is it time for one of these?
anon's guide to growing weed in you're closet
Had a closet set up when i was 14. Moved outdoors when i was 16. Outdoor is so much better for profit. Quality, you wanna go indoor though.
May your harvest be bountiful /b/ros
I stick to the "50 bucks for 2 ounces" approach, but it's all good...better than tomatoes
just grew some bubblegum, haven't smoked that since the 90's
sorry, fucked up that one, bad day :(
heh heh heh
you're seem a little mad anon, rules 2 and 3 etc
went so retro, used a vhs holder to prop things up
I'd like to know how you do that anon, I'm not an expert and don't claim to be
I fudge things for cheap
>which are fudged
nigga, that shit seems unlikely, redditards always cherry pick content from here
it into it the whole time ¯\(°_o)/¯
these thing suck balls, half the times they don't work, watch it
autogrows you mean?
I tried it, small harvest :/
not saying they're bad, I just couldn't get on with them, few more tests
didnt know growing weed was taking that much time
Had my own similar setup. Used a foot locker chest, though. Something new growers don't realize is how fucking easy it is.
I was always nervous about using flower ferts,
easy to grow, hard to perfect though.
I also do a cheap line in fermentation, not an award winning wine, but free wine is good wine
don't be, just be careful not to overfeed, especially in the beginning, the plants don't use as much as geraniums, so if you go all out from the start you will have an excess build up. tbh i wouldn't feed them until they are budding, just use regular fert very sparingly
did we do this one yet?
cool man, I started from "if you can eat it, you can smoke it" philosophy.
chopped up everything real fine and made soup of it with some vegetable stock stuff, it wasn't bad, i wouldn't recommend it, but it was edible. I mostly did it so i wouldn't leave a trace, my landlord at the time was getting a bit suspicious, he was an idiot, my house smelled like a fking dutch coffeeshop, but figured this way he'd have no proof
bubblegum No1, every breeder has it in the back catalogue somewhere
>fucking easy it is.
growing the plant is easy , but dealing with the stink is not. Even a small plant will smell up your whole apartment. And these days everybody knows what it is.
you wanna give me a job?
Eh, I've grown a backyard garden since I was 9 (25 now) so when I built my rig and started learning how to treat it I became pretty good.
Even helped my dealer build his attic grow room and give him pointers occasionally for free samples of his harvest.
seems reasonable. get carbon filters yo!
my mother area
sorry again for orientation
fuck retard rub rough them up before fucking planting them. also place i a paper towel. and why the fuck would u start from seed for a two plant closet grow? i hope u get two males out of your two plants after veg u fucktard.
bummer, we could use some new growers and I hate looking on craigslist.
hiring a grower using some shit tier closet grow?
not worth the time and amount of bud you would get especially off of some s3 bullshit bag seed that could turn out a male 2 weeks into flower.
OP could you make an imgur album of these please?
why would you pay somebody to do something when you can easily (and lucky for you legally) do on your own
this fucking guy
thanks dude. This isn't a business for me, is just shit I do to get free weed without destabilizing the economy
well I'm not hiring him so, what do you want me to say? It's a simplified poor mans guide to growing. You sound like another elitest grower. You guys are a dime a dozen in this industry. We get it, nobody grows as good as you.
This. In return, have this picture of a majestic pussy.
Oh thanks, have another pussy
http://imgur.com/a/OJuWR Here you go.
you can doubt whatever you want
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As a guide., commercial growers will go for 50/50 and above colour change of the pistils from white to whatever, but they are growing for yield predominantly. The whiter the cut the more euphoric the high. 50/50's good though, and yes lower light lumen levels will give rise to a higher cbd cbvn content, think of THC as sunblock for ganja with equator buds being the highest exposure to UV ;p)
gross, step up bums! canna products and coco coir, use super air pots. seeds take finesse dont skimp: get a dome with vent and presoaked potter cubes.
pic is my first grow ever
that was me
I work in 6 different flowering rooms with 24 1000W HPS lamps per room cooled with an HVAC system
sorry making you tilt your head, they were taken on my phone
Popcorn buds m8 grab a 1k watt HPS and veg under those FL's is u have to... always bud under 1k unless u plan on veging all winter and outdooring it for flower. top your plants next time at least twice as well. it effects the yield a shitton.
Simply there are three stages to trichomes a clear inactive THC, a cloudy active thc and a amber CBN
CBN is good for oils edibles and a great body high, active cloudy thc is where you get more of a head high and a bit of a body high. harvesting at about 40% cloudy will cure into what would be high quality smoking bud.
>this was finished
>these werent under 600w mh and hps
This was the size of a soda can, had 2.5 more weeks to go. someone get this idiot a helmet.
When planting a small grow go from clone so you are garenteed females, low lumens = low yield, its a fact, other techniques like fimming and topping increase yield if the lumens allow it. >>600342411
^for the rest of the shit^
if you have experience or a degree in horticulture/plant biology thats a big help.
nice soda can for reference and the picture u posted before was under swirling florescence lmao. dont call me a dumb cunt if u have no reference m8. and why did u use the MH? instead just the HPS was it to cold in your grow? shits like 30,000 less lumens
omfg drying under lights........ yep shit tier. the point to drying is to remove the chlorophyll from the bud and into the stem. and these cunts are slowing if not halting that process... REASONS you do this is for a less harsh and more enjoyable better smelling smoke.
NP i might sound like a dick and its becuase of these "anyone can grow" fucking threads that fill peoples minds with bullshit that ends up most cunt in jail for a few male plants and 6 grams of shitty pot.
