Hello /b/, I am an IS jihad amoung the kuffar of the United

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message to feds that will try to trace this

>>593541860
>>593542454

oh fu..........

i'm scared to even reply to this

OP hope you know they'll be at your house in a couple minutes, also illegal to talk about killing the president.

oh shit no google image results

OP the only thing that will blow tonight is your head

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>>593542673
>>593543319

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Why the fuck do you want to die for some one else's cause!

Huehuehue. Blackhawks inbound to rape OP.

>>593541860
Even though this is an obvious troll, making terrorist threats is a felony. Even behind 17 proxies you're going to jail. Enjoy the gang rape.

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DUE ETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

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>>593541860
OHSHITOHSHIT

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>>593541860
:yawn: yeah mmkay johnny have fun. Ahola snackbar and all that bye bye.

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wow its fucking nothing

Can't wait to read about this on Yahoo right now.

'14 year old suburban rich kid threatens to blow up white house on 4chan pretending to be ISIS, SWAT team raids home, sets off 2 stun grenades in a crib and kills a kid. Terrorist apprehended. USA".

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>>593541860

sage

OP is faggot.

>>593543806
im still here even though it's not a troll

>>593544096
yes posted 3 days ago for my brothers after paris :)

>>593544361
nice fail newfag

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>>593544622
forgot pic

>>593544622
OP steer clear of boston will you? i have a niece

>>593544622

Need more proof than that. OP you're still a faggot.

shit, I haven't stocked up on weapons and ammo.

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>>593544622
Man if this is real.. I have one thing to say.
Jihadists are really fucking dumb for bragging about their terrorist plans before they fucking do it.
Here's a picture of Mohammed raping a child... An event that likely happened in real life. Enjoy it. Fuck Islam. Fuck any religion of Abraham.

>>593541860
Your religion is shit. Come get me faggot.

Also sage you fucking poser.

>>593544941
It's not real. It's a scammer trying to get butthurt 14 year olds to attempt to dox his attack site.

Also, OP is a faggot.

>>593541860

Kill our president, that's cool. Kill that cat and it's not cool. Your family will be dead within a day, you'll be dead within the day, your entire bloodline will be purged from this Earth.

Good day to you ISIS Jihadist. Good luck with your hunt for the master nignog.

>>593544941
We are the Islamic State, we are not pussies who have to send drones. we humiliated all of the kuffar troops

>>593541860

4chan is the perfect place to announce this crime! The FBI stopped watching this shit in 2004

>>593545219
Except kurds.

Also, this is just a scammer trying to get butthurt 14 year olds to dox his attack site. Look at the URLs in the photo. Or it's someone trying to bring the heat on someone else, a swatting attempt.

OP is a faggot.

has it been an hour, yet?

You are just a bully >:(

leave me alone!

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>>593545194
my brother will break the limbs one by one now

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gonna post relaxing wallpapers to ease the mood here

>>593544229
You're retarded

You know reporting false threats is punishable by jail right?


The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>593541860
>>593545118
>>593545428

OP remains a faggot.

>>593545635

not your pic sand nigs.

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:^)

>>593541860
please kill our pussy ass president
only thing that will happen is the great terror rapist and jihadist murderer george bush jr will retake office and see the end of your faggot ass goat humping regime. the new democratic world order will begin soon after

>>593545684
that's very nice thank you

>>593545767
i was going to say the same thing but no google image results

>>593541860
Pics or it didn't happen

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>>593545194
>>593545635
i am just kidding brother :) we love our jihadi kittens!

>>593544622
Have fun getting vanned

>>593545715

That law is used to jail people who knowingly fake threats, not people who report some other person's threat which turns out to be fake.

>>593541860
I thought Muslims hate cats and dogs

>>593541860
u don goofed

well, it'll be funny how both OP and feds will shit their pants for 1 day..

or in OPs case, 3 more mins. Enjoy the buttfuckery in prison

OP is busy sucking dicks, post spiderman!

>>593546268

they will still me questioned, OP is only one getting arrested here

>>593546268
It clearly says that it is fake above the message and you still report it, which means you make a false threat and you will be punished by it

>>593546625

The following message is not true: "there will be a terrorist attack"

If you report this message, you are the one making a false threat m8 ;)


Do it, i dare you

>>593546511
clearly not......

Good, its about fucking time. If someone is going to overthrow the government its going to be some stupid fucking foreigner. Maby then we can overthrow that even dumber over thrower with something worth our while.

>>593541860
Good luck faggot, I just reported this thread to homeland security. In 5 minutes you'll be black bagged and sent to gitmo.

