Ok /b/ this is it. I will become an hero. Trips decides

see you later space cowboy

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

Say what you want, after this you can kill yourself =]

Alluh Ahkbar!

>>597937250
Jesus told me to kill myself

Noooo!

''Sarah Palin set this up.''

Thanks Obama

Allauh Ahkbarr

Also, blow yourself up on open street so everyone will hate muslims more

>>597937250

Something like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

>>597938734
fuc
KING
genious

>>597938253
Roll

Planes can't melt steel beams.

"Hey guys. I'm just hanging around."

Shame on a Nigga who tryna run game on a nigga

>>597939017
Jet fuel*

>>597937250
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>597939017
Reroll

I am a failure!

>>597937250
"Sorry for the mess"

''Why did the chicken cross the road again?''

>>597937250
'ravioli ravioli give me the formuloni'

"It's time to unleash the beast"

>>597937250
I am a massive cocknigger

write a note that says couldn't "cut" it and then hang yourself

"shit i need a knife"

"The jews did this"

sing the entire lyrics to rap god

Notice me, senpai!

>>597939017
Rerolll

>>597939624
Top kek

>>597939665
uuuh, 1 off.
also, yell "i raped a kill madeleine"

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>>597937250
OP is still a faggot

>>597937250


Just watch this and you will instantly become happy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFFyxjBSwo

checkem

suck my extension

>>597939208
Rolling for this.

Hitler had some valid points

Do not disturb

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You should have loved me back. 180IQ is about to be wasted all thanks to you m'lady, i hope you feel bad and will realise sucking other dicks rather than date a reasonable nice guy like me. I will however as a payment for the empty dreams leave you my fedora collection. Well then this will be the last time u hear from me. *Tips hat rather delusional*

>>597937250
I want to fuck my mom deep in her ass

>Inb4 white knight
Please don't do it. Its not worth it. Just talk to someone about how you feel it'll help I promise. Just don't kill yourself.

>>597937250
>>597937250
I want to fuck my mom deep in her ass

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
(Or dead)
Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home
(Or dead)
I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
(Or dead)
Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home
(Or dead)
I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
(Or dead)
Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

>>597940383
roll

>>597937250
Ayy lmao

>>597940421
Led Zeppelin are my favourite

tape JAG for me

Trips get niggaz

thundercats...oooohhhh.

>>597939140
This
Genius soad

Groundhog Day. What a film.

its what the government wants you to think

maybe daddy will love me now

fuck her right in the pussy

God I'm a gay bastard

ayy lmao

"I just wanted battletoads, called suicide hotline. They hung up on me i will hang up on them"

>>597937250
I'm sorry.

I took Maddie McCann. Dig by the fence in the back yard. Goodbye.

I'm ending my life and I haven't even played Oblivion yet!

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Don't panic

>>597937250
"afk hell, brb"

Ass so fat I could see it from the front

I came...I saw...and I came again...on your pillow...yes, you right there...sleep on that.

And dead

Don't do it dude :(

May the force be with you.

Heil Hitler

sharpie in the pooper

I have internet access.
I have first world problems.
I bitch and moan, about nothing.
I value the veritable opinions of /b.
Seeking attention and help is not what /b is for, sincerely talk to someone.

.....
You need help. Seek it.

Damned niggers

Obama did it

>>597941202
Rolling for this

Hitler did nothing wrong

I'm doing it for attention.

SWAG YOLO SWAG

>>597941888
Topkek

I literally cannot stop sucking dicks

>>597941888
rar

>>597941888
WINRAR

>>597941888
GG MY FRIENDS

shoot up a school and say Good Game as ur last words

>>597940962
It's a Wu Tang Clan cover m8

>>597941888
Winrar

I better have a sweet ass casket!

Never got to see halflife 3

>>597941888
top fucking kek

I like gandi

>>597941888
Trips. Say it. Then an hero. With timestamp.

Tripping on acid
2 gud m8

>>597941888
Victoly!!!

>>597937250
Ive got a better one than the current win.... eh hem

"Respawning in 10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2.."

>>597941888
so fucking good

I'm a faggot

>>597942380
I'm a fucking nigglet.

>>597938734
This

Dear World, I am leaving you because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool - good luck.

i love niggers

>>597939208
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bully? I'll have you know I lasted 16 years in
Canada, and I've been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300ML of confirmed bleach in my system. I
am trained in self harm and I'm the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. You are nothing to me but just another bully. I will
wipe myself the fuck out chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think
you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meter
long rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide. The suicide that
wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. you're fucking done, kid. I can die anywhere,anytime, and I can
kill myself in over 700 ways, and that's just with my Clorox and rope. You fucked up bully, I will shit sadness on you
and you will drown in it, I'm fucking dead kiddo.

