/b/ I need some help figuring out what I just pulled out the

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>>593557589
Looks like cancer.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.

>>593557804
If you would like a second opinion, then I agree that a cancer has come out of your dick.

I am also a doctor.

that's the stuff smores are made of

>>593557589
is that salt ?...

>>593557589
looks like a bb

Your dick has cancer m8

>>593558274
i will be your third opinion. it is truly cancer. i'm a dick mechanic.

Can we have a photo that isnt blurry please

Don't worry OP, I've been in this position before. Most Strip joints make you pay for the dances before you get them, not after. This place I was at made you pay after, and I shit you not the dance was supposed to be 20 mins, and it was so terrible I fell asleep, and woke up. 2 hours went by and I was still in the dance lounge. Since I was still back there they technically had to charge me for the time. Bitch wasn't even there when I woke up haha. Owed $500. I was in NC at the time for a work project and hadn't gotten paid yet. I had no credit card. I was fucked. I knew it. So after talking to the owner which was brought to me, he said I can either find some kind of way to pay, or they would call the police and I'd be arrested. And at this point, the acid was really kicking it..the chair I was sitting on felt like the skin of that lizard that kid Danny owned in the 4th grade. What would Horatio Alger do..So I sat and was shaking in fear, I knew I was fucked. Out of blind savage ambition, I rambled something off to the owner and he nodded approval. Next thing I knew, I was in high stockings and stillettos, nothing more, riding the pole. I was dancing all night to pay off my insane tab. A man asked me to give him a dance, and I knew one more private dance I gave would pay off my tab. so I took him into the champagne room and rode him like a stallion. I grabbed his throbbing and told him, I'm gonna want a little more. He said, what else, completely seduced. I put my mouth up to his ear and said..About tree fitty.

>>593557589
Had a few of those come out of my ball sac before man, no idea what the fuck they are though.

Old crusty dick cheese
Trust me i'm a affineur

>>593557589
Its just a cyst. The near perfect sphere shape gives it away. Make sure you clean the wound where it came from. Careful with them sometimes cuz what you think is a cyst could just be a follicle. Clean your balls better, especially after sweating.

>>593557589
I have like 2 of those in my dick as well. They are caused by trauma to the penis, and I had a circumcision and a few other surgeries on my dick when I was young, so I can only assume thats where they came from. I'm not a mentalist so I haven't pulled them out with fucking tweezers.

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Sorry, it's hard to get a pic without it being blurry.

Is it an egg?

Should I pop it and see what's inside?

Google this /b/ro!
Sebaceous cyst

>>593559184
Show your dick.. Where exactly you pulled it out from

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>>593559275
Right side of it near the top of the shaft, it was sorta embedded into the muscle and this happened before too in the same spot, but last time I popped it

OP, smell it. What does it smell like?

>>593559760
That's a dick pearl bro

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FFS it's an egg sac

>>593559969
aka "family jewel"

>>593559760
maybe just fat,sebaceous whatever

>>593559969
my sides

>>593559917
Smells like Blood, salt, and milk

>>593559969
no no dick pearl is the answer ahahaha

>>593559969
THIS
hahah

its some type of cyst

>>593559969
fucking kek

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>>593559184
BITE DOWN ON IT FAGGOT

>>593559969
maybe you can sell it. how much it might be worth?

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>>593559969
Well the last dick pearl I had was aborted

keep collecting them until you have enough to make a hacky sack

>>593559969
Topkek

>>593560742
that is one crusty dick

>>593560742
Jesus, go to a doctor.

>>593560742
Bro clean your fucking dick

Sell it to a remote tribe in africa

Jesus Christ, OP. How often does this happen to you?

Go to a doctor and get your cysts taken care of. Also, fucking wash your balls on occasion, fuck.

This is now a cut vs uncut thread.

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>>593560924
I don't want them to harvest my pearls, I mean, there's so many possibilities with them

>>593561199
what in gods name have you contracted

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>>593560742
Fucking dick cheese

You put tapioca in your dick?

>>593561199
OP do you have an active sex life?

How do I make sure everything is sterile and don't get an infection? Wrap a few tissues around it with antibiotic all ointment and use medical tape to hold it?

kidney stones everyone here is a retard.

>>593561199
That looks more like some kind of wart you've pulled out there.

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>>593561199

>>593561390
No, I just lay there

>>593561458
it didnt come out of him

>>593558945
/thread

>>593561536
fucking evidently

>>593557589
It's a cyst OP. Nothing to really be worried about.

>>593561536
If that's the case, aliens have definitely planted their egg sacks in the end of our penis hoping you will have sex with a woman to plant their own offspring inside of her. I think you just dodged a bullet but beware they would be monitoring you.

Trust me, I have my tinfoil hat on and have a PHD in ayy lmao

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Looks like little mustard gas balls. Trust me, I'm jewish.

>>593559969
this, now eat it to gain its strength

Smell? Also, lick and confirm taste

>>593558492
>>593557804
>>593558274

shut up faggots its clearly nigger Aids

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It's still bleeding maybe I should use hydrogen peroxide

>>593561255
He contracted dubs

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>>593557589
LOOKS LIKE A DANK MAYMAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

>>593557589
morgellons disease
you're welcome

>>593558521
Not even kind of funny