I just found something out. The average European red fox's

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solid plan

>>597100244
Not even sure what the hell is going to happen next in this thread, but I'm gonna lurk anyways

>>597100244
Also I would really really love to make her pregnant and have kits, but alas: human cum doesn't work on fox ovaries. So this might be difficult but what I think could work is I'll get some fox cum somehow and using a syringe designed for oral medicine, inject fox semen into my urethra before I mount the vixen. Then she should get pregnant with it when I cum.

It's the only way.

>>597100244
Im intrigued

>>597100679
You're a beautiful madman OP. Please tell us more about your mind.

>>597100244
you better keep us updated

>>597100905
Not much to tell, really. These are my desires and I will not let anything stand in my way of achieving them.

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>>597100244
whatever bro

>>597100244
all furfags need to die

>>597100985
are you going to restrain it

you must be fucked in the head to think something like that.

>>597101107
this ones going to die getting his dick ripped off

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>>597100244
Go for it OP, tell us about it when you return.

I hope it works, and that she doesn't tear your dick off because wild animal.

>>597100244
>9 is the ideal massive penis size that a human woman wants
wat?

Achieve your goals, OP! We believe in you!

are you sure about the size-thing?
it seems quite small:
http://www.videoszoofilia.org/video/10590/pussy-fox

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>>597101187
At first maybe, if she's nervous. But she will not need any restraining after she discovers exactly what she's getting.

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Walt Disney was the allfather furry.
All furry descends from him.

>>597100497
Replying isn't lurking

>>597101397
I'll gently stretch her out first, for maybe 15-20 minutes. She should gain a whole lot more volume after that.

>>597101459
how soon can we expect pictures?

also this
>>597101397

>>597101567
>Not the guy you replied to
True, but in the case of a thread such as this, it seems like he's acknowledging how he finds it disturbing, yet interesting

>>597101107
Don't worry. If OP doesnt get his dick ripped off it's going to fall off by itself.

>OP doesn't realize how filled with diseases that will brutally murder you foxes are

>>597101627
See >>597101600. A bit of fingering first should help.

>>597100244
>9 is the ideal massive penis size that a human woman wants

What's it feel like to be such an obvious virgin?

>>597100679
Can you not use it as lube?
Should have the same effect.

>>597101837
Dude wants to fuck a fox, wasn't it already obvious?

>>597101912
Yes, but it's just not the same. I need to make her pregnant by finishing inside her and sowing the seeds of vulpine life in her womb.

>>597102107
you're sick and disturbed. i like you

>>597102310
Thanks, I like you too.

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>>597102107

>>597102366
what will you do with the cubs?

>>597103094
Fuck 'em and eat 'em.

>>597103094
Don't listen to him. >>597103188 He's not me.
They're my children! What else would I do? Love them, care for them, feed them and raise them.

>>597103188
you'll eat your fox babyies why

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You may not be fucking reptiles, but I still love you.

>>597103336
good.

are you some sort of furry?

>>597103353
The problem with an ID-less board is that you can never tell whether someone's impersonating someone else. I'm sorry you had to read a comment like that, and I ensure you that I intend to do no such thing.

>>597103565
No, I don't think so. What makes someone a furry?

>>597103571
adds to the fun

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can't wait for results

give us a name OP. A sigil. anything that we may remember you by

>>597103701
You can call me Christopher.

>>597103618

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry

do you identify with anything listed here

Just use a tripcode mang

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>>597103860
Well, there's nothing wrong with the occasional anthropomorphic character. I think perhaps my love for the fox world may have been fed in my young age by various anthropomorphic foxes.

>>597104016
tripcodes don't work on /b/ faggot

>>597103755
set up something in your house and take picture of it then the next time you make a thread take a picture of it from a different angle/position.

>>597104067
yes, no?
>>597104207

>>597101107
Letem it will be new gif deranow for

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Yiff in hell furfags.

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>>597104627
My lamp.

>>597105156
that'll work. i'll be looking out for you

>>597100679
godspeed OP, you wonderful sick bastard

>>597100244
good luck with rabies and the parasite Echinococcus granulosus that has 98% chance to kill a human

Neat plan op. Hope you don't get some illness from it.

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>>597100244

op you do know that there are pet fox breeds right? probably easier than trying to capture and fuck a wild agressive and possibly deseased animal.

>>597100244
Actually the average human penis length is about 5.5''-5.4''

>>597104145
>implying anyone on /b/ is anything but a faggot

>>597100244
stool cory, bro,

>seriously i would write fables of your legends

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are you fucking retarded?? that fox will bite your dick off

>>597105742
Yes, but they're simply too expensive. I'll give my bride a quick clean and she'll be fluffy and silky as anything.

>>597105779
Thanks for the self-esteem boost.

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>>597105742

hey the length may be one thing but you have to consider the girth- human cock might shred that shit ya know

Have you actually ever SEEN a fox's vajayjay, OP?

>>597106066
>so find a plump-ass fox

>>597106066
I've accounted for that. >>597101600

>>597106082
Also, I should add that these foxes are pretty big, as foxes go.

>>597106055
>>597106257
>>597106149
>>597106082
>>597106066
>>597106042
>>597106055
let the thread die it's time has come

>>597106446
You're not the boss of me.

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>>597106446
NO

no saig 4 u

>>597106257
I was asking because I was hoping you posted some pictures of fox pussy

Jeez anon take a hint

Christopher, don't forget to return with pics

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>>597106822
Just for you

>>597107078
I will not forget.

>>597107240
Did you think this would sate me? No, anon. I require more.

>>597100244
>Foxes ARE fuckable

Yea no shit, you basically just have to ask.

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>>597107432
All I've got. I know, amigo, it's not enough.

Please someone archive this. And post it when op comes back with results

>>597107761
got it

that lamp better be him

>>597105156
fuck ive seen a lamp like that before what country is OP in????