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I haven't touched myself since my boyfriend dumped me Tuesday.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I haven't touched myself since my boyfriend dumped me Tuesday. How do I get over this sadness I feel every time I think of sexytime?

Pic is me
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>>597238355
timestamp bitch
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look good OP but we going to need a time-stamp
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>>597238355
nice dubs, should timestamp
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>>597238355
you could probably just find a guy you find attractive and flirt then make sure he knows you just want to be fwb since you probably still feel for your ex
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>>597238936
newfag
>answering dumb whores when they don't timestamp
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What's your name
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>>597239237
top kekk
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Time stamp wit tits
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>>597238355
what a waste of a good dubs
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>>597238355
Timestamp or bullshit.

>Here's to hoping none of the advice works and you end up killing yourself

Just think of how much attention you'd get if you did that! :^)

>>597238936
>>597239237
I want you to know you'll never belong and you're both cancer
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>>597238355

fat

but decent looking tits
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>>597238355
[Stamp of time required]
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>>597238355
Nice dubs; but gunna need to see a timestamp, slut.
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get a new one, it shouldn't be that hard but he will be cause damn them tittys
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>>597238355
You'll get over in time, don't rush or force anything hunny. Also this probably isn't the best board for asking these things, all of these neckbeard autists have never even touched a woman which is why they are so desperate for timestamp.

Get out while you still can :^)
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>>597239977
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>>597240580
Well now that we have found the whitest knight we could, how about that timestamp?
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>>597240580
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I give you titties you've never seen before and you care about numbers written on me? Is that for trolls?
I'm sorry I'm a newfag and never posted before..
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>>597241148

okay continue
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>>597240254
wtf is that? some sort of legend of zelda shit?
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>>597240955
This image is retarded.
You contradict yourself immediately.

If its bait and not worth replying to, and you reply to it with an image, you are still biting the bait.

Just don't even write anything and save the bandwidth.
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>>597241148
nothing personal, thems just the rules
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>>597241148
pussy and bootyhole then sharpie or finger in pooper.
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>>597241148
Fuck other guys, honestly it helps me when I'm feeling sad that my girlfriend doesn't want sex.
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>>597241148
Show hands OP

Why did your friend dump you?
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>>597241148
Okay, what do you want, whore?

>sharpie in pooper c'mon c'mon
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>>597238355
go to tinychat/brun0grills
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>>597241148
love those perfect nipples and piercings are so sexy.
please wirite I love Josh on your titties for me pleasE? My birthday
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>>597241148
don't you know that you ALSO have to post assholes pics and feet? newfag
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>>597241148
da rules. pussy pic now pls and continue what you need to know
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>>597238355
You should get on cam on tiny chat op, that way you'll get your shit answered right away and won't have to upload pics every 20 minutes.
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>>597238355
You came to the wrong place for advice..
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>>597241148
Post nether bits
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Come join us at
>Femanoncams
>dot
>com
and we'll cheer you up and get you feeling better about sexytimes
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>>597238355
By giving me your number.
5025449692
Do it.
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>>597238355
Stop feeling
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>>597241148
Pierced nipples are garbage and you have micro tits.

Die in fire.
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>>597241425
Fucking this
Saved
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Show underwear so i can fap?
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>>597241876
Avoid at all costs.
Do not feed these creatures.
Let them die alone in their basements.
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>>597238355

Beat off to someone you like or go bang someone. It's not that hard.
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>>597238355
Go to tinychat/brun0grills and master-it on cam plz
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>>597241678
>>597241777
>>597241148
>>597238355
come to tinychat/brun0grills OP we will discuss your issue in live-time instead of waiting for all this posting bullshit
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>>597241708
This. Come on newfag OP. If you want the best advice you can get on the internet, do what you're supposed to do.
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>>597241148
Wouldn't mind another pic of anything really.

