ROUND 2 continued from>>599720171 http://vocaroo.com/

obama

Ayy Lmaoo

His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti

his semen touched my tongue, the warmth of his body gave me butterflies deep inside me, i slurrped his penis, it was the most sensational feeling ever. but I am not gay

>>599734160
topfuckingkek

this sort of thing has popped up before and it can only be attributed to human error

>>599735054
so close

>>599735111
TRIPS WINRAR

>>599734160
fuckiddy

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ill fucking stab you
ILL FUCKING STAB YOU
I L L F U C K I N G S T A B Y O U

Le meti el chorizaso dentro pa'rriba en el culo con sangre, lol my fucking penis just blended, HEIL NIGGA

Do not rap this.
Anon that did the below link is present. Hiiiii guys. Might deliver again if no one else does.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AFI3lkvxkT

>>599734160
nobody will get 55

FUCK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

>>599735809
kek

wow ;)

rollingstones are stepping on my balls

Allahu Akbar

>>599736051
I've delivered 3 so far. Where's my voice guy?
Gonna rhyme free so hard that niggas say imma cutie pie.

steel beams can't melt jet fuel

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Ionian
Dorian
Phrygian
Mixolydian
Lydian
Locrian...
Modes
Then to the...
Shizzy fo fizzy my nizzy in the dapper wizzy nizzy get dizzy with my rhymes like P Diddy.

Moot is a fony

I'm shootin' babies, no ifs ands or maybes
Hit mummy in the tummy if the hooker plays a dummy
Slit the wrist of little sis
After she sucked the dick, I stabbed her brother with the icepick

ayy lmao

>>599736564
Shit. I forgot Aoelian.

Lol whoops. Anyway, someone better deliver.

ayy lrekt

>>599736680
what the fuck did you jsut fucking say to me?
nigger got a rap in his mouth but he gon' threaten me?
I got sticks, stax, bricks of cash
take a titac and swag in cars

oy vey

2ez for the cheese lord

>>599734160
Niggers and Jews Tongue My Anus

>>599737054
So close ma jewish friend

fuck a bitch suck a dick call me wick you fuckn hick little bitch dont you flip take a sip pull your bra down see your nip kiss you on the lip dont you trip nigger trill nigger nigger multiple giga nigga trill illa illa yeahhhhhhhh

>>599737054
almost dun gooft nigga

Someone post the Shrek Rap, shit was cash.

hitler did nothing wrong

Faggetino

4chan is moarban.

testing

virgina on my penis

REGINA

Ayy

Stinky pinky in my butthawl

>>599734160

Do it nigga, I'm hard nigga

fuck yesssssssssss

>>599737277
Fuckin' c-c-c-check em bro.

are you ready for this /b/?
are you ready for this /b/?
are you ready for this /b/?
I don't think you are ready for this /b/

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>>599737477
Kek

9/11 was a blessing

>>599737448
lmao

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>>599734160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VRRf2MM7Eh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s170kTXT1yXC

Wow, shiiieeeeeet i really want to fuck my car's radiator

55 cent nigga

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>>599737477

>>599737277
>>599737477
d-d-d-d-double checked.

I am not doing this anyway.

>>599737654
>>599737656
all of my hwat

>>599734160
ding dong gettin fat off creamin in ma mouth

black magix

>>599737654
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy

ANON IN THE HOUSE

YEAH YOU KNOW HOW IT IS HOE

>>599737654
>>599737656
both of you fucking missed

>>599737656
Uuuuuuuuuuuuy

>>599735809
kek you should record in a program like audacity then upload it to vocaroo for better sound quality

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>>599734160
Battle toads are the key to yay lmao faggot 12345 nigger

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I ain't doing it, my nose is stuffed

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Waiting for 55 is a bitch.

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Whoever delivers this is a faggot

>>599737958
yo can i have far cry 6

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I love sausage near space heater.

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Spitting sick rhymes about my 4chins
Ain't never anyone gonna touch my ochinchin

fuck fuck FUCK FUCK

>>599738120
shut UP UP UP

Please don't Onii-Chan

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more of the same.

>>599738165
i miss watching shrek

touch me

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Anus's Tongue my nigger

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I feel sorry for the person that's going to have to rap all this shit.

bottom fucking kek

Why do I have so much dick cheese?

