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Hey guys, what's this? What do i do with it? Found on the

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Hey guys, what's this? What do i do with it?

Found on the coast of Norway today
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a bomb. drop it off at the local mosque.
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Well what does the warning say?
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>>598255446
Winrar
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A dildo
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Looks like some kind of dildo, maybe some whale dildo
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>>598255215
Dig for oil with this
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A double dildo, since you're in Scandinavia you what to do next..
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>>598255446
Not a lot of mosques over here, any other ideas?

It blinks by the way, pic related, I think i just armed it.
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>>598255215
ninjustu sticks
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>>598255215
looks like a turbine that divers use, these are really expensive.
it should have a camera located in the top, or a tracking device under the black lid on the side.
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Looks like a sonar tow array.
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>>598255556

Contains co2 by the looks of it
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timestamp
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Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough. Check em.
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>>598256021
if dubs expose it to high temperature
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>>598256035
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If dubs drop it

also, check em'
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>>598256021
>big tank
>labeled "Contains Co2 Gas"
What could it possibly be?
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>>598256021
Drop it
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>>598255215
looks like it might be worth some $$
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dubs, prod ur ass with it
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>>598255844
> Really expensive

That's what I'm hoping for
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>>598256607

sell it and buy a new phone
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>>598256691

Looks like some kind of side scan sonar
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>>598256344
Which HTC is that?
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drop
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This should be a whole new type of porn.
someone print out the pic and give it your best load. then post on here.
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Looks like something the coast guard or something would drop to mark a target in the water.

Missiles aren't usually bright orange and it looks to be somewhat aerodynamic.

No idea what the c02 is used for.
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>>598256021
Compressed gas is used as a propellant in torpedoes. Kek.
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Try to open it anon
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>>598255215
smash it open with a hammer.
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Where in norway did you find this?? Ålesundfag reporting in here
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>>598257149

Working on it, but my metric tools dont fit. Give me a moment
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>>598255215
Where in norway?
Also, unscrew the lid very carefully and look inside
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Drill a hole into it, then throw a match into the hole
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>>598257434
these fuckin americunts
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Guys it isn't a turbine for divers as there is no propeller or anything like that from the pictures.
But there does appear to be an attachment point on top of it so a picture of that would be a bit better to guess about it.

OP, contact the coast guard and see if anyone there can direct you who to talk to about what it is and who will want it back.
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>>598257251
This. I suggest hitting it multiple times with a hammer then dropping it. Whilst doing this get yourself a large fire burning and put it in when you are done dropping it.

Post results.
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>>598255446
/thread
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Some sort of research probe, probably to do with oil exploration.
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mayhaps a oil pipe inspection radar thingamajig...
Prob finders fee too

ikke vrak den med andre ord, du kan få spenn for den.
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>>598257406

Vikna, nord-trøndelag
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>>598257555
that's why I think it is some sort of sonar that a ship trolls
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>>598255215
your moms dildo
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>>598256344
What the fuck have you done to your phone screen?
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>>598256863
HTC One
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>>598257801
cracked it
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I'm gonna say it's a whole new level of sharpie inn butt.
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>>598257801
Cracking phone screens is very popular in Norway since we can afford new phones.
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>>598257723
Who's that with you? Does he have a touch? Try lighting it on fire
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>>598256344
Do they not have screen protectors in your country? Jesus this rustled my jimmies harder than it should have
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>>598256344
Drill a hole in it
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>>598257839
Correct
>>598257679
I'm guessing sonar of some sort. Carefully disassembling it now
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>>598258083
inb4 OP blows himself up
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Check for a memory card or something
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did he died?
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>>598258404
he dead
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A lot of salt water came out.. or some other sort of liquid...
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>>598258546
Taste it
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>>598258546
THOSE FUCKING CRACKS
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dude seriously...there is a findersfee for sonar torpedo-buoy's that have torn itself from its anchorings. check your local newspapers man.
Just by doing a search on google on your location i found atlest 3 buoy's that has gone missing and its finders fee on.
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>>598257492
Kek
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i still think burn it
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>>598258546
I'm pretty sure it's an e-cigarette
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>>598255215
OP i think you have a ocean sonar sensor for measuring tidal currents...pic related

>stop fucking with it call the coast guard or national weather service if u dont break it there may be a reward for its recovery
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That's an government RC Submarine dude, you just found a underwater drone.
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no its a dildo
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>>598258776
could u give a clear picture of what the warnings are on the carbon dioxide can?
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>>598258848
dubs confirm. do it OP.
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>>598258877
L0L
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drop it!!!!
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>>598255215
sonar torpedo-buoy

Relating to this recent incident perhaps?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2834348/Sweden-proof-foreign-sub-entered-waters-report.html
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>>598258776
You could sell that N2O to some druggies for quite a lot of money if it's medical grade N2O.
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>>598258007
>thinks screen protectors protect the screen from smashing
Have fun next time you put your iphone down from a height of 1 inch or more.
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>>598259063
Correction, noticed that it was CO2 and not N2O.
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>>598259063
co2 you degenerate
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>>598258951
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Take it to school for '$how & tell'
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and drop it
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>>598259059
This

