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Kinder Surprise Bread __________________ >Dubs opens the

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Kinder Surprise Bread
__________________

>Dubs opens the first one
>Trips opens the second

What will we find, /b/?
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dragon dildos
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These Kinder Surprises are from Canada
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Just fucking open them cunt
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>>597225275
roll
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>>597225275
Jimmy Hoffa
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chuck norris xD
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Open sez me
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Once they're both open, quads decides what I do with them, quints overrides all. This is only after they're open.
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>>597225998
FUCK
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>>59722527'
rawlin
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Ayyyy
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weed
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>>597226222
check'd
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>>597226199
peow
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>>597226199
Wiinrar
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>>597225275
roll
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>>597225275
hurry cunt
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>>597226199
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>>597226199
winner
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jesus
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Those are chocolate not bread you dumb fucking asshole. Stuff them up your ass
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>>597225998
re roll
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trips get
444 check 'em
>>597226444
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>>597226199
Opening
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>>597225275
check my trips bitch
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>>597226338
Your newfag is showing
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Open em ya faggot
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Look at these trips oh w8...
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ayy lmao
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>>597226456
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I have to first start with singles
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quads get
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>>597226566
Winrar
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>>597225275
Rollin but is it the same OP from this afternoon? Kinder in the pooper?
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>>597226631
Then I will power up to doubles!!
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>>597226375
I r8 your b8 0/8. Not gr8.
Captcha raept
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>>597226456
anticipation intensifies
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rowll
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Tri ps get
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>>597226199
>>597226456
It's a truck!
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please don't be trips
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>>597226697
wut
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trippy
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teg spirt
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Kindertrips get
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>>597226456
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2nd one is CP
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>>597226697
>autism
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>>597226828
My life is complete now.
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tttttttttttttttttttttttrips
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>>597226726
dubs pls
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>>597226828
Put it together
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trips get
check 'em
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Put the truck in your vagina!
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>>597226828

That's some quality fucking shit; I havn't seen that kind of thing in a Kinder in a long time.
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>>597226998
+1
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>>597226958
Fuck off cancer.
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>>597226988
>>597226998

R E K T
R
E
K
T
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trips!!
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>>597226828
a weed truck?
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>>597226828

sick that's a top notch toy
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>>597227222
faggot stole my trips
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Just open the second one already
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quints are a wee way off...
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>>597225275
if trips mill house is meme
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>>597227241
No she has to put the truck in her vagina
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is it a bird?
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check em
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like my trips?
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>>597227292
Milhouse is not a meme.
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444
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>>597227408
is it a plane?
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>>597227420
420 get
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Trips geeeeet
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555 get
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get 597227555
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555
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>>597227447
is meme
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Double weed
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>>597227494
are they dubs?
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come on 666!
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Get comfortable gentlemen, we may not get trips for a while.
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666 satan get

check 'em
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Roll
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plz
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666!
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666 get
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>>597227595
no trips
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44
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>>597227595
is OP a faggot?
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>>597226828
More truck
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>>597227665
Close!
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>>597227665
Better luck next time Santa
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777
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>>597227665
fuck anon you had one job
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Get
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quads
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>>597227734
IDK BUT CHECK THESE TRIPS
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>>597227674
lol le may mays so kewl lelele
Kill yourself
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888 get
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888
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>>597227776
topkek when you're 1 off quads
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888
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>>597227864
no
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Open it.
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open it faggot
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>>597227674

that gave me cancer
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>>597227864
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>>597227746
Take it off-roading in your vagina
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999 is for dweebs
get 000
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>>597227799
Triple dubs
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999
>>
000
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111
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check em!!!!!!
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more weed
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>>597226655
Winrar
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>>597228009
kek
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>>597227674
Die.

