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>"Hey anon, thanks for taking me out on this date. Hey,who

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>"Hey anon, thanks for taking me out on this date. Hey,who know's, maybe you'll get lucky tonight ;)"
5 Decides what Anon does

-lets get this nigga laid
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>>599650967
poop on table
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>>599650967
fuck her right in the pussy
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flip this table
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pee in her while sat
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>>599650967
bumpin for potential
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Bring out laptop and play runescape c:
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>>599650967
buy lottery tickets
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>>599650967
Call over a black nigger to fuck her on the table while he cries.
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poop spaghetti
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>>599650967
Pee while jumping crazy in mid air
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leave the tetris factory
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>>599650967

barf
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>>599650967
Tell her he's circumcised, all bitches love this.
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>>599650967
Respond "well, that would be wonderful"
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>>599651754
bump
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T-thanks y-you too
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take out phallic cloaca and pee/shit out of it simultaneously
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>>599650967
Start fapping in front of her
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>>599650967
I'll be leaving now.
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>>599650967

anom:"we'll fuck or what?"
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>>599650967
"Why thank you ma'am."
>tips fedora
"And my I say that m'lady simply looks ravishing tonight?"
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sing her the song of your people and perform the gorilla mating dance.

Maintaining eye contact to establish dominance.
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>>599650967
>implying that when women says you're going to get lucky, that you actually fuck.

99% of the time they will find an excuse later or cause a chain of events that removes them from that 'promise' when they realize what they just said.
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shout "ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli while fingering your asshole and wiping shit on her forhead. Also you're standing on the table.
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>>599651940
reroll

>no 5s yet
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>>599650967
> Thanks, Y - you too.
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>>599650967
Great, I've been trying to beat this stage on Destiny for some weeks now.
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>>599650967
say "I have a boner."
(and draw it on him)
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"Thank you, m'lady. And maybe you'll get to the ol' lickaroo"

*tips fedora*
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>>599651795
winrar
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>>599652065
see
>>599651795
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"I know." Then leave.
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>>599652195
rar
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Impying anyone one this board would ever be in that situation

Also

Check em
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>>599652065
winrar.
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>>599652466
Check'd
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>>599652527
see
>>599652185
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>>599650967

T-thanks... Y-you too
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>>599651795
>"
You respond, shyly, and nervous, because you can't stop staring at those humongous mel0ns m8.

5 decides again, GET ME LAID
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>>599653189
pls respond
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>>599653189
bumping >>599652001
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>>599653189
you are afraid of cuming too fast, so you try to fap under the table without her knowing
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You point over your shoulder and say check em
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>>599653189

>>599651940


Make it happen.
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>>599653443
re-roll
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>>599653189
>>599653460
Fucking.
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>>599653302
reroll this mofo
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reip
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>>599653189
"tell me about yourself"
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>>599653615
WINRAR
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reip on da corna
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>>599653716
no, >>599653575 is the winrar.

>>599651940
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kill by pweenis
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>>599653814
True winrar
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motorboat her huge tits
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>>599650967
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You plop your cock on the table and say "how about you feast on this"
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>>599653974
reroll, than if she says no start spining around and throw shit at her.
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>>599654216
reroll good sir.
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>>599654292
>>599654216
>>599653974
>samefag

also we already have someone.
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>>599654393
Stay clueless faggot
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>>599654659
Stay faggot, clueless
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>>599653575
You begin to rise, as you take off your clothes and sing the song of your people
however, the waitor just came by, and he's probably gonna call security and the police

5 Decides
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>>599653189
Call her a dirty nigger and shit on her face.
While singing drop it like it's hot.
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>>599654901
Stop that
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pull out gun, stick dick in girls mouth
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>>599655209
reroll
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kill the waitor, pick the girl, leave
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>>599655132
Make me, bitch
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>>599655390
roll
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cut your pwenis
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join ISIS
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>>599655028
lel
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>>599655028
SUMMON CHIN CHIN
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>>599655658
rollin dat
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>>599655028
Apologize profusely and take the girl to a movie instead.
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>>599655209
roll
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>>599655723
R E R O L L

WE NEED THE DARK LORD, OCHINCHIN
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kill the girl, pick the corpse, leave
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>>599655853
rolling
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cut your dick
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>>599655028
call the waiter a nigger and shit in her food
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Kill the nigger and fuck his ciarpse
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>>599655715
Winrar
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bj the waiter in order to apology
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>>599655715
Winrar
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>>599655715
Top Winrar
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>>599655715
Suddenly, you begin to posses the urge to become a member of a widely known terrorist group. You immediately grow a beard and use the napkins provided with your table as a turban.
With your newly found skills in making bombs, you create an explosive using only the silverware given and some kitchen supplies you found out back. The police have been called and your date is probably never going to try Tinder again.
>Roll a 5 and see what will become of this.
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>>599656870
Why is he holding a Cubix ?
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>>599656870
SUMMON CHIN CHIN
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>>599657013
REROLL
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>>599656961
oh shit nigger
blast from the past
havent heard that name in a loooong time
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>>599657045
Winar
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>>599657013
You summon Chin Chin, who crushes the nigger waiter and eats his remains.
5 decides
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>>599657597
Convert the cop and summon a tranny
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Rape the bitch!
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>>599657597
Begin to rise into your final form
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Summon some more isis sand niggers to help you
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>>599657597
Take out a jetpack
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Apologize to obama and give in to cops
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>>599657597
Use sandnigger magic
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>>599657712
Reroll
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rub the cops hand with your dick
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Summon Jace the Mindsculptor
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>>599650967
Eat all of the salt on every table.
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Sit down calmly and order for you and her
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Suck the cops cock
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>>599657941
Reroll
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Steal everyone's dogs
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Go fishing
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Study quantum physics
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Kill the police, become the ameri-isis-police force
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>>599658987
>implying our police force isn't already ISIS
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>>599658215
Winzip
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>>599658215
You attempt to use sandnigger magic but it appears you are not of a high enough level yet.
Instead, you jizz profusely onto the floor and your date throws up in response.
The cop, frightened, shoots your turban, nearly missing your head.

Do something, 5 decides!
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Do a flip
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Build sandcastle out of jizz
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>>599659166
Time to pull out the big guns. And big big guns I mean the huge dildo you carry deep inside your ass. Shove it inside the cop !
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>>599659354
Kek
Roll
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Slither around and drunkenly whisper "I am a snake"
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>>599653955

ow, my sides.
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>>599659354
Rollin
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Give everyone aids
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>>599652466
Checked
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the vomit and jizz streams cross
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>>599659166

Shit into your hand and throw it into the cops eyes to create a diversion, roll the bomb under him and use chin chin as a blast shield.
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Jizz the cop in the eyes, then move in and rape him
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Remember, OP, to tell your date you're a faggot
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>>599659166
>>599659901

re-rolling
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