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Murricans: Top 10 most influential Inventions of All Time

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Murricans:

Top 10 most influential Inventions of All Time

10 Paper - China
9 compass - China
8 Refrigeration machine - UK
7 Printer - Germany
6 Plumbing - Europe
5 Penicillin - UK
4 Steam engine - UK
3 Wheel - Europe
2 Telegraph - Germany
1 Electrical power gen - Serbia
Even 1st programmable computer - UK

You have 10 seconds to justify, why you haven't yet invented relevant shit
and what the fuck are you waiting for? Chrismas? howly ssshit.
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11 Niggers - Africa
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Who invented fire?
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>>598804896
>3 Wheel - Europe

ok..
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>>598805374
WE DONT USE FIRE USA USA USA USA
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why invent anything when we can get all you idiots to do it for us while we just sit back and relax?
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>>598805496
Only fire USA needs is Firepower.
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Looks like we forgot the microscope again
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>>598804896
OP thinks Serbia invented Electric power.
And the wheel came from Europe.
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>>598804896
Wait ! no remote controller in top 10 ?!
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The U.S. Has existed for less than a couple hundred years, And was literally built by people from other nations, you fucking moron.
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>>598805492
ameristupid detected.
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If Rome invented plumbing, why does Italy smell like shit?
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paper the printer and steam engine are irrelevant in today's society
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>>598804896
peniciilin
The bacteria was discovered by Flemming but his finding disregarded. He wasnt alert to what he found. Also we didnt know how to produce the stuff in sizeable quantities. Read up on first penicillin patient, he died because we couldnt keep the treatment going.
It was sending Penicillin to the USA where they discovered a method of growing it quickly enough to be a viable drug option.
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The Atom Bomb because, fuck you.
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>>598805774
>rome is entire europe
please kill yourself
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>>598805582
The first central station providing public power is believed to be one at Godalming, Surrey, U.K. autumn 1881.
Serbia designed this plant. sorry murrican Edison was as fake as Millie Vanilly
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>>598804896
Wasn't the first programmable computer made by konrad zuse?
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>>598805563
lol yeah good one 12yo
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>>598805847
Winrar
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>>598805898
Where in that post did you see "entire Europe". Kill yourself Socialist scum.
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>>598804896
>polio vaccine
ayyyyyy lmao
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>>598804896
Color TV.
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>>598805713
Evidence of wheeled vehicles appears from the second half of the 4th millennium BC, near-simultaneously in Mesopotamia (Sumerian civilization), the Northern Caucasus (Maykop culture) and Central Europe, so that the question of which culture originally invented the wheeled vehicle is still unsolved.

-Wikipedia
So it's either Europe, or the Middle East.
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>>598805823
>most influential inventions of all time
Just because they're irrelevant doesn't mean that they're not influential, you utter pleb
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The assembly line. Without that, none of your shit invented elsewhere would be produced in mass.
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writing was invented in arabia.

without writing there is a limit to technological advance. its more important than most things mentioned before
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DARPA
The foundation
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Video game console
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the smartphone
you're welcome, rest of the world
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>>598804896
>Printer
>Not printing press
This list is retarded and so are you.
Also the wheel was invented in Africa you jive ass turkey
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>>598806081
And still those putrid rag heads havent said anything worth listening to.
Like a blind man inventing a torch.
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Br anon here
Where is the fucking airplane mofo
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>>598805847
Invented in Germany, kidnapped scientists to USA, built in USA.
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>>598806062
that was a mexican, or spaniard, dunno was some spanish talking dude.
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We had tesla. Fuck all u alls. Yeah i know he was born in europe but he he said "fuck yurop ima givin murica credit w00t w00t!
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>>598804896
Radioactivity - France
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US:

Automobile
Lightbulb
Plane
Computers
Steam Engine


>kind of important hmm?
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>>598806081
writing was invinted before arabia even existed.
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>>598804896
>Top 10 most influential Inventions of All Time
according to whom? shits all subjective, and 9 times out of 10 this shit is fixed by europoors. fucking post colonial brits need to fuck off and realize they arent relevant anymore.
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Americans invented plagiarism.
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They had plumbing in ancient Rome, nigger.
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>>598806374
Radioactivity is not an invention, it is a discovery
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>>598804896
we sure did shut them Japs up didn't we? You're welcome
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>>598806374
Radioactivity - The universe
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>>598804896
>flying machine
hohoho
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>>598804896
Ummm maybe the first in flight bitches. I mean I know some gooks tried and shit but they are clearly inferior
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>>598806077
Im sorry Henry Ford used the assembly line in the motorcar industry or should I say the MOVING assembly line. The assembly line was used long before this. In fact Henry Ford produced this stress filled shity way of treating workers like fucking ants some 50 years after Europe had labour laws in place to protect its workers from exploitation.
Way to go celebrating a cunt who took all he could from the labour of other only for 100 years later to be bailed out by the people again.
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>>598806374
By a bitch who didn't understand it. Ohhh look at this pretty glowing rock, imma put it in my pocket.
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>>598805959
Edison was a right cunt, and I say this as an american.