Take it from a guy who has been in a few relationships, time works for everything. If you want to go fuck someone do it, you have a nice body dudes would be willing, just don't fuck up and nail a guy who is a scumbag. Otherwise take care of it yourself.
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>>597242416
I second this
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>>597241908
>giving your phone number away on 4chins
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>>597241148
>>597238355
Go buy a new sex toy and schlick to your hearts content
Go to /d/ if you have some odd fetish
Remind yourself that your body is really good looking and you'll find other guys
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Trumping for piercing, inb4 sharpie second... time. It's one thing to get physical satisfaction but emotional satisfaction, fulfillment through deep personal connection is not easily replaced.

However, consider that it is far worse to prolong a relationship which is unrequited, or worse, to be unable to leave one, than to Suffer a temporary pain in order to learn, grow, and ultimately pursue a better and happier life for yourself.

Embrace the pain, it's a part of life. Then, when you're ready, let it go. Meet someone new.

And for the love of God keep them delicious bits coming x)
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>>597242645
>I've done it multiple times, only 2-3 people have ever called.
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>>597241148

Welcome to /b/!
For posting tits you no longer must GTFO, but are now a fully recognized member of Anonymous.

Protip: Ignore the "write blah blah on your blah blah

Protip 2 (maximum tippage): ignore "join my chat" requests

Thank you for follow our traditions by posting tits first.

Enjoy your time on /b/!
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>>597242532
>treating dumb bitches like humans
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>>597242820
Fuck this guy.

Join tinychat/brun0grills

Seriously, we're waiting OP
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OP JOIN TINYCHAT/BRUN0GRILLS AND BECOME NEW QUAKER-CHAN
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>>597242820
Hi chaosgnostic anon.
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10/10 Blonde at work yesterday who has a steady guy complained (somewhat jokingly) that she hadn't been laid that previous night and had therefore gone more than a day without a good dicking. The two other guys within earshot and I had a gut-punching fun laugh at her expense.

Unless she's fucking hideous, no woman anywhere in Western society has any excuse for not getting sex if she wants it.
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>>597243354

she was trying to get dick from you, virgin
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>>597238355
when OP stops responding
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>>597238355
>>597241148
Well it takes more than a week to get over someone you cared about, try not to think of your ex and do things to keep you distracted. Also nice body, thank you for tits.
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>>597243094
Hi mysterious anon!
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>>597243753
I'm good with remembering stuff.

How's that Current 216 stuff workin' out for ya?
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>>597244109

Here theres only cheesy pizza, teens, and delicious gore.

But if you're interested in Chaos, feel free to hmu outside of /b/, as I'm heading to one of the aforementioned threads as we speak.

lionofsatan.com
[email protected]

and that should be enough to find me elsewhere.

Was nice meeting you again, anon, even if your memory is a bit creepy.

For Chaos,
XIXI.
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>>597243551

No, she wasn't. She's just open about stuff, obviously in part so she can see how guys react when she is.

The point was that her complaint implied she'd been laid recently, which is something a guy, who actually has to work for sex, would be happy about, rather than complain about.

As a girl, OP should have very little problem finding a fuck.
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>>597238355
You have to wait until you are too horny to feel sad. So about in one to two week i'd say.

Hoe be hoe.
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>>597241148
picture of your mouth please.
the bottom of your nose and down
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OP here

I don't really wanna fuck anyone else but it would be nice to be able to flick the bean without having feels.
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>>597243726
This. Lisen there's a lot of asshole on /b/, and people will say whatever they want because it's on anonymous, but people like this remind us these people are still human. This person is the kind of people you should listen to because they're not saying shit to have a laugh or fuck with anyone
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>>597244509
Not a CG myself. I just remember you and liked our discussion a while back.

>Was nice meeting you again, anon, even if your memory is a bit creepy.

Likewise.

Hail.
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>>597245071
Post ass.
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>>597245071

Watch some good porn that you can't help but twirl the pooter to.
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>>597244958

>too horny to feel sad
>one to two weeks

>mfw more like two days
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>>597245071
Is your name Selena?
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>>597245071
Get it started, 90% of the time you aren't going to be thinking about shit during it.

Post ass
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>>597245339
so you've never been in a relationship before.
lmao
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>>597238355
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Time heals everything

Speaking of healing, I've been having similar issues. It seems, however, that your tits are making it better. I think I need more
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I 8r r/r
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>>597245071
well op

Things might seem to be terrible right now, but keep in mind that things aways get better.