>>599737912
I would but no comp mic. I record it on my cell.
Transfer to computer. 3Gp to mp3 on my Dell.
Upload it to vacaroo for you fags.
Did 3 so far - cummon in rags.

If your name is Fred,
Guess what nigger, you're dead!

Inanimate sensation
Vantage perspective from objective it came from
Inanimate situation
No relation close liaison
No conversation, no social contagion
Bother me, wanna be comrade intrusive
I remain
Inanimate aloof skip
Counterfeit
Like no can do bitch

My vinyl vibrate higher than you, bitch
I represent, ain't meant to pursue which
One of you, oh you all wanna ride, well I ain't got room stress
While we continue to make shit tight the loosest

I suck Children.... NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!

rap time like a clock

>>599738555
does this count?

>>599738555
HAHAHAHAYOU FUCKIN LOSER

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>>599738555
winrar TRILL WINRAR UH HUH

>>599738555
WINRAR

Outside I can hear 'em bussin' bussin'
And the police they rushin'
Go to my head like concussion
I'd rather not have this discussion
My mind racing for the elevation of the toxic in my blood
Where my mind, don’t know now
But I know where it was
I need Nikki, where is Nikki
Baby girl please come and get me now
I’m old and shit is trippy, but I know that god is with me
This that baby mama drama
Give a fuck about a man I know Imma
Be there for my son, talking with my sister it begun
End of the month, that’s the worst of the month
But the first of the month put the weed in the blunt
That welfare check, won’t ever bounce like my daddy did
But I’m glad he did cause it made me strong
Made me help somebody with this song
Paint the picture of my life
Growing up what it was like
Section 8, grab a plate
Food for thought, gravitate
Food stamps, social services tryna take me away
My mama locked up, I pray to god that I see her today
Maybe not, maybe so, West Deer Park that’s all I know
Just me and my homies, people that know me
Only ones that know
Around my way, living day by day
Corn rows and hang time, automatics and gang signs
5 O with them canines
Manhunt when it's game time
They was robbing the ice cream man in broad day
Now I’m running from the police, don’t know how but I got away
Selling weed to my homies, and a girl in the building that know me
At 15, such a fiend, for the shit, that I seen
All my homies smoking green, fucking bitches, sipping lean
It was king, it was cool, seemed like something I should do
Such a youngin, such a fool
Now I’m breaking into school
Cause my homie told me to
What to do, what would you
When will I lose my anonymity and become one with the enemy?
Tell me would I be the enemy, feel like nobody in front of me
I can feel the vibe

>>599738555
do it faggot

>>599738555
Mother fucker!! Hah I've done this three times already.

>>599738758
i wanna spit fire

>>599734160
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger

Classic Tupac

>>599738555
Now we wait.

>>599738901
Hot fire, vg?

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>>599738758

holy shit nigger you typed all that?

>>599738944
>wait
no we keep rollin' for backup winrars

>>599738758
>implying anyone is going to read all that
nigger

>>599734160
memes are my life

>>599738555
WINRAR

Alright alright. I rolled trip 5s....again. I'll do this shiiiiiit AGAIN.
Lemme finish eatin my din din. Keep thread alive. If it dies, make another.

>>599734160

Rolling

imSuchAFaggotForRappingThis

>>599739473
We are waiting. You better deliver;

>>599739473
deliver now faggot

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>>599739599
Checked

>>599739473
My internet patience is limited anon quick yhe fuck up

>>599739620
>>599739631
I've delivered three of these so far. Have faith, young anons.

keep on rollin' rollin' rollin'.

someone deliver before i lose interest niggers

>>599739865
there have only been two of these fag

>>599740317
I'm no nigger

I am not a nigger

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Seems I've missed my chance to spit hot ass fire again ;(

>>599740256
These threads have been on /b/ for years fag

>>599740256

newfriend detected

>>599740438
Then give me back my bike nigger.

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>>599740499
At least you got dubs

>>599740256
oh really?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AFI3lkvxkT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E8WcfaRQts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1flcQwnEGQq

There's the 3 I delivered.
BTW DONE EATING. It's rapping time, faggots.

>>599740499
my voice guy <3 I fucking rolled trip 5 agains, buddy.

spit hot fire with me? long awaited duet.

