Alright guys, I'm at this shitty business competition thing, and they want us to tweet about it while were here using the hashtags #R6RLC15 and #WIFBLA. Theyre going to be monitoring these, and a bunch of children will probably be viewing it. I am going to be stuck here until 4 with nothing to do, so I'm going to try to cause some ruccuss.
Here's a pamphlet they were giving out
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU WERE THE FUCKING OP THOUGH NIGGER?
HOW DO YOU WE KNOW YOU WERN'T SOME NORMIE AT THE CONFERENCE WHO STUMBLED ACROSS /b/, FOUND THIS THREAD AND IS NOW PRETENDING TO BE OP?
Remember when /b/ wasn't boring shitfucks that made trap threads all day?
Why do you guys give a shit? Just do it for lols. OP gives you this great opportunity to fuck with a ton of people. Quit jerking off to rule 34 comics and just play the game, fags.
That warms my heart more than you can possibly realize.
Bumping for potential.
Props for delivering shoe.
I will never understand why people keep making hashtags for conferences and shit.
You KNOW it's getting bombed, are they deliberately trying to create a breeding ground for lulz?
Are they ancient /b/-tards giving back to the community?
Post pics of
1. epic hairline
2. A smiley face drawn on your nipple
I will in return spam the twitter with images of dicks, goatse and interracial porn with captions saying CONFERENCE CLOSED DUE TO AIDs
I have three bot accounts btw.
oh, sorry about your luck anon! You almost called out a samefag.
How you get my adress bigga ? This has got to be my mate micchael right?
4chan X and grease monkey
Now back to people who are not pretending to be retards.
Check this out.
>Same receding hairline
>Same shitty scrunched up pamphlet
>Pasty weird guy sitting forever alone, not even the fatties want to be near him (to be expected from a /b/tard)
>At a leadership conference (not really the sort of place leaders need to go huh?)
The plot thickens. Unlike OPs Hairline.
No really. That is exactly what the new breed of business grads are like. They throw around words like brand, trending, engagement, conversion and Taylor Swift. And clueless old greybacks are hiring them because they are completely oblivious of the "new" mediums.
DO YOU HYPEFAGS EVEN INTERNETS? YOU NON CONTRIBUTING CANCER OF WEBBERY. I FU-KING HATE THEM ALL. YOU HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG, CONDESCENDING PIECE OF SHIT, HYPE FAGS.
i have an idea how about if you don't want to help you just fuck right off?
that being said, the most lulz that would possibly come from this is their responses on twitter. they most likely have someone monitoring the twitter that hand picks and chooses the tweets that show up at the confrence.
I'll still help though.
For you and those faggots calling me balding. Not doing the nipple thing sorry