I am an IS jihad amoung the kuffar of the United States. In one hour your white house and president will be no more. We have obtained access to under the whitehouse, which we will then attack from the front, forcing the president down where we will be waiting. listen for the news, olympus will fall tonight! allahu akbar
Pic Related: I can haz mewjahids and white house soon
Why the fuck do you want to die for some one else's cause!
:yawn: yeah mmkay johnny have fun. Ahola snackbar and all that bye bye.
Can't wait to read about this on Yahoo right now.
'14 year old suburban rich kid threatens to blow up white house on 4chan pretending to be ISIS, SWAT team raids home, sets off 2 stun grenades in a crib and kills a kid. Terrorist apprehended. USA".
Man if this is real.. I have one thing to say.
Jihadists are really fucking dumb for bragging about their terrorist plans before they fucking do it.
Here's a picture of Mohammed raping a child... An event that likely happened in real life. Enjoy it. Fuck Islam. Fuck any religion of Abraham.
Kill our president, that's cool. Kill that cat and it's not cool. Your family will be dead within a day, you'll be dead within the day, your entire bloodline will be purged from this Earth.
Good day to you ISIS Jihadist. Good luck with your hunt for the master nignog.
Also, this is just a scammer trying to get butthurt 14 year olds to dox his attack site. Look at the URLs in the photo. Or it's someone trying to bring the heat on someone else, a swatting attempt.
OP is a faggot.
my brother will break the limbs one by one now
gonna post relaxing wallpapers to ease the mood here
You know reporting false threats is punishable by jail right?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
please kill our pussy ass president
only thing that will happen is the great terror rapist and jihadist murderer george bush jr will retake office and see the end of your faggot ass goat humping regime. the new democratic world order will begin soon after
i am just kidding brother :) we love our jihadi kittens!
Good, its about fucking time. If someone is going to overthrow the government its going to be some stupid fucking foreigner. Maby then we can overthrow that even dumber over thrower with something worth our while.
The disclaimer at the top of 4chan is for the website owner's protection. It does not make this website a place where it is impossible to post the truth. Obviously people have posted things like this and they have been real before. You would not face legal action for submitting a tip based off this website.
They may think you gullible and naive, but you are still simply a concerned citizen trying to do your civil duty.
Oh shucks. And he'd been doing such a swell job so far. Golly gee, I guess we'll just have to get used to other rich aristocrat who doesn't give a shit about the general populace.
It doesn't matter what age I would say I would be because there would simply be no valid reason to believe it as it clearly says only a fool would take it as a fact and this is just autistic works of falsehood
Nothing the person reported is 'false'.
Reporting this thread is making a report that an anonymous person made a threat on 4chan.org that they would attack the whitehouse.
Stating that in a report is not false.
A false report is calling 911 and saying there is someone with a gun in your house when there is not.
Yes it is it clearly says on top that everything is false you dumbass
Even if the cops would be so stupid to come over to that anon, he can still fucking point to the fucking disclaimer where it says it is false and not real
learn 2 law retards
LOL, not even you thick motherfucker.
4chan doesn't control what is posted on /b/ message boards and posting a disclaimer which states that everything posted by other people is false doesn't hold water on a legal basis.
Oh yeah, it's all fake, hurr durr. How do I know? It said so on the top of the page! I guess I can threaten to kill the president of the U.S.A. and use that disclaimer as a get out of jail free card!
Pull your head out of your ass you fuck.
Learn to law
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This means, legally, that everything below is made up. Like a novel, a book, a movie, a tv show, a cartoon etc etc etc.
You cannot call the cops on James Bond villains too you goddamn retarded motherfucker
congratulations, this trophy is for you.
You can call people retards all you want, but you are the one missing the very obvious point.
Though stories, information, and accounts posted her may be clever works of fiction, it does not change the fact that the -post itself- is made by a real, live, breathing human being. You are making a report that a human made a post on a website that contained a threat. It does not matter whether or not the information within the post is true or is acted upon. Your report is true, because you are simply stating that at this time and date, a person did in fact post this information, on this website.