Take your time, enjoy more of yourself. You will forget him and you won't even notice.

Now, if you want to feel sexy, keep sending us pics. You are very desired here. Now if you want to, show us your pussy or ass. That would make my dick harder
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>>597238355

Those are some good looking hardwood floors. When was your house built?
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>>597239982
are you stupid?
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>>597245071
Porn. It's not much, but it's all there is.
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>>597238355
is that meredith?
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>>597245529

You assume too much. I've just never had the experience of my emotions overpowering my sexual urges. Seems like a case of just manning the fuck up, as it were.
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>>597245071
Those are some nice tits OP. Your ex-boyfriend dun goof'd.
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rowan?
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>>597245071
show us more baby
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>>597246307
>>597246124
>>597245372
guys your not going to find that chick you like on 4chan
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Ok OP I just came here for titts, but I feel tour sad history, justo hold on its hard on first weekends but with time u will face it, u look good, so dont be sad,
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>>597241148
Damn, what a nice pair of boobs.

Care to show us more?

About the "no schlick" week you had: same shit happened with me when my GF broke with me, I got at least ten days without fapping... don't worry, the feel will go away with the time and you'll masturbate as usual.
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Post your kik. We'll send you dick pics.When you go to get off you'll be reminded of the immortal monument many men think your body is. That should help. Btw, your body is a monument.
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think about how if you weren't such a cheating whore you wouldn't be alone.
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Post more pics of your boobs, sweetheart.
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>>597247087
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>>597247087
>>597247520
Fucking betas.
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Will send you a pic of the top of my head... so you will know what the view would look like with my face buried between your thighs... Will eat your pussy if you will smile
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>>597247916
Beta calling others beta. You sound super Alpha, faggot.
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>>597247916
>beta
There's no beta or alpha or omeganess in asking OP for more pictures.
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Full moon on a Hawaiin beach should help at least.
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>>597248193
Calling it "sweetheart" is.
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I always forget how fucking /b/eta /b/ is. You degenerate faggots are worse than niggers

/sage
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>>597248472
go back to /pol/
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>>597248419
OP was dumped last week, and she followed the rules. We could spoil her a little bit.
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>>597248687
how pathetic could you be faggot?

>One picture of girls boobs

all of /b/ is up in arms

Fucking faggots
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>>597248704
Sure. If you're castrated.
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>>597248997
No I agree with them being beta, it's just you are a faggot for using degenerate outside of /pol/
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>>597238355
well, i know that feel. i dated a girl for two months, had sex a couple of times, i fell in love. it was the best time and sex i've ever had in my life. now she left for china, i don't know if i will ever have that great time with her again when she returns. thinking about sex with her also makes me sad and depressed.
feels bad man
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>>597249574
I use the word "degenerate" on a daily bases.
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>>597249367
Yeah, sure, whatever.
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OP find clothespins and put them at your nipples and your Major lips, dont touch your fucking clit. Post pictures our dirty slut.
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>>597249834
Saying "degenerate" on /b/ is like saying "whore" at a red light district.
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>>597249834
Boring.
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>>597248997

Not sure wanting to see more of a fem-anon with great tits is somehow pathetic... You new here? Or just a fag that wishes he was in another trap thread?
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>>597248472
>>597248687
>>597248997
>>597249574
>hot girl posting tits
>/b/ argues about whether or not we should demand more tits
>why is this even an argument
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>>597249834
>bases
fucking moron
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>>597250274
when was the last time you've fucked a girl?

Begging like a dog for some random slut ( who is most likely a guy) to post "more pics" is so pathetic it hurts.

>Trapthread

Yeah, I'll inform my girlfriend I am a faggot like you.
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>>597241908
City: Louisville
State: Kentucky - KY
Address: 3201 Leith Ln APT 7
Zipcode: 40218-1905 (40218)
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Buy a great dane.