Hey man i live in sweden and i've kept grows for a couple of years, and my weed is the beston the market, according to all my customers! So if i ever come by Seattle, can i get an audition?
I turned the lights on so you could see it
would you prefer a black box as an illustration?
I've found a table fan blowdrying the weed is a really good way to speed up the drying process.
I keep the weed in a plastic bag with its open end pointing towards the fan and the closed end i cut a medium sized hole, for the air to blow through.
Im stuck at this part, Im supposed to fuck it?
If you're in London I could sure do with some weed! maybe you can hook me up
I'm not in the edible business myself, but there are plenty of placers opening up in the legal states
i don't grow weed but i do grow hydroponically
very simple and easy
only problem is weed is illegal here, so i gotta keep it on the downlow. But the strain i grow is my own, i've taken several different strains and cross-pollinated them to get this strain, and it's the fucking bomb! The high is like a full body high, everything just feels better and amplified, but it doesn't slow you down or put you in a couchlock unless you smoke waaaay too much. It also gives you lots of creativity and makes you wanna go do stuff, and many of my friends say they can remember stuff more vividly while they're a little buzzed on it. I just wish it was legal here so i could put it to good use, and actually have a real job..
stupidly easy passive hydro
he got it of the internet anon, it's not actually his handiwork, he's just dumping the album as the main thing this stoner thread is based around, welcome to the internet though, how're you finding it newfriend?
Maybe I used comic sans deliberately and you were the first person to notice it?
I don't doubt you made a crossed strain, but if you want your breed to be genetically sound, you should refer to this chart. Also that sounds awesome, I wish I could smoke some of your bud.
With 1kW lighting for that amount of time, you could almost buy that outcome. You would save time, nothing would smell and you basically take no risk for jail time.
1kW at 18/24 hours a day for a month is around 65€ (as the euro is currently quite weak, that would be ~72$ for our Amerifags) where I live.
put your dick in a plant pot with soil and fuck it until you plant your seed in it.
now piss all over that for 5-6 months and you should get a nice weed plant.
fun fact: the wee in weed comes from the fact that you water it with wee!
>mfw I spent 2000$ to build a fancy grow closet
>mfw I have never used it
>mfw 1500 of that was donated by friends who now hate me
I thought it was 3?
Do you know that federal law supersedes state law?
Land of the free, home of the brave!
Yeah but in fairness I haven't been able to find a seed source.
I also perhaps stupidly built a fancy aeroponic system which is probably the hardest growing method to learn/master.
I get it, but the FBI isn't out to get closet grows let alone weed. Maybe if you're pulling in like 100k of untraceable income, then you might have problems with DEA FBI and IRS
I met your mom and everything changed
is this ops oc?
anyways, ive got some seeds but i bought them on august. i guess i should be trying to grow them asap?
what about the smell? is it very apparent?
This. Its fucking awesome how tolerant everyone in oregon is about pot. I'll be the first to admit that I am very flagrant about my use. I smoke my bong on my patio, I share a backyard with a fuckload of others. I do have a green card, but ive never had to whip it out.
Bit of a pro-tip here for you amateurs.
Blow a load in your plants soil once every three days. The organic boost will do wonders for your plant, and will make for a nicely chilled but happy buzz from the buds.
A bit of life juice adds a nice spiritual touch to the product
I plan to attempt a grow soon.
Not sure if they even smoke anymore but I haven't spoken to those "friends" in many years.
Would be nice to eventually re-connect and give them some Weed if they still want it.
One of them awkwardly tried to threaten me when he realized he wasn't getting his 500 back.
They were all rich WASP's though from wealthy families so yeah... was never that worried.
Funny story though I did once get robbed by a nigger friend (former friend) of 300$ in some extremely nice Weed.
I told my mom he robbed me and she gave me back the 300. :D
fire bros, solstice, ms. greenthumb, the CCC are some of the big ones. but my guess would be they aren't too specific in the ad. At my company it starts at 12/hr. And they are generally looking for chill people who get along with other people. that sounds stupid, but we have had SJW types who haven't worked out and have gotten fired for it. Also a clean record is usually necessary.
Threads like this piss me off, i used to smoke everyday for 3-4 years and i had a few bad experiences on shrooms and now i can't really take any psychoactive drug (including weed) without freaking out.
Anyone got any similar experiences ?
Well I figured a tutorial would be more helpful if you can view the pics after the thread got deleted and these are a lot! But ok I can look for another tutorial, still a good one tho!
Okay. Is it legal or not? do you have your licenses and everything? I don't really care that much, just want to know if I have to be really cautious about the 5-0
I think I'm pretty chill. I don't really talk much.
>robbed by a nigger friend of 300$ in some extremely nice Weed
>told his mom he was robbed and she gave him back the 300
Why would your parent pay you back for something that happened between completely seperate people?
I don't think you understand.
I had a black friend.
I used to drive him home after we finished work together and smoke him up all the time.
Treated him like a brother.
One day he calls me and asks me if he can buy half an ounce off me.
I drive to his house and I ask him for the money,
He says its not safe to do business outside (even though there was no one within eye shot of us) and he led me down to the basement of his building where a giganigger was in waiting.
The giganigger robbed us and then split.
I didn't give up my wallet or phone though.
I am 99.999% my "friend" set me up even though he tried to act like it was a random project robbery.
I told my mom I got robbed for 300 dollars and she felt bad and gave me 300.