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonobuoy
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>>598259191
Fill a balloon with the gass and breathe it in untill something happens, friend can film and upload to something
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>>598259191
USA USA USA
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>>598258877
*e-cigar
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>>598256021
Ahh, the warning says do not drop, looks like you can't do >>598255446
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>>598259191
http://www.catalinacylinders.com/
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what song is playing
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>>598259063
It's a civilian sonar buoy. Probably used by one of the resource firms.
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>>598259325
> "anti-submarine warfare"

that sounds cool as hell
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>>598259521
>>598259063

I didn't want to reply to you.
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>>598258884
Don't come in here with the correct answer and ruin the fun.
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>>598259737
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does the carbon dioxide tank have any serial number on it? someone in the US could call to see who ordered it
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>>598259737
>>598258884
>>598258706
>pic very related
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>>598259457
Neat, will look into it when I'm not on the phone
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>>598256021
Apply FIRE OP
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you have my blessing
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>>598257492

I'm going with this
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>>598260042
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>>598260180
Doesnt burn.
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>>598255215
its not an IPIRB?
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>>598255446
YES
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The guys on this boat are probably the ones Who lost it, pic related, browsing the web atm
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>>598255215
Its a sonar device to be pulled by boat for mapping sea floor.
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>>598258877
kek
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>>598255215
Looks like some sort of a beacon.

Try prying it open, could have stuff inside.
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>>598256851
>>598256851
>>598256851


fucking called it 45 minutes ago
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>>598258083
>>598255215
Call VG or your local newspaper. they would grab onto the case right away. although, you should probably keep the chip as that would be the valuable part (if this was some sort of spy shit from russia)
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>>598256344
sell it and buy a new phone
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>>598261448
and now it's mapping op's room.
the poor scientists probably believe they've found Atlantis.
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>>598261726
>Russians using US products, instead of making their own knockoffs.

What planet are you from?
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>>598261096
Then sell it to the sea jews again.
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>>598262285
"Johnson, look at this imaging! It's amazing...we've found a petrified resident...and dildos, dildos everywhere! I've never seen this many dildos in a deep sea archaeological site!"
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Old version of the klein system 3900. 30k to 40k us new.
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looks like an IPIRB you numbnut. Whoever it belonged to is out at see with no way to be located for rescue because you have their location device. You fucking murderer
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>>598261665
Shall we try actually reading the thread net time?
It's already in pieces...
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>>598258546
Other liquid was nitroglycerin
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Can't find any more screws, I'll stop the disassembly here I guess.
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>>598255215
It's a rectal wrecker. Promptly cram it up your poop chute
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>>598261726
Not really interested in going to the newspaper with it
>>598258706
Link?
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My bet is on some sort of deep sea current information tracker.
i'd bet cash money someone would love to know that you found it.
i bet they'd pay money to.
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>>598255805
op is kill
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>>598264479
Op here, I've sent some emails to try and find out who it belings to, now we play the waiting game.
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bumt to anti 404
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>>598255931
This
/thread
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its some sort of hydrographic measuring equipment. (at least it looks like it).

i study hydrographics in the netherlands.
from my point of view it looks most like a magnetometer. (picks up flux changes in the magnetic filed caused by lumps of metal).

but im not sure though
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It's part of a towed sonar array. One of the chambers (where the water came out) can be flooded with water to determine the depth the sonobouy travels at. When it's time to recover it the CO2 is released to force out the water and bring the bouy to the surface.
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op here
>>598267589
Makes sense, thanks for posting!
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>>598255215
i broke up with my gf a few weeks ago because she threatened me with a rape accusation
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>>598263748
no pls
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>>598268409
k
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>>598255556
So close....
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>>598257964
>>598257964
Damn....
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>>598259191
>made in USA
Must be really old, from back when they used to make things in the USA.
I'm guessing early 20th century.
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>>598268409
Nice
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>>598259191
>out of the reach of children
keked
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>>598269448
Shut up mr skeltal
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bump for op to update
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>>598270842
nigger
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>>598271111
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>>598271111
Nice quads
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>>598271111
ayy
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>>598270842
op here, nothing more to say really. Thanks for the replies, people.
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wait so you find some messed up shit with a flashing light on it and you take it home and start fuckin around taking it apart?
amazing
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OP, its a sonar buoy, the tank is to depressurize it in case it loses contact, thereby destroying it.

I'd get it the fuck outta house asap, it'll fuck you up bad if your within ten feet of it.
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>>598271743
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>>598261096
Do you mind translating that? I can read some Swedish but didn't understand a god damned thing of it.
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>>598256021
What is diatomic cobalt?
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it's your mom's dildos
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>>598256344
How did you take that picture?
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>>598272244
That's original. You can come over and fuck my sieter.
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>>598271111
Quads never tell lies.

>>598270842
You're a nigger.
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>>598255215
it could be some sort of radar or sonar pod that is towed behind a ship for scanning the sea floor for salvaging shipwrecks
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I'm surprised there is no "property of" or "if found return to" sticker on it.
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>>598257434
don't open it! the pressure will most likely throw around stuff that will kill you.

it's worth about 250 Euros, even in this condition. just don't try to open it anon!
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>>598255215
shove up your ass
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It's sonar for mapping out the ocean floor.
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>>598272514
Nigger, what?
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>>598255215
thermonuke bomb
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>>598259191
USA USA USA
>>598259340
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>>598255215
Norwegian didldo of the Nordic Gods。。。Vi ynskjer å utvikla julemarknaden i Presthaugen, og vil derfor å invitere lag, organissasjonar, bedriftar og privatpersonar til å komme å stille ut varer / tjenester på stand i Presthaugen 30.
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