>>599740740
not the guy you were talking to, but congrats on being a loser.

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>>599740740
LE'GO DEN

>>599740499
DO IT FUCKIN DO IT BRO I GOT YOUR BACK NIGGA SPIT THAT SHIT(can you make a battle cry at the beginning)

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This is officially a spiderman thread now.
Check my quads.

niggers tongue my anus on a daily basis named after the planet uranus

fuck fuck fuck me good fuck fuck fuck me good yeah baby yeaaaaaah

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>>599740740
You're doing /b/ a great service anon

you rollin on dubs well I rollin on trips, moot ridin shotty in dis fly ass whip. we headed to yo mama house she cookin up dat shit. spaghetti fucking everywhere, so everybody walk the dinosaur.

>>599740851
>>599741074
Should i just record this or wait for a new thread

fuck off

>>599741828
record this 1 then maybe we will make a new thread and start a new rap from there

I got more kills than tards have chromozones.

>>599742006
Alright let me find a beat negro

Bump so fag can deliver

loo loo loo ive got some apples. loo loo loo you've got some too. loo loo loo well fuck dem apples. loo loo loo loo loo.

>>599734160
>implying I will delivrar

I get knocked down,
But I get up again,
But I get knocked down, again,
But I get up again.
You're never gonna get knocked-up again.
You're never gonna get knocked down.

>>599741017
thanks :)

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Keep the thread bumped guys, found a beat to spit hot fire to

>>599742436
ofcourse you wont faggot but this champion here will>>599742077

>>599738555
post vid when done

>>599740499
are you this guy?
https://4archive.org/b/thread/597449257

>>599742733
>https://4archive.org/b/thread/597449257
Yes

we love you, anon.

boomp

Plss hurry up

keep the thread alive niggers he will deliver

where is it, nigger?

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Just to pass time

bitches tongue my buttcheeks

dicks

bamp

>>599734160
john stockton

Bamp mooar

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fuck fuck fuck me good

Come on, anon.

just finished. uploading now. 555 gotter here

>>599734160
roll

>>599744703
Nice

>>599742806
your voice is so fuckin cool dude

>>599744703
>>599744703
come on...

>>599744955
winrar

>>599745082
are you retarded

>>599745082
Too late

Boom faggots.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kPjvXw48t1

>>599745189
>>599745226
>implying there can't be multiple winrars

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>>599745082
Shut the fuck up bitch there is a winner already on the works

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>>599745260

Can't wait to listen. Thanks /b/ro.

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Okay, I'm done and uploading now. You guys want the hot ass fire in high quality too instead of boo boo vocaroo?

>>599745260
ayy lmao

>>599745366
>>599745260

I delivered. Dinner was cut short.

i'll bite

>>599745432
Why you always gotta show me up, Buddy?!?!

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>>599745260

great job, anon.

>>599745260
kek beautiful

>>599745432
yeah m8 do what u gotta do yo

http://www.smule.com/p/309938479_91986974

>>599745612
>>599745464
>>599745429

Thank you, Thank you.

That makes 4 now. King Deliver. My new rap name. Swerrrrrve.

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>>599745260
dat flow

>>599745260
Where was the time /b/ro?

>>599745260
why didn't you rap till the 55?

Here it is boys <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04BCyZu4SAs

Higher quality
http://a.pomf.se/jhkzxk.mp3

>>599745587
Cause I love you anon <3

>>599745930
I loved the part I wrote the best (Shizzy fo fizzy in the dapper...)

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>>599746264
10/10 gold platinum status

>>599746099
the time? you mean my timing? Shit if I know kek

>>599746225
Because I'm lazy. at least I delivered most of it. You do it, faggot.

>>599746264
Love you too, man. Forgot to email ya, btw.

>>599746264

you have a great voice. also, 10/10 for rapping up to the 55get, unlike the other anon.

ITT: faggots believing in themselves and rap ability

>>599745260
>>599746264

eyy b0ss

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>>599746264
>fuck a bitch suck a dick call me wick you fuckn hick little bitch dont you flip take a sip pull your bra down see your nip kiss you on the lip dont you trip nigger trill nigger nigger
multiple giga nigga trill illa illa yeahhhhhhhh

you shit that hard in the pussy i might just save the mp3, whats the insturmental called?