Everything he "invented" he stole, he was just a puppet for the telegraph company to look smurt.
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>>598806499
Nope, you did basically fuck all. the US ain't even any good at war... the thing it spends most of its money on. You got beaten by fucking rice chomping gooks with sticks and shit. Noobs. You couldn't even take Cuba back so instead you embarked on a 50 year paddy and blockaded them. America is a country full of sore losers and pussies.
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>>598806516
The french were pimping out in hot air balloons long before the americans got up in the air
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>>598806131
Smartphone because the people arent.
If you need a 400 dollar piece of kit to teach you how to play music, take a picture and be told by your loved one that Miley Cyris is so cash, then thanks america thanks.
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The cotton gin. Made nggaz lives easier... WAT???
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The Manhattan Project?
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>>598806661
You should have been aborted.
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>>598804896
>murricans be like
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>>598806554
Also we really don't need to invent much anyway. We just make it better. Look at niggers for example. We made them better at nigging.
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Steve jobs and the iphone and mac u whore
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>>598806661
Rice chomping gooks with weapons supplied by USSR. Thats okay though Communism seems to be working good for them since we left.
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TBH eruopeans invented america too.
It's just a shame it was named after Amerigo. The original explorer should be Pederigo and it should be named Pederica (Peder = Faggot in most slavic languages)
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>>598806661
>implying war is about winning and not profit
You are really that stupid aren't you?
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>>598806429
kekd.

germany
UK
UK
germany
UK
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>>598806429
steam engine - what?
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>>598806786
You should have killed the niggers, that would be more appreciated.
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>>598806661
Isn't it about time for Germany to come and put you all in your place?
Fun fact, the only Yuropoor country worth a single shit is Germany. They single-highhandedly held up your shit economy.
Or if your a Brit, then you just are not relevant in anyway. You are nothing more than a puppet of the US, as is all of the anglo-sphere at this point.
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>>598806356
THIS
Omg! Capcha etlsa
Amagram mothetfuckers
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>>598806458
winrar kek
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>>598804896
you are literally comparing the success of a single country to the entire planet. get fucked you stupid faggot
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Jet engine. UK
Internet. UK
Renaissance. Italy
Automobile. France
Pneumatic tyres. France

Too many to list...
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>>598804896

don't forget about the internet

else how would you cry about this?
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>>598806429
>Computers
kek
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>>598804896
murica!
Ferris wheel
chocolate chip cookie
Floss
zipper’s
hearing aid
defibrillator
radiocarbon dating
crash test dummy
microwave oven
LASER
LED
global positioning system
mobile phone
personal computer
and
The fucking Internet
Fuck off eurofags.
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>>598806813

TBH it should be named after Leif Erikson
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>>598806859
TOPKEK
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>>598806885
Fucking this. Germany is literally holding up the entire EU, because they aren't socialist shit holes like Italy and Greece, France buncha free loading pussies.
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>>598806952
Wasnt internet invented first by american army? I think ive read something like that in a book.
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>>598806937
Remember how uroPEONS work.
When one is successful they are all successful.
Should one fail only that one failed. They really are scum in that manner.
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>>598806877
Nah man it would have fucked up the program. They are kept around so no matter what we always look good in comparison. It's the same reason why the hot chick keeps the fat girl around.
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>>598806450
speaking in geographical terms and most murricans would think mesopotamia is an mexican dish
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U.s. created the protocols & networks for you to be spewing this garage.
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We invented freedom bitch
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>>598806952
>Internet. UK
You keep believing that Anon.
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>>598807033
Yep it sure was.
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Germany didn't fucking invent the bookpress, China did.
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>>598804896
>Light bulbs that didn't burn out instantly
>Telephones
>Bifocals
>Planes
Just to name a few relevant things.
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>>598807083
Without the UK creating the computer you wouldn't have been able to create the internet you fucking idiot.
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>>598807021
Germany is still relatively socialist, they just aren't shit like the rest of Europe. Im fucking suprised Turkey wants in. Greece is worse off then they are.
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>>598804896
What is a car? What is a plane? What is ... Dare I say.... Lightbulb?
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>>598805847
Atom first split by a New Zealander. Teams from New Zealand, Canada, the UK AND the USA worked on the Atom bomb, and a lot of the 'Americans' were Germans.
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>>598804896