>>593546672

The disclaimer at the top of 4chan is for the website owner's protection. It does not make this website a place where it is impossible to post the truth. Obviously people have posted things like this and they have been real before. You would not face legal action for submitting a tip based off this website.

They may think you gullible and naive, but you are still simply a concerned citizen trying to do your civil duty.

>>593541860
>Implying this isn't bait
I'm shipping off to basic training next month. I made the decision to enlist for Naval special warfare to kill these faggots.

Haha OP is getting fbi at his door at 7am tomorrow,
Have fun they'l;l probably just send you to gitmo for a few years...

>>593547059

If it says that everything here is not true, than everything on here is not true.


It is fucking LAW 101 dude

>>593546511
It's because they'll fuck anything they can get their hands on, except their own cocks. Their book says its bad fiddling with your twinkie winkie

Do it nigger

>>593547186
You obviously don't know anything about law.

Fucking dumbshit.

>>593546511
Dogs, not cats.

>>593547186

You must have skipped a lot of your LAW 101 class.

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>>593541860

>>593541860
Nice. Please do it.

>>593547451
no u
It's the same as fucking calling the cops after seeing a criminal in a fucking movie retard


False threats and false reports are worse

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>>593542454

>>593547186
I have 10 niggers in my basement and 4 of them are dead already. Also I started 3 house fires last night.

>>593541860
Fuck you and your bombs

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>>593541860

Oh shucks. And he'd been doing such a swell job so far. Golly gee, I guess we'll just have to get used to other rich aristocrat who doesn't give a shit about the general populace.

>>593546511
but they'll bone a goat or tea bot quicker than they blow up at a jewish cafe,
such a strange culture

>>593547293
does this mean muslimes can fiddle with each others cocks, as long as they're "not gay"?

>>593547611

This is not true, because it clearly says so.

>>593541860
>>593541860

>>593547186
You're 12, aren't you?

>>593547922
no dude

someone deleted a post what was it?

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>>593541860
>mfw OP is underage b& getting v&

>>593547922
It doesn't matter what age I would say I would be because there would simply be no valid reason to believe it as it clearly says only a fool would take it as a fact and this is just autistic works of falsehood

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>>593546567

>>593547611
Pics?

>>593547575

Nothing the person reported is 'false'.

Reporting this thread is making a report that an anonymous person made a threat on 4chan.org that they would attack the whitehouse.

Stating that in a report is not false.

A false report is calling 911 and saying there is someone with a gun in your house when there is not.

>>593545684
Where is that picture taken?

>>593548018
a picture where op said that the bags were ready and that he was leaving and that he was 5 minutes away from the house

>>593548242
Yes it is it clearly says on top that everything is false you dumbass


Even if the cops would be so stupid to come over to that anon, he can still fucking point to the fucking disclaimer where it says it is false and not real


learn 2 law retards

>>593547575
LOL, not even you thick motherfucker.

4chan doesn't control what is posted on /b/ message boards and posting a disclaimer which states that everything posted by other people is false doesn't hold water on a legal basis.

Oh yeah, it's all fake, hurr durr. How do I know? It said so on the top of the page! I guess I can threaten to kill the president of the U.S.A. and use that disclaimer as a get out of jail free card!

Pull your head out of your ass you fuck.

>>593548464
yeah i saw it too, fuck you mods

>>593548511
Learn to law

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This means, legally, that everything below is made up. Like a novel, a book, a movie, a tv show, a cartoon etc etc etc.


You cannot call the cops on James Bond villains too you goddamn retarded motherfucker

Holy fuck guys
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/18/breakingnews/attack-on-white-house/index.html

>>593548664
broken link

>>593548664
fake and gay

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>>593548467

congratulations, this trophy is for you.

>>593548467

You can call people retards all you want, but you are the one missing the very obvious point.

Though stories, information, and accounts posted her may be clever works of fiction, it does not change the fact that the -post itself- is made by a real, live, breathing human being. You are making a report that a human made a post on a website that contained a threat. It does not matter whether or not the information within the post is true or is acted upon. Your report is true, because you are simply stating that at this time and date, a person did in fact post this information, on this website.

There is nothing -false- about the original post in this thread. It exists. That is all that a report of this thread is claiming.

Also, if the cops went over to anons house and he had weapons, he could point to all the disclaimers he wanted, he'd still be blacked out from the face of the earth for a few years, so good luck with that defense.

>>593548892
You know saying nigger is racist right?