Post results.
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>>597250274
worshipping a girl over her tits is pathetic
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>>597250605
Got it... trap fag... carry on
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>>597250681
/live in Florida.
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>>597250605
>Begging
How are >>597247087 and >>597247520 begging, retard?

If you can't see the difference between begging and asking, I pity whoever endures you IRL.
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>>597250681
Things must be done.....swats anybody? (Lol jk pls don't ban me again)
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>>597250681
O shit i'm a kentuckyfag
I'll see you in about 15 minutes.
Or meet me on Man O' War if you want to save me some gas.
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>>597251067
>>597250681
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>>597250681
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAAAAAAAR
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>>597251687
>>597251876
>>597252130
You realize there is a reason why it came up with a guy named Todd McCracken... right? Rofl.
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>>597252256
I'unno I'm just sorta cheerleading.
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>>597252074
Same here, Clearwater/Tampa area
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>>597252256
Either way, I'm fucking someone at that address tonight
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>>597251677
Requesting something from someone you're worshipping is begging.
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>>597250681
You shouldnt give out your full address to /b/. Honestly one of the worst ideas possibly.
>Also a kentucky loser
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>>597252567
Please video, I would love to see who actually lives there.
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>>597244759
the problem is crazy guys and stalker are like 1/5 guys women fuck
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>>597252567
Call phone and record with vocaroo.

Do it for teh lulz.
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>>597250681
I have to guess that you're the new jersey call I got?
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>>597252613
>worshipping
Neither is "worshipping", both are using sweet talk. Instead of whining like a little girl in /b/, why don't you improve your reading skills?
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My solution is a half a pint of good ice cream or frozen yogurt, and your favorite movie.
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>>597252567
>>597252695
>>597252989
Alright guys i'm heading out, will record vids of anal rape
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>>597253656
Dis gun be gud.
To think this all started because I wanted to get some nude by posting my number.
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>>597253656
TAKE PHONE AND SET UP LIVESTREAM SO WE CAN WATCH LIVE

DOITFGT
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>>597253885
Yous a goofy lookin' nigga.
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Amy C?
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>>597238355
>girls on the Internet
This is a troll thread.
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>>597254444
Fuck, quads means you're right. Oh well.
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>>597253656
well OPs thread is no longer hers
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>>597253185
>4: extravagant respect or admiration for or devotion to an object of esteem
I'd think putting someone's body on a pedestal and calling it a monument more than falls into the category.
Improve your writing skills and stop acting like a faggot on /b/. You've got real life to fail at receiving attention from women so you don't need to do it here.
You also might want to note you're the only one crying here, about being called out on your faggotry no less.
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Went there guy just stayed home Throwing rocks kek video related http://youtu.be/cOUU9l4vCEU
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>>597254517
DAS RITE
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>>597254910
You type like a nigger, I don't think I can agree with you now.
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wtf going on in this thread
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>>597255066
>not recognizing maymays

You must be new here.

>>597255150
Dix.
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>>597255150
Spiderman?
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i want lulz
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>>597242975
I love quakerchan
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>>597255546
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I've historically had the same issue whenever I go through a breakup. Try thinking of someone else, or something you would think of before him.
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>>597245071
Its gonna take a while.
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>>597238355
http://this.spooks.me/
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>>597253656
Took a wrong turn and now i'm lost as fuck, had to pull over. I'll be there in about 15 minutes
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>>597255546
>>597255757
We got an anon heading over to a random dude's house. Hold up. Could be lulzy.
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>>597255968
I'm laughing too hard.
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>>597255546
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You won't get over it. Just kill yourself.
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>>597256048
We have to keep the thread alive somehow
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>>597256138
Nooooooo
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>>597255968
Good luck dude.
bumping
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>>597256138
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>>597255968
Hurry up. And record that shit!