The cotton gin you dumb nigger
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>>598805959
>Edison was as fake as Millie Vanilly
yeah, he patented all of teslas inventions & claimed all the credit, though edison did invent DC which is shit anyway, AC is where its all at
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>>598806859
The UK didn't come up with the light bulb or the plane, dingus.
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>>598807179
Then why didn't the u.k. Create it?
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>>598804896
paper was invented by the ancient egyptians. formed from the papyrus reeds growing along the banks of the nile, hence the name.

gr8 b8 m8
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>>598806859
Proof?
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>>598807232
DC does have its use though limited as it is.
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>>598807131
>>598807124
The internet may have been, but the world wide Web (which I'm assuming the other faggot means) was a British thing, wasn't it?
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>>598806885

>This is what Amerifats actually believe

INGERLAND
INGERLAND
INGERLAND
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>>598807277
Cuz it's just a bunch of cables between computers which basically already existed. Trivial problem.
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>>598807179

So we took something utterly useless on its own and made it the signal greatest thing in the history of mankind?

>With the internet
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>>598806006
aaaaahhktshuly, Russia invented Winrar
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>>598806356
you wouldnt even know tesla's name today were it not for george westinghouse
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>>598806952
>>598807033

Internet was invented at MIT by some motherfucking American STUDENTS.

And the Automobile was invented in Germany, dingus.
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>>598804896
Murricans! Pay attention to me! I'm IMPORTANT! Please? Come on, guys! I'll be your friend!11!
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>>598806885
Britain pays more into the eurozone than Germany does!.
Also by 20125 at the current rate of growth Britain will overtake Germany.

Also Britain has a sphere of influence because we are the voice of reason and dont hoo ha like teh yanks do. Also who the fucking hell is going to listen to a kraut. Germany could be as rich as Chin and the US combined and there isnt anyone who isnt thinking gasing jews, sausage chomping and lederhosen covered in dog sperm. Think all you like about Germany or Turkey 2.0 as it has become it is nothing more than a glorified NASDAQ which actually seems to be stuttering at the moment as all it can produce is being produced cheaper in China and just as good seeing as a lot of German big names now produce in China.
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>>598807349
Stay ass mad and riding the dick of the past Grandpa
You are no longer important
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>>598807359
>So we took something utterly useless on its own and made it the signal greatest thing in the history of mankind?
>signal greatest thing
>signal
Back to school, my friend.
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>>598807124

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-Lee

Let me get you a straw so you can suck it up.
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Don't forget who invented you America.

God save the Queen.
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>>598804896
Lightbulb
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>>598806429
gottlieb daimler is generally credited with the invention of the automobile

and the brits invented the steam engine. robert fulton invented the steam BOAT.
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>>598807232
Who was in 'murica @ the time. WE WIN!
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>>598807349
I think what makes me happy about the English / American relationship, is that American news networks focus on big British events more than we do.. who licks who's arse now?
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>>598807058
/thread
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Brazil made the plane
Brazil invented the corruption
Brazil invented welfare
Heil dilma!
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>>598807473

congrats , a winner is you. :^)
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>>598806758
My sides.
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ITT: OP is a moron and a faggot.
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>>598807356
So you're saying the u.k. Was incompetent.
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>>598807509
Enjoy your few moments of fame. Its forgotten sooner than you realize. That of course only applies to those whom pay attention.
Most don't.
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>>598807437

How old are you squire? I don't think you should be on this website.
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>>598806758
>>598806810
>>598806830

CRY MOAR FAGGOTS. It's all you're good at.
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>>598807500
First you steal our patents, now you want to steal our Tesla? Man, fuck you.
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>>598807492
Bloody ALL TIMES TOPKEK EVER!!!!
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even if it was invented elsewhere, america made it economical and profitable.

what america does is take the half-baked inventions from elsewhere and improves upon them.
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>>598804896
Guns - motherfucking UK
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>>598806429
Lightbulb? Tesla did it first, son.
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>>598807429
>this is what britbongs really believe
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eurofags hatein on an american made system
/thread
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>>598807550

