I just found something out.
The average European red fox's penis size is 4 inches. The average human penis size (also my own!) is 6 inches.
6 inches is 150% the size of 4. 150% the size of 6 inches is 9.
9 is the ideal massive penis size that a human woman wants, and therefore 6 is the ideal massive penis size that a female fox wants.
Foxes ARE fuckable. And she would love it.
There are lots of foxes in the forest just about 30 minutes away. I've seen one; they're absolutely beautiful. Flawless.
So my plan is: I'm going to rent a cabin or something close by. Then I'm going to find my vixen bride and slowly court her with food and patience. Then, when she's hooked on me, we'll do nothing but fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, and fuck for weeks.
Also I would really really love to make her pregnant and have kits, but alas: human cum doesn't work on fox ovaries. So this might be difficult but what I think could work is I'll get some fox cum somehow and using a syringe designed for oral medicine, inject fox semen into my urethra before I mount the vixen. Then she should get pregnant with it when I cum.
It's the only way.
Go for it OP, tell us about it when you return.
I hope it works, and that she doesn't tear your dick off because wild animal.
At first maybe, if she's nervous. But she will not need any restraining after she discovers exactly what she's getting.
Walt Disney was the allfather furry.
All furry descends from him.
You may not be fucking reptiles, but I still love you.
The problem with an ID-less board is that you can never tell whether someone's impersonating someone else. I'm sorry you had to read a comment like that, and I ensure you that I intend to do no such thing.
can't wait for results
give us a name OP. A sigil. anything that we may remember you by
Well, there's nothing wrong with the occasional anthropomorphic character. I think perhaps my love for the fox world may have been fed in my young age by various anthropomorphic foxes.
are you fucking retarded?? that fox will bite your dick off
Just for you
I will not forget.
All I've got. I know, amigo, it's not enough.