>>599746856

oh no!! how dare someone post OC on my precious meme board !?!?!?!?!?

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eolllinggg

>>599746856
you must be a fun person.

>>599746856
So hard in the /b/ rap game that I have haters.

Excellent. King Deliver appreciative.

>>599746856
Jealous h8er detected

>>599746737
Nah I mean the 1am 2am eat you just skipped it

>>599747278
sorry, anon. I copied and pasted everything in a wordpad for it. Must have missed that part.

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>>599746856

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Ayy lmao
ur mum is coo
She looks like poo XXDDDDDD

>>599747437
Is alright /b/ro good delivery doe was nice.

>>599747078
what the fuck is OC?

Now I know what's going on my funnyjunk page.

>>599747640
You must be new here

>>599747640
>being this new

>>599747640
orange cocks.

>>599747619
Thank ya, anon.

>>599746264
Duet time yet? We'll have a full album within a couple more of these threads.

>>599747733
Nice dubs dubs

>>599747855
Winrar

>>599747855
winner hoe

>>599747640
I genuinely hate you.

>>599747640

Cancer is my claim to fame
The culture will never be the same

>>599747855
winlel

>>599747855
>Nice dubs
>gets dubs

Thanks cthulu.

>>599747855
3 Delivars, 1 Thread.

go faggot.

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>>599747855
Here we go

>>599746264
this ones legit guys

hitlers bus

>>599746264
kek

whats the beat?

>>599748427

are you seriously taking offence?

>>599747855
waiting for anon to not be a faggot and answer

>>599748853
Go to bed.

Once upon a time, i tried to fuck a fish
and later i cooked it into a dish
Its vagina hole was kinda slimy
and my dick is really tiny
I stuck it in and came in its hole
then I used a banana, brand name dole
to fuck my self in the ass
cus im a faggot with motha fuckin zazz
then i listened to some soft jazz
I am now a nigger
suddenly, my dick is bigger
now there is no discussion about
that i cant fuck a fish's brains out
My big black dick goes in so fast
I gotta try really hard to last
the fish made me cum again super quick
kinda embarrasing, not very slick

>>599748853

nice b8 m8

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I really wish I didn't have to go. This thread is nothing short of god-tier.

Once again, awesome job anon with the rap.

>>599734160
Roll

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>>599748853
where have i heard the word confuzzled before

nigga be nigga in my nigga nigga why don't u nigga my nigga nigga

>>599748853

hiding your shame by deleting your post. top kek

>>599734160

nigga

>>599749342
Anons never forget.

Orange my forange to my corin of my norman. yeah bitch i thought nothing rhymed with orange well shorman my forman

>>599746264
that was great
would attend church with/10

Oyy

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>>599748427
>>599748853
>deleting own posts on 4chan
fucking kek the new is strong in this one

>>599749777
Sick trips

>>599746264
whats the beat????

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>>599749777

>>599749983
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J6btvMQ3nIY

this

For the newly joined.

Also delivered. Recognize me, faggots.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kPjvXw48t1

Damn hijacking, better rapping, better quality voiceguy!! :(

Can some based anon post the previous vocaroo files with the thread links so I can follow along?
+1 rep to anyone that does it

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>>599748659
>>599749983
Some dope shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KmslmaZ1tw

>>599750226
That's me

>>599750284
this the only one i know of it got popular on 4arhcive
https://4archive.org/b/thread/597449257

>>599750284

read the thread you faggot.

>>599750284
refer to >>599745260

and >>599740740

for all the one's I've done. Don't have all the thread links though.

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>>599748379

>>599750226
kek

>>599745260
you're whats keeping /b/ afloat

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>599750855
WINNNERRRR WINNNERRR CHICKEN DINNNEERRRRRR!!!!

>>599750746
The cancer is heavy. My back hurts. I do what I can.

kljalhksjfhjks

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>>599745260
>>599746264
Well done gentlemen.

>>599750855
wait am i supposed to rap "you're whats keeping /b/ afloat?"

B-b-bang, fat coon slaying vitch

>>599751178
You rap everything.
EVERYTHING.

trust me im a great babysitter

amirite

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>>599751178