Fucking mallard ass bitch I am onto your shenanigans
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>>598804896
First semiautomatic pistol
First semiautomatic rifle
Machine gun
Atomic bomb
All your inventions/ bases belong to us now
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>>598807623
No actual retort to my comment.
This doesn't surprise me. You being an inbred islandfat and all.
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Why the fuck do I even come to /b/ at all anymore.
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>>598806991
chocolate chip cookie
gfaw gfaw
tis nothing but a coco nugget encrusted shortbread
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>>598805563
Gunpowder - china
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>>598804896

I appreciate the gifts the individuals who invented these items provided, but current europoors I don't see y'all making shit. Way to go in taking credit for stuff y'all were never personally involved in.
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>>598807550
Nice try duck.
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>>598807810
#REKT
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High frictose corn syrup & brominated water.
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>>598807820
We mars now yuropoors
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>ITT Americans trying to make a case for them actually having any scientific or cultural significance, yet come to the realisation that their country has done fuck all apart from start some wars and harass minorities.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!
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>>598807732
I don't need to prove I'm smarter than you. I know I am.
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>>598807429
This is what britfags actually believe.

>Britain pays more into the eurozone than Germany does!.

http://www.europarl.europa.eu/brussels/website/media/modul_07/Zusatzthemen/Pdf/Nettozahler.pdf
Deutschland 23 772,6
Großbritannien 14 659,4

>Also by 20125 at the current rate of growth Britain will overtake Germany.

Maybe you are right in 20125 if mankind still exists and your country has left some white people.

>Also Britain has a sphere of influence because we are the voice of reason and dont hoo ha like teh yanks do.

In Shithole contries

>Also who the fucking hell is going to listen to a kraut

whole Eurozone, half of Southamerica and parts of asia.

The rest of your post is just stupid shit.
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>>598807190
You are correct sir. I know this threads bait but if you are in the EU, is it true that Greece has like a semi-permanent unemployment payment to its citizens?
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>>598805700
>be other countries
>discover new land only inhabited by primitive hunter gatherers
>take all the worst people from our countries
>move them all to the new land
>200 years later
>they slaughtered the natives and built a civilization
>"HURR DURR WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU NOW"
>okay america whatever you say
>literally the equivalent of the unpopular kid building a book fort and not letting anyone inside
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>>598806725

Cynical 15 year olds are so cool
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>>598805700
This...like a motherfucker. America is a compilation of every nation's greatest feats and gave itself borders. By insulting America, you are in-fact insulting your own heritage. America gave a face to nuclear power, not just the weapon that everyone tries to use against us in argument and I'll go ahead with adding that 90% of the scientists involved came willingly to help with the project. Something isn't "invented" until it's put through trials and proven, which we did and more than once. Cry more, nationalist pussies.
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>>598807898
Itt the world is jealous of us for being better at everything
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>>598807916
Well as always you took the ball and left. Once again this wont support your case. Then again you never had one.
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Sorry to drop this bomb /b/ but even
>STARWARS
Was fucking stolen from the Jodorowsky versioon of Dunes (a fucking amazing script btw)
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>>598807919
I'm an American
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>>598807747
still delicious!
and eurofags didn't think to put the 2 together.
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>>598806429
obvious bait
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>>598804896
penicillin almost killed me
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>>598806813
Actually, it was named after Richard ameryk.
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>>598807918

Trying so hard it hurts over here.
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>>598805832
The development of penicillin for use as a medicine is attributed to the Australian Nobel laureate Howard Walter Florey - wiki
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>>598807256
Goerge Cayley invented the first glider and discovered the aeronautic.

James Bowman Lindsay invented the lightbulp.
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>>598807946

If you don't know how analogies work, you shouldn't use them.
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>>598808102

obvious eurofag
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>>598804896
Refrigerator - Australia
WiFi - Australia
Electric drill - Australia
Underwater torpedo - Australia
the notepad - Australia
the Tank- Australia
worlds first feature film - Australia
pacemaker - Australia
clapperboard - Australia
Michell thrust block bearing - Australia
sunblock - Australia
Hills hoist clothesline -Australia
Atomic Absorption Spectrophotometer - Australia
Wool clothing with a permanent crease - Australia
Black box - Australia
Ultrasound - Australia
Inflatable escape slide - Australia
Orbital engine - Australia
power board - Australia
Bionic ear, implant - Australia
Jindalee Radar System(detects stealth aircraft) - Australia
Gene silencing - Australia
Anti-Hacking Software Kernel (seL4 microkernel) - Australia
Quantum Bit - Australia
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>>598807946
> is the only superpower
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>>598804896
>8 Refrigeration machine - UK
That's a funny way of spelling Australia.

>5 Penicillin - UK
This too.

