>you're on an island >in your inventory from left

kill self

Use knife to catch some fish

Search back pack

Are you the same OP from earlier? Also eat the worm

Wonder why the french claimed my island

>>599770871
Cut flag pole in half infinite times and make a raft.

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>>599771329
>In the backpack there was: A tactical shovel, a fishing pole without a line or hook, and a heart heat fruit
Examine fruit- It feels warm to the touch and is very heavy. It smells sweet
1 decides

>>599772501
Shovel water onto the island with the shovel.

>>599772501
Throw fruit into the ocean

>>599772501

Take down french flag and start a fire, eat heart fruit

start swimming

>>599772913

Rolling for this

Cut off arm

>>599772501
Put backpack on head

Squish silk worm and use blood to draw american flag on the white flag. Burn it with match.

>>599773204
Roll for this

>>599772913

dig with shovel

Eat shovel

Cut off both legs

Gather rocks together and break one on another Into the shape of a stone hand axe

Stone handaxe is a flat stone with sharp edge and blunt side

Put seeds in penis

>>599772913

again

Feed the fruit to the worm so it can evolve

>>599773372
Roll

>>599770871
>no need to worry about hunger
Well that explains why I have all these fucking blades, then. Fuck it, I'm eating one.

>>599772501
>>599772501
Throw shovel out into the ocean

>>599772501
Burn the French flag with hopes that the smoke will be seen from afar.

dig around the big rock

>>599773471
This

>>599773471
Winrar

>>599773279
Kek

>:No stick things up ass
>:Have fun
Pick one :(

sit on fruit

Shove the fruit up your Ass

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>>599772913
>French flag

>>599773577
Checked

Cut down the flag and use it to plant a flag tree. Take the resulting flags and stack them so high that I get to the ISS. Then, wave to the Russians and float into orbit and fly back down into the White House, like Saint's Row 4

do duck calls to attract all ducks named Craig

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>>599773471
>you shove the seeds into your penis
>thank god they are small and smooth
>now you have to wait and see what happens
- Seed packet taken from inventory
0 decides

>>599774136
Reroll

>>599774191
Sharpie in pooper

smoke the green worm with crack pipe

>>599774191

Burn french flag, eat heart fruit

Dump all belongings into ocean

attempt to consume the ocean

>>599774340
> sharpie was not found in inventory, please try again

>>599774191
masturbate furiously

>>599774420
Winrar

>>599774508
Fuck yourself

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>no instant death
commit seppuku for slow death

>>599774420
One can only assume that this will stimulate the penis seeds

>>599774733
Or one can assume he ll drown

>>599774191
prostate yourself to allah for a year.
>allahu snackbar!

>>599774420
Fucking kek

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>>599774420
>you take a sip of the water
>it is very salty and you spit it out
>you can't force yourself to drink anymore and a salty taste lingers in your mouth
8 gets

>>599775056

BURN FRENCH FLAG FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>599775056
Drink it anyway

>>599775056
420 blaze it

>>599774409
Roll

dig a grave for later use

>>599775056
Light your pubes on fire to create warmth

Jump in ocean and chill for a bit.

Throw away everything in inventory

>>599775056
try to consume the sand then...

>>599775329
reroll

>>599775056
Stick both matches in your nostrils and snort to create friction.

>>599775345
roll this

put fish hook in penis

>>599774638
roll for honabru death

>>599775173
FUCK YOU

>>599775173

This, and eat heart fruit

>>599775413
one more reroll

Piss on the matches

>>599775504

HI FRENCHY

dig for buried treasure

Set water on fire with matches

>>599775544
Nice check friend :^)

>>599775056
Cut off penis and consume it

eat fruit

>>599775698
Winrar

>>599775698
FUck

>>599770871
>:No stick things up ass
that was funny as fuck though

Try to get the seeds out of the penis by jacking off

>>599775508
This guy already got a get OP

>>599775777
You too

>>599775787
>>599775777
look up some more posts dumbasses

>>599775777
Check;-))))))

>>599775848

FRENCHY SPOTTED

>>599775946
But those trips

Pee into the bottle

Di>>599775508>>599775508
Winrawr

>>599772501
Fuck the fruit

>>599776015
NO I'M AN IRISHMAN YOU FUCK I JUST DEFEND JUSTICE

>>599776375

My first get you frenchy fuck. Fuck off

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>>599776375
So youre a worth less drunk that died when some taters withered away. Irishman are useless.