>>597256329
Don't load up the image count then.
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>>597256414
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>>597255968
>implying anything will come of this
>anon knocks on door
>"hello"
>"h-hi, uh, did... did you post on /b/?"
>"what the fuck is /b/"
>"nothing... okay... goodnight"
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>>597256138
Good thing I played it after your trap card was wasted
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>>597256555
Nice trips
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>>597256640
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>>597238355

I would like to tell you that it gets better, but sometimes, it doesn't.
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>>597256555
Stop bumping image limit then......
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>>597256791
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femanon gone,now we wait on a anon getting to another anon house?
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>>597256757
He said he was going to anal rape him. I'm waiting
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OP SHOW YOURSELF
OP IS KILL?
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>>597257162
That moment when you realize there is more than one spiderman poster
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>>597257063
SHES GONE FAGGOT SHUT UP WE GOT BETTER SHIT GOING ON NOW

>>597257236
Yes.
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>>597257162
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>>597257051
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>>597255968
help o shit I lost my fucking car
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>>597257653
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>>597257665
How the fuck do you lose your car?
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>>597257665
niggerz please help
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>>597257236
it seems so
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>>597257772
Jump in front of the nearest car.
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>>597257772
>>597257758
I took a shit on the side of the road and when I looked it was gone
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>>597257772
U in tha woodz niggah?
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>>597257665
>busy driving in car
>loses car he was driving
How the fuck did you accomplish that anon? I know kentucky sucks but not that much.
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>>597257855
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>>597257772
>>597257951
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>>597245071
get high/drunk
but then again when girls get drunk they cry so yea you probs dont wana do that

take E and then just touch your tits then you wont be able to stop
>>
>>597257951
Post phone number. I can pick you up.
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>>597257951
Someone stole your car. This makes my day even better.
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>>597257951
If you really did lose your car put in a report and I should get a state msg.
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>>597257951
hahaha this thread turned out to be better than i expected
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>>597257951
just stepped in a fucking 20 foot deep mudhole
help me you faggots
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>>597257951
Hitch a ride from a stranger and get anal raped. Looks like the tables have turned.
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>>597258688
kekd
>>
This thread is the shit.
Tits, someone posted number, someone posts personal info, anon goes after anon, anon loses car on side of road
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only one solution i'm afraid
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>>597258558
OP it seems now you are the one that will be getting anally raped tonight
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>>597258558
kek, dude why the fuck you would shit in a fucking road?
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>>597253885
>Dis gun be good
>>597258558
>Only wanted nudes
>instead loses car
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>>597241702
Gayest fucking faggot ever award.
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>>597258688
if this not a joke,it topkek
>>
karma:
some anon tries to go see OP so that he can fuck with her but ends up getting his fucking car stolen. lmao what a fucking retard you are anon. did you just leave the shit running or what?
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>>597258558
Jesus fuck I'm dying
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>>597258834
What the fuck you mean? This thread turned out better than you can hope. Free nudes as well as someone trying to take advantage of someone fails horribly
>>
Im like 40% sure this is a girl I know named Haley
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>>597257951
Who stops to shit on the side of the road. Calling out this pusy. Just an excuse not to make it to the address. Faggot.
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>>597259175
love the breast band
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>>597259045
Because he had to shit?
Stupid question much?
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>>597258558
What in the actual fuck are you doing? You're running around the country side pretending you're doing us some good
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>>597259212
are you serious? it's not OP's address, it's some random guy who wanted to get OP to call him
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it cant be real dude, why the fuck he would shit at the middle of some fucking road?
plus OP got scared and killed herself
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>>597259506
he was going to op's house, where he could shit peacefuly
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shit maybe this guy will give me a lift to OP
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Dis nigger wants to be a meme.
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Fuck
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>>597259692
THIS FUCK DROVE PAST ME
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>>597259838
Which highway are you on? Waterson or Gene Snyder?
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>>597260000
Quads, checked.
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>>597260000
QUADS <3
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>>597260000
Who the fuck names a highway Gene Snyder?
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>>597259838
What the fuck is even going on
What is wrong with you
Holy shit
>>
>>597259838
I was east of Versailles road, don't know where the fuck I am now I about to shit myself because some fucked up casserole that has my ass on fire
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>>597260235
Kentucky, you faggot.
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I need you to take my cum in your pussy OP
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>>597260391
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CAR YOU MORON
>>
>>597260406
Not if I get there first
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>>597259838
holy fuck i wish i could see everything you are doing right now
>>
Yea, I knew nothing interesting would come of this.