There is nothing -false- about the original post in this thread. It exists. That is all that a report of this thread is claiming.
Also, if the cops went over to anons house and he had weapons, he could point to all the disclaimers he wanted, he'd still be blacked out from the face of the earth for a few years, so good luck with that defense.
So when the people made the White House Down and Olympus has fallen movies, they were actually threatening the president?
Are they in jail yet?
Top kek, goddamn you are one retired motherfucker
Brother! The hostage has been killed! Has Allah forsaken us?
By this logic, I can make a website where users submit themselves fucking minors, but just claim that all the girls are over 18 and no one will investigate.
>"Jeff, It clearly says they're 18 at the top of the page. No need to investigate if that girl taking it up the pooper is 14 or 19. Off to Dunkin' Donuts!"
You guys just need to learn to read the little letters and use your brain
When you;ll get older you will understand
If you still dont understand, call a lawyer
he will explain it to you why I am right
Pentagon already parked a plane inside itself, how can a terrorist top that?
That's good. for a while there I though the thread started by the guy who strangled his girlfriend, then planned to an hero by police was a true story. glad to see that since it was posted here, it never happened.
kuffar mods deleted the picture i posted with the bags and my jihadi kitten. outside of the white house now, can't post next move here obviously but waiting for more brothers to arrive then we move in
I wonder if there's any cat lovers in ISIS.
That would be kinda cute, wouldn't it?
Say you have this lone ISIS terrorist who will do anything to kill the president, but his HQ gets bombed right before his eyes and he realizes he kept all his stray cats there.
Heart broken he focuses on revenge for those who killed his beloved cats.
I'm sad now.
we were once attacked and went out of my way to save this kitten over a dying kafir solider, american soldiers would shoot them for fun.
hello I am kumar from jupatta, I can feed no longer my children and have many stray kittens to I know some of you might be sympathetic.
Please before you go, send your remaining money to me.
You must be new here
You know by just adjusting the image scale or cropping it or changing colors or mirroring it you can make a pic untracable right?
FUCK YOU NO I DONT I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU IF YOU EVER CALL ME AUTISTIC AGAIN
sorry forgot pic again, on mobile obviously
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>NOW DO A FAVOUR TO THE WORLD AND AN HERO
better angle, we are going under now. will try to keep updated but bigger plans are in full effect now! for my IS brothers: الله يبارك الوقت هو الآن
Man this shit is gonna be on the news tomorrow. "11 year old gets arrested for threatening to blow up white house on 4chan, claims to be ISIS"
>not beheading the cats
Obvious whatever is obvious
you see the stars over the white house motherfucker? that's my homies up there planing on some real shit.
mother of god i live near.......
BRB CALLING OBAMA HE'S GONNA KILL UR ASS FAGGOT
Everyone in this thread thinking anyone from ISIS knows or even cares about /b/
OP is fake, need more evidence pls.
and getting beheaded when they start crying about the horrible mistake they have made which would definitely happen all the time
>from all the shit they see on 4chan daily
so you mean they'll start to think traps and lolis are the most attractive things on the planet? seriously your talking out of your ass.
I think someone's going to prison or getting killed, no matter what happens. Great thread
Fake though. Op will not do it, because OP is too busy leaving the tread, fapping to hentai, and sweaty chuckle/shorting at the thread to do anything.
Will be visited by the FBI soon though.
Have fun OP.
> So uhh... Winder how many reports the FBI got. I just put one in too.
In all seriousness, OP shuddna done do this, now a team from the FBI is going to be obligated to follow this up, which is almost certainly going to be a huge waste of time.
gore makes people religious extremists? you know thats retarded, you know the vast majority of people who see that shit regularly dont want to fuck people up anymore than people who dont, and seeing a shit ton of people getting beheaded wont make it easier to do it yourself.
now please stop youre only making it worse for yourself