"yolo"

>>597937250

Go to a high school cafeteria and spike the entire lunch trays with powerful psychedelics, as soon as the whole cafeteria starts tripping balls, run inside and yell "Walhu Wakbur" and detonate several potato bombs combined with dry ice and then slice your dick off

>>597941888

That moment OP got shitrektified.

You got shrekt to the point of no return.

OP has been destroyed.

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>>597942350
Second

>>597942988
Yes you are

>>597942706
Not bad. I will attempt to refine this. This is not a bad twist. I like it. it is edgy.

>>597937541
Underrated post.

Punk should still be champ

>>597939663
Rerollin

>>597941888
Topkek
>also check 'em

>>597943303
im feeling those feels i felt at the end of the live stream.

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bully? I'll have you know I lasted 16 years in
Canada, I've been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300ML of confirmed bleach in my system. I
am trained in self harm and I'm the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. You are nothing to me but just another bully. I will
wipe myself the fuck out in ways the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think
you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meter
long rope across my neck and your feels and reputation are being hurt by the suicide note I am leaving behind, so you better prepare for the suicide. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your social life. You're fucking done, kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can
kill myself in over 700 ways, and that's just with my Clorox and rope. You fucked up bully, I will shit sadness on you
and you will drown in it, I'm fucking dead kiddo.

Revised for spelling, continuity and lulz.

>>597943844
checked

>>597943259
Sweet

>>597943910
The rat one?

>>597944229
moot's last one ring a bell?

>>597937250
Doesn't matter what /b/ says your last words will be you crying for your mama

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Ch..ch. . Check em

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>>597944418

>>597944542
Roll

Go to the middle of the road dressed as shrek and yell "This is for Allah!!!!"

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trips made me say it

>>597937250
At least I have my chicken

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Trips are locked in this thread. This is a b8

>>597937250
"I'm a good person, I'm someone who is loved, and I'm someone who should not be hurting themselves and those that love them by taking this rash action right now. If I were wise I would ask for help, but I feel like I've been backed into a corner, so I won't, even though I should. I will now call the suicide hotline and talk with one of the many very kind and understanding professionals there and set up some kind of therapy session afterwards .. if I were wise"

>>597944855
reroll

>>597944229
That psychopath

>>597944855
so close, this if i get it

>>597937250
I got fucked in the butt, gtg.

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>>597938233
ALLAHU AKBAR!

>>597944855
Rolling 4 u

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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mustard on the beat hoe

>>597939017
reroll

>>597944855
rerollan

>>597937250
who was fone?

And for my next trick, I shall make myself disappear!

rell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>>597945422
Rollirolla

No one steals my iPod!

k

"I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter"

>>597937250
kappa

I browsed 4chan /b/

rolling for
"9/11 was an inside job, and this is in protest to those who would obfuscate the truth"

Ron Paul for president!

>>597945758

Niggers tongue my anus

Mom, Dad, I always wanted to have a threesome with you guys...

stream it

Sonic's my name, speed's my game

The Jews did this

>>597937250
I am a faggot.

thanks obama

Kosovo is not serbia

Thanks

ayy lmao

>>597946276
Roll

>>597946049
Kek rolling for this

ayy lmao

>>597946276
Roll for 444

read out the entirety of pi

i'm hiding 2 million $ in cash. it's in the...

Dear Mom and Dad,

yiff faggot niggers jews nigger potatoes gabe ayyy fag OP lick nigger my goyim anus dick lmao moot cunt nigger

>>597946444
Winrar

>>597946445
OMFG NOOOOOOO

>>597937250
Either "Sieg Heil" or "You can't flim flame the zim zam"

>>597946444
WIN

>>597941888
YES.

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Holy shit

>>597946666
QUADS HAVE SPOKEN

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>>597946444

i raped and killed an infant child, their body is buried here, <insert co-ords near op>

>>597941888
>>597941888
>>597941888
LOL'D

>>597946444
stream it op

>>597946444
lmao

>>597946444
Ayy!!!!!!1111

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>>597946666
Holy shit satan

>>597937250
I died a faggot

>>597937250
9/11 was an inside job, I fucked the cat

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>>597947335

>>597946666
quads beats any of the trips above it

/thread