welp time for another one of these. Don't know this girl. 9 decides.
You don't know me. But I know you. Everything about you. Wanna know a secret? A tall nigger will be coming to your house to kill your entire family. He will then deliver the remains to my house where I will fuck your dead body until morning come.
1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter.
2. A magazine or book containing
I sound like a sensible fucking man,
is what I sound like.
You sound like a duck.
(imitates a duck)
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
I'm quite sorry about that m'lady. I believe my facebook was compromised by my hacker friends over at Anomalous. All is right now and I have successfully regained control of my account. Would you care to have a friendly chat at the local coffee shop? Perhaps a Starbucks?
idk why but i am starting to feel bad cause she is actually nice haha. but 4 decides now.
bitch shut your twat mouth and let me mouth your twat and use my meat swat u thot. Oh sorry m'lady, it was my hacker friends again! I didn't type that. I would not ravish you so rudely!
A reasonable response m'lady. I assure you however that my account was genuinely compromised by Anomalous. Besides a public coffee shop is about as safe as it can get. I am also well versed in martial arts and katana swinging if the need to defend your honor should arise.
One time I shit my pants so hard that my underwear literally fell down with my basketball shorts.... The shit was so heavy and forceful that it loosed the elastic around my waist and the shit hit the floor with a loud splash.
That's when the teacher screamed.
I didn't know what to do so I pulled my pants back up, but that only smeared the shit on my legs.
It smelled so horrible.
The other students were shocked, a few were screaming, one girl started puking.
I was so embarrassed.
I just started picking up the shit with my hands and stuffing it in to my backpack.
Then I ran out of the school.
HELL of a way to start my senior year if you ask me.....
i think she's mad at me... hope her BF doesn't hurt me :o
What a fucking betafag.
what a fucking faggot. i hope her bf breaks your bones.
You got potential OP but you were just another fagot.
Game Over faggot
u could have pulled the hacked card, but now ur fucked m8
Man I wish I was still at Ft. Huachuca so I could drive down to Outback and fuck with your job... maybe i'll give the manager an email
omfg this is the /b/ I know and love.
It's your mother!
Someone should send her some screen caps or a link to the thread!
The best part about this is he gave her a link to this thread so she can watch OP get wrecked.
>welcome to 4chan
s-someone.... blackmail... her mum...
or send a formal message something something about her son is reported with rape threats
it will not be taken lightly etc etc...
just to make enough for a heart attack, stroke, then death.
someone better do something about this
Ruining someone's life gives us way more than 10 minutes of entertainment
Plus your broke rule #1
>implying this isn't more entertaining
Shut up tyler
if you where one of us you wouldn't have been so stupid
lol, fucking faggot, not knowing this is /b
You know the penalty for not censoring your name correctly