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Hey /b/. I just stole 6K from my shitty job and they don't

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Hey /b/. I just stole 6K from my shitty job and they don't even know it was me, I'll probably even still show up to work on Friday (tomorrow) undetected as fuck. I am entirely confident they don't know it was me.
I work at a shitty fast food place.
Storytime?

> Work at Mcdicks
> Yes, Mcdicks actually makes 6K a day where I live.
> Borrow my stoner's friends' car while he is high as fuck
> Park in back where the door leading to the stock area is.
> Wait for an employee to come out
> Sneak my way inside, mask on
> I navigate my way to the office
> Pretty close to the backdoor
> Holyfuckingshit.jpg
> Two security bags of cash laying on the desk in the office, unguarded
> I assume the shift manager is in the bathroom
> Whatever man.
> Grab both bags, open them, see tracers in them
> Nope, take them out
> Hide both bags in my thin as fuck hoody
> Sneak the fuck out undetected
> I even had a gun but no need
> No one saw me.
> i'll have a hard time concealing a smile when I hear these dumb asses talk about this tomorrow

I literally can't believe I didn't see anyone from the backdoor, all the way to the office

Also ask me anything.
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>>594202591

bumpity bump bump
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>>594202591
Prove, it.
And don't use, "I don't wanna get caught" as an excuse. you can manage a single picture without giving yourself away.
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>>594203013

Want mask + timestamp?
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Here you go faggots.
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no money and timestanp and gun
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>>594202591
show money
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>>594204353
gun not necessary but show money with timestamp

also not cool dude using your stoner friends car man thats fucking not cool dude
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>>594204353

It was a BB gun that looked semi realistic.

Nigga, that WILL identify me I am nervous as fuck about posting mask. Also I spent most of it already, 4k out of the 6k is gone
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>>594204091
> inb4 ops work mate sees this thread
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>>594203179
That'll do
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>>594204091
that's some point break bullshit right there
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>>594204543
whered it go
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>>594202591

coomits a crime for 6k.

thinks 6k is a lot of money
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>>594204725
You're exactly fucking right. That's where I got my idea to get my mask.
Not sure why I chose Nixon, liked him the most. I've had this mask for quite a while now really.
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... so you posted the mask, there were likely security cameras filming this shit, and McDonald's corporate will know when a fucking franchise of theirs is suddenly missing 6K.

All it's going to take now are people emailing a corporate "contact us" link, or shit even a customer care one, and saying "Hey one of your US franchises just reported a 6K robbery and there's a guy who didn't work that day and was scheduled for the 23rd who did it. Here's the pic he posted and his admission of guilt."

Why do people love to brag about stupid shit like this and think they won't be caught?
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>>594204543
in a day?
are you a crackheaded nigger by any chance? Robbing mcdonalds, spending most of it on the day in question
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Dis kid getting caught for sure
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>>594202591
you should give it back OP, it doesn't belong to you
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>>594204843
6k is a lot when I was in and out within a minute

>>594204984
I work there and the "cameras" we have are mock cameras lol.

>>594204835
Xbox one ($500), 2 Sony Vaios ($700ea) Vizio 4K UHD 54 inch TV ($1200) So not exactly 4K but 3.1K
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>>594205346
fuck that. spend it all and then rob em again
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>>594205418
>xbone
>not buying a gaming rig
>not buying steam games
lel
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>>594205418
GG. If they decide to investigate employees, which is who would be the prime suspects, how the fuck are you going to explain $3k in purchases the day after the robbery?
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>>594204984

McDonald's are commonly franchised out to individual owners. That's why you can't put in for a transfer from one MCdicks to another at most places. Since they are franchised to individual owners Mcdonald's as a Corporation has no responsibility to insure the money earned from their licensee.