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Op where u at

>>599775508
we have 2 matches but no box, how are we gonna light the flag?

>>599776684

Grizzled chin

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>>599775508
>You set fire to the bastard flag and it burns slowly
>you eat the fruit. It is very delicious and removes the salt taste from your mouth
- Heart fruit
- One match
+ Heart fruit pit
+ perk: exquisite taste
Examine pit- This is very dense, it must be why the fruit was so heavy
Exquisite taste- You can now drink salt water which turns to fresh water when it hits your tongue, making it drinkable
7 gets

>>599776684
Throwing the matches into the sun

>>599776958
Swim to Ethiopia

>>599776958
Drink the ocean. 7 get

>>599776958

Have a drink of ocean water and examine the pit

>>599776958
cut off your dick and eat it

>>599777067
Wonner

>>599776958
We must please Neptune. Throw entire inventory into the ocean.

>>599776958
dig down with the chainsaw and hope you find a dungeon or something.

>>599777067
Ding ding ding

>>599777152
just like the pit, you are very dense.

>>599777093
Get

>>599776582
Piss off mate, I'm of more use than your American arse. And yeah, I enjoy my share of spirits you cunt

>>599777414
Drink ocean, cum on self

put flaccid dick in empty bottle and get erection with dick still inside

>>599777067
Winrar

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>>599777514
Your kind still died from a wee drough. Prove me wrong, cunt.

Drink the entire ocean

Stab knife in water until you kill a sea turtle and a shark

Light ocean on fire

>>599777374

It is dense for a reason Mr notascleverasithinkiam

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>>599777700
Quads and dubs. The truth

>>599777753
Reroll

>>599777374

Sorry your "Cut off muh dick" hasn't won yet

>>599777185
ROLL

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>>599777067
> you decide to swim to Ethiopia, but don't know where to start, so you ponder about what direction it could be
>you get lost in your thoughts and trail off....
>where was I...
4 gets
__And please allow time to draw and make story, it doesn't just happen

>>599776684
You can light a match on a rough stone, although it usually takes more than one match as it isn't always successful.

>>599777980
Dig in hopes of finding something.

Drink the entire ocean

Takes 14 days, done in one move

>>599777980
Drink Ocean. Cum potatos.

Have intercourse with a dolphin

Put penis in bottle

>>599777185
roll

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>>599778164
Win

attempt to consume the ocean

>>599777536
reroll

>>599777980
Swim west until land

>>599777980
Drink entire ocean, then walk back home because all water is gone. Once home, throw up all the water to make ocean come back.

look in the bagg of meth rolling b

use tactical shovel to dig under the flag

Also, dubs get.

>>599777700
Yeah, we were right primitive back then, sure. What about you mate? The Depression? War on Terror? How farve you come in the past 100 years then? Fat fucking bastard you are

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Drink piss

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>>599778354
>>599778369
9977 get

delivar op is ia fag

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>>599778461
Enjoying the perks of being free while your poor ass country gets butt fucked by the UK.

>>599778164
Winrar

>>599778554
Win and dubs

>>599770871
these threads suck, sage

>>599778778
Ah fuck off lad. Next time your girl needs some real meat, send her my way

>>599777627
Lol

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>>599779141
MODS

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>>599779252
>now using your girl jokes
You lost, now fuck nugget. Go die in poverty.

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>>599778164
>you start to drink the ocean with your new power
>you get to the second day when a large sea snake comes out and starts at you
>you notice that the large rock has writing and there is a chest on the other side of the island, both revealed when the ocean level lowered
3 gets

>>599778778
Bitch you don't even got real plumbing or real checkems

>>599779518
Fuck the snake.

open chest

attempt to have sex with large sea snake

>>599779518
Kill and fuck the snake. Continue drinking water.

>>599779518
curse at the flag for not bring a pile of ash by now

Try to fuck silkworm

>>599779518
Fuck those things, continue to drink

>>599779703
Winrar

>>599779518
Take chainsaw,attempt to cut snakes head off and use the rest of the snake as your new dick.
Read the stone.
Examine and pen chest slightly in case of booby traps.

>>599779703
Damthats quick

Kill yourself by sticking things up your ass.