>>593548928
>Words

Yeah thats just like your opinion man

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>>593548066
>http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/18/breakingnews/attack-on-white-house/index.html

>>593549061

b8

>>593548928
So when the people made the White House Down and Olympus has fallen movies, they were actually threatening the president?


Are they in jail yet?


Top kek, goddamn you are one retired motherfucker

>>593548928
So what if they come to hes house and he has weapons? Thats his fucking right retard

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>>593541860
Do it for teh lulz.

>>593549168

I wish I was retired, I'd be off in the florida keys instead of spending my time arguing on the internet.

But no, seriously, your comparisons are ridiculous.

>>593547186
6/10 trolling attempt, almost made me reply
fuck

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>>593541860
Brother! The hostage has been killed! Has Allah forsaken us?

>>593548650
By this logic, I can make a website where users submit themselves fucking minors, but just claim that all the girls are over 18 and no one will investigate.

>"Jeff, It clearly says they're 18 at the top of the page. No need to investigate if that girl taking it up the pooper is 14 or 19. Off to Dunkin' Donuts!"

>>593549306
>>593549316
>>593549451
You guys just need to learn to read the little letters and use your brain


When you;ll get older you will understand


If you still dont understand, call a lawyer

he will explain it to you why I am right

>>593541860
lol

>>593541860
>implying the president of the US is actually the one in control

>>593544041
>aloha snackbar

genius

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Pentagon already parked a plane inside itself, how can a terrorist top that?

>>593548650
That's good. for a while there I though the thread started by the guy who strangled his girlfriend, then planned to an hero by police was a true story. glad to see that since it was posted here, it never happened.

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kuffar mods deleted the picture i posted with the bags and my jihadi kitten. outside of the white house now, can't post next move here obviously but waiting for more brothers to arrive then we move in

>>593543093
In which country, faggot.

>>593541860
I wonder if there's any cat lovers in ISIS.
That would be kinda cute, wouldn't it?

Say you have this lone ISIS terrorist who will do anything to kill the president, but his HQ gets bombed right before his eyes and he realizes he kept all his stray cats there.
Heart broken he focuses on revenge for those who killed his beloved cats.

I'm sad now.

2 minutes...

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>>593549697

>>593549833
It's raining in DC right now faggot.

>>593545219
Fuck you, and your jew-god. Islam is just an evolution of Judaism.

>>593549833
>He actually thinks he can take down the white house


Goddamn hou are retarded


Yioull need like 300 heavily armed and trained soldiers for that to even gain access inside

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>>593549833

>>593543806
Are you new, or just a pissed-your-pants faggot?

>>593549993
That's true, because originally Jews were Arabs too.

>>593549833
holy shit

>>593550155
And both Jews and Arabs should be exterminated from the face of the earth.

>>593544229
So do we now report you for your dirty hidden camera stuff? Faggot

that would be time gentlemen.

>>593550281
That's half of the world or at least 3,5 billion.

>>593549936
Well if he's not in the US no prez is dying today.

Its been an hour

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>>593549833

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>>593549939
we were once attacked and went out of my way to save this kitten over a dying kafir solider, american soldiers would shoot them for fun.

hello I am kumar from jupatta, I can feed no longer my children and have many stray kittens to I know some of you might be sympathetic.

Please before you go, send your remaining money to me.

[email protected]

>>593549833
Blow it up!!! Come on. Behead Obama! Rape Malia and Sasha while they watch his beheading. Michelle can be used as a toilet. Go go go.

>>593548650
You literally have autism.

>>593541860
I hope you will enjoy your visit from the FBI dumbass

>>593550607
You must be new here

You know by just adjusting the image scale or cropping it or changing colors or mirroring it you can make a pic untracable right?


>>593550743
FUCK YOU NO I DONT I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU IF YOU EVER CALL ME AUTISTIC AGAIN

>>593549833
/pol/ here. Please do it.

>>593546802
Done, just for lolz.
> inb4 FBI report raid

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>>593550688

>>593550621
Still waiting for brothers, they are opening the shaft to enter under the white house.

also here is a better pic while we now wait

allahu akbar

Hello suiciders,

You know you will die on your mission please paypal [email protected] before this will be redistributed to charities

>>593550820
>I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU IF YOU EVER CALL ME AUTISTIC AGAIN

Shut the fuck up you autistic faglord.

>>593550607
read the sign in the picture its fucking mirrored dumbass

>>593547148
Make sure you are top if your class so you can copypasta without being a total fag

>>593549833
You need to learn how to troll better. You can't just go up and get that close to the white house.

>>593550820
So whats it like being autistic?