So in short, the owner of this Mcdonald's will likely be made to pay a portion of that money back to McDonald's corporation. Not sure how it works exactly but I think a portion of what the store owner makes, goes to the corporation, so he'll have to pay that portion back to them.
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>>594205684
His uncle molested him - it's his payout
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>>594205418
Look at the shit he bought. Confirmed for nigger
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>>594205418

dude u should have been smart and sat on the cash til the heat dies down.
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>>594205418

>Broke nigga working at Maccas
>Store gets robbed
>Dumb fuck employee suddenly has $4000 in brand new tech

Couldnt wait even a month to flash the cash? You are going to get caught because you're a stupid motherfucker.
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>>594204984
Shut the fuck up nigger fuck. You are a sack of shit. This is anonymous shit, not bragging. Fuck your life for not recognizing this great achievement, Op fucking stole a negligible fraction of a corporate giant's money, a fraction that will make him able to buy many great things, while McDonald's will not feel anything and will continue to profit off of killing Americans...
If op isn't fucking lying.
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>>594205649

Already had PS4, and a decent gaming rig.
My steam library is fairly full.
My rig is i7 4770 8 core CPU and Geforce GTX 760, that's the short hand version I don't want to get too much into details on it

>>594205684
I'm not telling anyone that I work with/know. Also right now they are hidden at my stoner friend's house that is always high. So if they find the stuff, they'll think this guy robbed Mcdicks and he'll have no idea what's going on because he is a piece of shit stoner


...All though if that happened I have enough dignity to confess so he wouldn't spend 10+ years in prison for a crime he didn't commit.
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>>594204091
nice exif data
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>>594205840
No, I'm white. Not mixed, both parents were white

>>594205911
I robbed them a month ago...posting on here because people don't seem to be talking of this crime much so I figured this was a good time to post

>>594205951
It's been a month, I'm not a dumb shit
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>>594206125
>...All though if that happened I have enough dignity to confess so he wouldn't spend 10+ years in prison for a crime he didn't commit.
Could be a great career move for him. He could escape to the Los Angeles underground, and survive as a soldier of fortune.
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>>594205955
Except it doesn't hurt the corporation, it hurts the franchise owner. They will force the owner to pay the money out of pocket.
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>>594206168
Lel, you saved my photo? My cameras got good specs huh? Nokia Lumia 1520 and takes awesome pics.
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>>594205684
This
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I gave haircuts at my school and made bank but this gay ass teacher band it
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>>594206359
That's what I am saying.
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>>594206318

>I just stole 6K from my shitty job
>I'll probably even still show up to work on Friday (tomorrow)
>1 month ago


Mhmm
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>>594206466
I mean the GPS data :^)
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>>594206550
Who the fuck is I
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>>594206699

Okayy you caught me, It was a day ago at closing time ( a little after).
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>>594206125
Bull shit op your the kind of pussy that would let your "friend" goto jail. Your gonna get cough anyway.. and what a waste of money.. sorry mate your just to stupid to get away with it
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>>594206757
This is OP.

>>594206708
Lol are you going to report me to the cyber pigs?
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>>594206708
Post em if you got em.
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>>594206814

Next step is to admit you are in fact a dumb shit
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>>594206826
I'll get away with if I am completely confident I will
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>>594206911
dubs say its true. check em
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>>594206318
>just stole

>still show up to work on Friday (tomorrow)

>month ago
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They'll figure it out. Criminals always return to the scene of the crime.
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>>594207187
Unfortuantly I have to to not raise suspicion.
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>>594207187
Uhhhh op works there obviously he gonna go back hah?
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>>594202591
The mcfags I worked at in highschool pulls in 6k on a slow lunch. Tell your assholes to get their shit together
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i think you're going to get caught, it was honestly a bad idea.
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>>594202591
better hope u hid ur ip ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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>>594207862
Are you the Cyber pigs? I'm not even on a fucking proxy.
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>>594206898
You'll find out at work tomorrow. ;^)
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>>594207374
By returning... To the scene of the crime... And faking surprise: "hay, who would done did that shit?"...

>>594207464
Real criminals don't "shit where they eat". (Literally, for the extra joke)
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>>594207928
you dumb shit, now you're really screwed
>mfw you get caught tomorrow
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>>594208027
Lol who says I will show up tomorrow?
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>>594206125
That's 4 cores you nigger. 8 threads fuckwit.
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>>594202591
I just bet someone $20 you're a nigger OP.

Pic of arm and timestamp please?
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>>594208111
You did, at the end.

See
>>594202591
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>>594208111
the trips say ur the one who doesn't show up das scetch af :3
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>>594208298
No.