Also wifi - Australia.
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>>598807726
>Atomic bomb

Here's a short list of the most important people in the manhattan project.
Robert Oppenheimer , David Bohm , Leo Szilard , Eugene Wigner, Otto Frisch, Rudolf Peierls, Felix Bloch, Niels Bohr , Emilio Segre, James Franck, Enrico Fermi , Klaus Fuchs and Edward Teller(copy pasted).

Note that most of these are not American.
They are from Budapes, Austria, Germany, Italy, Denmark(notify me if I forgot any).

Also:
>implying that the nuclear bomb is one of the top ten most influential inventions
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>>598804896
Personal computer. A.k.a. what you're shit posting with.
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Should invent this next.
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>America
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>>598808208
Creepiest Flora and Fauna on Planet Earth.
You lose by default.
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>>598805700
>1776
>less than a couple hundred years

kek
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>>598808208

I speak on behalf of all the word, We submit oh powerful master race.
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>>598808258
It really is in a sense, though not in a positive way.
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>>598808258
Oh it influenced Japan
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>>598807946
Problem is you tried to get into our forts and we sent you back home crying everything and when you couldn't defend yourself from Yourself you got us involved every single time.
Hey world I have a idea stop asking Murccia for help. Maybe then you won't have such a inferiority complex
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>>598808349
/thread
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the fucking transistor, you foreigners! 'Murica, hell yeah.
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>>598806806
The iPhone was invented by a british guy working for Apple he made the iPod before you spout that
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>>598808136
Facts = trying hard?

Either this is bait or glorious england is lost forever to curry-monkeys like you.
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Pants - Scandinavia
Its thank to us you're not sitting in a dress right now
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>>598806991
> microwave oven

a device making it possible to make every food you put into it taste like shit.

thanks for that.
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>>598808208
>most important inventions of all time
>electric drill
>notepad
>clapperboard
>clothesline
>wool clothing
>inflatable slide
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here?
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The earliest Bows ever found are in Denmark, the best traditional ones are arguably English, Mongolian and Korean.
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>>598804896
#5ish - glass somewhere in europe.
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>>598808208
low quality b8 m8
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>>598807492
And now you suck our dick just as hard as the rest of the world.
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>>598807492

Underrated post
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>>598808381
>asking america for help
no
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>>598808258
The nuclear bomb may not be influential in the benefits it may provide, but it is an influential part of history. It ended a war with Japan, it started a "war" with Russia, every developed and developing country wants one and now it's a constant threat over the horizon.
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>>598808431
>implying my glorious pasty white English arse doesn't wear a dress.
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>>598804896
1st computer, ENIAC was invented in usa
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>>598808399
Dubs dont lie
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>>598808244
>what is russia
>what is china
>what is european union
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>>598808496

>Product of the American education system

Bravo.
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>>598808258
Maybe Europe shouldn't have caused brain drain by trying to kill their smartest people. These people I am sure at time of atomic testing were citizens which still makes them American inventors
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>>598808180
You're right, yours is much better.
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>>598808433
don't blame us cause you use the damn thing wrong.
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>>598808449
Nice cherry-picking bro, but you still accidentally included the electric drill and notepad.

Let's see you build some shit outdoors with only a manual drill. Also have fun taking notes without a notepad.
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>>598808532
it's not really a threat. The only way they will ever be used is if some rogue terrorist or something along those lines uses one. A first world nation would never use them first in the modern world, considering the consequences that would come their way.
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>>598808556
Shhh dont tell them that. Then theylll claim the abacus as the first computer and from whatever fuckholecountry they come form
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>>598808632

Huh?
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>>598806806
>relevant
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>>598804896

Americans invented and perfected the thing this jelly 3rd worlder is failing at right now:

Trolling.
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>>598808072
Just like your country and Cuba.
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The Internet - US of fucking A
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>>598804896
Laser
Internet
Nukes.
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>>598804896
Penicillin is wrong, Canada invented it. and you cant invent it it, but you can discover it since its a fucking bacteria
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>>598808428

>Implying you gave facts

Hear say and opinions are not facts Uncle Sam, no matter how badly you want them to be.
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Warfare submarine- u.s.
I don't count that europor that went 10ft underwater in a whisky barrel a submarine.
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>>598808258
They weren't dumbasses, (maybe Fuchs was) and they were on the WINNING side.
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>>598808399
That's an "ayy lmao" invention from 52 Area
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The handgun.
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>>598808678
Exactly, like Our Glorious Leader over in Best Korea. I doubt they'll ever make one, but he's trying.
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>>598808645
Sure, I have literally never seen or heard of a stapler or a nail gun or a clipboard or a table.
>talking as if putting several sheets of paper together is a big invention
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>>598805847
Nop, not Germany and not USA.
Was Russia faggots.
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>>598806556
Ford wasn't bailed out, Fucktard. That was Chrysler and GM.
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>>598808258
>Implying it isn't important when nearly every first-world country has a nuclear reactor within it's borders as of today
>Implying it isn't influential when we still fight over their very existence in our world
Do you even MAD? Yes, I think you're very mad.
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>>598808341
if you really think American existed only from 1776 then you clearly do not know US history.

