I haven't touched myself since my boyfriend dumped me Tuesday. How do I get over this sadness I feel every time I think of sexytime?
Pic is me
Timestamp or bullshit.
>Here's to hoping none of the advice works and you end up killing yourself
Just think of how much attention you'd get if you did that! :^)
I want you to know you'll never belong and you're both cancer
Nice dubs; but gunna need to see a timestamp, slut.
You'll get over in time, don't rush or force anything hunny. Also this probably isn't the best board for asking these things, all of these neckbeard autists have never even touched a woman which is why they are so desperate for timestamp.
Get out while you still can :^)
I give you titties you've never seen before and you care about numbers written on me? Is that for trolls?
I'm sorry I'm a newfag and never posted before..
This image is retarded.
You contradict yourself immediately.
If its bait and not worth replying to, and you reply to it with an image, you are still biting the bait.
Just don't even write anything and save the bandwidth.
nothing personal, thems just the rules
Go to tinychat/brun0grills and master-it on cam plz
Wouldn't mind another pic of anything really.
Take it from a guy who has been in a few relationships, time works for everything. If you want to go fuck someone do it, you have a nice body dudes would be willing, just don't fuck up and nail a guy who is a scumbag. Otherwise take care of it yourself.
Go buy a new sex toy and schlick to your hearts content
Go to /d/ if you have some odd fetish
Remind yourself that your body is really good looking and you'll find other guys
Trumping for piercing, inb4 sharpie second... time. It's one thing to get physical satisfaction but emotional satisfaction, fulfillment through deep personal connection is not easily replaced.
However, consider that it is far worse to prolong a relationship which is unrequited, or worse, to be unable to leave one, than to Suffer a temporary pain in order to learn, grow, and ultimately pursue a better and happier life for yourself.
Embrace the pain, it's a part of life. Then, when you're ready, let it go. Meet someone new.
And for the love of God keep them delicious bits coming x)
Welcome to /b/!
For posting tits you no longer must GTFO, but are now a fully recognized member of Anonymous.
Protip: Ignore the "write blah blah on your blah blah
Protip 2 (maximum tippage): ignore "join my chat" requests
Thank you for follow our traditions by posting tits first.
Enjoy your time on /b/!
OP JOIN TINYCHAT/BRUN0GRILLS AND BECOME NEW QUAKER-CHAN
10/10 Blonde at work yesterday who has a steady guy complained (somewhat jokingly) that she hadn't been laid that previous night and had therefore gone more than a day without a good dicking. The two other guys within earshot and I had a gut-punching fun laugh at her expense.
Unless she's fucking hideous, no woman anywhere in Western society has any excuse for not getting sex if she wants it.
Well it takes more than a week to get over someone you cared about, try not to think of your ex and do things to keep you distracted. Also nice body, thank you for tits.
Here theres only cheesy pizza, teens, and delicious gore.
But if you're interested in Chaos, feel free to hmu outside of /b/, as I'm heading to one of the aforementioned threads as we speak.
and that should be enough to find me elsewhere.
Was nice meeting you again, anon, even if your memory is a bit creepy.
No, she wasn't. She's just open about stuff, obviously in part so she can see how guys react when she is.
The point was that her complaint implied she'd been laid recently, which is something a guy, who actually has to work for sex, would be happy about, rather than complain about.
As a girl, OP should have very little problem finding a fuck.
I don't really wanna fuck anyone else but it would be nice to be able to flick the bean without having feels.
This. Lisen there's a lot of asshole on /b/, and people will say whatever they want because it's on anonymous, but people like this remind us these people are still human. This person is the kind of people you should listen to because they're not saying shit to have a laugh or fuck with anyone
>too horny to feel sad
>one to two weeks
>mfw more like two days
Things might seem to be terrible right now, but keep in mind that things aways get better.
Take your time, enjoy more of yourself. You will forget him and you won't even notice.
Now, if you want to feel sexy, keep sending us pics. You are very desired here. Now if you want to, show us your pussy or ass. That would make my dick harder
You assume too much. I've just never had the experience of my emotions overpowering my sexual urges. Seems like a case of just manning the fuck up, as it were.
Damn, what a nice pair of boobs.
Care to show us more?
About the "no schlick" week you had: same shit happened with me when my GF broke with me, I got at least ten days without fapping... don't worry, the feel will go away with the time and you'll masturbate as usual.
how pathetic could you be faggot?
>One picture of girls boobs
all of /b/ is up in arms
well, i know that feel. i dated a girl for two months, had sex a couple of times, i fell in love. it was the best time and sex i've ever had in my life. now she left for china, i don't know if i will ever have that great time with her again when she returns. thinking about sex with her also makes me sad and depressed.
feels bad man
when was the last time you've fucked a girl?
Begging like a dog for some random slut ( who is most likely a guy) to post "more pics" is so pathetic it hurts.
Yeah, I'll inform my girlfriend I am a faggot like you.
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAAAAAAAR
Either way, I'm fucking someone at that address tonight
Alright guys i'm heading out, will record vids of anal rape
Dis gun be gud.
To think this all started because I wanted to get some nude by posting my number.
TAKE PHONE AND SET UP LIVESTREAM SO WE CAN WATCH LIVE
>4: extravagant respect or admiration for or devotion to an object of esteem
I'd think putting someone's body on a pedestal and calling it a monument more than falls into the category.
Improve your writing skills and stop acting like a faggot on /b/. You've got real life to fail at receiving attention from women so you don't need to do it here.
You also might want to note you're the only one crying here, about being called out on your faggotry no less.
Took a wrong turn and now i'm lost as fuck, had to pull over. I'll be there in about 15 minutes
We have to keep the thread alive somehow
Good luck dude.
Good thing I played it after your trap card was wasted
femanon gone,now we wait on a anon getting to another anon house?
I took a shit on the side of the road and when I looked it was gone
just stepped in a fucking 20 foot deep mudhole
help me you faggots
OP it seems now you are the one that will be getting anally raped tonight
some anon tries to go see OP so that he can fuck with her but ends up getting his fucking car stolen. lmao what a fucking retard you are anon. did you just leave the shit running or what?
What the fuck is even going on
What is wrong with you
I can see lights up ahead, i'm getting OP's pussy
You're a pathetic waste of energy and mass
kek, who will save this part of the thread
THIS NIGGER JUST MUGGED ME FOR TREE FIDDY! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW
We will have an old fashioned dog fight over the pussy, while she waits on the bed naked with her pussy wet and sending pheromones in the air driving us to act like mad men. I will fuck her then leave the other guy for seconds like the beta fag he is
>I will fuck her then leave the other guy for seconds
In literal seconds.
Knocking, this bitch better give me some good good