ITT: we describe an anime badly and try to guess it
>mfw U don't have anime picture
reposting my unanswered ones from last thread
>lazy sack of shit
>wont go outside, actually kinda scared of it
>best friend is a total weeb
>no aspirations or life goals, just wanna sit inside
>meet dumb chick
>she's some kind of therapist
>says she can help me
>ok whatever she's kind of cute
Edo period Ghost Buster
she's slowly turning into her boss, who is scary.
*not yet answered* Two idiot quasi-german kids fuck their bodies up trying to make love to a zombie.
They continue their adventures trying to fuck their dad and ultimately realize the truth of the whole universe.
1. The main characters are scrambled eggs and fruit bats
4. Magic pedo rapist nigger
5. Glorification of space nigger genocide
6. Hermaphrodite plant people and tentacle monsters
7. Loli harem and terrorism
8. Young gay boys do age inappropriate things with older mean while somehow not being lewd at all besides thinly veiled references to masturbation
10. Count backwards from 1000 by 7s
>guy builds a harem of girls with motifs of animals and dead things.
>asshole comes along and fucks shit up but becomes a good guy and best girl afterward.
>everyone's always talking and not much shit happens.
>explodes into blood
>"hurr dun go to da city"
>"naw it's cool dawg"
>get robbed by catgirl tits
>taken in by royalty
>royalty gets killed by gothgirl
>thus begins life as an assassin
Forgot obligatory image
ok ok these aren't that complicated:
>Kid admires someone
>meets someone who's not the first someone
>second someone knows first someone
>first someone beats the kid, lot of times
>kid's in love with alien
>guy kicks asses
>fuck the same car over and over again
>like, every episode
should be really easy but no one has gotten it in past threads
>innocent kid pulled into great adventure
>fat albert is kill
>benazir bhutto is kill
>did he just blow her head off with a rocket launcher?
>grill gets transfered
>immediately friends with cock-craving slut and animu Fluttershy
>WW2 re-enactment for like 9 episodes
>elite girls club
>guy becomes member
>plot makes no fucking sense
>only 30 mins long*
*you couldn't have realistically made a full series, it's THAT fucking weird.
Looks like this one is dead, so I'll give the answers
3. Baby Steps
6. Sidonia no Kishi
7. Black Bullet
9. Shingeki no Bahamut
10. Tokyo Ghoul
>Making my way downtown
>And I'm home bound
no but seriously
>be me just watched parents die
>freaking the fuck out
>cop shows up and points gun at me
>His fucking gun says something to him
>non something paralyzer?
>get super tazed and put into...asylum/jail?
>here for 3 years said I'm not allowed out
>bing bang boom
>now an expendable cop
>dumbshit MC in late 40's
>works as builder all his life
>finally decides to socialise
>everybody hates him for that
>local underage faggots hate try to kill him
>and there is lizard-like guy who raises wealth through gambling
>later he throws shit in wrestlers
>later MC organises a mob of bums against mob of bikers and gets beaten
>throughout the series MC contemptates life
1. 27 main characters, 24 episodes, everyone dies.
2. GOOSH GOOSH. Literally just google it
3. God adopts some orphan dead kid and it turns out they're both massive douchebags
4. A person's heart is contained in their letter!
5. Guy gets NTR'd so hard that he travels through time, creates an empire, and starts a war because of it
dude that's my favorite anime that's out right now. You could have said:
>snake in my arm
>magical shapeshifting flesh metal
>no one can know
and I would have gotten that one lol
>Just your average, every day dystopian-future cop
>Weird shit's happening
>big, freaky monster thing cries at me
>other big freaky monster thing attacks first freaky monster thing
>we all live in the sky
Higurashi no naku koro ni
>get arrested for killing my class
>go to basically SuperJail™
>if someone doesn't die today, something's up.
>I have the ability to throw my blood at people
>bestfriend/bitch is super killer.
>I can't see that though.
>mfw that festival chant is stuck in my head
>I stopped watching the entire series immedietly after
The annoying thing is "Endless eight" is more or less the prequel to the film, because it's obvious Yuki is beginning to break in some scenes.
>Assassination sparks war
>Mc is a genius badass who doesn't give a shit about anything.
>Literally saw his friend killed right next to him and honestly gave no fuck
>Mc is the sherlock holmes of mecha
this one might be a challenge:
>meet dream loli
>keys jingle 'round her wrists, memories are wiped clean
>called "the lamb" by anyone with a clue
>the moon splits as her keys rattle when she remembers