bit about what they like before I fuck them. I don't recommend you ask, since that'll make you look like you're super experienced and it'll be disappointing to her that you're not. My point is that no one is a master at sex until they've had 5, 10, maybe even 15 partners—everyone does things wrong—everyone is different—and any girl who's experienced, the more experienced she is, the more she knows that. If you feel like you don't know what you're doing, just be confident anyway, and if she doubts you, just say that's what you usually do. People do all kinds of weird shit during sex; like my friend likes fucking girls' armpits. Can you imagine? "Can I fuck your armpits?" That sounds like a guy who doesn't know what he's doing, right? But it really turns the girl on because she knows HE is enjoying it.

tl;dr - It's no big deal you're not experienced. Act confident (but not like "tough" or stupid confident—more like, just be assured that what you're doing may not be best, but even experienced people don't know what's best, because it hugely depends on the partner). Once or twice, it's fine to ask her if she likes what you're doing.

>>600738704

(cont)
It's NORMAL to ask. I'm 27, and at my age pretty much everyone just openly talks about what we each like, because by now we all know that the human body is so different. Like, I feel NOTHING from blowjobs and hate faking it like I feel great when getting a blowjob—now I just tell them, hey, don't bother blowing me. Things girls have said to me: being fucked senseless, or the opposite, being fucked gentle and being asked periodically whether they're doing okay, some girls like having their clits sucked, some hate it, some love their nipples played with, others are ticklish, some girls just don't like guys going down on them (the way I don't like blowjobs, I guess).

>>600738519
>anecdotal evidence overrides scientific experiments

Sure bro, keep on believing what your ex told you to make you feel better about yourself

in any case I don't deny that orgasms can't happen through penetration (before you scream and shout), but that these orgasms happen through indirect stimulation of the clitoris through the vaginal walls.

So here's what you'll want to do OP. You're not going to last long, but you've backed yourself into a corner by telling this chick you're not a virgin, so when you blow your load as soon as you dick comes into contact with her sloppy roast beef it's going to be humiliating. What you need OP is a substitute dick. I'm talking a sausage or some shit, preferably similar in size to your own dick. So before you go meet your chick go pick yourself up a sausage, but sausage is normally cold, while a cock is usually pretty warm, and she'll be able to tell if you're sticking cold deli meet inside of her, so you're going to want to heat that shit up, thirty seconds in the microwave should do. The sausage is going to smell, so make sure to rub the sausage on your dick and balls to create the illusion that it's coming from your dick and balls. Godspeed OP, bon appetit.

>>600738920

At least a third of the 15 partners I've had orgasm via penetration. I distinctly recall 2 of them saying that it feels very different from a clitoral orgasm. The clitoral orgasm washes away fast but can be more intense (point intensity, so to speak). The penetration / g-spot orgasm they say is like a slow, deep wave of pleasure that keeps going many seconds after the initial orgasm. I mean even without them telling me I could see their bodies twitch / observe their breathing to confirm it's different from a clitoral orgasm. If you're saying physiologically it's all through the same organ... fine... I have nothing to refute your assertion. Just stating my experience.

(I'm not the guy you were talking to, btw.)

>>600738920
Well at least her reactions were different depending how the orgasm was made. If it was penetration her vagina went super tight and when it was clit orgasm, it didn't. Sometimes I managed to even give her double orgasm (thru penetration and rubbing clit).

It doesn't rly matter if it is indirect or not, the 2 are still quite different. I mean some women get orgasms from anal only too and I bet it feels a lot different than clit rubbing orgasm.

>>600734413

However long you think the foreplay should be, make it a little longer. Make sure she's turned on before you put your dick in her and try to keep doing things with your hands, don't just have them dangling by your sides. Also make sure something is always rubbing against her clit, if in doubt just keep rubbing circles on with your thumb or fingers. That's pretty much all the advice I've got.

Just try to make sure she enjoys it and definitely make the foreplay a lot longer than you think it should be. Oh, if you masturbate a while beforehand then you'll last longer. Also, if you're getting close to cumming try switching positions to give yourself a few seconds to cool down and just keep touching her clitoris.

>>600738920

>Sure bro, keep on believing what your ex told you to make you feel better about yourself

the irony...

you never got a girl to orgasm via penetration, that's why you believe this shit

but if it helps, it's prob not your fault. most girls simply don't orgasm that way. like they can't even get themselves off that way. all the girls i've been with who can orgasm via penetration, normally masturbate via penetration, i.e. lie on their stomach and reach in / hump their fingers.

The blind leading the blind

So - Orgasms. What to do when you realize one is coming? Keep doing what you're going only faster?

>>600740371
learn to read. Since you take such an interest in my sex life I can say that indeed I have, my girlfriend comes super easy both ways. I explained the physiology behind it, it's the same organ and not separate processes.

Definitely poke her in the ass, that will probably be the first and last time she will let you

>>600740872

no no no

(i'm not same guy as >>600738704 >>600738774 >>600739627 >>600740371)

this is actually a good question. i used to always think "faster" or "more rough" or "harder" when the girl starts breathing heavier / sign of orgasm coming.

but no.

what you want to do is EXACTLY replicate what you're currently doing, keep it EXACTLY the same. what's happened is that your body and hers has fallen into a rhythm that's bringing her to orgasm. trying to change it only becomes distracting to her. if she's already starting to feel it coming, she just wants you to do exactly what you're doing for as long as you can.

AFTER her orgasm begins, sure, do wahtever you want, fuck the shit out of her. go nuts. but leading up to it, imagine yourself a machine designed to do only what you have been doing.

P.S. if a girl is silent (but not like looking at you, instead has her eyes closed, or is looking spaced out) that's a GOOD sign. her sensations are taking over. one of my girlfriends actually told me, if she's silent, go into "machine mode" (what i talked about above), just keep doing what i was doing.

>>600741043

my bad. i was trying to jack it when i came across this thread. brain not working full capacity.

>>600740872
keep at the exact same speed. Ask the girl to tell you if she wants it faster. If it's the current that's getting her off, don't change it. If you're too nervous to ask, i guess roll the dice and do what you want