>>594208304
Maybe, I'm unsure of my next move honestly. Probably will
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>>594202591
Hey its me. Your so called stoner friend you fuck. I want half of the profit or I'm ratting you out.
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>>594208431

Ok where do you want to meet?
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>>594208431
fake friend is fake.
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>>594208431
>already spent 3.1k
>you get 2.9k
>its not half
>kek
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you have to go in otherwise you blow your cover dumbass... you gotta go in for like one more week then its safe to quit i think. and dont spend that shit for a fucking while. under the fucking mattress
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"It's been a month" but "probably still going to go to work tomorrow" which is it op?
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>>594208111
If you don't show up tomorrow, police will have your name at the top of the suspect's list.

Not that it will really matter, since you've been doxxed already. Moron.
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>>594204984
This. All someone has to do is send this thread to Maccas Corporate, they'll find out which store got robbed of 6k and then they'll figure out which employee it was quick enough.
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Went to work one day. Shop Locked by Cops. Boss had cleaned out the bank and skipped town, one step ahead of the cops. Cops told us we could get in line behind everyone else he owed money to. We went back and broke in to the shop and cleaned it out. Tools, supplies, everything...gone. The banks could fight over the 'assets' but the workers got freakin' PAID.
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>>594208588
holy shit you're retarded
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>>594205346
I kek'd
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>>594202591
you done fucked up this time, last time you took 23k, your need to up your game.

Well at least you learnt from all the holes poked in your story the last time you posted this fantasy.
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>>594208669
nope he has to stay there for at least 6 months and then give a two week.
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>>594208949

What the hell are you talking about?
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He wants his cheddar back........
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I'm fucking sure this shit didn't even happen at this point. Just some 15 year old trolling again.

rest of the money + the same timestamp you showed for the mask.
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Kek look at his shitty table from the timestamp picture. Should have a bought a new table you fag.
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>>594209644
I'm at my stoner friend's house, using his table while he is high as fuck.

Gonna leave the money here too, just in case i am tracked so he can go down for it and get a mugshot while he is high.
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>>594205840
I agree. Could have used that money more wisely and this is probably why you work at McDonalds in the first place. You buy stupid shit whenever you get money and you have no talents or skills that would warrant you a nice job, therefore you have to work a shitty job and steal. OP is a fucking parasite poorfag and always will be.

>tfw you'll always be a pleb
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>>594203179
AWW YEAH OP

If you deliver, you are not a fag.
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>>594209974
nice autism
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lel u dumb as fuck op, mcdonalds and any other big franchise work closely with private investigators and work theft/fraud agencies, they'll probably start spying on every worker and find out its you

>work at gap
>used 3 different credit cards with my employee card
>get a call from an investigation wanting to meet with me to talk about that
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>>594209918
kill yourself
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>>594202591
Wasn't it BurgerKing yesterday?

Fake and gay.
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>>594206814
Since you're rostered on tomorrow, that shortens the list of potential suspects even further.
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>>594209944
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>>594208111
Then you'll look even more suspicious, rofl.
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>>594209944

A pleb that has more cash than you lmao.
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What did the tracers look like?
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>>594202591
You own a mask. Big fucking deal. Post a pic of the money.

This people are teasing you about hacking- but I'm sure some bright soul already e-mailed McD customer service.
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>>594206125
>Steam
>"full"
Kek I have 120+ games and want MORE.
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>>594211284

What the fuck are you on about hacking?
I'll post a pic of my high as fuck friend that hardly knows where he is at surround by money if you post a pic of your face
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Thats wierd, I saw the same lame ass thread last week, and the week before. Why put the same fucking copypasta on /b/? I sincerely hope you kill yourself.
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>>594210975
When your 6k is gone, then what? If by chance you don't get caught, which you probably will because you're a moronic nigger bragging about your crimes, then what? You're going to go back to making $7.25/hour slaving away for fucking minimum wage because you're too stupid to do anything else. Do you think I really care that a thief has more money in his hands then I do? Drug dealers make probably 100k/year but does that mean I want to be one? No. Because I'm not a piece of shit like you; I work for my money. And that work brings in far more than your minimum wage ;p;
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>>594206168
>nice exif data
bad troll is bad

no exif data on any images on 4chan for quite some time now
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>>594211890

Not sure but it will last be a year to figure it out and if not I can sell weed.
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