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Alright guys, I'm at this shitty business competition thing,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Alright guys, I'm at this shitty business competition thing, and they want us to tweet about it while were here using the hashtags #R6RLC15 and #WIFBLA. Theyre going to be monitoring these, and a bunch of children will probably be viewing it. I am going to be stuck here until 4 with nothing to do, so I'm going to try to cause some ruccuss.
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>>596940879
>posting in potential thread.

Need timestamps faggot
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>>596941538
just do a twitter search yourself. it's legit.
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>>596941538
Here's a pamphlet they were giving out
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>>596941766
and shoe on head. How do we know you are someone actually at the coference pretending to be OP?.
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>>596941766
you write like you're 14.

Also those hashtags seem super specific.
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>>596941939
THIS

STEP UP TO THE CHALLENGE OP
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@TheHatetriot Reporting in.
https://twitter com/TheHatetriot/status/564095936092053504
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>>596941939
I remember when /b/ was fun and exciting now they want written proof and signed declarations before they do something
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>>596942101
I just looked up the hashtags they're legit,
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shoe on head
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>>596942101

They are a at a conference and only want specific people to use them, why would they not be specific?
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>>596942291
Don't give a fuck. OP wants something from us and wants to give nothing in return. Fuck him.

OP shit into something and put it on stage.
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>>596942551
Good point dear sir.
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>ITT: We write a letter to OP. One word at a time.

Dear faggot,
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>>596942101
18
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Post the results already faggot
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>>596942784
shoe
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>>596941939
Not sure what you mean but here
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>>596942895
thanks OP
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Op is alright.
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>>596942551
You are getting potential epic lolz faggot, stop the authentication police act and just fucking go
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>>596942895
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU WERE THE FUCKING OP THOUGH NIGGER?

HOW DO YOU WE KNOW YOU WERN'T SOME NORMIE AT THE CONFERENCE WHO STUMBLED ACROSS /b/, FOUND THIS THREAD AND IS NOW PRETENDING TO BE OP?
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>>596942551
>>596942711
>>596942784
Remember when /b/ wasn't boring shitfucks that made trap threads all day?

Why do you guys give a shit? Just do it for lols. OP gives you this great opportunity to fuck with a ton of people. Quit jerking off to rule 34 comics and just play the game, fags.
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>>596943113
OP gave us shoe, now stfu and send these kids to the therapist!
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>>596943175
Fuck you that's how
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>>596942895
That warms my heart more than you can possibly realize.
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>>596942895

That hairline. Shave it off faggot, you look ridiculous. Who is going to take you serious as a leader with that?
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>>596942895
tits or gtfo
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>>596942895
lmao op is bald!
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>>596943199
I already did, I tweeted some gore how do I find the link of a tweet? I'm dollar bill
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>>596943359
Here https://twitter.com/HollaAtYoDollar/status/564096885921955840
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>>596942895
>nice hairline cuck
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>>596940879
Somebody do a bomb threat
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>>596940879
Bumping for potential.

Props for delivering shoe.
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>>596943113
It is already epic fag. Someone coaxed OP putting a fucking shoe on his head.
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>>596943678
Also be specific and say that it's in a black backpack in the middle row under a chair.
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>>596943357

OP is worse than bald, he's trying to pretend he's not balding.
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OP best be posting more pics of the conference
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>>596943765
thats only cool when it happens to femanons
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>>596943778
and if you're in a different country you can't be arrested.
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>>596943247
looks like kim jong-un Oo
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>>596943934
that one on the bottom is me!
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>>596943934
Oshitnigger.jpg
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>>596943934
I will never understand why people keep making hashtags for conferences and shit.
You KNOW it's getting bombed, are they deliberately trying to create a breeding ground for lulz?
Are they ancient /b/-tards giving back to the community?
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Toasting on potential epic bread
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>>596942895
Post pics of
1. epic hairline
2. A smiley face drawn on your nipple

I will in return spam the twitter with images of dicks, goatse and interracial porn with captions saying CONFERENCE CLOSED DUE TO AIDs

I have three bot accounts btw.
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>>596944118
Please let them know and use that exact terminology. Say that they're getting bombed. Be sure to let them know where it is.
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>>596944238
>THIS
OP if you do this, it will be worth it.
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>>596943853
>implying you are not a faggot pretending to be a homophobic cis scum

Triggered.
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>>596944240
no u
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bumping in le epic thread
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checkem
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>>596944118
It's all exposure..
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>>596942895
Why hasn't anyone included this into their hashtag? OP would be noticeable as fuck with that hairline, get him hated for life
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Yall better say the raid is regards from tumblr
> patriarchy meeting muh trigger
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>>596944315
>>596944238
>samefag
>out
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>>596944118
They are an hero. Self sacrifice. They did not forget.
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>>596944457
Aye dont you be rattin out OP you narc fuck we prolly wouldnt have had this lels opportunity if it wasnt for him
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>>596944118
HEY GUIZe, I GOTS MUH LE EPIC MARKETING BACHELORS, 5 YEARS AT UNI TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE HASH TAGS FOR CONFERENCES

