>you're on an island
>in your inventory from left to right you have: A knife, packet of seeds, empty bottle, a piece of torn cloth, and two matches
>on the island you see: a white flag with pole, three small stones and one large (large is immovable), a piece of cracked pipe, a green silk worm, and a brown back pack
* You do not need to worry about hunger, but eating different things will add to your inventory (if applicable) and also some things will give certain bonuses
* Time is not constant, a whole year could pass within one move
:No instant death ie. "kill self"
:No stick things up ass
>In the backpack there was: A tactical shovel, a fishing pole without a line or hook, and a heart heat fruit
Examine fruit- It feels warm to the touch and is very heavy. It smells sweet
Cut down the flag and use it to plant a flag tree. Take the resulting flags and stack them so high that I get to the ISS. Then, wave to the Russians and float into orbit and fly back down into the White House, like Saint's Row 4
>you shove the seeds into your penis
>thank god they are small and smooth
>now you have to wait and see what happens
- Seed packet taken from inventory
>you take a sip of the water
>it is very salty and you spit it out
>you can't force yourself to drink anymore and a salty taste lingers in your mouth
So youre a worth less drunk that died when some taters withered away. Irishman are useless.
>You set fire to the bastard flag and it burns slowly
>you eat the fruit. It is very delicious and removes the salt taste from your mouth
- Heart fruit
- One match
+ Heart fruit pit
+ perk: exquisite taste
Examine pit- This is very dense, it must be why the fruit was so heavy
Exquisite taste- You can now drink salt water which turns to fresh water when it hits your tongue, making it drinkable
Your kind still died from a wee drough. Prove me wrong, cunt.
> you decide to swim to Ethiopia, but don't know where to start, so you ponder about what direction it could be
>you get lost in your thoughts and trail off....
>where was I...
__And please allow time to draw and make story, it doesn't just happen
Enjoying the perks of being free while your poor ass country gets butt fucked by the UK.
>now using your girl jokes
You lost, now fuck nugget. Go die in poverty.
>you start to drink the ocean with your new power
>you get to the second day when a large sea snake comes out and starts at you
>you notice that the large rock has writing and there is a chest on the other side of the island, both revealed when the ocean level lowered
>You avoid the snake... barely
>the chest is locked, you need a thin piece of metal to bend inside the lock
>the flag falls over, and the fire is extinguished
>you decide to approach the snake. holding out your hand in friendship
>the odds were in your favor
>the snake is now tame and will do commands
+ perk: Snake charmer
Snake charmer- Allows control of tamed snakes
>you ask the snake to bite your neck
>it looks at you in sorrow to have to attack his only friend, but does it anyways
>It hurt a lot and you are bleeding, but it is controllable
>A snake fang breaks off in your neck
>you feel no adverse effects, but will keep a close eye on the bite site
examine fang- Very sharp and thin, surprisingly springy
__ Heads up, if 404'd, green text for new thread will be "reclaimed french island"