Fuck off, idiot.
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>>598808761
It's a fungus that produces it, retarded faggot
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>>598808730
If you cannot counter the argue,or answer the question. It's best to attempt to deflect it right?
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>>598807404
SO FUCKING STUPID.
"internet" was invented at the cern,localized in Europe,you dumbfuck.
The MIT (a nice place thought, no doubt), has invented ARPANEt, a "lan" that had none protocols.
Copy that
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>>598808723
You can have that, Usafags...

You can have that...

>>598808740
Nope, UK took the lead and other countries were involved (amongst them the USA) but by far not as leadership roles
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>>598808841
Literally none of those things you listed have anything to do with drills. Have you ever even built anything in your life? None of those serve the same purpose as a handheld drill.
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1861, Machine Gun, Richard Gutling
this man was also a doctor figure that out.
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>MUH PATRIOTISM
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>>598808785
Did you forget about the German wolfpacks?
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>>598808936

>Copythat

i'd rather not
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>>598808941
It was invented in CERN. Not the UK. You can't have that you fucking islandfat
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>>598808761
>retard alert

>its a fungi, and the invention was the process for application against bacteria
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>>598804896
Penicilin Dr cloromido picado, fagg pay atenttion,B-I-T-H-C
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>>598807429
The only future you guys have is changing your name to the islamic state of britain
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>>598806516
Helicopter - Spain
Submarine - Spain
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>>598806077
Hey Dickhead! Your dumbass faggotry is overwhelming.

Ford never took a dime of bailout money. Check your facts. Get them from authoritative sources, not the diseased, hairy armpitted wizard sleeved whores you bed with for flea comparison and dental hilarity.
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>>598808947
>attach two pieces of material together
>use a staple or a nail
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>>598808381
White House named after UK burnt it down.
American national anthem try looking up sir William congraves the roar of the rockets
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>>598808690
Excuse me?
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>>598809044
Uh, the c.s.a had operational submarines in the 1860s
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>>598808730
I just don't care. I have nothing to prove to you.
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>>598807793
kek
truthed
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>>598804896
complex Language - Mid-North Africa ish.
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>>598809261
I think you're worse at this than you think.
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>>598808449
no u


also, quantum bit motherfucker
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1965 Kevlar, Stephanie Kwolek
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>>598804896
I think the US specializes in commercializing what other ppl invent. Which is the smart way of doing things btw. A french guy invents the cinema, an american guy jerks off in 1k doll bills 10 years later.

>Not even american
>I'd rather have money over prestige.
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>>598807033
CERN motherfucker
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These threads brighten my morning, the fact that yuropoor is mad enough about muh freedoms to post about literally nothing but US hate threads makes me feel alive.

stay salty yurop, we invented star wars
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>>598808556
Bombe or the tuning bombe perhaps
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>>598806067
still not america
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>>598808779

I'm not from the U.S. you cockmonger.

The first point is a fact, you even got your link.

The Second one is debatable, but your growth only comes from immigration nowadays. Also predictions about growth are never accurate mid- to longterm. That's a fact.

Third point: Your influence is big in your old colonies. Substracting Canada and Australia, where your influence isn't too big anymore there are only shitholes left.

Forth point: Germany is (according to surveys, just google) the most popular country in the world.

Fifth point: The rest o your post was just butthurt bullshit.