>>593551027
Ok you dun goofed now come fight me irl faggot bring all your friends and then ill come alone too

Nigga what

Bump

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>>593550966
sorry forgot pic again, on mobile obviously

>>593550820

Fucking faggot autistic nigger

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fuk

>>593550820

Damn dude, you straight autistic.

>>593551246

Dude, did you just seriously use the N-word?

Wait untill the department of anti racism hears about this

OP, you should An hero right now! The USA is coming for you!!!

signed proud American!

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>NOW DO A FAVOUR TO THE WORLD AND AN HERO

>>593551204

What's your address? I'll be over in a jiffy.

>>593551223
Every tourist is allowed to do that.

>>593543093
Not in the US, imbecile.

>>593548664
>http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/18/breakingnews/attack-on-white-house/index.html

Uh-oh!
It could be you, or it could be us, but there's no page here.

>>593551461
is that supose to prove something you fucking autistic faggot, hope op kills you retard

>>593551223
nigger even if we assume this is real (which it isnt) your ass is about to be torn to fucking shreds.

>>593551223
So "attack" is arabic for sightseeing?

>>593551461
>posting exif doesnt make you l33t hacker

>>593551659
He didnt do anything wrong retard


It clearly says everything is just make belief

>>593551466
The Arches, Villiers Street, London WC2N 6NG

get your fists prepared and meet me in the showers.

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better angle, we are going under now. will try to keep updated but bigger plans are in full effect now! for my IS brothers: الله يبارك الوقت هو الآن

>>593551461
WTF HACKER OMG THIS GUY HACKED INTO THE PHOTOGRAPH


HE MUST BE A MEMBER OF ANONYMOUS


LOOK AT ALL THIS INFORMATION HOW DID HE DO IT OMG NOW WE KNOW EVERYTHING

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>>593544229
>welcome to ALDI
lel pleb

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>mfw a /b/tard blows up the White House

>>593550010
Wrong. I saw this movie where they did it real simple.

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Man this shit is gonna be on the news tomorrow. "11 year old gets arrested for threatening to blow up white house on 4chan, claims to be ISIS"

>>593551839
NSA checks your ass anyway, because they like the smell of it.

>>593551592
op is just a wothless piece of shit anyway.

>>593551877
>>593551223

HOLY FUCK EVEN THE STARS ARE THE SAME RIP AMERICA

>>593552016

plz no bully fib

>>593543806
terrorists get into solitary for life.

reported. here is the link guys

https://tips.fbi.gov/

OP won't deliver

>>593552182
>Implying anyone on 4chan isnt already in solitary for life

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>>593544229

>>593551845

Motherfucker I ain't flying 5000 miles just to punch you in your autistic faggot face. That's some bullshit.

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>>593541860
>not beheading the cats

Obvious whatever is obvious

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>>593551877
you see the stars over the white house motherfucker? that's my homies up there planing on some real shit.

>>593551223
>images of the white house
>google images
>greyscale

>>593551223
>>593551877
>stars aligned
>no google

lol wat

Isn't whiskey hotel impervious to under ground attack anyway.......motion sensors and shit

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>>593551877

mother of god i live near.......

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>>593551581

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Screenshot this thread incase ahlaa

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>>593551877
BRB CALLING OBAMA HE'S GONNA KILL UR ASS FAGGOT

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>>593552393
Go back to cod faggot

Why would you ISIS nuts kill Obama anyway? He basically created ISIS. Without Obama, there would be no ISIS. So I mean, why kill your creator?

>>593552465
This was from American Sniper right?

>>593552322
>no image results
>picture of op was posted with his cat and phone on this thread
>NOT EVEN GRAYSCALED YOU LOSER LOL

>>593552226
>reported. here is the link guys
>https://trips.fbi.gov/

FTFY

>>593552647
uh-huh

>>593542845
I hope you're being sarcastic...

>>593545684
>1080

thanks. most faggots post 768 and that just aint no good but you're one of the good guys :^)

Omgz anonymoos blows white house like yellow van

>>593552465
wtf is with the pentagram on the wall?

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Everyone in this thread thinking anyone from ISIS knows or even cares about /b/

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lol

>>593553021
mentally challenged jews

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OP is fake, need more evidence pls.

>>593553021
why yes it is. its important to associate satanic simbols with muslims otherwise how would we know there evil, especially in an american propaganda film

>>593553109
anyone could be "from ISIS"

i could see some neckbeard flying over to sandniggerland and becoming radicalized from all the shit they see on 4chan daily

>>593553344

You must be a real faggot to become a Muslim


It would be better to just kill yourself

in this thread we wait for OP to be arrested just in time for morning news hour

>>593551877
>>593551223
>>593549833
time stamp?

