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I just found something out. The average European red fox's

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I just found something out.

The average European red fox's penis size is 4 inches. The average human penis size (also my own!) is 6 inches.

6 inches is 150% the size of 4. 150% the size of 6 inches is 9.

9 is the ideal massive penis size that a human woman wants, and therefore 6 is the ideal massive penis size that a female fox wants.

Foxes ARE fuckable. And she would love it.

There are lots of foxes in the forest just about 30 minutes away. I've seen one; they're absolutely beautiful. Flawless.

So my plan is: I'm going to rent a cabin or something close by. Then I'm going to find my vixen bride and slowly court her with food and patience. Then, when she's hooked on me, we'll do nothing but fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, and fuck for weeks.
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solid plan
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>>597100244
Not even sure what the hell is going to happen next in this thread, but I'm gonna lurk anyways
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>>597100244
Also I would really really love to make her pregnant and have kits, but alas: human cum doesn't work on fox ovaries. So this might be difficult but what I think could work is I'll get some fox cum somehow and using a syringe designed for oral medicine, inject fox semen into my urethra before I mount the vixen. Then she should get pregnant with it when I cum.

It's the only way.
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>>597100244
Im intrigued
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>>597100679
You're a beautiful madman OP. Please tell us more about your mind.
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>>597100244
you better keep us updated
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>>597100905
Not much to tell, really. These are my desires and I will not let anything stand in my way of achieving them.
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>>597100244
whatever bro
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>>597100244
all furfags need to die
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>>597100985
are you going to restrain it
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you must be fucked in the head to think something like that.
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>>597101107
this ones going to die getting his dick ripped off
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>>597100244
Go for it OP, tell us about it when you return.

I hope it works, and that she doesn't tear your dick off because wild animal.
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>>597100244
>9 is the ideal massive penis size that a human woman wants
wat?
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Achieve your goals, OP! We believe in you!
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are you sure about the size-thing?
it seems quite small:
http://www.videoszoofilia.org/video/10590/pussy-fox
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>>597101187
At first maybe, if she's nervous. But she will not need any restraining after she discovers exactly what she's getting.
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Walt Disney was the allfather furry.
All furry descends from him.
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>>597100497
Replying isn't lurking
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>>597101397
I'll gently stretch her out first, for maybe 15-20 minutes. She should gain a whole lot more volume after that.
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>>597101459
how soon can we expect pictures?

also this
>>597101397
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>>597101567
>Not the guy you replied to
True, but in the case of a thread such as this, it seems like he's acknowledging how he finds it disturbing, yet interesting
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>>597101107
Don't worry. If OP doesnt get his dick ripped off it's going to fall off by itself.

>OP doesn't realize how filled with diseases that will brutally murder you foxes are
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>>597101627
See >>597101600. A bit of fingering first should help.
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>>597100244
>9 is the ideal massive penis size that a human woman wants

What's it feel like to be such an obvious virgin?
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>>597100679
Can you not use it as lube?
Should have the same effect.
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>>597101837
Dude wants to fuck a fox, wasn't it already obvious?
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>>597101912
Yes, but it's just not the same. I need to make her pregnant by finishing inside her and sowing the seeds of vulpine life in her womb.
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>>597102107
you're sick and disturbed. i like you
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>>597102310
Thanks, I like you too.
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>>597102107
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>>597102366
what will you do with the cubs?
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>>597103094
Fuck 'em and eat 'em.
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>>597103094
Don't listen to him. >>597103188 He's not me.
They're my children! What else would I do? Love them, care for them, feed them and raise them.
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>>597103188
you'll eat your fox babyies why
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You may not be fucking reptiles, but I still love you.
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>>597103336
good.

are you some sort of furry?
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>>597103353
The problem with an ID-less board is that you can never tell whether someone's impersonating someone else. I'm sorry you had to read a comment like that, and I ensure you that I intend to do no such thing.
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>>597103565
No, I don't think so. What makes someone a furry?
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>>597103571
adds to the fun
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can't wait for results

give us a name OP. A sigil. anything that we may remember you by
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>>597103701
You can call me Christopher.
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>>597103618

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry

do you identify with anything listed here
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Just use a tripcode mang
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>>597103860
Well, there's nothing wrong with the occasional anthropomorphic character. I think perhaps my love for the fox world may have been fed in my young age by various anthropomorphic foxes.
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>>597104016
tripcodes don't work on /b/ faggot
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>>597103755
set up something in your house and take picture of it then the next time you make a thread take a picture of it from a different angle/position.
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>>597104067
yes, no?
>>597104207
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>>597101107
Letem it will be new gif deranow for
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Yiff in hell furfags.
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>>597104627
My lamp.
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>>597105156
that'll work. i'll be looking out for you
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>>597100679
godspeed OP, you wonderful sick bastard
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>>597100244
good luck with rabies and the parasite Echinococcus granulosus that has 98% chance to kill a human
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Neat plan op. Hope you don't get some illness from it.
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>>597100244
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op you do know that there are pet fox breeds right? probably easier than trying to capture and fuck a wild agressive and possibly deseased animal.
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>>597100244
Actually the average human penis length is about 5.5''-5.4''
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>>597104145
>implying anyone on /b/ is anything but a faggot
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>>597100244
stool cory, bro,

>seriously i would write fables of your legends
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are you fucking retarded?? that fox will bite your dick off
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>>597105742
Yes, but they're simply too expensive. I'll give my bride a quick clean and she'll be fluffy and silky as anything.

>>597105779
Thanks for the self-esteem boost.
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>>597105742
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hey the length may be one thing but you have to consider the girth- human cock might shred that shit ya know
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Have you actually ever SEEN a fox's vajayjay, OP?
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>>597106066
>so find a plump-ass fox
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>>597106066
I've accounted for that. >>597101600

>>597106082
Also, I should add that these foxes are pretty big, as foxes go.
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>>597106055
>>597106257
>>597106149
>>597106082
>>597106066
>>597106042
>>597106055
let the thread die it's time has come
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>>597106446
You're not the boss of me.
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>>597106446
NO

no saig 4 u
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>>597106257
I was asking because I was hoping you posted some pictures of fox pussy

Jeez anon take a hint
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Christopher, don't forget to return with pics
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>>597106822
Just for you

>>597107078
I will not forget.
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>>597107240
Did you think this would sate me? No, anon. I require more.
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>>597100244
>Foxes ARE fuckable

Yea no shit, you basically just have to ask.
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>>597107432
All I've got. I know, amigo, it's not enough.
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Please someone archive this. And post it when op comes back with results
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>>597107761
got it

that lamp better be him
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>>597105156
fuck ive seen a lamp like that before what country is OP in????
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