Now gtfo paki
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Most major sports were invented by brits or Europeans

Football (proper football) - England
rugby - England
cricket - England
Golf - Scotland
Baseball (and rounders) England & Belgium
Hockey - Greece, Egypt and Ireland (developed over centuries )
running, throwing, etc - Greece (Olympic events)
Lacrosse - Canada

Even American handegg is based on rugby, it's not even a unique game.
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Dr Jonas Salk invented the cure for polio, was born in New york...your welcome assholes
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>>598808323
invented all these things while dealing with that shit, I fail to see how we lose by default
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>>598805564
True, it's Dutch.
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>>598806356
TESLA!!!
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>>598809377

and 4chan

So by extention we invented the dubs you just checked
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>>598808785
>no

>taking someone else's designs and slapping some tnt to it is not an invention...
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>>598805847
>New Zealand split atom
>UK sent plans to America
>Merica steals German scientists to build it
>>
poutine :D

third gen Canadian here
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>>598804896
We won both world wars, nigga.
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>>598809377
That was already concluded as not being true. See
>>598808077
>>
Milk - cows, goats and sheep
lettuce - mother nature and bumble bees
cheese - lazy dairy niggers
butter - more lazy dairy niggers
yoghurt - even more lazy dairy niggers
pop - nigger with a straw
tomatoes - mother nature and bumble bees
soya sauce - chinese river dredgers
ketchup - clumsy spanish tomato grower
mustard - french aristocrats
last nights left overs - fat wife
atome bomb - MERICA fuck yeah

>refrigerator - uk. Well done Britbong you invented a box.
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>>598807492
All hail to Spain :^)
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>>598809428
I'm a brit and rugby is the gayest shit ever. Even though they wear armour and shit in NFL at least it's more manly. Rather not have my nose stuck to another guys bollocks and arsehole.
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>>598809388
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>>598809389
>Forth point: Germany is (according to surveys, just google) the most popular country in the world.

I'm from Germany and i don't really believe this
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>>598808431
FUCK U. I could be naked right now!
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>>598805832
Florey developed it in Sheffield UK, idiot.
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>>598809389
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>>598806429
Plane? Santos Dumont disagrees. That's Brazil, you dumb fuck.
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>>598809476

Shit, You should yell that Louder so people will hear it.
>>
>>598809272
And I'll think you'll find England made the first reliable submarine in 1747
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>>598809299
>Finally admitting defeat.
If it makes any difference I don't think less of you.
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>>598808381
>Murccia

Quit typing when you're angry.
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>>598808819

This, you third world faggots.
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>>598809352
The Qubit, a technology which is implicitly so unstable it can't be used yet in any practical application. Literally the only advancement towards the technology is that scientists can change the state of an electron under super strict conditions and using large amounts of energy.
>"WE INVENTED THIS"
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>>598809645

List du keine Nachrichten?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22624104

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/23/most-popular-country-world-bbc-poll_n_3325708.html

http://www.gfk.com/news-and-events/press-room/press-releases/pages/germany-knocks-usa-off-best-nation-top-spot.aspx
>>
http://www.internetsociety.org/internet/what-internet/history-internet/brief-history-internet#Origins

http://www.american-inventor.com/willis-carrier.aspx

http://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/cotton-gin-patent/

http://hereandnow.wbur.org/2013/04/09/cell-phone-inventor

'Murika faggits
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Murica!
1995 The computer mouse
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>>598809074
island fat... worst insult on 4chan. GJ faggot.
>>
>>598809428
Rugby - France
>fixed
>>
>>598808842
Howard Stark was not German you fucking twat.
>>
>>598808431
implying half your population (sand niggers) arent wearing dresses as we speak
>>
>>598809428
>>598809428
Baseball was strictly an American sport at first. Stickball doesn't count as baseball, you idiot.
>>
>>598806458
shakespear
>>
>>598809784
when we're running quantum computers you can suck my dick faggot
>>
>>598809895
Shakespeare
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>>598809849

No, it was invented by William webb Ellis, in the town of Rugby, which is I'm England
>>
i invented homosexuality
>>
>>598809846
>crymoar
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>>598809833
swedish invention
>>
>>598806429
lol you can't honestly believe this, right?
>>
>>598809074
#REKT
>>
>>598808433
a device you own
>>
>>598809976
Try educating yourself about a topic before you start arguing about it. Quantum computers are a technology which is at least decades away.
>>
Oh, I remember what we invented...

The Marshall Plan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Plan
>>
We invented the new clear bumb
>>
>>598806859
Pretty sure computer= Poland/UK
>>
Google
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>>598807404
internet != intranet
>>
>>598804896

This. America invented a way to destroy a population so completely that it burned their shadow into the surface of where they were. America is the only country on earth that has invented and successfully used a device to destroy thousands of innocent lives in a flash of pain and fire and wreck countless others with sickness and horror. And after we had seen what our invention had done, we promptly started making more of them. The Atom bomb is easily one of the most influential inventions on earth and one of the most terrifying. And America used it willingly on a civilian population.
>>
>>598804896
Picking and choosing is fun in troll threads.