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>>593553344
and getting beheaded when they start crying about the horrible mistake they have made which would definitely happen all the time

>inb4 thread pruned

So uhh... Winder how many reports the FBI got. I just put one in too.

>>593541860
breaking news: Isis allied with the hacker 4chan hatch plan to assault the white house

>>593553344
>from all the shit they see on 4chan daily
so you mean they'll start to think traps and lolis are the most attractive things on the planet? seriously your talking out of your ass.

>>593553213
>mentally challenged
>jews
Redundancy.

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>>593541860

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>>593541860
This is fucking fake

ITT: we wait for op and his friends to storm the white house and post pics of a dead obama

CIA inbound to OP's house.

Enjoy the anal rehydration, bud.

>>593553653
one was posted and had thread in the background but mods deleted it because it had bags and the cat, idk what else only glanced

>>593551461
What, no geolocation? An hero, newfag.

>>593553968
One of the images are flipped so idk if it really is real or not. This could be history bud.

>>593553939
GOOD LUCK BASED ASSAD

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>>593553954
durrr I'm retarded

This is a life changer right here boys.

>>593554165
fuck you, nigger

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I think someone's going to prison or getting killed, no matter what happens. Great thread

>>593553954
>>593554080
i've personally been to the whitehouse and have seen signs put on backwords, i actually took a picture next to that very tree with fam couple weeks ago lol

>>593553909
I was referring to gore and desensitization to inhumane things

I'm watching just in case.

>>593554259

Fake though. Op will not do it, because OP is too busy leaving the tread, fapping to hentai, and sweaty chuckle/shorting at the thread to do anything.

Will be visited by the FBI soon though.

>>593545684
nigga that aint relaxing at all- all i can imagine is slipping on those damn steps and cracking my face a new mouth

>>593554404
Holy fuck then, this is scary as fuck

THIS WILL BE LEGENDARY IF THIS IS REAL

SOMEBODY CAP THREAD IF SHIT GOES DOWN

Making everyone lose their collective shit = effective troll thread. Congrats OP

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Have fun OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s

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>>593554606

>>593553816

> So uhh... Winder how many reports the FBI got. I just put one in too.

In all seriousness, OP shuddna done do this, now a team from the FBI is going to be obligated to follow this up, which is almost certainly going to be a huge waste of time.

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>>593553294

>>593554606
Totally worth going to jail for.

The picture is fake you retards. Its the twitter pic posted on an ISIS affiliated account. That pic is from last September.

>>593548511
Either way youre still a faggot.

What's funny is that there's a lot of cloud coverage right now. Check the weather /b/tards.

>>593554706

Nah brah. I can see fox news tomorrow morning: "Florida teen arrested with links to ISIS. Terror threat against the White House successfully averted. USA! USA! USA!"

>>593554839
evidence you fag

>>593554850
we need a DC anon to confirm weather

>>593554850
Somebody confirm

>>593554850

what's funny is i just looked out my window, and see barely see any clouds nigger. live in dc too

>>593541860
>allahu akba
FAKE.jpg

>>593554850
>>593555001
>>593555052
i can also confirm >>593555108

>>593541860
Rip president uganda

>>593550436
damn youre right thats not enough who else can we purge?

>>593541860
>We have obtained access to under the whitehouse
Implying the tunnels under the whitehouse isnt one of the most secure places on earth.

Captcha: judea

>>593555001
>>593555052
>>593552461
>>593552461
>>593552461

Get out of your basement and confirm weather, faggot.

>>593555108
pics w/ timestamp

>>593554466
gore makes people religious extremists? you know thats retarded, you know the vast majority of people who see that shit regularly dont want to fuck people up anymore than people who dont, and seeing a shit ton of people getting beheaded wont make it easier to do it yourself.

now please stop youre only making it worse for yourself

Reprted this thread to the cia, fbi and the department of homeland security enjoy that torture and ass rape OP

>>593555259
Yo muma

"In one hour"
Posted one hour and forty minutes ago
Can we all just fucking leave now?

>>593555125
>implying allahu akbar is not common for them to say.

it means god bless, and god bless your autism

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>>593549294
>>593541860
kek
haz one doxz them?

>>593553939
GOOD LUCK ASSAD

>>593541860
FUCKING FAGOT

>>593546268
A fake threat within a fake threat.. We must go deeper

Whelp. That was interesting. Time for work, master blasters.

I'm in the mood for sausage or bacon this morning.

Roll get check em