Also roll for Kinderanon
I'm going to buy a bunch of these when I go to Europe and stick'em in my ass.
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Kinder eggs are dangerous
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like these?
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>>597228111
FUCKING FINALLY
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>>597228111
yes
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>>597228111
there it is nigga
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111?
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>>597228111
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>>597228111
Winner
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>>597228111
Checked
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>>597228111
boop
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111
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>>597228111
Swag bitch
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>>597228111
AHHHHHHHH he got da tripps
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>>597228111
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>>597228111
Ow LAWD.
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Trips
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Ayy lmao
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So now what OP
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333
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>>597227799
holy fucking FUCK
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I'm was trying to get trips and have no idea what these eggs are.
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>>597228111
Opening the second one!
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>>597227799

Does no one see these triple dubs?
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>>597228111
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>>597228473
Sheeeeittttt
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This thread is now dedicated to telling this >>597227674 kid to kill himself
I'll start.
Kill yourself.
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>>597227776
>Santa
Wut m8
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>>597228473
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>>597228473
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>>597228473
>not eating that glorious mouth sex chocolate
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>>597228473
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>>597228616
You fuckin heard me you jolly red bitch
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>>597227674
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>>597228473
YOU BETTER BE FUCKING EATING THAT DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE SHELL
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No.597228888
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>>597228616
>father GAben
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>>597228111
>>597228473
Quads tells me what to do with them, quints overrides all.
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>>597228473
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>>597227884
>>597228153
>>597228740
you guys are doing it right
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o
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put in asshole
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>>597228844
TRIPS
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>>597228820
Well... That's some god-tier tactic...

>atleastyoutried
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>>597229093
FGT
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>>597228834
put in asshole, try to build them using only ass muscles, shit out and post results.
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>>597228834
More polar bear
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>>597228834
Up the butt
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>>597228834
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pls throw chocolate in toilet
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>>597228834
Rofl fucking throw that shit away
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>>597228834
Using the corner of one piece, penetrate your urethra.
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Yo. OP. Check em.
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Keep polar bear warm in your vagina. I can only imagine there's no ice caps on your body. The. Drive truck deep into your mud run (pooper) then drive it up to your car wash (mouth) suck clean.
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>>597229228
rolling for this
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quadcopter time!

wtf?
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>>597229163
rollin
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Polar bear in pooper
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>>597229304
>vagina
>implying
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>>597229186
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Assemble it and admire it for a few seconds.
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shove chocolate up ass
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>>597229304
Roll
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>>597229433
Gei
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>>597228834
Oh shit, got dat Coca Cola polar bear? Sweeet. I need some of this shit though. Ever since the Wonder Ball got discontinued I've needed my fucking fix. Retarded parents sueing over their own stupidity.. Exactly why we can't have nice things.
>gif related
>pretty mad now
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>>597228834
One in pooper, one in shoe, shoe on head.
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truck in pooper
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>>597229494
Still this.
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Cum on it and send it to moot
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Ehhhhhhhhhh trips^^^
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eat chocolate and play with toys
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>>597229373
Guacamole idiot.
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checkem
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>>597229456
We're you not on b a few hours ago? When she did this same thing but with different toys.
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>>597228602
Sorry im kill i think it will be funny
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>>597229537
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Make it rude the truck around
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Set on fire
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>>597229764
Ride
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>>597228834
Shit on em and mold into kinder cock.
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eat it pics or it didnt happen
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>>597228834
>fap on truck, in pooper
>shit on polar bear, in urethra
>pic with egg halves smeared onto chest
>timestamp
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Put in nose
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like my quads?
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polarbear in anus with pics

>>596229999
>>597230000
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Tape on genitalia
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>>597226721
Different OP
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into your butt they go!
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That polar bear is looking for refuge desesperately in your butt hole.
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>>597229989
wowwww so close
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egg in pooper'
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Diorama
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>>597229988
i admire your triple dubs
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>>597229928
roll for this
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>>597229304
Reroll
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>>597229735
No...
I was outside. Bad idea I know, but it had to be done.
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Reqd it a story post vid
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>>597229996
So close
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polar bear in pooper
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>>597229996
so close..yet..so far away
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Don't do anything
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>>597229996
Fuck
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>>597230111

we already had trips
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>>597230043

roll
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>>597230111
Winrar
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Smear chocolate on tits and post pic
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>>597230113
All is forgiven, but now you know the secret of the op.
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Throw them out the window
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