>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure >Women are not >Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continuously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina >Women do not >Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships >Women can, and most enjoy doing it >Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin >A woman will flip out if you fuck another woman >Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant >Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women >If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone >Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them >Dolphins give up easily >Dolphins do not demand more rights than men simply for having a vagina >Dolphins do not organize shitty feminist parades >You can swim and play with a dolphin in the ocean >Dolphins are more intelligent than women
Everything a real woman can do, a dolphin does better, without being a bitch. So /b/, how come you haven't fucked a glorious dolphin yet?
I heard somewhere that a species's intelligence might be linked to the number of folds in its brain tissue and that dolphins have way more folds than humans and also that they're the only other animal that kills and rapes for fun. I try telling people about the dolphin menace and they're all like "If dolphins are so smart, why aren't there a bunch of underwater cities?" and I'm just like "They're beyond that, bro."
I have, OP. I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!
So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.
I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
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In certain dolphin species, namely Bottlenose, female vaginal tracts secrete an organic chemical while mating that allow a male to orgasm for as long as the penis remains within the vaginal tract, resulting in multiple continuous ejaculations. This is speculated to increase chances of fertilization for each act of reproduction. It has been tested and proven in controlled environments that this same organic chemical produces identical effects in similar dolphin species, and in mammals with less than sufficient genetic disparity, including primate and primate families.
Due to a combination of carbon compounds and other organically produced enzymes, the chemical maintains properties that effectively eliminate the 'refractory period' wherein the male penis involuntarily becomes and remains flaccid for a varying amount of time, during which ejaculation is physically impossible. It is hypothesized that a male could remain united, the penis within the vaginal tract, for potentially up to several hours at a time. While this would result in a constant state of orgasm and resulting ejaculation for the hypothesized period of several hours, it is unlikely that either the male or female would remain in this state for such an extended period of time. This would also have the negative side-effect of significantly lowering the males sperm count, due to the constant state of ejaculation, resulting in an indeterminate hiatus from successful reproduction until the sperm count of the male returned to the standard level of fertile sperm.
Pasted it from some site, don't remember the name now. But it was written by an accredited marine biologist.
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick
>>599874205 >Dolphins rape people women dont. Women can't consent. Their brains aren't developed enough to make the moral choices needed to have consensual intercourse with another human. this lack of development is also the reason we don't let them drive or vote, just like children.
This is pretty interesting about dolphins vaginas https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
>>599873824 >The United States Federal government has been working in tandem with overseas and international law enforcement organizations to aggressively pursue and shutter websites such as this and bring and complicit perpetrators to justice. >Consider this a warning you miserable worms. Your time is coming.. Tits with time stamp or GTFO fegit
>>599873824 LOL if you think this is secret then you have another thing coming faggot. Try getting into the deep web, that's secret. 4chan is an indexed website and this forum is moderated as well as listed on the front page of the website with the NSFW tag. There is pleanty of warning to the contents of this page before you even get on it so I don't see your point.
>>599871943 >So /b/, how come you haven't fucked a glorious dolphin yet?
Simply because I'm not attracted to them. Do you think if I could choose sexual attraction I would choose to slave away for pussy? I fucking wish I was gay and just have buddie-ass-fuckers, enjoy some jolly sun-bro cooperation in the ass and the world would be perfect
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