>>599779703
Winrar

>>599779498
Right I might mate, just like half of your country's population

Kill snake with knife

Cut off own dick and put snake there

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blow it out your ass

>>599779703
This kills the man.

Bump, nigga

Whats inside the chest op?

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>>599779703
>You avoid the snake... barely
>the chest is locked, you need a thin piece of metal to bend inside the lock
>the flag falls over, and the fire is extinguished
2 decides

Open chest?

>>599780675
Insert snake into anus.

Put seedy penis in lock

>>599780675
kill snake, and piss inside

use penis as lock pick

>>599780675

Beat chest open with tactical shovel, read the rock, if the snake comes at you beat him too

>>599780840

>>599780675
Get silk from worm. Make fishing string.

Have intercourse with a dolphin

>>599780675
Fuck the chest, get bitten by snake. Ded.

Throw sand at the sky

Use knife to kill snake

>>599780675
use flagpole as dildo, proceed with caution and break down the heart fruit seed as lube, inhale deeply and tornado happens, use sea snake insides for shelter

Attempt to open chest with knife and kill snake if it attempts to attack

>>599780675
kill snake with knife
fuck your knife with stones so its a thin metal thingy
read stone

>>599781000
Roll

Kill snake, cut off head, shove penis inside body using it like a fleshlight

>>599781000
Nice trips bro.
Also, use dick to open chest.

shit pants

>>599781123

Rollin'

grab pole, kill snake, search backpack again

Punch the big rock

Jerk off with snake

Knife on chest to unlock ez 2 get

cut yourself open with knife, and bleed into ocean

Hold hand out to snake in an attempt to become mates

>>599780675
Fap

>>599780904

reroll

>>599781178
Rolling

>>599780675
If 2, then OP decides what happens next.

>>599781352
winrar sadly

Put bottle on head

>>599781352
WINNERAR

Grab pole, smash snake with caution, read stone

>>599781352
winrar

>>599781352
Hopefully that fucking snake is friendly.
You're a dick, anon...
...winrar

>>599781669
404

>>599781352
0% chance to fail, ur a genious, with the sea snake we can learn how to breathe water and swim into the nothingness

>>599770871
>>599782031

No 404

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>>599781352
>you decide to approach the snake. holding out your hand in friendship
>50/50 chance
>the odds were in your favor
>the snake is now tame and will do commands
+ perk: Snake charmer
Snake charmer- Allows control of tamed snakes
5 gets

>>599782398
put snake in ass

>>599782398
niggers invade

Rape the snake

>>599782398
have sex with snake

>>599782398
Command snake to bite me in the neck

Use the snakes slither tender tongue to unlock the Chest.

>>599782398
Grab shovel that is somewhere and serach for shit on the island

>>599782398
read the stone encription

>>599782398

have snake open chest with his tongue while you read the rock

Read the stone

>>599782635
welp

>>599782398
Read the large rock

>>599782635
fucking winrar

>>599782398
The snake was underwater, so it should be able to breathe and swim underwater.
Order the snake to find the nearest piece of land.

>>599782398
Fuck snake. Cum in snake. Make human-snake babies. Live happy life together.

Kill self by putting snake up ass

>>599782635
Holy fuck I got another win

>>599782695
Winner

>>599782635
>>599782398
RIP in peace

Use knife to cut remaining flag in thin strips and tie together and use as fishing line. Cut snake into pieces and use as bait.

Fucking hell. Story's over guys. Let's go home.

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>>599782635
>you ask the snake to bite your neck
>it looks at you in sorrow to have to attack his only friend, but does it anyways
>It hurt a lot and you are bleeding, but it is controllable
>A snake fang breaks off in your neck
>you feel no adverse effects, but will keep a close eye on the bite site
+ fang
examine fang- Very sharp and thin, surprisingly springy
7 gets
__ Heads up, if 404'd, green text for new thread will be "reclaimed french island"

>>599783830
Ask snake to bite you again in the neck

>>599783997
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>599783830
Read the large rock

>requires thin metal to open
use the fucking knife to open the chest

>>599783997
kek

>>599783830
Fuck the snake, goddammit.

>>599783997
You're fucking kidding me

>>599783830
niggers invade

>>599783830
Look at dick to see how the seeds are doing

>>599783997
-.-

>>599784067
PLS THIS ONE

>>599784067
also winrar so do this shit too

>>599783997
FOR FUCKS SAKE