I just took a huge shit
>trips decide what to do with it
ANON WILL DELIVER as long as it does not physically harm me or others or gets me in jail
now put it in your neighbours mailbox
>had to make it trips, dubs would have been too easy
>gets dubs and trips
1) Roll it into tiny poo balls.
2) Microwave the poo balls to remove as much of the moisture as possible.
3) Place one in the center of a doily and place it politely on each of your neighbors door steps.
Make sure to include a Garfield Valentines card with each poo ball.
Blend it up till smooth, add water if needed, freeze, then....(your choice)
1) post through a neighbours post box
2) hide in a ceiling vent/tile above someone you hate
>now put it in the sink op and leave it there till somebody asks you about it,
then say you didn't realise there was shit in your sink
seriously OP, blend with water till wet, freeze then place frozen shit in ceiling tile above a co worker, watch as it starts to drip down over them as it melts
come on pooscape
I want to witness a magnificent (grotesque) work of art
It's okay, /b/ro.
Let us be merry. We have a pooscape on the way!
WTF IS POOPSCAPE? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A LAPTOP OR WEBCAM, I DO THIS WITH MY IPHONE
>DUBS DECIDE NOW
I'm tired of your fucking shit OP
Grab that poop with your hand like it's the finest painbrush you'd ever seen, and draw some beautiful fucking clouds, mountains, and/or meadows
HERE YOU GO FAGGOTS OP DELIVERS
I ALMOST PUKED TWICE THIS IS SO DISGUSTING
OP is the fucking doubles master
nice op very nice
I flushed it, i feel sick now and my hands won't stop smelling, no matter how often i wash them
I really feel sick, will take a rest now
I have handed poo a number of times and this really happens. Poopscape is legit.
OP, splash cologne on your hands to disguise the smell, it's the only thing that works. In no more than 24 hours the smell will be gone by itself, probably in no more than 12 h.
>as long as it does not physically harm me or others or gets me in jail
way to take the fun out of everything.
whatever, just eat your own shit. it doesn't harm you, trust me. it's actually healthy.