DEBATE ME ATHiESTS

#Marketingmajorhere #420blazeit
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>>596944457
You are the reason we can't have nice things.
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>>596944583
>out
oh, sorry about your luck anon! You almost called out a samefag.
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>>596944665
>implying you're not yourself (OP)
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Here's the collection of our labor
https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=%23R6RLC15%20OR%20%23WIFBLA&src=typd
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lel
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>>596944754
nice photoshop and shitty meme theme, fagboi
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>>596944583
get gud
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>>596944754
how ur chan green?
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>>596944840
aw, someones a little buttflustered. Its okay anon, you can still come to my birthday party.
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>>596944892
>>596944754
obviously shopped
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>>596944934
Like this
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>>596944799
Everything is getting deleted.
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>>596945078
then we post maor, thats how this works.
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>>596944951
>>596945053
take your green meems n leave, memeboi
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>>596945053
i want green chan :(
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>>596945163
Alrighty I'm gonna finish taking this poop, then I'm gonna get off mobile and make a twitter proper and join in.
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>>596945173
do you want to listen to linkin park and nirvana too, faggot
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>>596945286
In the EEEEEEND you're still a lil faaaaggot!
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>>596945286
>i dont know why
>doesnt even matter how hard you try
>keep that in mind somethin this rhyme
>i tried so hard
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>>596945383

Kelekek
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>>596945286
no budi i just want a greeen chan!
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>>596945583
One green chan sent to your adress in kentuky 23 omally st
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>>596945286
>My friend once made a thread about me listening to linkin park 30, 000 times

It is a good song though.
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>>596945781
/thread
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>>596945939
How you get my adress bigga ? This has got to be my mate micchael right?
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>>596944934
4chan X and grease monkey

>>596944995
obviously.

Now back to people who are not pretending to be retards.

Check this out.
>Samefag?
>Same receding hairline
>Same shitty scrunched up pamphlet
>Pasty weird guy sitting forever alone, not even the fatties want to be near him (to be expected from a /b/tard)
>At a leadership conference (not really the sort of place leaders need to go huh?)
The plot thickens. Unlike OPs Hairline.
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>>596945939
Ohhh shit
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>>596946052
I dont know tour friebds faggot but atleast i have a criss reference when i look for your school now little bitch
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hey op give us a status report
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>>596945939
>no city
edgelord 9001 here.
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>>596946361
Yeah whatever cunt fuck you michael go the fuck to bed its 3am haha
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>>596946093
nyoh my god
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I am skeltelon
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>>596946531
>3:00
>Kentucky is in UTC timezone
>faggot confirmed
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>>596946527
Yeah elaborate ruse only me and you in this thread and imma creep into your fucking asshole fucking asshole
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>>596946555
Nice trips but
>>596946693
Is also you, so you're a faggot.
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>>596946719
:O
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>>596946693
I don't believe you. You're fucking lying.
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>>596946833
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>>596946703
No shit fat bitch tit splitted shit smeered diarhea chip fed spit pit sack of fat shit
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>>596946928
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>>596946833
k
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>>596946555
>>596946693

but if he's a skeleton and we can't trust him, how can we trust when he says he's a skeleton?

how can we even trust you?
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>>596947006
Your a re not a faggot
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>>596946892
of course you believe him, you two are lying skeletons
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>>596946833
ITT: Accuse everyone of being a samefag
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I like how this thread derailed into samefagging and skeletons
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>>596946555
>>596946693
wat now
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>>596947460
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>>596947506
op is not a fag
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>>596947506
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>>596944017
then stop eating shit nigga
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>>596947460
Skelingtons can be very tricky anon. All you have to do is not trust them.

This guy for example is a skeleton

>>596947657
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>>596947561
>>596947506
>>596947565
SAMEFAG
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>>596947666
>>666
HOLY SHIT

>2 SPOOKY 4 ME
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>>596947780
:(
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>>596947780
not really, its easy to get that shit with so many skeleton spam
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>>596944678
No really. That is exactly what the new breed of business grads are like. They throw around words like brand, trending, engagement, conversion and Taylor Swift. And clueless old greybacks are hiring them because they are completely oblivious of the "new" mediums.

DO YOU HYPEFAGS EVEN INTERNETS? YOU NON CONTRIBUTING CANCER OF WEBBERY. I FU-KING HATE THEM ALL. YOU HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG, CONDESCENDING PIECE OF SHIT, HYPE FAGS.
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>not even my final form
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:)
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i have an idea how about if you don't want to help you just fuck right off?

that being said, the most lulz that would possibly come from this is their responses on twitter. they most likely have someone monitoring the twitter that hand picks and chooses the tweets that show up at the confrence.

I'll still help though.
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>>596948220
samefag
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>>596948470
k
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>>596948470
Fuck you skeletin
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>>596948292
I don't trust you
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I remember when /b/ would jump on these threads just for the lolz.
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i think this is my final form....
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It is the only way to ward off skelingtons
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i am a nigger
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>>596949038
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>>596949123
thank you mr skeletal
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>>596949123
nigger
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>>596949123
no YOUR a nigger
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I am not a skeleton, trust me
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>>596949123
NIGGER!!!
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>>596949123
alahu akbar
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>>596947972
oh no
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>>596949693
nigger
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>>596944238
For you and those faggots calling me balding. Not doing the nipple thing sorry
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>>596949693
gtfo nigger
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>>596949919
do it faggot
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>>596949919
this isn't OP. I can tell, the first photo had a shoe on head. This one doesn't.
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>>596949919
>thread is rekt

Smiley on nipple might save it
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Guess what faggots
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>>596950575
>>596944238
Here
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>>596951397
OH SHI-

AM I A SKELETON?
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>>596951397
oh no
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>>596951397
Good luck bitch. Goatse already took my soul.
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Rate my cat /b/
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>>596951397
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