In playing The Sims 3, I couldn't help but notice all the misogyny and oppression in the game. I created a warrior to rid Sunset Valley of its social injustices. Will be documenting for the education of b-kind.
I thought, how should I start my first day? The park, of course! No one could be so misogynist in a place so beautiful, right? WRONG. Misogyny is everywhere.
A "man" came up to me and said "What a beautiful day". I was immediately triggered. He just assumes that my idea of what beauty is must match what HE finds beautiful? All days are beautiful. I did my best to point out his sexist flaws to him, but, as always, he was just to closed minded to get it.
>Feminist here, I approve of this thread
I started getting angry. All I could see was red, and I was without a keyboard in front of me, I was almost defenseless. I had to use the only weapon I had left. I attempted to punch the ignorance out of this meninist. After a few good blows, he actually had the audacity to put his hands on me! I knew from the start he was a woman beater. I felt so abused. I was almost certain this would end in rape. I left that situation with my head held high like the proud womyn I am.
I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti feminest threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.
You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.
After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.
Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.
Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and probably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
you have my attention and curiosity, OP
>roleplay feminist thread
My kinda thread!
I knew that the only way to survive as a womyn in this cruel world, I had to bulk up. My curves may be beautiful, but they only hit so hard. I made my way to the gym across the street, but, as usual, things didn't go according to plan.
I came here to empower myself, but what I saw only took me down further. Not even a minute into this building, and skinny privilege is flaunted into my face. There is literally no escape. Ugh.
I politely informed her of her privilege, and tried to educate her on how to properly check it. She didn't take it well at all. She called me the b-word and walked away. This poor womyn had succumbed to internalized misogyny. I made my way out of there as well. I felt sick to my stomach, and was in no longer in any mood for exercise.
I do realize that, which makes it even funnier
>educate her on how to properly check it
I fucking lost it
I needed to relax. I thought back to my college days, where me and my sisters from my Gender Studies courses would all head to the modern art museum. A place of such class and such intellect was the exact safe haven I needed... Or so I thought...
My eyes and my femininity were fully and simultaneously assaulted once inside. Proudly on display in the building was the statue of an undressed womyn, coated in yellow and black. Many people tried to find the symbolism behind it, but they were all ignorant and blind to the truth that I found. The yellow represented society's over-sexualization of the female form, while the black stood for her scars from the constant slut shaming. My PTSD consumed me. My limbs gave in as I blacked out from oppression, rage, and slight digestive discomfort from the 6 vegan hotdogs from the local coffee shop.
YES YES YES YOU FAT BITCH, WHEN YOU AWAKEN MY COCK WILL BE THROBBING BETWIXT YOUR FAT CUNT FOLDS
>6 vegan hotdogs
top fucking kek
thank you based OP
first thread I've stayed over 5 minutes in, in months
I opened my eyes. No one around had even noticed my internal struggle. I was lost and alone. Everywhere I looked I saw oppression, until someone walked in who would change my life forever...
Easily the BEST thread of 2015 so far OP!
Thread is archived here:
>below average feminazi jokes
>like three people like it
>everyone else follows suit and desperately tries to fit in by calling it the funniest thing ever
oh look someone new
>privilege sensors activated
>whiteprivilege.exe not found
>maleprivilege.exe not found
>she could be a shitlord but it's worth an investigation
>go up and introduce yourself in the only acceptable manner
>"what are your pronouns you thin fuckhead?"
To my surprise, I spotted a local celebrity across the museum. It was the one and only, Niggy Von Coxx, my favorite drag queen from the city's most popular LGBTQIA bar. I didn't know how exactly to strike up conversation with a drag queen, but I had seen enough RuPaul to pick up the lingo. I said, "Gurrl, your performance last Friday was absolutely fierce". Oh how ignorant I was....
>NIGGY VON MOTHERFUCKING COXX
>WITH TWO X'S
>The meme, analogous to a gene, was conceived as a "unit of culture" (an idea, belief, pattern of behaviour, etc.) which is "hosted" in the minds of one or more individuals, and which can reproduce itself, thereby jumping from mind to mind. Thus what would otherwise be regarded as one individual influencing another to adopt a belief is seen as an idea-replicator reproducing itself in a new host. As with genetics, particularly under a Dawkinsian interpretation, a meme's success may be due to its contribution to the effectiveness of its host.
>cabinet full of woman
>nobody understands economy
>NSA at crunchtime 24/7 to eradicate the vile oppressive men
>Economy collapses, still blame the patriarchy
>Every city turns into ferguson
>White people have to form a resistance
Niggy was furious.
"Excuse me!? Did you dare misgender me? My pronouns are 'ze', 'zir' and 'zirself'. And don't you fucking dare appropriate nigdrag culture with your language. Honey, you better go home and change, because your cis privilage is showing, and it has gone severely unchecked."
Something feels samefaggy in here
jesus christ you must be the worst person to be around, i could imagine you being in every social setting pulling the same face like some dipshit in the corner when everyone else is having fun, kill yourself
>the oppressed has become the oppressor
>not posting the .gif
i'm going to be kind and assume you don't have it, don't let me catch you doing this again anon, here you go
I want to make sure I can immortalise myself with this thread
>because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot.
If feminist then dumbfuck.
You just admit you actually prostitute yourself to any man with cash and if you feel slutty you get a younger guy to make more babies with. You are a gold digging baby machine and proud of it?
No respect for men whatsoever.
I am no robot
secon response is mine, here's the screenshot, the first anon isn't lying, you massive faggot, but convincing you is like moving a 1 ton heavy boulder
I was so ashamed. I went home and I checked. I checked and checked and checked until I could check no more. After a long day of fighting oppression, it turns out I was no better. Perhaps this was for the best. It showed me that I just wasn't ready to go out into the world, or even for this level of actual human contact. I stopped going outside, I didn't even bother getting dressed much anymore. It was meaningless. The patriarchy had defeated me. I returned back to tumblr, where I truly belonged THE END
do i look beta here with my bf
I used this one, but every DLC is fucked:
>Buying EA products
>Being this retarded
I hope a train hits you on your way home from school, faggot.
T.Hanks Opie for this delicious bread. Here have sum bacon.
nah ,me and you dont look too differant i was just fucking with you ,sorry mate.
I've got no idea, when I install the game and I want to install a DLC my computer acts like I'm installing the same thing again and says that it's already installed.Gonna try to find that torrent, thanks
No worries, bud
Just found her, rachelstools is her name, but there's not many seeders left.
And don't know what's happening there, that happens to me when I have already installed simpacks in my downloads folder and select to install everything in launcher.
Btw, once you install your simpacks, you can get them out of downloads folder, don't need to keep them there. The only thing is that you can't uninstall that same content without that simpack, at least I think so. Never unistalled any content myself.
Would like to see one of these made from this thread.
>educate her on how to properly check it
Good shit, OP. Keks were had through it all.
he gettin lots of hate for telling the truth, this is all pretty low hanging fruit
>umadbro, umad? bro, bro, umadbro? umad?
>one day people who remember moot will be oldfags
this was the first thing I saw before I opened this thread and it was tainted from the start.
Is it the truth or am I just outright cynical?