>no automobile
>no vaccinations
>no airplanes
>no internet
>no modern diplomacy
>no textiles
>>
Murricans can't get over the fact they didn't invent anything to help humanity, just to destroy. Every single american invention/accomplishment was made over blood and tears of other people.
>Daily reminder that Santos Dumont invented the plane.
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>>598809805
Ich glaube diesen Nachrichten lange nicht mehr
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>>598810182

forgot pic
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>>598806859
Yeah right, we all know the plane was invented by Afghanistan
>>
Merica invented the urinal so fuck you guys thank us for not having to sit down when you pee you bunch of niggers
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>>598810104
http://www.dwavesys.com/
no u
>>
>>598809883

It was played in England way before Amerifats got their hands on the game. There's records of a game of bassball bring played in England in 1749
>>
>>598810106
>>
ITT: A bunch of faggots from shite countries trying desperately to prove to Americans they are worthy of our attention.
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>>598810182
Feels good to play God
>>
>>598810229

Destroying humanity is still an influential invention
>>
>>598810182
Dude thats totally metal
>>
Tesla was Serbian as much as Croatian
>>
Health care - USA
>>
>>598810182
>>598810182
fuck off fag. Im a Britbong and even I realise that that was a good thing.
Those high flying slitty eyed ground chimps had it coming and with a bit of luck and pushing in the right direction we can evaporate the sand nigger too.
Dont need no more AIDS
>>
We created m00t. Without him you wouldn't be arguing. You're welcome
>>
Insulin
Peanut Butter
Egg Cartons
Wonderbra
IMAX
The Walkie Talkie
Standard Time
Electric Wheelchair (You're welcome obese Americans)
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>>598810503
>>
>>598809175
>drills attach things together
Yep, never built anything before confirmed.
>>
>>598810229
it is a well known fact that humanity as a whole are bloodthirsty cunts and i dare you to try and tell me that any invention ever made was not an attempt to get a leg up on some other guy.the first tools were killing weapons before they were farm equipment. fuck off eurofag.
>>
>>598810270
>bassball
>confirmed for b8
Also, you are referring to stickball in the end, nothing close to the game as it's played today, period.
>>
best "world invents" happens before US of A or something like that even exists.
First Computer ??
Konrad Zuse ??
if we mean the same when talking about computers
all before just simple calculators
>>
hamburgers - America, fuck you OP
>>
>>598810229
Better check your dates buddy.
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>>598810182

Majority of the team that developed tge nuke were Europeans, and after it was built America acted like sneaky Jews and kept all the research to themselves, even though they had promised to share all the research with the brits.

Basically everyone else did the hard work and America stole it
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>>598805507
The reason americans are fat
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So long as were not from Africa
>amirite
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Christmas - USA
Fuck off yuropoors
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Aluminium. (1880s) Aluminium is one of the most abundant metals. But, it was only in the 1880s that production processes were invented which enabled aluminium to be produced cheaply. Carl Wilhelm Siemens (US) developed a smelter to produce Aluminium from Bauxite ore in 1886. Aluminium is used extensively in building and aeroplane manufacture.
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>>598810839
Aluminium itself isn't "invented" you fuck.
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>>598810830
>economic holyday where everyone HAVE TO pay extremely expensive stuff to other ones - USA
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>>598810241
shows the level of mankind.

Numerous families have tried to claim this shadow as possibly made by one of their family members. NOT lets pack what we have left and move, or have you eaten enough little suki OR should we pile these bricks up neatly so emergency services could get past and stack them so we can build with them later.
OH NO its MY family member, narcissistic slitty eyes cunts.
Wasnt it Warhole that said everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame - well ha ha fuck you japs "your" ancestor got 15 micro seconds
>>
>>598810839
>We invented Aluminium
>American
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>>598810265
obviously
The walls to the american embassy are I guess an american invention otherwise I would be pissing on the walls of the mexicans.
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>>598810890
The process to mass produce it is however.
Fuck off now.
>>
>>598810839
Also: Calling Aluminium ALUMINUM because too stupid to pronounce it.
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>>598810567
Penicilin? The fucking plane itself? The list goes on. Your argument just shows how primitive americans are.
>>598810734
First guy to fly a plane HEAVIER than air WITHOUT help of any external device was Dumont. The Wright Brothers basically threw their shit in the air and said it flew by itself.
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>>598810766
Bitch and whine!
We didn't want part in either WW1 or WW2 but you all bitch and cried for help. Sure we stole the tech and even horded it but without US you would all be speaking german. Be happy we pulled your asses out of the fryer.
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