Nobody stops to shit on the side of the road, this anon is making shit up so he doesn't have to deliver.
>>
someone are saving it?
>>
>>597260727

Seriously, who the fuck believes this crap.
>>
>>597259838
>people falling for this shit
You guys are fucking retarded
>>
>>597260496
I'll fuck you up
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>>597260393
I'm not a faggot, faggot.
>>
>>597260727
>>597261003
Who cares. It's entertaining.

AND WE NEED NEW THREAD QUICK.
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>>597260727
I can see lights up ahead, i'm getting OP's pussy
>>
/OP of the phone number is still waiting.
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>>597261107
this
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>>597261356

>photoshops a transparent photo on a photo he found on google


annnnnd im out
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>>597240580
>hunny
You're a pathetic waste of energy and mass
>>
>>597261564
nobody cares
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>>597261564
blow me
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>>597261867
Hey, faggot, you're nowhere near the address. Kill yourself.
>>
>>597261867
I BELIEVE IN YOU
But seriously where did your car go
>>
obv bait is obv you cant name ur images on a phone faggot
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>>597261867
Am I the only one who really thinks at this point he just deserves that pussy
>gets lost
>looses car
>shits on road
>chased by blacks
>asshole burns
>steps in mud
>everyone's mean
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>>597241908
>>597250681
I hope you realize the retarded thing you just did.
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>>597261867
kek, who will save this part of the thread
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>>597262131
The car has ascended into a better realm
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>>597262333

when did he get chased by blacks
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>>597262333
TOP KEK
>>
>>597262333
Trips confirm this man is a hero in need of sum pusi
>>
>>597262374
That's not the real address, but feel free to go for it.
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>>597261867
Do it, OP. You deserve this.
>>
>>597261867

>ipod
>has wifi

Ok
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>>597262732
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>>597262333
some boy ass pussy
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>>597262333
Sweet trips
>>
NEW THREAD QUICK FOR LOST CAR ANON
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>>597262333
Kek under rated post
>>
Y'all are idiot its not OPs address its this guys>>597253885
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>>597261867
The guy is faking it, he has fucking wifi on.
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>>597262511
It's a fair assumption
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>>597262703
Hes not even op
Should be said
>Do Op! You deserve this.
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THIS NIGGER JUST MUGGED ME FOR TREE FIDDY! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW
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>>597262732
2015 and you don't know what mobile data is. Go kill yourself
>>
>>597263585
Tnx m8
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>>597261528
We will have an old fashioned dog fight over the pussy, while she waits on the bed naked with her pussy wet and sending pheromones in the air driving us to act like mad men. I will fuck her then leave the other guy for seconds like the beta fag he is
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>>597263421

>having mobile wifi in the first place
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>>597263585
missing 22,33,66,88,but nice
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>>597263715
>I will fuck her then leave the other guy for seconds

In literal seconds.
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>>597263349
I thought about that after I wrote it. I haven't slept in a while, sorry.
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>>597264005

Almost there, anon

>>597264022
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>>597261867
UPDATE FAGGOt
>pic unrelated
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>>597264176
Bump
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Knocking, this bitch better give me some good good
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>>597264428
HAHA GODDAMN THIS IS BEST THREAD 2k15
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>>597264428
FUCK YEA GET THAT PUSSY BRO TEAR IT UP
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NEW
FUCKING
THREAD
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>>597264428
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>>597264428
-waits- Call me when you knock on the door.
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>>597264428
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>>597264428
post pic,in new thread
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>inb4 thread ends before anon replies again
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>>597264428
I can't wait for this omg. Take a pic of her tits to prove it's her.
>>
Ib4 404
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NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>597265026
>>597265026
>>597265026
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>>597264959
Jackass, he's at the guy who posted his number, NOT the OP
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>>597265243

lol i know right


its gonna be 2 dudes looking at each other "uh can i help u" "oh uh no wrong door (cough)"

the end
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>>597265243
Shh, only dreams now.
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