/b/ I need some help figuring out what I just pulled out the side of my dick with tweezers. It's a small, white fiberous ball, I dunno what the fuck it is
Looks like cancer.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Don't worry OP, I've been in this position before. Most Strip joints make you pay for the dances before you get them, not after. This place I was at made you pay after, and I shit you not the dance was supposed to be 20 mins, and it was so terrible I fell asleep, and woke up. 2 hours went by and I was still in the dance lounge. Since I was still back there they technically had to charge me for the time. Bitch wasn't even there when I woke up haha. Owed $500. I was in NC at the time for a work project and hadn't gotten paid yet. I had no credit card. I was fucked. I knew it. So after talking to the owner which was brought to me, he said I can either find some kind of way to pay, or they would call the police and I'd be arrested. And at this point, the acid was really kicking it..the chair I was sitting on felt like the skin of that lizard that kid Danny owned in the 4th grade. What would Horatio Alger do..So I sat and was shaking in fear, I knew I was fucked. Out of blind savage ambition, I rambled something off to the owner and he nodded approval. Next thing I knew, I was in high stockings and stillettos, nothing more, riding the pole. I was dancing all night to pay off my insane tab. A man asked me to give him a dance, and I knew one more private dance I gave would pay off my tab. so I took him into the champagne room and rode him like a stallion. I grabbed his throbbing and told him, I'm gonna want a little more. He said, what else, completely seduced. I put my mouth up to his ear and said..About tree fitty.
Its just a cyst. The near perfect sphere shape gives it away. Make sure you clean the wound where it came from. Careful with them sometimes cuz what you think is a cyst could just be a follicle. Clean your balls better, especially after sweating.
I have like 2 of those in my dick as well. They are caused by trauma to the penis, and I had a circumcision and a few other surgeries on my dick when I was young, so I can only assume thats where they came from. I'm not a mentalist so I haven't pulled them out with fucking tweezers.
Sorry, it's hard to get a pic without it being blurry.
Is it an egg?
Should I pop it and see what's inside?
Right side of it near the top of the shaft, it was sorta embedded into the muscle and this happened before too in the same spot, but last time I popped it
Well the last dick pearl I had was aborted
I don't want them to harvest my pearls, I mean, there's so many possibilities with them
If that's the case, aliens have definitely planted their egg sacks in the end of our penis hoping you will have sex with a woman to plant their own offspring inside of her. I think you just dodged a bullet but beware they would be monitoring you.
Trust me, I have my tinfoil hat on and have a PHD in ayy lmao
Looks like little mustard gas balls. Trust me, I'm jewish.
It's still bleeding maybe I should use hydrogen peroxide
LOOKS LIKE A DANK MAYMAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO